第4章 你在教我做事?

yeyunqingqingdiantou,“zhidaole,zouba。”

anyuchenpielejiangliuyiyan,“neita……”

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chengweinvdilengwuyandenanren……

简直就是一步登天。

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吃软饭怎么了?

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【……】

【gongxisuzhuwanchengbailianzhenjing,jiesuo‘jingdiaodaya’chengjiu!】

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可叶云……

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【gongxisuzhuhuodebapinjianji—jietianjianpu!】

yeyunxinshenyidong,《jietianjianpu》shijietianjiaozhenzongzhibaozhiyi。

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anyuchenshouchongruojing,“bubikeqi!yeshaoyihouyouxuyaojinguanshihuanwojiuxing。”

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“你在教我做事?”

lanzheng“putong”yishengguidi,shenzirushaiziyiyangzhandou。

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“nituixiaba,benzongzhuyaoxiuqi。”

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tatongkongjijushousuo,“nijiushiyeyun?”

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“给我等着!”

yishengbuhangdilikailexiuluodian。

yeyunwuyu,zheijiahuozenmegenxiaoxueshengside?

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