第1章 :网恋对象竟然是房东阿姨?

NY市的出租屋内。

“chenmo,nidaoditongbutongyizuowodenanpengyou?”

chenmokanzhezijishoujipingmushangmiandezheitiaoxiaoxi,lianshangdebiaoqingyichangdewunai。

tayebuzhidaozijizuijindaodishizouleshenmegoushiyun。

jingranhuibeixuexiaolimiandexiaohuasumubaijikanshangle。

erqiezheiyijingshisumubaidiwucigentabiaobaile,shenzhizuikaishideliangcihaishizaixuexiaolimiandangmianbiaobaide。

那可是苏慕白啊!

sujiadeqianjindaxiaojie,biaozhundebaifumei。

zhangxiangjingzhipiaoliang,shencaigaotiaoxinggan,qizhilengyangaogui。

youqishineiyishuangxiuzhangbaixidemeituibuzhidaorangxuexiaoneideduoshaonanshenghunqianmengrao。

erchenmozhibuguojiushigeqiongxiaozieryi。

tashizaishibumingbaizijishenshangdaodishinayidianxiyindaolesumubai。

“不同意!”

chenmohuidadejiandanmingle。

anzhaozhengchangqingkuang,sumubaiyinggaibuhuijixushuohuale。

yinweisumubaidemeicibiaobaidoushizheigeliucheng,jinjinwenyijuchenmoyaobuyaodangtadenanpengyouranhoubianmeilexiawen。

danshizheiyicisumubaijingranpotianhuangdehuileyiju:“weishenme?”

“yinweiwoyijingyounvpengyou!”

chenmohuanhuandachuzheijigezi。

ersumubaineibianzeshimeiyouledongjing。

suiranchenmoshuozijiyoulenvpengyou,danshiqishizhibuguojiushigewanglianduixiangeryi。

tagenduifangzaiwangshangrenshilewugeyue,danshiqueconglaimeijianguomian,chenmoyebuzhidaoduifangzhangshenmeyang,shenzhijiulianduifangshibushigenvdedoubuqingchu。

“叮咚!”

jiuzaizheishi,shoujidetishiyinzaicixiangqi。

huakaifugui:hujiaobaobao,hujiaoqinaidelaogongbaobao!

huakaifuguibianshichenmowangliannvyoudewangming。

suirantingshangquyouneimeyisisilaoqi,buguochenmodaoshiyebutaizaiyi,bijingjiushigewangmingeryi。

weilerangzijigenduifanggengjiabanpei,chenmobaweixinminggaichengleyifanfengshun。

chenmolianmangnaqizijideshoujishifenroumadehuifudao:“qinaide,wozaini!”

huakaifugui:baobao,womashangyaokaishigongzuole,tiqianjinibaobeiyixia,yihuizhaobudaowobiezheji!

chenmo:dangranbushengqi,qinaidekebietaixinku!

huakaifugui:youbaobaonizheijuhuawoxianzaiganjuequanshendouchongmanlenengliang,ainiyou!

chenmo:qinaide,woyoudianxiangbumingbai,niweishenmemeicidoushiwanshanggongzuoa?nidaodishiganshenmede?

chenmoduiyuzijizheigewangliannvyoudezhiyeqishihaishihenhaoqide,yinweitapingshibaitianbugongzuo,zhiyoudaolewanshangcaigongzuo。

zuizhongyaodeshi,gongzuodeshijiansihuyebuzhang,yilianggexiaoshiba!

huakaifugui:wodougennishuole,buyaodatingwodegongzuo,yaoburanwojiushengqile!

chenmo:bieshengqibieshengqi,wojiushisuibianwenwen!

huakaifugui:baobao,woyouyigehaoxiaoxiyaogaosuni!

陈默:什么好消息?

huakaifugui:guoliangtian,wozhunbeigennijianmianle!

陈默:真的吗?

chenmoyanshendangzhongshanguoleyisijidong,yinweizhiqiantatichuguohaojicijianmian,danshidoubeiduifangfoujuele。

huakaifugui:dangranshizhende,jianmianzhihouwoyaojibaobaoyigedadadeyongbao!

chenmo:jiuyongbao?buzuodianbiede?birushuoqujiudiankaigefangshenmede?

huakaifugui:aiya,nizenmezheimetaoyana……

chenmo:nidayimashimeigeyuedeyuechu,neizanmenlianggejianmianderizizhenghaonidayimazoule,woxianzaixiangxiangjiujuedejidonga!

huakaifugui:ninaozilimianzenmedoushizheimewocuodexiangfaa?woxianbugennishuole,yaoqugongzuole,qinqin!

陈默;亲亲!

chenmohuifuwanzhihou,yigerentangzaichuangshangxinzhongmanshixingfengenqidai。

bijingzheikeshizijizaiwangshangrenshilewugeyuedewangliannvyou,duifangzhongyutongyiyaogenzijijianmianle。

buguochenmoduoshaoyeshiyouxiedanxinde,tadanxinwanyiduifangdezhangxianggenzijihuanxiangzhongdeyouchajuzenmeban,bijingchenmolianzijizheigewangliannvyoudezhaopiandoumeiyoujianguo。

“嘎吱!”

buguojiuzaichenmoxinzhonghuanxiangzhegenwangliannvyoujianmiandechangjingdeshihou,fangmenjingranzhijiebeirenjituikaile。

yiweinianjiyinggaizaisanshisuiyishangdejuemeinvrencaizhegaogenxiezoujinlefangjiandangzhong。

nvrenjifushengxue,qiaolianjingzhilengyan,yitouwuheidexiufagaogaopanqi。

yixiheisedebaotunhoumaqunjiangnvrenneixingganchengshudeshencaiwanmeidegoulelechulai。

gaosongdeshuangfeng,xiuzhangdemeitui,lengyandeqizhi。

zheigenvrenhunshenshangxiadousanfachuzhenzhenyourendeweidao,youwudangzhongdejipin。

chenmokanjianzheigejipindenvrenyihouyanshendangzhongshanguoleyisibengkui,yinweizheigejipinnvrenzhengshitadefangdongchurunting。

她来准没好事!

churuntingsuiranzhangzhetianshiyibandemianrong,danshixinggezhinengyongmoguierzixingrong。

“chuayi,wodoushuoduoshaocile,nijinwofangjiannengbunengxianqiaomena?wanyiwoyaoshimeichuanyifuduogangaa!”

chenmoshifenwunaidechongzhechuruntinghandao。

erchuruntingyeshimeiyoufeihua,zhijiecaizhegaogenxiechongdaolechenmomianqian,yibazhuaizhulechenmodeerduo,mozheyinyashuodao:“xiaohundan,woshuoguojicile,hanwojiejiebuyaohanwoayi!”

“xingxing,wodepiaoliangdefangdongjiejie,ganjinsongkaiba,tenga!”

陈默连忙求饶。

churuntingtingdaozheihuacaisuanshimanyi,songkaichenmozhihoubaozhejianbangzuozaileshafashangmian,xiuzhangbaixidemeituizirandejiaodiezaileyiqi,daliangzhefangjianlimiandejiaju。

quedingmeiwentizhihou,churuntinghuanhuankaikoushuodao:“zheigeyuefangzushuidianfeijiayiqiyigongyiqiansan,jiqian!”

chenmozhidaotaxianzaisuozhudezheigechuzuwuzhengzhengyidongloudoushichuruntingde,zheigenvrenkeshigebiaozhundebaifumei。

danshichuruntingzheigenvrenyougexiguan,neijiushitabuyunxubierenjitazaiwangshangzhuanqian,ershimeigeyuedeshiwuhaodouhuiqinzilaishou,bingqiehaizhishouxianjin。

“chujie,ninengbunengrangwohuanliangtiana?”

chenmoyouyuleyixiazhihouxiaoxinyiyidechongzhechuruntingwendao。

churuntinghuanhuanniutoukanxianglechenmo,ranhoujichuleyigemisirenbuchangmingdeweixiao,dandanshuodao:“buxing!”

“wozuipiaoliangdefangdongjiejie,woqianjitiangangjiaolexuefei,zheigeyuedegongzihaimeifa,guojitianwomashangjini!”

chenmozhidaochuruntingzheigenvrendaozizuidoufuxin,suibianshuojijuhaohuatajiuhuixinruande。

“nixianzaishoushanghaiyouduoshaoqian?”

楚润婷突然问道。

“woshoushanghaiyouqibaiduo……”

chenmofeichangchengshidehuileyiju,ranhoutacaiyishidaobuduijing,lianmangjieshidao:“chujiejie,zheidianqianshiwoliuzhegenwonvpengyoujianmianyongde,nibuhuilianzheidianqiandouyaonazouba?”

“aiyo,nihaitanlianailea?jiwokankanninvpengyouzhangdepiaoliangbu?”

churuntingshifenbaguadewendao。

“wangliande,wohaimeijianguoni……”

陈默笑着回了一句。

“qibaikuaiqianjiuqupaoniu?”

“……”

陈默无语了。

jirandiyicigenrenjianvhaiziyuehui,shoulimianzuihaohaishiduozhunbeidianqian,yaoburanwanyikaifangdeshihoumeiqianhainengrangrennvhaizitaoqiana!”

churuntingshuozhehuabiancongzijineiaimashidebaobaolimiannachulaiyiqiandexianjinfangzailezhuozishangmian。

“chujiejie,nizhenshiwode……”

chenmogandongdeyoudianbuzhidaoshuoshenmehaole。

“ganxiedefeihuashaoshuo,zheiqianshiwojiejinide,xiageyuelianfangzuyikuaihaihuilai!”

churuntingzhijiedaduanlechenmodehua,ranhoucaizhegaogenxiezouleliangbuhoujixushuodao:“duile,yihoudefangzuhuishiwodezhulilaishou,wobatadelianxifangshigaosuni,nidaoshihouzhijielianxitajiuhaole!”

“好好!”

chenmolianmangnaqilezijideshouji,gangzhunbeiguanbidiaozijigenwangliannvyouhuakaifuguideliaotiankuang。

erzheigeliaotiankuangqiahaobeichuruntingyongyuguangkanjianle。

dangtakanjianneilianggeshuxidetouxiangyihouzhenggerendeliansedoubianle。

“chenmo,banishoujijiwo!”

churuntingyizhejishenshoujiuyaoqiangchenmodeshouji。

chenmoqingchuzijigenhuakaifuguideliaotianneirongshizaishiyoudiantailugule,zheiyaoshirangchuruntingjikanjianle,neiqibushizhengdongloudouzhidaole。

suoyitalianmangbashoujijijuleqilai,ranhouchongzhechuruntinghandao:“niqiangwoshoujiganshenmea?”

“nibiefeihua,ganjinbashoujijiwo!”

churuntingyongliwangqianmianyipu。

danshitasihuwangjizijicishichuandekeshishilimigaodegaogenxie,zhenggerenshunjianbianshiqulezhongxin,henhendedaozailechenmodeshenshang。

chenmoyishijianyeshimeiyoufanyingguolai,jiuzheimebeichuruntingjiyadaozailechuangshang。

haoqiaobuqiao,churuntingneigaosongderouruanzhijieyazailechenmodelianshang,yizhenwubiyourendefangxiangpumianerlai。

很有弹性,很舒服!

churuntingzaiganjuedaolechenmodehuxizhihou,yizhongqiansuoweiyoudeganjuexijuanlexintou,tadejiaoquweiweiyizhan,ranhoulianmangqishenchongzhechenmohandao:“xiaohundan,nikuaidianbanideshoujijiwo!”

“niqiangwoshoujixiangyaoganshenmea?”

chenmocishiyefeichangdewuyu。

zongbunengyinweijiejizijiyiqiankuaiqianjiuqiangshoujiba?

erchuruntingyeshilandegenchenmofeihua,nachuzijideshoujizhijiesuibianfasonglejitiaoxiaoxichuqu。

churuntingzheibianzhiyaofasongyitiao,chenmodeshoujibianhuixiangyici。

churuntingdailenglengdezhanzaiyuandi,zhenggerenjiuwanrubeiyidaodianliujichuanleyibandailenglengdezhanzaiyuandi。

tawanwanmeixiangdaochenmojingranjiushizijizaiwangshangrenshilezhengzhengwugeyuedewangliannanyouyifanfengshun!