第三章厕所战神
“叮叮叮！”
“tongxuemen！jintiandekejiuxiandaozheili，dajiazuohaofuxi！xiakeba！”
tongxuemenhuanhuzhepaochujiaoshi，xiakeshijianshidajiazuixingfudeshiguang。
wangzhetangwenzouchujiaoshi，zhangyingxuanyinhendixiaolexiao，shoujiganjinfasongxinxi。
daizhezijidelianggegenban，jingzhixiangcesuozouqu。
“zhangyingxuanyinggaihuigenchulaiba！”
tangwenxiezheyantoutoupiaoxiangshenhou，yinyuedifaxianjigeguiguisuisuidishenying，yinggaishizhangyingxuandengren。
shangwudekechengzhijiebeitangwenshuiguoqusanjie，gujizhangyingxuanyaoqisi！
kuaibuxiangcesuozouqu，neilicaishitangwenxiangyaoduijuededifang。
miandezijide“haoxiongdi”fangbukaishoujiaozouziji！
jinrunance，tangwenguoranfaxianjigechouyandenanshengkaishizhuyiqiziji。
xiangqianyixiaobu，wenmingyidabu。
tangwenzunxunbiaoyuhaohaowanchengzijishentidexuqiu。
sheijiaozhangyingxuanhaimeiguolaini！
“tangwen！buzhidaonijintianshifaleshenmeshenjing？youbing？”
zhangyingxuandaizheliangrenzoujincesuo，yipangjigechouyandexueshengyeweileguolai。
zheirenshushibushishaoledian？
tangwenshuleshurentou，faxiancaiqigexuesheng！
buzhidaozijinengjiaduoshaowukangle！
“youpiganjinfang！woshijianjin！yaodajiazhuajinshijian，woxianrangnimensanfenzhong！”
huayingangluo，jirenxiangshichileaolijiyiban，liansebushan！
rezhangyingxuandexiaoziguorannaoziyoudianwenti！
chouyannanzidiudiaoyanxiangdao，zhangyingxuankeshijiangchengyizhongshaoyoudejigedingjifushao，jialigongsizichanshuqianwan！
biruzheiyiciguolaibanggemang，chouyannanzisirenbiankededaoliangqian，shushidafang！
tingshuozheishaxiaozihaishigelengtouqing，haowubeijingdeneizhong，chouyannanlianmangdayingzhangyingxuandeyaoqing。
zheicesuo，neikeshijiejiekehoudoulai，juedoumeishuile！
“xuanshao！zhijiezouba！zheixiaozigujishibujianguancaibuluolei！”
chouyannankaishihuodongshenti，xianranjiudengzhangyingxuandeyishenglingxiale！
wangzhechouyannandedongzuo，zhangyingxuanhuixinyixiao，zheigenandeshuodedui，tangwenzheixiaozihenxianranmeibazijifangzaiyanli！
“shang！jiwozou！wodaoyaokankanniyaozuiyingdaoshenmeshihou！”
chouyannanshoudangqichong，bijingzheikeshitajiededana！
砰！
jirendegongjiquanbeitangwendangzhu，tangwendelianshangjinxianbunaifandebiaoqing！
zheixiecaijishizhenmeiyisi！
“xitongtishi：jiancedaosuzhuzhengzaichengshouwulishanghai！qixue-1！wulikangxing+1！liliang+0.5！”
“xitongtishi：jiancedaosuzhuzhengzaichengshouwulishanghai！qixue-1！wulikangxing+1！liliang+0.5！”
“....”
zheidoushishenme？naohaizhongdexitongshengquanshitongyideyidianshanghai！hehuangmaodengrengenbenbunengbi！
yeguaihuangmaodengrenzuorideyidunmengzou，haidetangwenwulikangxingdadatisheng，yizhiyuzhangyingxuanzheixiecongxuexiaolijiaodexueshenggenbendabupozijidefangyu！
“ganjinchushoua！shuorangnimensanfenzhongjiurangnimensanfenzhong！”
“tebieshini，zhangyingxuan！zaibuchushou，wopanimeijihuile！”
tangwenzhijieroushenyingkangchouyannandengrendejingong，jinjindangzhuneixiedayaohaiheliandejingong！
darenbudalian！zheishiguiju！
zheigechouxiaozijingranxiangdawolian！denghuihenhenjiaoxunyidun！
“xitongtishi：shoudaolaizizhangyingxuande177dianyuanqizhi！”
yanqiandezhuangkuanglingzhangyingxuandachiyijing！
benyiweizheicijiaoxuntangwenshiwenwentuotuodeyijianshi，meixiangdaozheigebanshangdexiaotoumingjingranqiangdekeyidasiwugeren！
shenzhihaiyourenyouyu！jingshizaifangshui！
buzhizhangyingxuanzhenjing，gengchijingdeshizhengzaijingongdechouyannanjiren！
zijidengrendejingongwanquanbeidangzhu，haoburongyidazhongdejiquanxiangshidazaitieshenshangyiban！
chouyannanjuedezheiyangdaxiaqu，pashiyanqianzheixiaozimeishenmeshi，zijidequantoupashiyaodashangle！
darenjingranbazijidashang！chouyannanjuedezheishiruoshichuanchuqu，pashizijizaiyebuyongzaijiangchengyizhonghunle！
suijigengjiamaili，buguoqueyuelaiyuejuewang，zijifangfozaihetangwennaoyangyang！
neishidangran！chulekaishidejixia，houmiandegenbendoumeiyoudiaoxuehaoma！
tangwenfanlefanbaiyan，zaozhidaozheixierenzheimeruo，burujiuzhishuorangyifenzhongle！
太煎熬！
“一群废物！”
zhangyingxuanqideyijiaochuaixiangtangwen，meiyouxiangdaozijijiaolaidejigezheimefeiwu。
“xitongtishi：jiancedaosuzhuzhengzaichengshouwulishanghai！qixue-2！wulikangxing+2！liliang+1！”
woca！haoxiongdichushoule！
果然不一般！
tangwenyanshenrulangsidikanzhezhangyingxuan，bukuishizizhib-deheitiesandejianzisheng！
lingqifusushidai，meigerendouhuizai18suideshihoujuexingyinengxiuliangongfa。
zaicizhiqianzhinengdaaoshenti，tigaojuexingyinengdejilv！
ruguotiqianxiuliangongfa，suiyidixishoulingqi，yinengjuexingdejilvdidekepa！
zheiyeshiweishenmexianzainianqingyidaimeiyouyiqiandetongyishiqiderenjingjiegao，quandoushiweilenenggouyongyouyinengfangqiyiduanshijiandexiulian！
ruoshizai18suishimeiyoujuexingyineng，zhinengtongguozuijichude《lingqigong》laitishengshilile。
zheiyangderenwangwanghennantupohuangjinjingjie！
lingqifusushidai，yinengweiwang！
zhangyingxuanbeitangwenji-kedeyanshenkandeyouxiefaxu，zongganjueyanqianzheigetangwenxianggebiantai！
馋自己的身子！
zhangyingxuandexiangfameicuo！tangwenxianzaijiushichantadeshenzi！
chouyannanjirendejingongzaojiumeiyouleshanghai，yaobushizijiganggangshuoyaorangsanfenzhong，tangwenxianzaizaojiubayanqianjirendadaozaidile！
浪费时间！
zhiyouzaihaoxiongdizhangyingxuanshenshangshouhuozuihouyisiwennuanle！
“zhangyingxuan！jixua！biesong！sheisongsheishiwosunzi！”
tangwentuikaiyanqianjigefeiwu，yingjiehaoxiongdidejingong！jiudengnile！
“xuanshao！zheixiaoziyoudianguguaia！ganjuedata，taquemeiganjuea！”
chouyannanlianmangquanshuo，quebeizhangyingxuanzhijiedaduan！
“废物！闭嘴！”
欺人太甚！
hunshenqiliqingrujiaozhong，shenzhibuxilingqijiachi，zheiyijiaodeweilizhenggejiangchengyizhongpashidoumeiyoujirennenggouanranwuyangdididangxialai！
砰！
yishengmenxiangguohou，zhangyingxuanjingfaxianzijidejingongsihuduitangwenbutongbuyang！
zheishixiangrangzijizaizheixiexiaodimianqiandiulian？
zhangyingxuanyuexiangyueganjuezijidexiangfashiduide，lianmangtingxiazijigangzhunbeidachuqudequantou！
不能丢脸！
zuoweiyigefushao，zhangyingxuanbunengrenshouzijibeizheixiepingminkanbuqi！
“都是一群废物！”
“tangwen！nibiejiwoxiaozhang！jinwanfangxuewokanninengbunengxiangxiangxianzaiyiyang！”
zhangyingxuandehuayurangtangwengengjiaxingfenqilai，bukuishihaoxiongdi！
zheicibuguoyin，jingranhaizhuanmenzhaorenzaifangxueshihoujiedaiziji！
“laozhang！fangxueduojiaodianren！wodengnimenao！”
gangzouchucesuodezhangyingxuanchadianjiaohuadaodi，zheishitadiyicidarenbeidangshirenyaoqiuduojiaoyidianrende！
气抖冷！
fuerdaishenmeshihoucainengzhanqilai！
zhangyingxuangandaowubidequru，zijizheigetiancaijingranhuibeibanshangzheigefeiwuchaofeng！
zijishenzhihaiwukenaihe！
“xitongtishi：shoudaolaizizhangyingxuande199dianyuanqizhi！”
“xitongtishi：shoudaolaiziliside88dianyuanqizhi！”
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chouyannandizhetougenzaizhangyingxuanhoumianhuiqu，tangwenxianzaicailandezhaozheijigelajimafan！
dalebantian！jiuzuikaishidejixiayoushanghai！
zheiyangdefeiwuzenmecainengzuowolongguichuanrendehaoxiongdi！
还是老张好啊！
pinmingdibangzijitishengshili！
tangwentingzhemeimiaodexitongtishiyinzouchucesuo，queturanfaxiangulanyuyezhenghaolikainvcesuo。
xiangzhenaozilichuanlaideyuanqizhi，tangwenyouyigedadandexiangfabuzhidaogaibugaishuo！
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