“啊啊啊，好疼！”
zheiyimufashengdetaikuai，linxiangdoudaile。
dengtafanyingguolaiqufuzhaoshuyundeshihou，shenlingzaojiuchuanshangxiebenchuleyuanzi。
“jiuminga，laolujiayaobisirenle！”
“wobuhuole，wonanrenshengsiweiming，laolujiajiuyaobiwogaijia！”
这么一吆喝。
zhuzaifujinderenquandoubeihanlechulai。
shenlinghongzheyan，yanleisusuwangxialuo。
“geweixiangqinfulao，nimenlaipingpingli！”
“wonanrenluyuezaiwaibaojiaweiguo，zhiyushizhenxishenghaishixiaoxiyouwuhaiweikezhi，pojiajiubizhewogaijia，yijiaziheixinlanfei，shixiangbizhewoqusima？yuqizheibanshouru，wohaiburuyitouzhuangsi，yilebaile！”
shuozheyitouchaolubiandedashuzhuangguoqu。
weiguanzhongrenheleyitiao，youshenzidaniangmenganjinchushou，qishoubajiaodejiangshenlingsisilazhu，shengpataxiangbukaizuoleshashi。
tongshinuchilaolujiabuzuoren。
“真是作孽啊！”
“luyueneihaizizhenshikexi，neimeyouxiudeyigejunguanjingranxishengle，guojiapeiyangyigefeixingyuanduoburongyi，taxishengleshiguojiaherenmindesunshi。”
“sheishuobushini，rensibunengfusheng，luyuexifucaikelianni，zheijiehunyeyouhaojinianlelianzhangfudemiandoumeijianguobushuo，haiyaobeibizhegaijia，zheilaolujiazhenshiqueledade。”
“sheirangluyuebushilaolujiaqinshengni。”
“luyuesuishuobushiludayongdeqinerzi，zongshilinxiangdeqinerziba，tazayezheimehutu，erzigangsijiubierxigaijia，zhengchangrenzuobuchuzheizhongshi。”
“heng，youhoudiejiuyouhouniang，linxiangdexinzaojiupiandemeibianle，yanlizhiyouhouerziheqinnver，pashiluyuesidoumeidiaojidiyanlei。”
linxiangcongwuneizhuichulai，qiahaobeizuihouzheijijuhuacizhong，tayanquangenghongle，xinzhonghenshiweiqu。
zijiyangleluyueneimeduonian，zakenengbuxintengta。
“大家误会了。”
“zheidoushiweilewojialaoerxifuhao，tahainianqing，gaijiashichizaodeshi。”
queshi，shenlinglianershisuidoubudao，zongbukenengshouyibeizigua。
youjigedaniangjuedezaili，lazheshenlingquanshuo，quantabuyaojiangpojiaxiangdetaihuai。
“nibijinghainianqing，ruoshiyouheshidezaiwangqianzouyibuyezhengchang。”
shenlingtingzhezhongrenqizuibashedehua，goulegouchun，yuqichaofeng。
“合适？”
“nimenkeyiwenwenwopopoweiwozhaodexiajiashigeshenmedongxi！”
zheiyiwen，zhijiewendaolelinxianglianshang。
taziranzhidaolaodaxifuneiniangjiaxiongdibushigeliangpei，kejiabuzhulaodaxifuzhengrizaizijierbianyangqiusimo，zijixinyiruanjiudayingle。
yuanyiweixingzimianruandeshenlingbuhuifandui，meixiangdaojingrannaoleqilai。
zheimeyinao，laolujiademingshengdouyaohuaile。
linxiangnieruzhe，shuobuchukou。
jiantabushuohua，shenlingtaohuamouzhongjifenggengnong，huangusizhou，shengxianqingliangdao：“kanlainiangshimeilianshuo，bijingwoneidasaodeniangjiaxiongdishigeshenmewanyi，shilibaxiangderendouzhixiao，erliuzi、laogaifan，chengtianwusuoshishiyoushouhaoxian，biwojiajizheimegerenrenbierbujidehunzhangdongxi，niangyehaoyisishuoshiweiwohao？”
这话一出。
人群中一片哗然。
“tianye，linxiangpashifengle！”
“lujialaodaneixiaojiuzikeshidunguojianyudelaogaifan，zheiyangderenduohailaibuji，zanengzhudongcoushangqu！”
“heng，erxifujiushiwairen，ruoshihuanchenglinxiangdenver，nikantashebushederangnverjialaogaifan！”
“zheiyijiazisuanjiyigexingua，liangxinzhenshiranggouchile！”
zhongrenniyiyanwoyiyu，tuomoxingzipenlelinxiangmanlian。
haiyourenmazhaoshuyundedidilaihamaxiangchitianerou，yebusapaoniaozhaozhaozijipeibupei。