第三章·被逼请客

kandaozhengjujiuzaishoushang,zhangyifanwunaiditanleyikouqi,"xuxiu,zheimewanle,niebue?womenchuquchidianerdongxiba。"

xuxiushenleyigelanyao,yibianhuodongzhebozifachukabakabadeshengxiang,yibianxiaozheshuodao:"haowa!buguowoqiandoujienile。zhaizhuqingke!"

lianggerenzhaoleyijiashaokaodian,xuxiudianlebushao,danzhangyifanyikan,faxianjihudoushisude。

zhangyifanzhidao,suiranxiangyaochulaichiyidunhaode,danzijidezheigepengyouhaishixiangyaotizijishengqian。

"jintianbuqueqian,chidianerrouba!"

zhangyifanshuozhe,zaidanzishanggouxuanlebushaorouchuan。

xuxiubailebaishou,"woyouweibing,wanshangchitaiduoroubuxiaohua。"

"nijiwogun!dawanshanghekafeidoubudanxinduiweibuhao,nixianzaigenwoshuobuxiaohua!chi!duile,gaosuniyigehaoxiaoxi,woyouqianle!"

zhangyifanshuozhe,jianggouxuanhaodedanzidijipangbiandefuwuyuan,ranhouyaolejipingjiu。

xuxiudengdayanjingkanlezhangyifanyiyan,"niyougepideqian!jiuniwohaibuzhidao?"

zhangyifanchaozhexuxiuyixiao,"nikanyixianideshouji。zhiqiannijiewodesanqian,wohaishangle。lianbendaili!"

xuxiupiezhezui,danhaishinachulaishoujikanleyiyan。

"worilegeyaowa!sanwankuai!lai,ranggekankan,shenhaizaibuzai?"

"gungungun!henishuozhengjingshier。woqinshengfuqindeguanjiazhaodaolewo。"

zheiyike,xuxiudeyanjingdengdexiangshidengpaoyiyan,chadianerdouyaocongyanjingpianhoumiandengchulaile。

"dengdeng……rangwolvyixiazheiguanjianzi。qinshengfuqin!guanjia!nitemebuhuishinagefuhaodesishengziba?worenshinishibanian,duile,jintianhaitemeshinishengri!nibiegaosuwo,niqishixingma!xianzaineigeshoufumajianlinshinidie?"

zhangyifanyipiezui,"woxingzhang,buxingma!"

zhangyifanzhidao,xiaoshengdeshiqingyoudianerguiyi,gaosuxuxiutayebuxin,bianxiabiandao:"jintianwoshibasuishengri,yudaolewoqinshengfuqindeguanjia,yuanlaiwoqinshengfuqinyijingguoshile。suoyizhaodaolewo,rangwojichengyichan。jutiduoshaowoxianzaiyebuzhidao,danyouhenduojiuduile。"

xuxiudengdayanjingkanzheshoujishangzhifuapplidesanwankuaiqian,"suoyi,nijiufanshibeihaijilewo?"

zhangyifandianlediantou,"shibeiwodoujuedeshao!"

"laoban!"xuxiuchaozheshaokaodiandelaobanyitaishou,"jia20chuanfeiniu、20chuanyangrou、20chuanbanjin、zailaisigeyaozi!"

lianggerenzaishaokaodianliqilerongrongdiliaozhe,zhangyifanjiangshoujilideneiyifenwendangfajilexuxiu。

xuxiukanleyiyanwendanglideneirong,wunaiditanleyikouqi。

"xianzaiyouxixingye,chaoxizheizhongshiqingyijingjianguaibuguaile。zhishimeixiangdao,xianzailiansanjutouzhiyidetianyouwangluodouzheimelanle!"

zhangyifanzhidao,youxishixuxiudemengxiang。

jiandaozijidehaopengyouyanshenzhizhongdeshiluo,zhangyifanyipaizhuozi,"juedingle!buganle!baitiannijiujiangyouxishanchu,tuisai。ranhouwojiniyigeyouxigongsi,jiangnipengqilai!"

xuxiuyibaishou,"bienao!"

"meishier!wodangchumeiqianmeibenshi,womenxiongdibeirenqifujiuzhinengditou。danxianzaibuyiyangle!wozhanqile,nijiuzhanqilaile!youxigongsideshihou,zhihouwoxiangbanfa。erzheiyicisuanjiwoxiongdi,bunengjiuzheimesuanle。womashangjiujiangdongxipuguang!"

xuxiusuiranzuishangshuozhebuyao,danyaoshuotaxinlimeiyouqiyeshijiade。

dangtianwanshang,zhangyifanjianghedeyoudianerduodexuxiusonghuiquzhihou,zijihuidaojiali,jiujiangshoulideneixieliaotianxinxihedaimajietuzaiwangshangpuguang!

niburangwoxiongdihaoguo,woyeburangnihaoguo!

zuowanzheiyiqiezhihou,zhangyifankanleyixiazijixianzaidejifen,yigongcai3dianjifen。

mei1dianjifenkeyiduihuan1dianshuxingzhi。

kanleyiyanzijixianzaidesixiangjibenshuxing。

外貌:63

身材:61

健康:44

性能力:39

xingnenglizheige,suiranxianzaishenweidanshendezijihaiyongbushang,dan39dianyetaidile,guoduanbunengren。

danzhangyifanhaishijiang3gejifendouxiaohaozaijiankangshang。

bijingzijidejiankangshuxingtaidile。

jiankang,caishiyigerendegenben!

jiawanzhihou,kanleyiyanxianzaizijideshuxing,zhangyifanyaoleyaotou。

"kanyangzi,haishixuyaoduohuaqianya!"

qiongdeshihouxiwangyouqian,kehuranyouqianle,zhangyifanjingranbuzhidaoyaozenmehuaqianle。

diertian,zhangyifanhexuxiulianggerenzaixuexiaomenkouyujian。

xuxiujiandaojiuwenzhangyifan,"nixianzaidouyouqianle,zenmebuhuanyitaohaodianerdeyifuya?"

zhangyifankuxiaoleyisheng,"woyezhidaoyaohuanyifu,erqiewohaiyaohuanshoujishenmede,kewentishi,wodeyoushijianya!"

"zhenghao,mingtianyuandan,nengfangjia。"

lianggerenzhengwangxuexiaolimianzou,zhenghaoyudaoletongyangzoujinxiaomendebanzhanglutao。

"aiyou!zheibushiwomenbandeyouxishejidashima?"

lutaojingchangwanyouxi,tayezhidaoxuxiuzaizijizuoyouxi,shenzhidangchuhaiteyipaodaoxuxiudeyouxixiamianqushuaeping。

zuotianwanshangtayezhuyidaoxuxiutuisaideshiqing。

suoyijintianzaoshangjianmian,ziranmianbuleyaochaofengyibo。

xuxiulenghengleyisheng,meiyoudalilutao。

lutaokanleyiyanpangbiandezhangyifan,"yifan,tingshuonimashengbingle,buyaojinba!yaobuyaowozuzhitongxuejinijiajuandianqian。dajiarenrencouyidianer,jiusuanbingzhibuhao,zhishaozoudefengguangdian!shibushi?"

"shenme!?"zhangyifanzhuangzuoyifuganggangmeitingqingdemoyang,"banzhangnishuoshenme?nimasile?shenmeshihoudeshier?zuotiangennijiagebiwanglaogehejiu,tameigenwoshuoya!"

tingdaozhangyifanzheimeshuoziji,lutaobuyoudenuhuozhongshao。

youxierenjiushizheiyang,tashuobierenkeyi,bierenshuotajiubuxing!

典型的双标狗!

"zhangyifan,nitemezaishuoyiju,xinbuxinwozhaorendaduannidetui!"

"shenme!?banzhang,nidiedetuiyaobeirendaduanle?bushizaojiubeirendoudaduanlema?"zhangyifanjixuzhuangzuoyifumeitingqingduifangshuohuademoyangchaofenglutao。

xuxiuzaiyipangbudao:"shenmejiaodou?jiuzhongjianneitiaobeidaduanle。lingwailiangtiaohaishihaode!"

lutaoqidedangchangjiuyaodongshou,danbijingxianzaijinlexiaomen,zhouweihaiyouxuexiaodebaoan,tashibanzhang,yebuhaoxianzaijiudongshou。

"nimenliangge,jiwodengzhe!"lutaofangleyijuhenhua,zhuanshenkuaibuzoukai。

tashibanzhang,xianzaiyoushigaosan,taxiangyaoduifuzhangyifanlianggeren,youdeshibanfa。

jiandaolutaolikaidebeiying,xuxiuwunaiditanleyikouqi,"nishuozhesunzizenmeyidazaoshangdijiulaizhaowomenlianggedehuiqi?"

zhangyifansonglesongjian,"sheizhidaole,kenengshitamamazhendesile。xinlinanguoba。suanle,bijingshiguer,womenyaoduozhaogutamenyidian。"

shangwudiyijiekexiake,banzhanglutaohuranhanzhulequanbantongxue,"tongxue,gaosudajiayigehaoxiaoxi。womenbandechengxutiancaixuxiu,canjiatianyouwangluodexiaoyouxidasai,zuotianwanshangyijingchongjidaoledierming!zheimegaoderongyu,xiudacehua,nideqingkeba!"

yitingdaoyourenyaoqingke,quanbantongxuehenduorensuiranbuzhidaozenmehuishi,dandoukaishiqihongqilai。

youqishihebanzhangguanxihaodeneijige,chenjishandongzhouweiqitadetongxue。

xuxiujiandaolutaozheimenongziji,henshengqi,benlaiyinggaizijidediyibeirenanzhongzuoshoujiaojiusuanle,zijigengshizuowanhuijiazhihoushanchuleyouxi,xuanbutuisai,jieguoxianzaigengshibeibizheqingke。

zijiyaoshuotuisaideyuanyin,dajiakendingbuxin。

反而让陆涛得意!

xiangdaozheili,xuxiurenbuzhuzhanqilai,jiuxiangyaomalutao。

kejiuzaizheishi,zhangyifanzouguolaianzhuxuxiudejianbang,chaozhezhouweidetongxueshuodao:"neihao!jintianzhongwuzaixuexiaofujindeguilaijiudian,qingdajiayiqichifan。buguoxuxiuyinweishentiyuanyintuisaile,suoyimeiyoumingcihejiangjin,pianpianwozuotianmaicaipiaozhongjiangle,suoyizheiyidunwolaiqing!"

tingdaozhangyifanyaoqingke,quanbuyizhenhuanhu。

guansheiqingni,fanzhengyoudacanchijiugaoxing。

"buguowozaoshangqulingqiandeshihouyudaoyigesuanmingde,shuojintianbunengqingxingludechifan,rongyifanxiaoren。wogujibanzhangshibuhuijieyizheizhongxiaoshide,suoyibanzhubuqu,dajiadoujideyiqilai!"

jiandaolutaoyilianfennu,zhangyifanxinzhongkeshikaixinjile。

zijizhengchouzhaobudaohuaqiandebanfani,banzhanglutaojiulaitigongjihui!

zhenxiwangjintianzhongwunengduohuadianerqian,rangzijikuaidianerhuodejifen!

suizhezhongwufangxue**xiangqi,zhenggebanjimashangjinruyipianhuanteng。

suiranguilaifandianbushishenmedafandian,danduiyubushaoxueshenglaishuo,nengquchiyiciyebizaixuexiaodeshitangliyaohaohenduo。

kuangqiehaishibierenqingke,buxuyaozijihuaqian。

suoyourendouxinggaocailiedigenzhezhangyifanhexuxiuzouchujiaoshi,zhiyoubanzhanglutaoyigerenzuozaiweizhishang,yinchenzhelian。

zhangyifanqinglesuoyouderen,danjiushimeiyouqingziji。

zheixianranjiushixiangyaodazijidelian!

yuanbenlutaoxiangyaoquzhaobanhuazhongchunshui,zijichenjijiangtayuechulaitamenlianggerendanduchuquchifan。

jieguozijiyihuitou,jiujiandaozhangyifanzhengzaihezhongchunshuibingjiancongjiaoshilizouchuqu。

"kee!zhangyifan!zheiyicixianrangnixiaorendezhi!nijiwodengzhe!"

lutaoshuozhe,yiquanhenhendizazaizhuozishang。

zheishi,jigehelutaoguanxibucuoderenzouleguolai,"banzhang,fangxin,jintianzhongwuchifan,womenbangni,henhendizaizhangyifanyidun,jinibaochou!tazhangyifanjialiqiong,nengyoujigeqian,tayiweiwomenquchifan,yigerensanshiwushi,quanbanyiqianlaikuaiqianjiujiejuele?nidengzheba,jintianburangtahuashangwan,womendoubuhaoyisihuilai!"

"duile。yanbeinishuole,zheiyicizhangyifanxianranshiqiongzhuang。tashangtadezhibozhanghao,daoshihouxianchangzhibo。wokanzhangyifandaoshihoumeiqianjiezhangzenmeban!"

"banzhang,jidekanyanbeinidezhibo!"

lutaozhidao,yanbeinibushishenmeshancha,zheiyicizhangyifanbujizijimianzi,neijiurangtazhidaozhidaoshenmejiaoteng!

xiangdaozheili,lutaodelianshangbuyoudeluchulezhengningerdeyidilengxiao。