第6章
taizifeijianzhuang，wenheyixiao，naguoyukuai，zipanzhongchexiayikuairoufangrukouzhong，xiayimiaoshuangmouyishan，bukezhixindewangzhehuaizhongneizhanglvexianzhinendelianpang，“zhanji，nishizenmezuodaode？”
tingdaotaizifeidehua，zhudiyileng，xuanjiyeshimangchexiayikuairoufangrukouzhong，yanqianmengdiyiliang，“ng，haochi，busipingchangneizhongyounigan，kouganpianxiangshirun，chiqilaiyouzhongdandandeheyexiangwei，zhenbucuo。”
“zheiganjue...xianglaizhanjiyinggaibushiyonghuokaodeheyeji，shiyongzhenglongzhengdeba。”changguojirouhou，yaoguangxiaochensipiankedao。
【youhe！zheilaoheshangtinglihaideya！zheidounengchangchulai！zheiyibijiao，ganjinlaotouzihaoxunya！】
朱棣：“...”
“shide，shifu。”zhuzhanjigongjingdao。
“ng，yi？haoxiangbuzhizheiyidian，zheiyansishiyeyoumendao。”yaoguangxiaoyizhenjianxuedao。
“yan？”zhudibanzhibanjieyouchexiayikuaijirou，xixipinchangqilai，“yi？guaile，zheishenmeyan，jingbigongyanweidaohaiyaojingxixuduo。”
【zheilaoheshangshugoudeya！lianwodiaozhidehunheyandounengchangchulai？】
混合盐？
zhudihunzhuodeyanmouzhongshanguoyisijingguang，mengdikanxiangzhuzhanji。
【wanduzi，zheixiaxiangdidiaodoudidiaobuxialaile！】
zhuzhanjijianzhudikanxiangzijibiaoqingyizhi，shensejinzhangdekanleyanmiansepingjingdeyaoguangxiao，youkanleyiyanmanlianbujiedetaizifei，zhixiaoshiqingmanbuxiaqudeta，xinyiheng，zihuailinachuyixiaofendehunheyan，xiaoshengdao：“shiwogailiangdeyan。”
“nigailiangdeyan！”zhudimengdizhanqi，manlianbukezhixindewangzhezhuzhanjijinghudao。
【zhiyuzheimejingyama？bujiushigailiangyanma？zheihennanma？】
什么叫不就是？
shenmejiaozheihennan..ma？
朱棣：“...”
朱棣无语至极！
【buxing，woyaodidiao，guangzheigegailiangyandouranglaotouzizhenjingchengzheiyangle，zheiruoshizaibudidiao，laotouzibudeyingshengsilewo！】
zhudi：“(／_＼)”
“zheige...xiadaoguchulaide，yeyeyaoshixiangxue，sun...sunerkeyibafangfaxiechulai。”zhuzhanjiguzuojingjudedixiatouzhizhiwuwuweiqudao。
neifuweiquyangyaobushizhudinengtingdaoxinsheng，tachadianjiuxinle！
zhenbuzhidaotazheiqianzouyangshigensheixuede！
“哈哈哈！”
yilianyansudezhudimengdikuangxiaoqilai。
zhuzhanjijianzhudikuangxiao，renbuzhutaitou。
【laotouzishifenglema？】
tawulunmeiyouxiangdao，zijizheigeguaisuner，jingranyinchayangcuojizijisonglefenrucidali。
zijizhengchouguokukongxu，ruheheneixieyanshangmenhezuodalaoyibi！
danwulunshidongwu、haishidongwen，zijidoushiliubudehaode，dongwuyushidingshizaishishushangliuxiayibi，dongwenxianglaineixieyanshangyehuimantianyaojia。
laodashenmejiuhaojiushi，tairuanruole。
rujinzijiyoulebitamengengjingliandeyanzhifa，neimehaiheshenmezuo？
”lai！”naohaizhonghaichongchizhezhuzhanjijifengdixinsheng，ranercikedezhudiquesihaobuzaiyi，zhudongqishen，duanqianqiandejiuzhan，xiaodao：“zhanjiyeyejingniyibei！”
yipangdetaizifeijianzhuangdoumengle。
这都什么跟什么呀？
不是吃鸡吗？
zenmechizhechizhe，haoxiangfashengleshenmelebudedeshiqing？
qishibuzhitaizifeile，raoshipingrixinsizhenmidezhuzhanjicikeyeyouxiemile。
【laotouzi，zheishizenmele？wohaimeibayanzhifashuochulai，tazheimejidongganma？】
zhuzhanjidezheifanhuatixinglezhudi。
zhuzhanjigangyaonaqianqiandejiubei，zhuditurandao：“zhanji，zheiyanzhifa？”
guanyuyanzhifa，zhuzhanjiyebingmeiyouxiangzhezangzheyezhe，jiranbeifaxianle，wufeishuochulaijiuxing。
不过相较于说...
zhuzhanjixianglexiang，“ligonggong，wenfangsibao！”
yipangdeligonggongwenyansuibujietaisundianxiazheigeshihouyaowenfangsibaozuoshen，danjiandianxiahebixiadoushiyilianyansuzhiyi，mangzhuanshenliqu，buduoshibiannazhewenfangsibaoguilai。
zhuzhanjiwozhemaobi，xinzhongbumianyongchuyizhongyiyanggan，mingmingzijiconglaimeiyoujiechuguo，tibiershang，queyouyougumomingdeshuxigan，zheihaishitadiyicizaizheigeshijiexieziba？
“momo！”zhuzhanjiduiyipangdeligonggongshuodao。
“是！”
落笔，起手...
“zheizhichalexie...”zhuzhanjiyouxiebumanyidao。
【这纸好差！】
朱棣：“...”
zheikeshizhenzhuanyongdeyuzhi！
“dianxia，zheishiyuzhi，yijingshizuihaodele。”ligonggongmangjieshidao。
“zheiyanga，zhidaole....”zhuzhanjidianlediantou，wunaidao“neizhinengxianjiangjiuyixiale。”
再落笔，起手！
banzhanchadegongfu，zhuzhanjijiuxiehaole，dijizhudi。
“爷爷，请过目。”
yipangdengdaidezhudizaoyishiliangyanfalvlejianzhuangmangjieguo，chenyinpianke，wangxiangtaizifeiqingshengdao：“taizifeiyaobunihezhanji...”
meidengshuowan，taizifeibianmingwu，laguozijiaerzizhuanshenjiuzou。
dailiangrenzouhou，zhudibazhizhangdijiyaoguangxiao，“laoheshangkankanba。”
zibusuanshangdeng，danyebushihuangjianeihaofangzhiqi！
liangjiu，yaoguangxiaoxiaodao：“gongxibixia！hexibixia！decishengsun，wanchaozuyi！”
zhudimeihuiyingyaoguangxiaodeliuxupaima，ershituranyiweishenzhangwenleju：“laoheshang。cizi，ninengjiaohaoma？”
yaoguangxiaoyileng，xuanjixiaodao：“pinsengjinlierwei！”
清晨，东宫。
太孙厢房内。
hongyandechuangtashangtangzheyiweijuezhedadinghuhudashuideshaonian，shierhainengchuanlaisisimoyasheng，kejianshuidezhixiang。jinaizhetaisunxiangfangdeyichudadianneitaizifeizhengzaitongjingqianzheyidaban，buyuanchuhaiguizheyiweikukuaiqiudexiaotaijian。
“niangniang，zheidoushiyaoxiangdefenfu，xiaodeyeshitingmingxingshi，xiaode...xiaode...”
“zenme？yaoguangxiaoshuohuaguanyong，wozheigetaizifeishuohuabuguanyonglema？zhanjicaiduoda，neigelaoheshangpabushifengle，juranrangtashangzaochao。niquwaimiankankan，zheitiancaiganggangtubai，huiqugaosuta，tajiushizheimezuoshifudema？”taizifeimeihaoqidao。
“xiaode...xiaode...”
xiaotaijianjidedoukuaimaoyanle，kezheiliangbiantadoudezuibuqiya！
yibianshiyaoxiang，yibianshitaizifei，zhei...zheigensheishuoliqu...
jiuzaizheishi，jiuxinglaile！
“nucaimaping，canjianhuanghouniangniang！”
“e？zenme，laotouzizijibuganlai，painilaile？”taizifeiqianxiaodao。
maping！zhuditieshenneishimahe（zhenghe）qinzhi！
“nucailingdiminglaijietaisundianxia，ruoyoubuzhouzhichuhaiwangtaizifeihaihan，lairen！”
“ergan！”taizifeijiaohedao。
ranertaizifeihaishixiaoquzhudiheyaoguangxiaodejuexin，tamenjingranjianghuchengweiyepailailedonggong。
mahenuheyisheng：“nihailengzheganma？haibususuquqingtaisundianxia？”
guizaididexiaotaijianyileng，xuanjilianguidaipachongchuqu。
zhuzhanjizigenzhezijialaonianglikaiyuhuayuanhou，bianhuijiale，dangranhuijia，ziranmianbudezaodaozijialaoniangyidunbagua！
zhuzhanjibajintianfashengdeqianyinhouguodoujizijialaoniangshuolegebian，suoxingzijialaonianghaishizhixingde，dangdezhizhudishiyitanianmai，taiziduobingweiyourangzijijianguoshi，zhijiejiyipangchiguadelaodiemalegegouxuelinli！
zhihougengshijizhuzhanjihualeyigedabing，shuonidiehaimeisi，nijianshenmeguo，bieguanlaoyezi，fangxinzaijiadaizhe，fanshiyounidieni。