第2章
ranerhenkuai，neisherendeshaji，dunshirutongchaoshuibantuisan。
zhudicishixiangyaotiaoqihaohaobaodayidunzijidehaoshengsun，kezhanjishitadesunerya！
ruozhenshimomingqimiaodaleta，bushuozhendeliangxinnengbunengguoqu，dandanlaodahebaiguandejianyandounengrangzhenchibuledouzhezouba！
不过...
lengjingxialaidezhudi，lianseyichen，mengdikanxiangyipangtaizi：“laoda，zheiguonihaiyaojianma？”
shangyimiaohaiyinshajituisansongyikouqidedapangpang，xiayimiaobeizijialaodieturanlaiyiduanzheiyiweishenzhangdehuayu，hedetaizichadianhunjue，jimangxiaguiditouaiqiu：“erchenyouzui！”
nimeizui，nihenhao。”zhudidunledunbuzaitaizi，kanxianghanwang，yuqibinglengdao：“laoer，laodayizhijianguodoubuzhidaocishayishier，gengbuzhidaozheicishayishiergenjingnanyiguyouguan，zhenyouxiebujie，nishizenmezhidaode？”
【yi？zheigelaotouzizenmeturanbianjingle？】
【buguolaotouzizheigeliangtouqiaodashishenmeyisi？bazijidougaomengle。】
naohaizhongneijujubuli“laotouzi”，rangzhudixinliyizhenwuyu！
tashidasiyeyexiangbudao，zijitangtangyidaidadi，quebeiqinsunerbeidilirucichenghuziji！
“laoer！”xiangdaozhei，zhudinuhuogengshen，hechidao：“zenmebushuohuale！”
hanwangdaponaodaidouxiangbudaolaotouzihuituranwenzheishier，zhiqianshangzouzheshibushihaihaohaodema？
爹这是受啥刺激了？
这让他怎么回？
haoxiangzenmehuidoubuduiba？
laodajianguozheimeduonianmeichajuedaoyiyang，fandaoshizijizheigegenzhediechuqudazheimeduonianzhangdexianfaxianleyiyang。
ruoshihuishizijishoudixiadeqingbaozuzhifaxiande，taizijianguo，niyuanzaicaoyuandazhangquezaijingchengmimipeiyangqingbaozuzhi。
你要干什么？
谋反吗？！
keyaobuhui，kandieneiyangzi，haoxiangyeyingfubuguoquya！
“bushuoshiba？”cishidezhudiyefaxianlehanwangdeyiyang，zaiyilianxiangdaonaohaizhongzhiqianzhanjidexinsheng，zhudihunzhuodeyanmouzhongshanguoyisilengyi！
zaizhudixinzhongpingxinerlun，laodahelaoertagengxiailaoer，kezheibingbudaibiaolaoerkeyiyueju！
zaitayanzhongsheishitaizisheizuotaizibingbuzhongyao，tayaodeshijiangshanqiannianwending、zuzongjiyewannianyanmian！
fouzeyincaodifuzhixia，tawulianqujiantaneisiqudedage！gengwulianqujiantaneisiqudefuqin...
weilezisunhoudainenggouwuyouwulvdejianlishengshidaming，tabugubaiguandequanzu、bugutaizidesijian，sizhengmobei，jieguoni？zhenhaimeiyousi，jingkaishiyourenduineigehuangweidongwaixinsi！
“lairen！”zhudiyinlengdao：“jiafasihou！！！”
卧槽，要死人！
hanwangwenyan，xinyizhan，xiayishidejiuxiangwupigutaopao。
bierenbuqingchu，zijialaodietazaiqingchubuguo。
neibianzichouqilaiyaomingya！
hanwangditoujimangjizijialaodashiyanse。
大哥救我！
taizishoudaoxinhao，xianglexiang，qingqingkuachuyibu，ranergangkuachu，yidaocigudeliangyixijuanquanshen，taitouwangquzijialaodiezhengyilianpingdandekanzheziji。
ranhou...ranhoutajiumeiranhoule...
他怂了...
tamomoditou...momocahan...momoshouhui..momoliyuyuandi...
duihanwangsonglesongjian，dihuileyigeyanshen。
laoer，jianchi！jianchijiushishengli！
hanwangjuewangle，zheiciwanduzile！
zhijianyiminglaotaijian，huojihuoliaodeziwaierlai，shouzhongnazheyigensanchizhangteng，tengtiaoshangdedaocidoubeilvganjingle，tiaoweihaiyongyiduansichouchanzhu，fangzhishixingrenshoushang。
zhudiyibazuanguotaijianshouzhongtengtiao，tiaotiaoqingjinbaoqi，jiuyaoyishouchouqu。
“huangyeye！”zhuzhanjigongshenqiuqingdao：“bianxialiuren！”
“ng？”zhudibujiedewangzheshenqianqiuqingdezhuzhanji，naohaizhongxiangqineishuxidexinsheng。
【heihei...zhongyudaowobiaoxiandeshihoule！】
“huangyeye。”jianzhudiluchuyifubujiedebiaoqing，zhuzhanjimangjieshidao：“ershuhuzhuxinqie，zhonglecikeyijian，jianshanghaibeineijiaozhadecikecuiledu，naparuci，ershuhaishituozhezhongshangdeshenqu，weiwodamingdeshengshimangqianmanghou，huangyeyekanzaiershurucijingjingyeyedefenershang，jiuraoleershuba。”
“shoushangle？”zhudidunledun，cemukanxiangguibaizaiyipangdehanwang，weimeiyitiao，“shangderuhe？”
“呼！”
hanwangxinzhongansongyikouqi，zongguihaishixiaoshihoumeibaitengta，xinlihaishixiangzhewozheigeershude。
“die，fangxin，sibule！”shuozheweikongzhudibuxin，hanwangmangzhongzhongdepailepaixiongtang。
“咳咳...”
“balebale...”jianhanwangkesou，zhudixinyiruan，baibaishou，“jiranyoushangjiubuyaoshangchaole，tuixiahaohaoyangshangba。”
“shi。”hanwangwenyanyanqianyiliang，manggongshenliqu。
shengpamanyimiao，laotouziyifanhui，neishuwancudezhangbianchouzaizijishenshang。
【heng！bianyiershule，ruobushiweilebaozhuzijialaodiedejianguozhiwei，wocailandebangniqiuqingni，haole，rujinlaotouzixinruanfanpian，rangershuhuiquyangshangle，xianglaizheicishayishiyebuhuishenjiu，wonenghuiqujixuzhizuijinmile！】
ranergangzheimexiangdezhuzhanji，xiayimiaojiubeixianshipapadedalianle。
“zhanji！”zhudixixuedao。
“sunerzai！”zhuzhanjigongshendao。
zhudiwenhedezoudaozhuzhanjimianqian，yonglidepailepaitadejianbang，yuzhongxinzhangdao：“zhanjiya！yeyelaole，nidiedeshentiyouyizhibuhao，rujinniershugengshishoushangle，damingdewanlijiangshan，bunengmeiyourenkanhuya！”
“嘶！”
zhuzhanjiwenyandunshihoubeiyiliang，renbuzhudaoxiyikouliangqi，jipigedagengshiqileyishen。
【zheihuazenmeyuetingyuebuduini？laotouzizheishijizijihuadabingni？】
【hezheyiqianshishiziduobing，rudangmianlizhi！
rujinchengletaiziduobing、bixianianmai，sunerdangmianlizhile？】
tingzhenaohaizhongneimaiyuanbuzhidexinsheng，zhudiweiqiaodezuijiaoyangdegenggaole，“zhanjiya，yeyeshizheimexiangde，nidale，zuoweihuangzhangsunshishihouxuezhetitiyeye，titinidiele，zheiyangba，yeyebawuchengbingmasijiaojini，zaibajianguozhiquanjiaoyuni，neixieguanyuangaichadecha，gaizhuadezhua，nixiangzenmelaijiuzenmelai，zhiyushixianma？jiudengniershubashangyanghaozenmeyang？”
budengmengbidezhuzhanjihuishen，zhudiwangxiangyipangdetaiziwendao：“laodanijuedeni？youyijianma？”
“heihei...”taizihanhouyixiao，“fuhuangshuodedui，zhanjiyeshihoumolianmolianle。”
【wocaowocaowocao...zheibuduiya！】
【zenmetanzhetanzhe，bianchengwojianguole？】
【neijianguoderizishiwoguodema？qidebijizao，shuidebigouwan，chidebishi（zhu）cha，gandebiniuduo，neishirenguoderizima？】
朱棣：“...”
朱棣无语至极！
shenmejiaozuochidebishicha！
nijiashichineimehaodefanma？
“yeye，zheijianguoyizhishidiediedeshi，turanrangsunerjianguo，sunercongweijieshouguozhengwumeiyoujingyana...”
【buxing！woderanglaoyezishouhuichengming！】