第一章:开局激活奶爸签到系统

“biedong!fouzewoshoulidedaobuzhangyanjing!”loudaonei,yidaobinglengyouhaotingdemeinvshengyinturanchuanlai。

jinjiezhe,yizhenqingxiangxilai,suchenzhenggerenbeiyigemeinvshunjianlajinfangjianli,renyebeienzailefangmenshang。

bozishang,qingxideganjuedaojinshudaodebinglengzhigan。

“zheishidao……”siwangdeqixishunjianlongzhaoxintou。

niangde,benlaiyiweijinwanbeinvyoufenshou,yijinggoudaomeidele。

meixiangdao,huidaolvguanli,haiyougengdaomeideshi!

beinvrenyongdaojiazhebozi!

mingbeizuanzaibierendeshouli!

zheiyangbeimeinvjiechideshi,gujiputongrenyibeizidounanpengdao。

没想到他碰到了!

真是倒霉到家了!

“亲我!”

“??”苏尘懵了。

什么意思?

zheigejiechitademeinvshuo,rangtaqinta?

“kuaidian!”rehuhudeshentibaozhuleta。

还催促我?

苏尘豁出去了!

fanzhengjinwankanlaihengshudoushisi,neizhishaoyeyaozaisizhiqiantihuiyixiarehuhudenvrencaibuwangcisheng!

dangji,tajiuqinleshangqu!

huran,fangmenbei‘papapa’depaixiang,jinsuierlaideshinanrendedihesheng。

“开门!”

“开门!”

suchenfanzaodeyibadakaifangmen,jiuchaomenwaizhanzhedelianggeheiyinanrennuhoudao:“jiao!jiao!jiao!dabanyedejiaohuna!zheilishinijiaa?daraobierenshuijue!maliuerdegun!”

“zaibugun,laozibaojingle!”

“ni——!”qizhongyigeheiyirennudejiuyaodongshou,beilingwaiyigeheiyirenjilazhule。

“niyoumeiyoujianguoyigenvren?”lingwaineigeheiyirenwen。

“wogenwolaopoenaizhe,nalijianshenmenvren!ganjingun!biedanwulaozibanhaoshi!”suchenzeixiongdehouwan,jiupengdeyishengzhongzhongdeguanlefangmen。

“qisiwole!wonongsita!”qizhongneigeheiyirenbaonu,taishoujiuyaonabiezaiyaojiandedao。

beilingwaiyigeheiyirenjienzhule,“biereshi,ganjinzhaodaotayaojin!fouze,womenliangdoudesi!”

shuozhe,liangrenheiyirenqulelouxiazhaoren。

房间里。

houwanhuadesuchen,cikehaijinghunweiding。

yinweitagangcaiguanmendeshihou,kandaoneilianggeheiyirendeyaojianbiezheyibazengliangdedakandao。

xiangxiang,tazheihuierdouyoudianhoupa。

zhishihaiburongtaduoxiang,rehudeshenbaneryoucouleguolai。

……

diertian,suchentoutongyuliedexinglai。

zhualeyibajiwotou,tazhouzhemeitouzuoqilai。

zuowandejiyiruchaoshuiyibandexilai,tahuranzhenggerendouqingxingleguolai,lianmangpaodaojingzimianqiankanziji。

“还好我没死。”

“bozishanghaigelieleyidiankouzi,kanlaizuowandeshishizhende,bushizuomeng。”

“kanshaoleshenmelingjianmei。”

tuoleyifukuzi,meiyoushangkou,meibeigeshen,meishaodongxi。

“咦,这是什么?”

niuzhebozi,kanxianghoubei,jiukandaohoubeishang,beirenyongdaozixielesangeyingwenzimu:ybx!

“这是什么??”

“anhao?daima?mima?tuibeitu?”

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sannianhou,yijingdasidesuchen,zuoweijijiangbiyededaxuebiyesheng。

要开始找工作了。

tazuotianjiedaoleyigeshenqidedianhua。

shuotatongguoleshizhiqianyidechaofanjituandemianshi,jintianshangwu9dian,jiukeyiqushangban。

keshi,tadoumeilaiguozheijiagongsimianshiguo!

yinwei,zheijiagongsi,wanquanshitabuganxiangdedajituan!

tazhishiyigesanbencaijingdaxuedeyingjiebiyesheng,gangbiye,shibukenengbeizhaojinzheiyangdedajituande。

怎么回事?

kanzheyanqianfulitanghuangdetiaogaodatingli,lailaiwangwangdebailingmen,suchenyouxieyihuo。

buguotahaishijuedingshanglouqukankanqingkuang。

“ding……gongxisuzhujihuonaibaqiandaoxitong。”

“naibaqiandaoxitong?shenmegui?”suchenmengquan。

qiandaoxitongtazhidao,shizuijinhenhuodewangluoxiaoshuolideyizhongxitong。

zoudaonali,ranhoudakaqiandao,jiukeyihuodehenfenghoudejiangli。

neizheigenaibaqiandaoshishenmeyisi?

tadouhaimeijiehun,nalilaidewa?

哪里来的奶爸???

“suzhu,naibaqiandaoxitong,jiushisuzhudaonindehaizimensuozaidedifangdakaqiandao,jiukeyihuodexitongjiangli。”

suchendajing,“wodehaizi??”

tamolemoxiaba,“zheiyisishi,woxianzaidequzaohaizi?”

“suzhu,ninyijingyouhaizilee。”

“woyouhaizile?!”suchenzaicidajing,“xitong,ninengbunengyicibahuashuowan!bieduanduanxuxude!”

huayingangluoxia,xitonghenxiaolvdejisuchendenaohaishuruleyiduanxinxi。

suchenkanwanhou,zhijiejiu‘wocao’!!!

“我去!双胞胎!”

“sannianqianwobeiyangshanshanfenshou,shuowochuleshuai,yiwushichu,haishuoshuaibunengdangkashua,yumendewoheduolejiu。”

“ranhouzaijiudianfangjianli,beiyigemeinvyongdaojiazheboziweixie,suihouyouleyiwandeyuanfen,zheigemeinvbushiqiongxiongjiedenvshashou,jingranshishizhiwanyidechaofanjituandezongcai!”

“erqie!zuiyaomingdeshi,haijiwoshengleyiduishuangbaotai!!!”

“呼——!”

“吸——!”

“suchen?!nizenmezaizheili?!”yijijianruidenvshengchuanlai。

suchentaitouwangguoqu,jiukandaotadeqiannvyouyangshanshanzhengcaizhegaogenxie,baozheyigexizhuanggelvdenanrendegebo,chaozhetazhigaoqiangdezoulai。

问话的正是杨姗姗。

zheishi,yangshanshanyijingzoudaotamianqianle。

bingqieyangshanshandelianseshifendechou,“nilaichaofanjituanzuoshenme?zheilibushinizheizhongrendaidedifang,ganjinzou。”

“shanshan,tashisheia?”beiyangshanshanbaozhegebodenanren,shifenshenshidexunwen。

yangshanshankuzheyizhanglian,shuo,“tashiwoqiannanyou!jiushiwogennishuoguodeneige,qiong……diaosi。”

zhanghaoyilianhuangrandawu,ranhouyonggaorenyidengdemuguangpinidekanxiangsuchen,“e,yuanlaishita,queshishihenqiong,buguotaxianzaishibushizhaobudaogongzuo?”

“kanzaitashiniqiannanyoudemianershang,wokeyijitazaiwomengongsianpaigezhiwei,womenbaojiebuhaiqueren,buzhidaotayuanbuyuanyi。”

yangshanshanlimayanzuijiuxiaole,“baojiebu?neibushisaocesuodema?zhenquerena?”

“neiwojuedesuchen,haizhendetingheshideni。”

“qiongdiaosi,gendiaosizhiwei,jianzhishijuepeia。”

juexinglexitongdesuchen,zheihuieryagenermeikongtingtamenshuohua。

yinweixitongzaitadenaohailiyouxiangqileshengyin。

“gongxisuzhuzaichaofanjituandakaqiandaochenggong,jianglibaidafeilizuiguiwanbiaoyikuai,wanbiaoxinghaochaojifuzagongnengshijixilie5002pbojinwanbiao!”

“jiazhi1760wan!”

这系统牛啊!

qiandaochenggong,limasong1760wandewanbiao!

zheikeshibaidafeilizuiguidewanbiaole!

jiusuanshichaopaofalalizaitamianqian,yeshididi!

guoran,chenggongnanren,bipindebushiche,ershiwanbiao!!!

“qingwensuzhushifoupeidaiciwanbiao?”

“peidai!”zheigeshihoubudai,shenmeshihoudai?

“xitong,wozheigeshihoudakaiqiandaochenggong,shibushidaibiaozhewodeshuangbaotaiyijingdidachaofanjituan?”

“是的,宿主!”

shuangbaotaia,haha,babalaile!

landedalimianqianzheiliangzhihaizaiyichangyihedecangying,suchentuikaidangzaitamianqiandezhanghaojiuzou。

tadequjiantadeshuangbaotaile!

haiyou,shuangbaotaidemama——chaofanjituandezongcaiyanbingxue!

“wei,suchen!nitaimeilimaole,renjiazhanghaohaoxindebangnijieshaogongzuo,nifeidanbulingqing,fanerhaiyaotuikaita!”yangshanshannudeyibazhuazhulesuchen。

“nilikejizhanghaodaoqian!”

“yi,nishouwandaileshenmea!haoluoshou!”tajiaonendeshouhaoxiangbeiyigeshanzheangguizhiguangdedongxi,jiluodaole!

suchenshuaikaichenshanshandeshou,lenghengyisheng,“daoqian?tadangzhuwodelu,wotuikaitazenmele?”

“yaodaoqianyeshitajiwodaoqian!jiwoanpaigongzuo?tapeima?!”

shuozhe,suchentaishoushuaiqideliaoleliaozijidetoufa,shouwanshangdidiaoshehuayouneihandebaidafeiliwanbiao,zaishuijingdengxia,sanfachucuicanzunguideguangmang。

liangxialeyangshanshanhezhanghaodelvtaihejingouyan。

“zheishi——!baidafeilidewanbiao!”

“haishizuiguideneikuan,jiazhi1760wande5002p!”

张浩看傻眼了。

yangshanshanbushishuosuchenshigeqiongdiaosima?

zenmedaideqijiazhi1760wandewanbiao???

zheikeyimaiduoshaotaichaojipaochefalalile?

“ding……shuangbaotaizhengzaihuosukaojin……”

tingdaozheixiaoxi,suchendaxi。

自家宝宝们来了!

双胞胎啊!

我的!

zhangzheimeda,haimeijianguoshuangbaotai。

wozijijiuyoushuangbaotaihaizi!

激动了!