第1章
赵家宗族祠堂。
“zhaohao，wozaiwenniyibian，neishangguanrouxianrujinyijingshiyigefeiren，nihaishizhiyibutuihunma？”
“不退！”
“nikeyaoxiangmingbai，neishangguanrouyinweiyikuaiyupei，gaodehunshenxiuweibandianbusheng，rujincishijinrenjiezhi，niyutayishitianchadibie，zongshiruci，nihaishibutuihunma？”
zhaohaokanzheyanqiandezhanglao，bubeibukang，yiziyijudedundao：“zhanglao，wozhaohaoshuoguodehua，yigetumoyikouding，jintianzheihunwoshijueduibuhuituide！”
“nizheiruzi......”
wenhuadezhanglaodunshibaonu，yishenxiupaobeitineideweiyachengdesihuxiayikejiuyaobaozhakailai，danjiusuanshiruci，zhaohaoyiranshizhandebizhi，yishuangyanjingzhongbucunzaisihaojuyi。
笑话！
qiebushuotuihunzheigeqiaoduan，jiusuanshizheigeyinweiyikuaiyupeidaozhizijiquanshenxiuweijinshizheijianshi，jiutuotuodeshizhujiaomoban。zijixianzaiyaoshituihun，danfanjianglaishangguanrouchengweiyidaiqiangzhe，daoshihoudaomeide，diyigejiushiziji！
shenweiyigechuanyuezhe，zheimehutudeshiqingshijueduibunengzuode。
zuozaizhuweishangdezuzhangkanlezhaohaoyiyan，suihoubaibaishourangzhanglaotuixia，zaicikanzhezhaohaoshuodao：“neishangguanrourujinyijingchengweileyijiefeiren，wogenjiweizhanglaoyijingshangliangguole，juedingqianqushangguanjiatuihun。bijingnishenweiwozhaojiayidaitianzizuigaozhe，zenmenenggougenyigefeirenchenghun，chuanchuquqibuchenglexiaohua？”
“genghekuang，wujizongdetaishangzhanglaoyouyiweiqinsunnvzizhizhuojue，gengshineidingweiwujizongdexiayijiezhangmen，zhiqianpairenlaishuoyouyiyuwozhaojialianyin，zheikeshiyimenhaoyinyuan！”
yinggaocaidi，zhenbuhoudao。
zaizheshuo，zheishangguanroudagailvshiyigezhujiaomoban，zijiyaoshiyikaijujiujizijizhaoyigeqianzaideqiangzhedangduishou......
xiangdaozheizhaolihaobeihoujiumaochuyicenglenghan，kanzhemianqiandezuzhanghezhanglaoxinzhonganziyaotou。
真是太短视了。
yushizhaohaodangjiyaotou：“wobutongyi！”
族长一听微微皱眉。
ruoshihuanchengpangren，tazaojiuyibazhangchouguoqule。
shenweizhaojiadizi，ziranyiqiedangyizhaojiaweizhong，nayoudezijitiaosanjiansi。
keshizheigezhaohaonaishilinjiajinbainianzhizhongtianfuzuigaozhe，yeshijiazuzhongdianpeiyangdehaomiaozi，suiranbeidangmiandingzhuang，zuzhangyiranyazhehuoqi，kanletayiyan。
jiutingzuzhangyuqibushan：“nalaineimeduofeihua，jiaoniguolaibushigennishangliang，zhishitongzhi。”
“neigeshenmewujizongdetaishangzhanglaodesunnv，nimenyaoqudehuazijiququ，wokebuqu。”zhaohaoyiliandejianchihaobutuisuo。
“hunzhang！”zuzhangborandanu，yiguweiyapengpaierchu。
zhaohaomenhengyisheng，shentihuanglehuang，danshitayazheyayinggang，yimoxianxuecongzuijiaoyichu。
“shangguanrousuirantianfubucuo，keshizicongmaoxianzhihou，jingjiejiuyidiezaidie，rujinbudanchengweifeiren，liangongfayebunengxiuxing，nizhendeyaoquzheiyangdenvziweiqi？”zuzhangqingtanyishengkaikoujieshi。
zhaohaoshenxileyikouqi，muguangzhishizuzhang，yongjiandingdeyuqishuodao：“shi！”
jiuzaicishitadenaohaizhizhonghuranchuanlaidingdeyisheng。
【ding，gongxisuzhudaposuming，jujueyuwujizongtaishangzhanglaozhinvchenghun。】
【huodejiangli，linggenzengqiang，youhuoshuxinggaopinlinggenbianweiwushuxingzhongpinquanlinggen！】
【xinshoujiangli，qiyunjiashen，dakaisumingdejiasuo，jianghuirangnihuodegengduoyiwaidejiangli！】
激活系统了！
zhaohaoxinzhongbuyoudeyixi，kanqilaizijidexuanzemeiyoucuo。
ruguotayaoshixuanzeagenneigeshenmewujizhongdenvzichenghundehua，kongpazheixitongyibeizijihuobule，zheisuanshiwaidazhengzhele。
weiyirangtabushuangdejiushizijiyuanbendegaopinhuoshuxinglinggen，juranbianweiwulinggen。
kaishenmewanxiao，zheibujiushizalinggenma？
pinzhigaolehuoxuyoudianyongchu，keshinayoudanpingaoshuxinglaideyouyong？
nanbuchengtayaobawuxingshufaquanlianyibian？
jiusuanshitaxiangyouneimeduoshijianma？
erqiezheigexiuxianshijie，gentasuolejiedehaiyouxiebutaiyiyang。
suoweixiuxianjiuzhongtian，yizhongyinanguan。
tasuozaidetianlingdalu，buguojiushichuyujiuzhongxianjiedezuixiajie。
zheibeiziyoumeiyouxiwangpojiedouhaibuhaoshuo，gengbuyaoshuohuafeineimeduoshijianquxiulianbiedegongfale！
kanqilaizijiduduile，zheigeshangguanrouyidingyoushenmeqiyu，yaoburandehua，zenmemomingqimiaohuichuxianzheizhongqingkuang？jiusuanshishouleshang，yebukenengliangongfayebunengxiuxing。
lingwaitayebuyuanyigenwujizonglianyin。
yinweitamenzhaojiagenwujizongbiqilai，neishixiaowujiandawu，jianglaiwanyizhendegenzheigetaishangzhanglaodesunnvchenglehun，kendinghuibeiduifangqiangyayitou，haoburongyichuanyueyici，meibiyaozheimeweiquziji。
genghekuangxianzaiyoulejinshouzhi，taziranbukenengzaidayingxialai。
zuzhangmeimaoyishu：“wozaiwennizuihouyibian，niruguohaiguzhijijian，neimecongjinyihoujiujiangnicongjingyingdizizhizhongchuming，zaiyebunengdedaojiazudeziyuanyoudai！”
kaiwanxiao，zijiyoulejinshouzhihaizaihuzheixiedongxi？
zhaohaozheicihuidadehaobuyouyu：“woyiyijue！”
zuzhangdingzhetakanlebantian，zuihouyihuixiuzi：“nijiwogun！”
这就过关了？
zuzhangxianglaishuoyibuer，zenmezheishihouhuranzheimetongqingdalile？
zhaohaoxianshiyileng，zuihoufanyingguolai。
zijihuodeqiyunjiashen，nandaozheimekuaijiuqixiaole？
kanqilaixitongjiushixitong，zongshijirennanyixiangxiangdejingxi。
zuzhangkanletayiyan：“nihuiquyihouzixixiangxiang，xiangqingchulimiandelihaideshi，buyaoyinweiyishichongdong，rangzhenggejiazudougenzhenishoulei，neinikejiuchenglejiazudezuirenle。”
zhaohaodangdiyigongshou：“renshengzaishi，wuxinbuli，ziranyijingdayingle，bierenzenmenenggouqingyijujueni？zaishuole，tianxuanzongyaobiwozhaojiashiligengqiang。rujinzheitaishangzhanglaodesunnv，juranxiangyaogenwochenghun，wojuedeqizhongbiyouyuangu，haishixiaoxinweishang，miandebeirenjisuanjile。”
tazheimeyishuozaichangjigezhanglaomianmianxiangqu。
xiuxianjiezhijianruorouqiangshi，zhaohaosuoshuodezheizhongkenengxingbushimeiyou，erqiejilvhenda。
tamenzhaojiaxinxinkukujingyinglezheimeduonian，zongbunengyinweiyichanghunyinjiuzhijiepeijinquba？
zuzhangtanleyikouqi：“suini！”
zaiyebutigenwujizonglianyinzhishi。
zhaohaoxinqingdahao，xiangleyixia。
tanachuyimeinajiemoquzijideshenhunyinji，ranhoudijilepangbiandepucongdangjikaikoufenfu：“niqushangguanjiazouyitang，jiangzheiweinajiejiaojishangguanguniangjiushuozheishiwodeyipianxinyi。”
shuodaozheilitahaikaikouqiangdiao：“yidingyaoqinkougaosushangguanguniangjiushuozheimenhunshiwomenzhaojiabuhuituihun！”