zhongchunshuibuzhidaoweishenmezhangyifanjintianyidingyaoqingdajiachifan，buguojirandoulaile，zijiyezhinengbangmangdianyixiebianyide，burangzhangyifanzhihoumaidandeshihoutainankan。
fuwuyuanjiangzhongchunshuidiandeshidaocaidoujiluxialaizhihou，faxianshidaocaiyecai600duo，keyishuotadiandeshidaocaibizhiqianyanbeinidiandebadaocaidejiagehaiyaobianyihenduohenduo。
fuwuyuankanleyiyanzhangyifan，"xiansheng，qingwenhaixuyaodianerqitadeshenmema？"
zheishi，yanbeinihuranshuodao："nandejintianquanbanyiqi，buruhedianerjiuba。xiawuhaiyouke，jiushaoheyidiandian，yisiyixiajiuhao。fuwuyuan，nimenzheiliyoushenmehaoyidiandehongjiuma？"
hongjiuzheidongxi，meipijiuliangda，meibaijiujingda，jiushigui！
fuwuyuanjiandanjieshaoyixia，yanbeinimashangshuodao："neiganggangdeneige588dechixiazhuba。yizhuoliangpingjiugou！"
zhongchunshuijiandaoyanbeiniyixiazijiudianle4000duodejiu，liansedoubianle，dengzheyanbeini。
danyanbeiniquexiangshimeikandaoyiyang。
cikezaizhibojianzhong，bushaofensifengkuangshua666！
"wanle！zhei**sigujiyaoyuandibaozhale！"
"fancai2000duo，hejiu4000duo，zhubohenrenya！"
"**sijiubuyaochulaizhuangx，zheijiushizhuangxdedaijia！"
zhangyifankanleyiyancandan，chaozhefuwuyuanshuodao："ganggangdiandeshibadaocaidouyounaxie，nizaishuoyibian。"
"啥！？"
zheiyicibujinjinshizhongchunshuizhenjingle，yanbeiniyezhenjingle，shenzhilianfuwuyuandouzhenjingle。
zhangyifanyiliandanrandikanzhefuwuyuan，"ganggangwoliangweitongxueyigedianleshidaocai，yigedianlebadaocai，nimeijiluma？"
fuwuyuanzhiqianshijilulebadaocai，buguohoulaibushibeizhangdegenghaokandeneiweijihuandiaolema？
"yifan，buyongdianzheimeduode。erqiexiawuhaiyaoshangke，dajiajiubiehejiule。wojuedehedianerguozhikelejiutinghaode。"
zhongchunshuichaozhezhangyifanshuodao，xianranshixiangyaojizhangyifanyigetaijiexia，bimianganga。
zhangyifanxiaozhebailebaishou，tingzhefuwuyuanjiangshibadaocaidemingzidoubaoleyibian。
"ganggangdeshibadaocaihebapingjiu，yigongduoshaoqian？"
"shibadaocaishi11660yuan，jiushuishi4704yuan，yigong16364yuan。"
zheiyike，yanbeinijiangshoujiduizhunzhangyifan，qidaijiangzhangyifanlianshangdebiaoqingbuzhuoxialai，rangzhibojianlisuoyouderendounengkandao。
bushaofensiyedouqidaizhezhangyifanyuandibaozha。
嘭！
zhangyifanyipaizhuozi，"nimenfandianjiubunengjiwocougezhengma？zheiyang，zailai12wanlamiandangzhushi，meizhuo3wan。ranhougangganglaideshihou，kandaohoumenyousangeqigai，anzhaozheigebiaozhunjichufanghoumianyelaiyizhuo，woqingneisangeqigaide。baokuo3wanlamian，zhidaoma？"
服务员傻了！
严贝妮傻了！
zhibojianlidefensidoushale！
yidunfanhualeyiwanliuhaijuedebugou，feiyaocouzhenghuachaoguoliangwan！
jingranhaiqingganggangjingguoshizaihoumiankandaodeqigaiyidunfan！
erdedaozheigexiaoxidejingliyemengle。
zijijianguobushaoyouqianren，gengshijiandaoguohuijinrutudefuerdai。
danxiangshixianzaibaojianlizheiweiruciyougexingde，zijihaishidiyicijiandao。
erchufanglidewushifumeixiangdao，jintianjingranyourenyao15wanlamian，shenzhihaijichufanghoumiandesangeqigaiyaoleyizhuohaochide。
ersuizhecaihelamiankaishishanglai，zhangyifanqishenlizuo，zhaodaolefuwuyuan，rangfuwuyuandaizijiquhouchujianyixianeigelvepangdewushifu。
fuwuyuanconglaimeijianguozhangyifanzheiyangdekeren，suiranzhidaochufangzhongdibunengdairenjinqu，kezheiweiyichushoujiushiliangwan，qizhonghaiyou4000huazaihoumensangeqigaishenshang，zijinaliganre，zhinengdaizhetalaidaochufang。
zhangyifanlaidaochufang，yiyanjiurenchulaizhengzaizuolamiandewushifu。
"wushifu，zheiweikerenzhaonin。"
fuwuyuanjieshaoyixia，jiuxianlikaile。
wushifukanleyiyanzhangyifan，ganggangzijizhuyidaoyouyiqunxueshengjingguo，queshimeixiangdaojingranshilaitamenjiudianchifande。
"ninjiushiwushifu。tingshuoninzuodelamianbucuo。"
wushifuchaozhezhangyifanxiaolexiao，"xiaoxiongdinixiandengyixia，ganggangyourenyaole15wan，wozheigangzuohao12wan，haicha……"
zhangyifanyitaishou，"buyongle，shengxiadesanwan，zhiqianninbushiyijingduanchuqujihoumiandekerenlema？"
wushifuzheicaizhidao，15wanlamianzhizhong，yousanwanshiganggangzijijiqigaideneisanwan。
"heihei，duoxiexiaoxiongdile。"
zhangyifanyaoleyaotou，"wushifu，xianzaizheishidao，haorenmeihaobao。ninweishenmehaiyaobangneisangeqigai。wokannimenzheilidejingli，duiniyebutaihaoya！"
wushifuwunaiditanleyikouqi，"renshengzaishi，sheimeigenandeshihou？erqiezheijiudianbenlaijiuhenshaohuiyourenlaichilamian。nixiangxiang，yiwanlamianxiaqu，jiushaodianyigecai，jiudianjiuzhuandeshaoya！suoyiwoyenenglijie。gujiguoduanshijian，wojiuzoule。buzaizheiliganle。"
zhangyifanjiandaopangbianhouchujilushangcaidedanzipangbiandezhibi，sixialaiyixiaotiaozaishangmianxieshangzijidedianhua。
"wushifu，wojiaozhangyifan。niyaoshibuganle，jiulaizhaowo，wochuqianjinintouziyigelamianguan。"
wushifuyileng，meixiangdaodiyicijianmian，jiuyourenyaojizijitouzilamianguan。
"zhei……wo……xiaoxiongdi……nijiubupatouziwankuiqianya？"
"wotouzinin，diyi，kanninrenpinhao。dier，wojiuxianghuaqian，yagenjiumeixiangdaoguozhuanqian。"
zhangyifanyixiao，"wushifu，wodengnindianhua。"
shuowanzhihou，zhangyifanzhuanshenlikaichufang，huidaobaojian。
zhenghaoxuxiuchumenshangcesuo，lianggezaimenkoupengshangle。
xuxiuyadishengyinshuodao："yanbeinihaoxiangzaikaizhibo，wokantayibianchihaiyibianbuzhidaojiangshenme。bachengshichizhenidehaishuozhenidehuaihua。"
zhangyifanbailebaishou，zhenghaojiandaoyanbeinijiangzhuozishangganggangchangguodeyiwanlamianzhijieduanxialai。
suiranzheilamianbianyi，yanbeinigangganghaizaizhibojianchaofeng，zhiyou**sicaihuichidacandeshihoudianlamian。
jieguochangleyikou，faxianzheilamiandedequequefeichanghaochi。
dajiadoushiyinweigongkuaijiachulaiyixiedaozijiwanli，yanbeinisuoxingjiangyizhengwandouduanxialai。
yanbeinikebuguanbierenzenmekanziji，zijizenmeshufuzenmelai，fanzhengjintianlaijiushichizhangyifande，guanbierengaoxingbugaoxingni。
chileliangkouzhihou，yanbeinikanleyiyanzhangyifandeweizhi，faxianzhangyifanbujianle。
mashangnazheshoujichaozhezhangyifandefangxiang，"dajiashuo，zhei**sibuhuipaoleba？ruguotapaole，haha，daoshihouxuexiaozhidaozheijianshiqing，gujinengjiangtakaichuba！zheiyangde**si，zaodianerkaichuzaodianer……"
啪！
jiuzaizheishi，buzhishenmeshihouzouguolaidezhangyifanmengranyipaiyanbeinidejianbang，hedeyanbeinishouyidou，shoujipadayixiazidiaojinlamianli。
yanbeinibeijianleyilianlamiantang，zhenggerendoumengle。
erzhangyifanquexiangshishenmedoumeikandaoyiyan，duipangbiandezhongchunshuishuodao："caichidezenmeyang？haiyaojiacaima？"
zhongchunshuilianlianyaotou，"buyongle，zheixiedouyaochibulele。"
zhangyifanyixiao，"meishi，youshenmexuyaojiuzhijieshuo。"
shuozhe，zhangyifankanleyiyankusangzhelianxiangyaofabiaodeyanbeini。
qishizhangyifanzhidao，banjiliyoujigerenjiatingtiaojiandoubuhao，dangchushenqingguopinkunsheng，yanbeinijiushiqizhongzhiyi。
zhibuguozijiyizhidoumeiyoujiangzheixieshiqingshuochuqueryi，buxiwangyanbeinizaibierendemianqiantaibuqitou。
danyanbeiniqueshitiantiandaochuhebierenshuozijiruheqiongruhecan，jintiangengshixiangyaokengziji。
"yanbeini，zheicaihaochima？haochinikeduochidianer。dangchuwoshenqingtekunshengdeshihou，kandaomingdanshangyeyouni，jiuzhidaonijialitiaojianyebuhao。xianzaiwoyouqianle，xiangzheyinijiadejingjitiaojian，kendingmeichiguozheiyangdehaodongxi。duochidian，bushenti！"
cikeshoujisuiranpaozailamiantangli，danqueshimeimashanghuaidiao。
zhibojianlidefensisuirankanbudaohuamian，quehaishinengtingdaoshengyin。
zheiyixia，zhibojianjiuzhale。
"yuanlaizheizhubozijiyeshiqiong**siya！qiong**sihekuweinanqiong**si？"
"caibushini！neigenandexianzaiyouqianle，zhubocaishizhenzhengdeqiong**siya！"
"haixiangyaochuopobieren，shuobierenshi**si，xianzaikanlai，zhubocaishineige**siba！hahahaha……"
kanzhezhibojianlichaofengyanbeinidedanmu，lutaoqidenubukee。
mingmingshiyaohaohaoxiuruzhangyifanyifande，jieguozenmejiubianchenglezheiyang！
zheizhangyifandaodizhongjiangduoshaoqian，jingranrucixiaozhang。
lutaohuranxiangdaole，yaoshiyourenzhongdajiang，zaiyixiemaicaipiaodedifangkendingnengchaxundao。
xiangdaozheili，lutaodezuijiaoyangqiyimodeyidelengxiao，"woxianzaijiuquxuexiaofujindaonijiakaishicha，wodaoshiyaokankan，nizheige**sidaodiyouduoshaoqian，jiuxiangyaoxianyufanshen！woburangnizhidaozhidaowolutaodelihai，wojiubushizheiyibanzhizhang！"
ziyanziyudishuozhe，lutaojianghefandiuzaiyipang，mashanglikaijiaoshi，dasuanquchazhangyifandelaodi。