【帅哥打卡处】
【美女聚集区】
【naozijicunchu，luyishiliuyicun】
【budaya，meiyouqiyundicainengjishadesheding，zhujiaoxiangshajiusha。】
【zhujiaosuixinsuoyu，sanguantaizhengde，keyipaole】
古界。
长生世家顾家。
yigeguseguxiangdefangjiannei，yigefengdupianpian，yushulinfengdemeinanzidaozaidachuangshang……
“二十年了。”
“wotamadechuanyuedouershinianle，benyiweizheibeizikeyidafudagui……jieguonidayede，jixiaoyelaiyigediebuteng，niangbuai！”
qingnianmamalielie，zaibaoyuan。
tashigechuanyuezhe，mingweiguqingge！
至于为什么穿越……
neidangranshizunguidekachesijijiedanle！
依稀记得！
那一天雨夜！
高架桥上！
大卡车！
外卖员！
buchuyiwaidechuyiwaile！
dakacheyiyibaimaidesudujiangdaomeidewaimaiyuanjizhuangsuile！
dangran，womendenanzhubuhuishineidaomeidewaimaiyuan，tashineizunguidekachesiji……
的倒霉副驾驶！
tahejiedaitadedakachediaohailimianyansile。
guqinggejiuzheiyangchuanyuele！
还是胎穿！
xingyundeshijiashibeijingxiangdangdeverygood！
fuqinshigujiezhangshengshijiadejiazhu，muqinshigujieshengchaodezhanggongzhu，shengchaozhizhudejiejie……
不幸的是……
他不受家人待见！
zhiyintachushengdeneitian，tafuqingutianxingzhangguandedipanzaoshouyuwaixiezuderuqin，tafuqinbaile，diushishushigexiaoshijie，wushushenglingzaoshoutulu。
ertademuqinmuwanyungengshiyinweitadechusheng，beiyuwaixiemotouxi，benyuanshouchuang，daoshangehua，yunsiyiduanshijian……
guanjianshitahaitianshengzaiezhixin！
zhenggezhangshengshijiadourenweishitadejiangshengdailaizaie，shidegujiazhanbai……
tafuqinyinuzhixia，batadiudaoxiajie，yejiushigujiafajiadeneixiaoshijiequ。
haihao，tayeyemeiyoupaoqita，tuozheshang，yutazaixiajieshenghuoleshibanian。
tashibasuineinian，tayeyedaoshangehua，zaiyechengshoubuzhu，shengtianle。
tafuqinbudeyixiajie，jietayeyederoushenhuigujie，ertabeishunludaihuigujie。
“dong！dong！dong！……”
“dagongzi，jiazhuyouqing！”
yidaohuayucongmenwaichuanlai。
yixihongpaodeguqinggedangjiqishen，meitouweizhou，youxiebushuang。
他晓得这声音！
shitamingyishangfuqindetieshenyongren，gujiasuoyouxiaren，yongrendetoutou……
顾海！
“dagongzi，woquannihaishizhuajinquba，zheicijiazhuzhendehenshengqi。”
guhaijianguqinggemeiyouchulai，dangjiyoulenglengdeshuoyiju，meiyouyigepurengaiyoudetaidu。
guqinggezouchulai，kantayiyan，houzheyeshikanxiangta，yishuangheimouzhongdaizhemanmandebuxie。
zaizheizhangshengshijiagujia，tadediweibiguqinggegaoduole……
qimaguqinggeshizheimerenweide！
bijingguhaiguanzhezhangshengshijiagujiasuoyouyongren，dadiangujiazhuduoshiwu。
erta，guazheyigedagongzidemingtou，lianyigeshihuandeyongrendoumeiyou。
……
顾青歌来到了大厅。
cishi，datingyousangeren。
gaozuozhuweishangdezhongniannanzishitafuqin，qishenpangzuozhedeyigemeifushitamuqin。
zaixiafanghaiyouyigeshaonian！
yuemoshier、sansuideyangzi！
neishitadeqindidi，tabeidiuzaixiajiedeshihou，tafuqinliandexiaohao！
“不成器的东西！”
“给我跪下！”
“砰！”
yigukongbudeweiyafuxianchulai，guqinggedaqinanchuan，hunshenduosuo，daozaidishang。
tajiannandetaitou，kanyiyanneigaozuozhuweishangnubukeedezhongnianhanzi。
“xiangwogutianxingyingmingyishi，zenmehuishenglenizheimeyigehunzhangdongxi！”
“rangniquxianghuagejieshiyixietianzhijiaonv，nidaohao，zhuanshenjiupaoquhehuanlouyuneixiefengchennvziqingqingwowo，haiheouyangjiadexiaozimajie。”
“zenme？yaoxuerenjiachongguanyinuweihongyan？yebukankanzijisuannagencong……”
“buchengqidedongxi，lianzheidianshidoubanbuhao，diujinwomengujiadelian……”
gutianxingyuemayuenanting，guizaidishangdeguqinggeshuangshouzhuadi，xiangyaopinmingzhanqilaifanbo。
可下一刻！
【jiancedaosuzhuyouchoufuzhixin，tianmingdafanpaixitongzhengzaijihuo……】
【tianmingdafanpaixitongjihuochenggong，xianzaifafangxinshoudalibao，shifoulingqu？】
“靠！系统！”
naohaifuxianshengyin，yuanbenyaozhanqilaihuochuquyugutianxinghupendeguqinggeshuangmoufuxianjingguang！
系统！
“你终于来了！”
“lingquxinshoudalibao！”
【xinshoudalibaofafangchenggong，zhengzaidakai……】
【ding！xinshoudalibaodakaichenggong，gongxisuzhuhuodebianshenxiaokedoujihui×1，tianmodahuajue，yuanshitianmoti。】
纳尼？
顾青歌愣住了！
天魔大化诀是功法！
neihundunshenmotishijinjitizhi！
“zheibianshenxiaokedoushayisi？”
【bianshenxiaokedou：suzhusihoukebianshenxiaokedou，huodezhuanshengjihui，kaiqixinderensheng，xitongyeyongyuangensui。】
【tianmodahuajue：yitunshitarenbenyuanlaizhuangdayishen，shijiantianjiao，zhuduowanghou，wubushixiuxingdayao。】
【yuanshitianmoti：mozuzhigaotizhi，juexinghouliutangzuiweichunzhengdetianmoxuemai，keyanshengmozuzhiqiangshentongmishu。】
这一刻顾青歌笑了！
小爷的春天来了！
【suzhubuyaosong，shangquganta！zheiyangdepojiating，lajifumu，jigou，goudoubuyao！】
“呃！”
“干不过啊！”
顾青歌在心中暗道。
yitadexiuwei，gutianxingyigeniantoujiunengmoshale，tashangqugangejimao！
那可是圣尊大能！
tabuguoyigehualingjingbale！
这真干不过啊！
（jingjiehuafen：liantijing，lingqiaojing，linghaijing，dongtianjing，hualingjing，mingwenjing，tianrenjing，yinyangjing，niepanjing，shenhuojing，zhenshenjing，shenwangjing，zhizunjing，shengwangjing，shenghuangjing，shengzunjing，zhundijing，dadijing……）
“buzhihuigaidehunzhangdongxi！nijuranhaixiaodechulai，xinbuxinwochouduannidegoutui……”
“砰！”
gutianxingyigeniantou，guqinggehengfeichuqu。
“nikankanni，douyijingershisuilecaihualingjing，nididitacaishisansuijiuyijinghualingle……henijingjiexiangdang，nizheiershiniandouhuozaigoushenshanglema？”
“douzheimedagerenle，yishiwucheng，haixuerenquhuatianjiudi，deguoqieguo，yebukankanzijisuannagencong……meiyouyidianshangjinxin！”
“gutianxing！nitaniangdebizuiba！shiwobuxiangjiejiaotamenma？tamenkandeshangwoma？！”
jiuzaizheishi，guqinggezaiyerenbuzhule。
tataiyan，youyoushensuidemouzizhiyounuhuo，meiyouxianqiandekongju。
结交天之骄女？
hehe，tadaoshixiang，haimeijinmenjiubeirenhongchulaile。
tajixudahedao：“niyousuannagenconga！”
“xiaoyequchihepiaodudedadaoyuanshidoushizijide。”
“niyiweinizijihengaodashangma？”
“meiyoutaguanzhe，niganshuonizijibuxiangqu？”
“haiyounikouzhongdeguaierzibuyequle，zheiouyangjiadematashigesongdan，matashigelaji，wokanbuguoqucaihuiduiliangjubale。”
“nizaizheibibilailaixiandenihenqinggao，henlebuqishiba？”
“nizi，bizui！fanleshiba，haigandingzui！”
“砰！”
gutianxingqibudayichulai，nuheyisheng。
tayigeniantou，guqinggeyoubeiyigukepadeliliangxianfeichuqujishimiyuan。
tazhanleqilai，nuqichongchongdeshuodao：“nigeyishiwuchengdenizi，haiganshuoqingyun！nizhenyiweiqingyunheniyiyangzhishiweilequneidengdifangyeyeshengge？”
“tashiweilequyuzhuduoshijiazidilaiwang，jiaohaoguanxi，zhenyiweitaheniyiyang，shigeshenmedouzuobuhaodefeiwu？……”
“niyebukankanouyangjiadegongzishishei，shiwogujianengqingyidezuidema？qingyunbuyutajijiao，neishiqingyunmuguangzhangyuan……”
“zhenshigehunzhangdongxi！chiwogujiade，yongwogujiade，xianzaijuranhaixuehuidingzui，zaiwaimianjigujiareshishengfei！”
“meidameixiaodehunzhangdongxi，neimedageren，lianzheidianguijudoubudong，jintianwojiujiaojiaonijiagui，shengdenichuqudiulezhangshengshijiadelian……”
gutianxingshoutaiqi，xiangyaoyaoyibazhangpaichu，jiangneizhongxinzhanqilaideguqinggeyizhangpaifei。
但是他忍住了！
“a，dui！dui！dui！”
“taqujiushijiejiaopengyou，woqujiushitantuxiangle，siyifangzong，yeyeshengge，nikezhenshuangbiaoa！”
“hunzhang！haigandingzui，xinbuxinwoyibazhangxiaqu，dangmeishengguonizheihunzhangwanyi！zhenhouhuidangchumeibanishezaiqiangshang……”
“lailailai！wangzheida，youbenshinijiudangzhenilaozidemian，wangzheida，dasiwo！budasiwo，wodoukanbuqini！”
guqinggezhanqilai，bikouchaotian，xiaozhangmeibian。
yinweitashoulinazhetayeyedehuaxiang！
jiuzaitazhunbeijixupendeshihou，……
【suzhudiudiaonaozi，yihualingjingdeshiliduishengzundanengdefuqin，xiaoxinguoyuqiangda，zaisiwangbianyuanfanfuhengtiao，shafuzhixinyufaqianglie，fuhefanpaidezuofeng，jiangliwupinjilingjitianmoquan。】
【wupinjiyiweizhewushangxian，suzhushiliyueqiang，shizhandelingjijiuyueqiang。】
yidaohuayuxiangqi，guqinggelengleyixia。
这都行？