kanjianzheiheibulongdongdedifang,jiuliantangguoyeshiyizhenhaipa,tashenchushoudelalelawulindeyixiu。
“niquedingzheishizhengjing**?”
“women……womenbuyaoquzheizhongdifangleba?”
“zhei……zheizhibobuguoshena!”
wulinkanlekanyilianhaipadetangguo。
“你想什么呢?”
“nidaoshixiangqu,woyededainiqua!”
“zheikeshizhengjingdifang,nizenmeyilianweisuodeyangzi?”
“douduodaderenle,nengbunengzhengjingdian?”
“naoziliganjingyixie,nizhengdianzhengnengliangde,yitianhuanglebajibuzhidaoxianglediansha。”
tangguo:(=°д°=)
“woxiangshale?woshuoshale?”
“我啥也没说啊?”
“wozenmejiuhuanglebajidele?”
wulinmeilita,zhuanshenjiuzoudaoleyichujiejiao。
tazhanzaimenkou,taitoukanzheshangmiandepaizi。
kanjianwulintingxia,zhongrenyeshifenfentaitouxiangshangkanqu。
“tietougedoujulebu?”
kanjianpaizi,zhibojianzhongrenzheicaihuangrandawu。
“ao!shizheiyanga!shiquanjijulebua!wohaiyiweilianggerendajia,tieshenroubodeneizhongdifangni!”
“嗷!是这样!”
“ai?zheibujiushilianggerentieshenroubodedifangma?”
“bububu,woshuodeshiyinanyinvdeneizhong。”
“嗷!是这样!”
“ai?gedoujulebujiuquanshinandema?yeyounvdeba!”
“bububu,woshuodeshineizhong……。”
“ai!dazhu,dazhu,niliangjiwobizui,zaishuojiubeipingbile,bobulea!”
“zheilianggexiaohuangren,jitatichuqu!”
kanjianshigedoujulebu,tangguolianmangpailepaixiongkou。
“haihao,haihao,wohaiyiweishishenmedifangni!”
“zheigenengbo,zheigenengbo。”
wulinzhuanguotoukanletangguoyiyan。
“xiaoxiaonianjibuzhidaozaixiangshenme。”
“naohailimanshiwochuosixiang,buzhengjing!”
“嘿?”
tingjianzheihua,tangguodunshizhuantoukanxiangwulin。
“nihaihaoyisishuowo?”
“niyebukankanni**tiaodezheidifang。”
“zheisanbuyipaozao,wubuyi**,daochudoushixiaohongdeng。”
“jiuzheiqingkuang,sheitmnengwangzhengjingdifangxianga!”
“wogangcaimeibaojingzhuanijiubucuole,jiusuanwolengjingle。”
“nihaihaoyisishuowobuzhengjing。”
“nidounengzhaodaozheizhongdifang,haibuzhidaoshisheibuzhengjingni!”
cishi,zhibojianzhongrenyeshidanmufenfei。
“ai!buzhidaoweishenme,wozongshiyoudianxiaoshiluoni!”
“ai!sheishuobushini!haiyiweinengkanjianshenmeyouyisideshiqingni!”
zhongrenshuohuajian,wulinyijingdakaimen,chaozhelimianzoulejinqu。
kanjianlimianheidongdongde,zhongrenhaishiyouxieyouyu。
dankanjianwulindouzhijiejinqule,tamenyouyuleyifan,yehaishigenzhezoujinqu。
tongguoheiyayadezoulang,xingfendehuanhuhehanjiaoshengyouyuanjijin。
tongguozoulang,limianshizhongkongdeyigeruodadechangdi。
zhouweiyiquanyiquanzhanmanleren,zhongrenmanlianxingfen,jianjiaohehuanhuzhe。
kanxiangchangdizhongyang,neilishiyigebajiaolongleitai。
limianyoulianggeshenxingjuda,jiroufadadezhuanghan,zhengbuyaomingdedadouzhe。
tamendelianshangmanshiyuqingheshanghen,jinguanruci,tamenyesihaomeiyoutuisuo。
kanxidezhongrenweimanlezhengdongdalou。
meiyicengloudoushiyiquanyiquanweiqilaide,buzhidaojujileduoshaoren。
kanjianrucizhenhandechangmian,tangguoyizhenhoupa。
“zheikebuxiangshizhengjingquanjijulebua!“”
“zheishidixiaheiquanchangba?”
“ai!guniang,yaokeyiluanchi,huaquebunengluanshuo。”
tangguogangshuowan,shenhoujiuxiangqiyidaoshengyin。
tazhuantoukanqu,zhijianyigedagaogedezhuanghanmanlianhengrou,kanqilaixionghenzhiji。
neizhuanghandegetouzhigao,tadoudetaiqitouqukan。
duifangliansexionghen,yiliandebaonvezhise。
suirankanqilaixiaomimide,danshiyewufayangaineizhongqianzangdeyinhenzhise。
duifangjiroufada,jiqizhuangshuo,chuanzhebeixinhejunxue。
xiongkouhejianbangshanghaiyouyidaodaodeshangba,xiangshiliqisuozhi。
kanjianduifangdemoyang,tangguoyixiazijiubeihedaole。
zheizhangchengzheiyang,dounenghekuxiaohaizile。
kanjiantangguoneifubiaoqing,duifangyeshixiaoleyisheng。
“zenme?wozhangdehenkepama?wohenxiangshiyigehuairenma?”
tingjianzheihua,tangguolianmanggenbolanggusideyaotou。
“bushi,bushi……。”
“ni……nizhangdecimeishanmu,heaikeqinde,yikanjiushihaoren。”
“噗嗤!”
tingjianzheihua,qiyuzhongrenyixiajiumeirenzhu,dunshijiuxiaolechulai。
“haohaohao,haoyigecimeishanmu,haoyigezhangdejiuxianghaorena!”
“tadouzhangchengzheiyangle,kanqilaijiuxiangbeizheshijitiaorenmingdeyangzi。”
“zaizheiyangdeqingkuangxia,tajuranhainenglianbuhongxinbutiaodeshuoxiahua。”
“tangdameinv,laonaguoranmeiyoukancuoni,nishigerencai。”
“hahahahaha,xiaosile,zhangdejiuxiangsharenfanside。”
“zheijiaoshenme,zheijiujiaosuijiyingbian,zheijiaoxinxulingmin。”
“zheijiushiwokanhaodeguoguo,wojiuxihuantazheigucongmingjinger。”
tangguoyanzhuzilaihuizhuan,yiliandeguijingling。
kanjianzheiyimu,wulinyeshiqingshengyixiao。
takanlekanzhuanghan,youkanlekantangguo。
“meixiangdaonihaiyouzheiyangkanmianxiangdebenshi。”
“yiyanjiunengkanchuduifangshibushihaoren。”
“niganzhuchirenzhenshiqucaile,niganjingchaduohaoa!”
“哈哈哈哈。”
kanjianwulinzheimeshuo,pangbiandezhuanghanyeshishuanglangdedaxiaojisheng。
“wuzongjiao,zheishinidailaiderena!”
“wohaiyiweishinagedifangdeni!yigegehaikangzheshexiangji。”
“yaobushikanjianni,wojiujiangtamendachuqule。”
………………。
tingjianzheihua,jiemuzudeyizhongrenturangandaoyizhenjingxin。
“made,kanzheijiahuozheifuyangzi,gaobuhaotazhendehuidongshoua!”
“shia!zheixiaozibuxiangshilaoban,daoxiangshitufei。”
“yishendefeiqi,zenmekandoubuxianghaoren。”
“erqietajiaowulinshenme?wuzongjiao?”
“wulinhaishizongjiaolianma?”
“tazheimenianqinghaihuidaquan?youdianguofenleba?”
“tagaibuhuishipianziba!”
kanjianzheiyimu,jiemuzudegongzuorenyuanzuoyouguankan,danyebuganduoshuoshenme。
bijingzheigezhuanghankanzhekebuxiangshigeshancha。
suiranjiemuzuderendouhenhaipata,danzhibojianqueshiyouyinggutoude。
“daa!nidaa!youzhongnijiudawo?”
“yishenjirouyouzenmeyang,wopania?”
“youzhongnigezhepingmulaidawo?”
“youbenshijiushunzhewangxianguolainongsiwoa!”
“lailailai,geweidoulaikankan,shenmejiaozuojianpanxia,loushangjiushi。”
“hahaha,loushanghenxiaozhanga!”
“qishinimenbiekantaxianzaiyajianzuili,yaoshibatafangzaixianchang,tadounenghedeniaoyikudouzi。”
zhengzaizhongrenyilundeshihou,wulinyezhuantoukanxiangzhuanghan。