“nihushuobadaoshenme？”
xuhanshengtingdaozhuyunyaodehua，liketiaojiao，qidelianhongbozicu，“mingmingshinisongjiwodeshoubiao，zenmejiubianchengwotoudele？”
zhuyunyaoyebushuohua，dingzhexuhanshengkanleyihui，shixianyikai，kanxianggongxiaoshelimian。
tameijicuodehua，zhibaozhurenjiuyaochulaizhuchigongdaole！
guoran，meiguoduojiu，yigechuanzhezangqingsexiaofanlingrenminzhuangdenanren，jiuzoulechulai，dashengyaohedao：
“吵什么？”
“zhuren！nilaidezhenghao，zheirenwumielufangfanghexuhanshengtoutadeshoubiao！”
bukuishinannvzhujiao，wangneiyizhan，shenmedoubuyongzuo，jiuyourendabaobuping！
daxiaobaogaodenvrenshimaitangguodeshouhuoyuan，pingchangduizhuyunyaodoushikekeqiqide。
yinweizhuyunyaolaimaidongxishijia，toutoukanxuhanshengshizhen。
mailetangzonghuijishouhuoyuansailiangke，huanyigegenghaodeweizhikanren，youshihouhaihuizuodaojutailimianni！
yanxia，youle“ligong”biaoxian，likejiufanlianburenrenle。
祝云媱冷哼一声。
zhibaozhurenyechaotakanguolai。
他是认识祝云媱的。
haichengdamingdingdingdezhujia，zushangkaozhizaobuliaoqijia，cengjingyongyouchengliyunheyibandematou，houlaitamenbamatouhebuliaochangdoujuanle，zhiliulejizuoxiaoyangfang。
neishishangtoupizhun，liujitamenjiade。
zhujiasuanshihongsezibenjia，mingwanghengao。
“daodizenmehuishi？ganqingjiufendezhaofunvzhuren！”
kanzhexiangshiliangnvzhengyinandexima，zhibaozhurenbuxiangchashou，releyishenxing。
daoshihou，zhujianaoqilai，zijichibulededouzhezou。
“zhaofunvzhurenzuoshenme？xuhanshengtoulewodeshoubiao，nanbuchengwohaiyaohexiaotoutanganqing？”
zhuyunyaogenbenmeijizhibaozhurenhexinidejihui，zhijieyikouhuijue！
小偷？！
xuhanshengjiadaozhongluo，benjiuguodejianku，zaibeikoushangzheizhongtoudongxidezuiguo，lianseyouhongzhuanhei，nankanjile。
“祝！云！媱！”
tayiziyidun，yaoyaqiechi。
“shoubiaoshinishanggeyuesongjiwode！ninaodaibeirenjiale，zheimekuaijiuwangjile？”
“不可能！”
“zenmebukeneng？haishinikuzhe，kuzheqiuwoshouxiade！”
“kuzhe？xuhansheng，nisahuangyaodacaogao，toudongxizuihaoqubaigeshifu！zheishiwomuqinliuxiadeyiwu，wozenmekenengshedesongjini？neishiwomuqinyongminghuanlaidejiangzhang！”
用命换来的？
祝云媱的母亲……
zhibaozhurenyuanbendebiaoqing，turanyouleyisibodong，yanshenhuanhe，buquedingdao：“neishinimuqinjibuliaochangjiuhuohou，zuzhijianglide？！”
zhujiaxiangyinghaozhao，juanchulematouhebuliaochang，jialirenyefangqilechangzilidegongzuo。
danshiwunianqian，buliaochangfashengdahuo，zhuyunyaodemuqinyiwufangudixiezhuminbingjiuhuo，yikouqijiuchulaiqigegongren。
dantaqueyinweixiruguoduodenongyanfenchen，ranshangfeibing，meibannianjiuguoshile。
zhidaoxianrujin，jiuhuoyingxiongzhuqingyindeshiji，haibeihaichengrenkoukouxiangchuan。
dangnianzuzhijianglideshoubiao，bierenbuzhidao，zhibaozhurenshidongde。
shoubiaobeihou，keyoubiaoji！
taxinlizhuizhui，zoudaolufangfangmianqian，yaohuileshoubiao，fanguolaiyikan。
【奖】
shougongdiaokedamodegongxunpingzheng！
zhibaozhurenshunjianjuedeshoubiaotangren，wodouwobuzhu，lianmangsaihuijilezhuyunyao：“kuaikuaishouhao！”
zhuyunyaowozhushoubiao，chengxinshuoleyijuxiexie。
“zhuyunyao，nishiguyide？guyirangwozaifangfangmianqianchuchou？jiuyinweiwojujuequnima？nizenmerucixiaodujichang？”
“……”zhuyunyaozhalezhayan，shixiao，“sheishuowoyaojiajinile？nixiangdedaomei，kewoyijingjiehunle！pohuaijunhun，keshiyaodundalaode！”
zheihuayishuo，zhouweirenanjingle。
xuhanshenggengshidairuomuji。
jiehun，jiajijunrenle……
sheihuiyaozhuyunyaoa，jiaoshengguanyang，shichongerjiao……sheiyangdeqia！
“zheige……junhunyebunengsuibianzaoyaode。nishizhenjiehunle？”
zhibaozhurenyepazhuyunyaozaoyao，neimeduorenkanzhe，yingxiangbuhao。
zhuyunyaomantiaosilidishouhaoshoubiao，youcongkoujinbaolifanchuyifengdianbao，judaozhibaozhurenmianqian，xuanyao。
【peioucailiaoshenheyitongguo。suijunfou？】
落款：封朔。
“kandaolema？wozhangfujiaofengshuo，yiquannengdashigeni！”
“woshijinisongguochidehede。neishiyinweibomuxiaoshihouzhaoguguowo，jincieryi。”
shuowanzheiju，zhuyunyaozhuanshenlikai。
zhibaozhurenjuezhefengshuoyouxieershu，xianglebantianyemeixiangdao，zhinenghuishourangkanrenaoderen，dousanle。
lufangfangshouzhijiuzheyijiao，yanjinghanlei，toudoubugantaiqilai。
tajuedemeigecongzijishenbianluguoderen，douzaikantaxiaohua，lianshangzhenzhenzaore。
“xutongzhi，neishoubiaoshinifeide……”jiwode。
lufangfangjiaobiandehuahaimeishuowan，yuanbenyongzhetadenanren，yijingzhuizhezhuyunyaopaoguoqule！
“云媱，祝云媱！”
“nishipianrende，duibudui？nizenmekenengjiehunni？nijiushichicu，juedewoxihuanfangfang，jiubuhuilinile？nifangxin，womenhaishipengyou！”
谁要和渣男当朋友？
是朋友吗？
那叫备胎！
zhuyunyaozoumanleyibu，shiyinweitabutairenshilu，zhengzaizhaotaiyangfendongxinanbei。
zhuyunyaochaoxuhanshengxiatongdie：“biechizhewanliqiaozheguo！jinisantian，badongxidouhaihuilai！fouze，zhaonidejiubushizhibaozhurenle！”
“……”xuhanshengtiaojiao，“nizenmehaiyaonao！neishoubiaoruguobujiwo，jiuyaojinijimushengdedidi，niganxinma？”
zhuyunyaobailetayiyan：“zheishizhujiadejiawushi，nisuanlaoji？”
“wo……”xuhanshengcongweizaizhuyunyaolianshangkandaoneimexiongdebiaoqing，yishiyusai。
jiuzaizheishi，yiliangxiaoqichetingzailezhuyunyaodemianqian。
“da**，xianshengrangwolaijienin。jinershisanshaoyedeshengri。”
zhuyunyaoyingleyisheng，zuojinlechezi。
sijikanzhemianshan，qiaoleqiaohoushijing，huyidao：“da**，bushundaisongxushaoyema？”
“busong！renjiaxianzaishixutongzhi，kanbuqiwomenjia。”
zhuyunyaocongbaolifanchuyikuaishoujuan，calecashierfudedeshoubiao，wangzijishoushangdailedai。
有点大了。
得调节表带松紧。
车子发动。
zhuyunyaokaozhechechuang，bimuyangshen，nulihuiyishuzhongdeqingjie。
sanshaoyedeshengri，fashengleshenme？
哦！
jialineidaochamendefenghuangdie，yaobatadegongzuogangweirangchuqu，jilebuqidesanshaoye！