第一章:拒绝校花

“woshiyigetaofenjiang,taofengongnengqiang,naqiwodexiaoloushao,yiyaoyidashao,”zaixuexiaojianzhidangtaofengonglisuanzhengbianchanggebiantaocesuo。

biaomianshangtazhengzhuanzhuyutaofen,danxinsizaojiubeiqinshilizheixierenjiaodetianfandifu。

2213qinshishiquanxiaogongrendexiaohuaqinshi,chulexiaohuajiangyaoyiwai,taneijigeshiyouyeshifubaimaomeidazhangtui。

suishuopiaoliang,danladeyeshizhenchoua,xiaoxiannvladeyechouzheixiatasuanshizhenzhenglingwudaole。

zhengzaihuazhuangdelisihanjiantaofengongzhengshibushipiaoxiangjiren,shifenxianqidekaikoudao:“shifuhaimeihaoma?gankuainongwanzouba,chousile。”

“mashangmashang,”lisuandishengxiaqidao,turanyishuangxuebaidedazhangtuichuxianqiyanqian,taitoukanqu,zhengshijiangyao。

tashoulinazheyipingshuidijilisuandao:“shifuxinkule,hekoushuixiuxiyixiaba。”

lisuanbiaodaxieyihoubiangaoxingdejieguoshui,wanquanbuguanzijishenchuhedi,tazhidaozheixiedoushixiaohuaguyi,bijingshangbeiziliangrendegushijiushicongzheilikaishide……

zhongjiuhaishilaile,neigeshangbeizijiangtalajinshenyuandenvren,tianchengdaxuedexiaohuajiangyao!

shangyishi,lisuanshaonianyiqibudongshi,mianduixiaohuadezhudongjialianxifangshiqingqiuyirandaying,congcikaiqitiangouzhilu,quebuzhijiangyaozhibuguoshiaitadeqianeryi,bijingsheihuigenyigetaofengongzaiyiqini。

kemeirenzhidaotaqishihaiyoulingwaiyicengshenfen,yinweisuoyoudezhongxindouzaixunaishangmian,benlaishenweihuaxiaduikangshenzudebingmadayuanshuaidizhangzidetayinggaizaijichenghoudailingrenleiquanmiandafangong,queweilejiangyaoyiranfangqisuoyouquanli,daozhirenleiluodegebeiganjinshajuedexiachang。

wanshidaotoujinchengkong,duomekexiaodeaiqinga,haozaitazhongshengle,zheiyicitabidejiangdailingzherenlei,tapolingxiaodian,zhanjintianshangshen!

dantayijiushineimepiaoliang,jinyiyanbiannengcongrenqunzhongzhaodaota。

ruyuebandemeimaoxiashiyishuangsihubeishenpaoqi,chongmancanlanxinghedeyanjing,chihongdezuichungourenxinxian,jingzhideliandanrangrenshizaishiwufarenshou,shengpaxiayimiaojiuhuichuxianshenglifanying。

“nimentaofengongtingzhuanqiandeba,”jiangyaozuohuizijideweizhixunwendao。

“zheishizaixunwentikuanjiyigeyuenengtiduoshaoqian,shangbeizitajiushizheimebatameigeyuedegongzijipianguangde。

“meiyouba,wojuedetingshaode,yigeyuecaijiuqianduo,”lisuanjiazhuangbujingyidao。

cihuayichu,bujinshijiangyao,lianzhengzaihuazhuangdeqiyujigedouyouxiezhenjing,jiuqianduiyudaxueshenglaishuosuanshitianwenshuzile。

jiangyaoduijigeshiyoushileshilianse,zhongrenlikexinlingshenhui,erzheiyiqiedoubeilisuankanzaiyanli。

“zheihaizhishijianzhi,wobamameigeyuehaihuijiwodian,yueyouyiwanduoba,zijiyouhuabuleduoshao,meigeyuedounengcunhenduo,”lisuanguyijiezhedao。

“neinitingleideba,ganjuehaoxinkuo,”jiangyaoguzuodanxindewendao,“meitannvpengyouma?”

“neidaomeiyou,bijingsheixianggentaofengongtanlianaini,”lisuandiaokandao。

“neikebuyiding,zhenaishibuhuiyinweigongzuoerxianqiduifangde,”jiangyaoshenqingdao,gaishuobushuotashuodemouxiehuahaishitingyoudaolide。

jianlisuanzhishixiaoxiaobuzaishuohua,jiangyaoshunshizoujinnachuerweimadao:“xiaogegewoturanxiangqilaijialidecesuoyehuaile,yaobuzanmenjiageweixin,jiudangjiaogepengyouma。”

yaohuanzuoyiqian,lisuankendingyijingxinggaocailiedenachushoujizhunbeisaomale。

kexianzaidetazhishiqingqingpiaoyiyan,yanlimanshiyanedao:“baoqian,benshaoyebuxihuangenmoshengrenjiaweixin,kuangqiegongsiyouguiding,zaixuexiaojianzhidebunengsizikehujialianxifangshi,xiaojiehaishilingxuntarenwandamaoxianba。”

tingwencihuadejiangyaolengleng,suijibianzaixinlizhoumadao:“chougoushi,zhuangshenmegaolengnanshen,haishaoye,nipeima。”

suiranxinliyijingjianglisuandezuzongdoumaleyibian,danjianyuxiaohuadeshenfentahaishilimaodexiaowendao:“zheibushidamaoxianoxiaogege,wodanchunjuedenizhangdeshuaieryi,jiujiayigema。”

bianshuohaizhijieshangshoulazhulisuandeshoubeiyaohuangsajiao。

meicengxianglisuanhaobubihui,zhijieshuaikaita,guyijiazhongshengyindao:“qingxiaojiezizhong,wojuedebukenengchanshengguanxideliangrenjiumeibiyaolianxi,zheishiduociyiju。”

cihuajiangyipangdeshiyoumendouzhenjingdeshuobuchuhualai,bijingjiangyaozheimeduonianpingjieqiyanzhihaimeiyounagenanrenjujueguoni,zheizhengshilisuanxiangyaode,rangjiangyaonankan,zheijiujiubuhuiyizhichanzhetale。

xianrantadejicechenggongle,jiansuoyourendouzaichaozheibianwangjiangyaohaixiudedixiatou。

danxiaohuaduyoudeaoqiyourangtabuganhuiqujieshouchaoxiao,zhinengdaidaidezhanliyuanlai,jiuxianggezuocuoshidexiaoguniang,yinqijigeshiyouyipiantongqing。

doubuyueertongdejiangmaotouzhixianglisuan。

“jiuxianggennijiagehaoyouganmazheimejueqing?nizhuangshenmeni?”lisihannushengdao。

“duia,pabushiyoushenmebunengjianrendeba?”yipangdewangshuqifuhedao。

jiangyaobiaomianxiukui,danneixinzaoyimaletajishibian:“heng,gounanren,zheixiakannizenmeshouchang!”

lisuanduiciquehaobuzaihu,binglengdeyanshensaoguozhongren,mianduirucigaodadenanrenjirenhaishibuganzhijiejiaoxiao,fenfenmoren。

jianmianqiandexiaohuabuzaishuohua,lisuantiqitaofentongzhijietouyebuhuidechaowaimianzouqu,liutayirendailiyuandishenzhidouhaiweifanyingguolai。

liangguimijianzhuangyiluxiaopaoshangqian,lisihanshangqiananweidao:“yaoyaobieshangxin,zheinandeyikanjiushizhuangde,juedezijibeimeinvkanshanglehenniudeyangzi。”

“womeishi,”jiangyaojujueliangrendeanweidao,kanzhelisuanliqudebeiyingxinlidaoduolejifenxingqu。

turan,zhunbeichumenkoudelisuanyoutingxiajiaobu,zhuantouwangxiangta,jiangyaoyeganghaotaitou,liangrendeshixianjiaozhi,zongganjueyouwushudegushixiangsushuo。

lisuanmaikaijiaobuzhongxinxiangtazoulai,jiangyaoqingmieyixiao,xinxiangdao:“heng,zhongjiuhaishirenbuzhuba,dengzhebananren,woyidinghuihaohaobawannide。”

lisuanyibuyibukaojin,chenyuanrenbuzhukaikoudao:“yaoyao,taguolaileei。”

jiangyaozeyishengdao,“wokandaole,”shuobayexiaozhezhunbeishangqianyingjieyanqiannanrendezhuipeng。

chaozheibianzoulailisuanyijiumianbugaise,jiangyaohaiyiweishitahaixiubuhaoyisikaikoubianzhijiebengdashangqiandao:“xiaogegeshibushihuixinzhuanyile?”

lisuanshenzhibuyuanduokantayiyan,zhizhikanzhejiangyaobeihoudao:“wowangnataofenshaole,haiqingxiaojierangyixia,”shuobabianjixuchaotabeihoudecesuozouqu。

buguanshisheijingliliangciwurudouhuishengqi,genghekuangshixiaohua,jiangyaozhijienushengdao:“wei,niyetaimeilimaole,zenmenengzheimewururen?”

lisuanjuedeyouxiekexiao,shangyishitaweilezaijiubahuodexiaoxiongbuxirangtatuoguangyifushangtaitiaowudeshihou,kemeijuedesuanshiwuru。

lisuanbingweihuida,naqiechoudetaofenshaohoubianzaicitouyebuhuidelikaile。