第1章 开局竟是武大郎!

diyizhang:kaijujingshiwudalang!

yizhentoutongyuliedeganjuechuanlai。

wuzhimenhengyisheng,zhengkaileyanjing。

taneidaizhesuzuidehongzhongyanjing,saoshileyixiayanqiandefangjian。

zheishiyigeputongdemuwu,wulidejiajudoushimuzhi,louxiahaichuanlailezhenzhendemianfenxiangwei。

这是在哪?

wuzhizhengzhazheqichuang,danshitaganjuehaoxiangshishuangtuibeirenkandiaolebanjieyiban,“putong”yishengjiushuaizailedishang。

zheifandongjingxiyinlelouxiaderen,zhitingyizhenzhejidejiaobushengchuanlai,yiweimeifurenchuxianzaiwuzhidemianqian。

zheifurenyouzhejingzhideedanlian,xianghantouguoshenshangdeboshachenzhetaenadeshenzi,jiaoxiadequnbaiyexileqilai,luchuyiduijingqiaodeyuzhi。

wuzhidiyiyanjiukandaile,shenzhidoumeizhuyidaozijihaizaidishangpazhe。

furenzhejidejiangtafuleqilai,guanxindewendao:

“dalang,nimeishiba?kehehuaijinlianle。”

wenzhefurenshenshangteshudetixiang,wuzhituranjiuqingxingleguolai。

大郎?金莲?

tamengdipaodaochuangbian,louxiazhengshiluoyibujuedeguxiang!

zhiqianshenweikaoguxuejiayijijianguyanjingdaxuelishixijiaoshoudeta,zenmehuibuzhidaozheilijiushidasongmonian!

tadengdaleyanjing,youzaitongjingzhizhongkandaolezijideneiwuduanshencai。

我穿越了?

haichuandaolewudalangdeshenshang?

“dalang,nizenmele,nibuyaohenujia!”

panjinlianlianshangdaizheleishui,jiajizheigeduanxiaohanziyishimingyunduochuan,ruguodangjiadezaichugeshenmeshi,tayigefurenhaizenmeshenghuoxiaqu?

“shibushijiujingerhaimeiguo?nujiajinizhulexingshentang。”

kanzhemeifurenshoulidehesetangyao,wudalangyibajiudafanzaidi。

panjinlianjiashangtangyao,zheitaniangdebujiushixiangyaolaozidemingma?

shuobudingxianzaineitianshadewangpojiuzailouxiadengzhe!

“gun!nijilaozigunchuqu!”

wuzhizhizhemeifuren,qijiubudayichulai。

xiangbalaozidangniutouren?nimenhaibugoukan!

panjinlianjingedewuzhuyingtaoxiaokou,leishuizaiyankuangzhizhongbutingdedazhuan,xianranshibeizhenjingdaole。

tabuzhidaopingriliduizijijihaodefujun,zenhuituranbianchengzheiyang。

gangyaozaidingzhujiju,keshikandaofujunneixiongsheneshadeyanshen,dunshijianyijuhuadoushuobuchulai,chouqizheshoushiwancanjuzhuanshenxialelou。

wuzhikemeiyoukelianzheiyiwei**,zaitakanlai,nvzishengdezaijingqiao,zhiyaobushoufudao,neibianshishizuichouezhiren!

takaozaichuangbian,mozhexiababutingdesisuo。

dasongmonian,minbuliaosheng,gedijieganerqi,gengshiyoufeituhengsheng。

taxianzaizheigeqingkuang,dagaishizaishenmejieduan?

buguojiranpanjinliandouyijingrenshiwangpole,neixiangbineiyiduijianfu**yijinggoudashangle。

wuzhiwolewoquantou,meixiangdaozheigewuduanshencaiyeyouzhebusudeliqi。

shengaosuishiwuduan,dandipanjiwen,zouludoudaizhezhenzhenweifeng。

tahaishilishijiaoshoudeshihou,jiufanbianleyeshizhengshi,tahenhaoqi。

wujiaerlangshengaobachi,kequandamenghu,dalangzenjiurucibukan?rujindaoledasongzheicaimingle,xianglaiyeshishixuekeyimohei。

他冷哼一声。

zheipanjinlianzaizijizheilishouleweiqu,neibiranhuiquximenqingneilisukusitong。

suishiluanshi,danguofahaizai,tayaozuodejiushichulidiaopanjinlianzheigetuoyouping,yijiximenqingzheigezuidadezuai。

wuzhiguanchalezhengzhengyiri,panjinlianyezhishizailouxiahuisaxianghanzhengzhechuibing。

他不屑的嗤笑一声。

装,接着装。

bangwanshifen,zheipanjinlianzhongyukuaqizhumie,taitouhanleyisheng。

“fujun,nujiachuquyitang!”

wuzhibingweilihui,zhishidengdaopanjinlianlikaizhihou,tacaiyuanyuandegenshang。

“yo,zheibushiwujiaxiaoniangma?zendijinrishinichulaimaichuibingle?neiwudashileihuaizaijialeme?”

“guoranshizhiyougengbuhuaidetian,meiyouleibusideniua。”

gezhongcubiyanyucongneixiepopidekouzhongchuanchu。

wuzhizhoulezhoumeitou,kanlaizheiyangguxianderen,duipanjinliantongyangyebushitebieyouhao。

“quququ,jigeazahuose,zaizailaopoziwozheilihuyanluanyu,laopozidingdangbalenimendeshetou。”

jiuzaizheishi,yiweizhangzheyizhangmeipoliandelaonvrencongyipangdexiaodianzoulechulai,neixiepopikanqilaihenpazheilaopozi,liaoxiajijubutongbuyangdehenhualikaile。

“wangpo,duoxiele,zheichuibingninaquchi,jinerbushouqian。”

王婆推辞。

“nijiawudani?dangjiadebuchumen,rangnizheixiaoniangzichumenpaotoulumian?”

潘金莲面露难色。

“tashentiyouyang......”

“bale,nimenjiaganglaiyangguxian,renshengdibushude,jinlian,yihoutamenzaiqifuni,jiuzhaowangpopo,wojinizuozhu。”

“多谢王婆了。”

panjinliankuazhezhumieliuxiajizhichuibingjixumentouzouzaibusuankuanchangdejiedaoshang。

wuzhimeiyouzaigenshang,taduozaixiangnongzhizhong,ruoyousuosi。

congwangpodehuazhongbunantingchu,wuzhiyijiashiganglaiyangguxian,yejiushishuozheigejieduandepanjinlian,bingweidiuxiamingyundemugunzi。

还是他的好娘子。

erzheigewangpo,yehuizaihoulaibeiximenqingdeyinziguhuo,manmandequyoupianpanjinlian,zuoneizhongbuzhongzhishi。

genjutayanjiuledaliangwenxian,yeduipanjinlianzheigerenwuzuochuguopanduan。

zhengsuoweijiajisuijijiagousuigou,jiranxuanzelejiajiwudazheigehanzi,neikendingbuhuiqingyidezuozheizhongjianfu**zhishi。

qizhongbiranyouyinhuizhichu,jiubiruwudadebusishangjinyijiduiqitarendeweiweinuonuo。

panjinlianyezizhizijiyoujifenzise,yankanmeiyouleweilai,ziranyejiuyicuozaicuoxiaqu。

wuzhidezuijiaoluchuyimoweixiao。

jiranpanjinlianmeiyoubeipanta,neizheigedaizheteshutixiangmeirantianchengdenvzi,kejiuyoutaduxiang!

jiuzaiwuzhizhunbeilikaideshihou,turanqianfangbiandesaoluanqilai。

tadingjingkanqu,yuanshineijigepopiwulaizaipanjinlianlikaiwangpodexiaodianzhihou,youchanshangleta。

suirantamenbuganzhendezuoshenme,danshishangxiaqishou,cuyanbiyuneishiyigebushao。

zhouwei,doushikanxiaohuaderen。

“neiwudanengpashangnidedupime?ranglaozikankannishougongshakehaizai?”

“zheibangwantianliang,wojixiaoniangzinuannuanxinjianer!”

panjinlianyijingbeibidaoleqiangjiao,jigepopidaizhejianxiao,shenzhiyoujirendouzaixiang。

yaobumaozhebeiluangundasidefengxian,batajibanleba?

就在这时!

congwaifeiguolaiyigenshaobangzhengzhongweishouneirendenaodai!