第5章 我要是疯起来,连我自己都害怕

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“ni……”zhoutianhaoyumendetuxue。

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ヽ(*。>д<)o゜tapapade。

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咕噜咕噜了一两圈。

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“呃(⊙o⊙)…”

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这还是豪门大少吗?

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“五十万吗?”

“……”