离开中堂，
苏尘也是松了口气。
尼玛，
太难了！
zhei“zuosiwang”zhendeshibujianguancaibuluoleia。
liaoyongzhongbusi，tashidasiyebuxinle。
“yehao，fanzhengyuanshenlanchenshicongdingyuanlaide，caibannian，youtiantiantangzaichuangshang，meijigerenjianguo，sheirenshia？zheihuizhasi，yinggaibuhuibeilaozhuchajue……”
当晚，
lanyujiujiaopurenshoushihaoletongliuzhaizi，banyeli，lanyurangjigeshibinghuzhe，suchenjiuzhujinqule。
……
lanyuzhuomoleliangtian，yenabuzhundaodijiaobujiao？
ruguobujiao，gensuchenshuodeyiyang，zheidongxiqishiyemeiluanyong！shangjiaoni，youpalaozhuyoushenmexiangfa。
silaixiangqu，tazaiyeshuibuzhe，disantianyidazaojiujingong。
taxianzhaoletaizifei，ranhouqingzhubiaoqushuo，bangeshichenhou，laozhujiaotaquhouhuayuan。lanyuxinqingtante，yilushangdouxiangzhesuchendeneixiehua，youxiangqiliaoyongzhong，ganjuepingshengdiyicidazhangyebudaineimehuangde。
“lanyu，nigaoshenmea？”
zhuyuanzhangjintianzhishisuibianchuanleyijianhuanglongpao，dadalieliede，zaishizhuoshangsuibianbaileyixiedianxin、yihujiu。
蓝玉轻轻跪下：
“shangwei，wo，wo……”
tabenlaixianghaolehenduoshuoci，zheishijianzhuyuanzhangyifumocegaoshen，huranyoushuobuchulaile。
哈哈哈哈，
“qiaonineiyang！haishigelingjundeni？lailailai，zangeliangjintianjiuxuxujiu！a？lailai！zuoxia！”
lanyuzaishidunshangzuolebange**，yidongbudong。
“lanyu，nijintiandaodishigaoshenme？”
zhuyuanzhangqingqingminleyikou，yanzhongtouchushensuidehanguang，jihucitourenxin。
之前，
tayijingshoudaolefuyoude、fengshengdengershiduogexunguide**，yezhidaotamenzhaolelanyuzheiyihuo，quemeixiangdaolanyujingranmeiqian！
此时此刻，
lanyuyouhuranqiujian，laozhuliaodingbiranzaishuashenmehuazhao。
呃，
lanyuhuranrexueshangchong，xiangdaohaishishuoshihua，zheigelaozhushenmedoumanbuguota，dangjiputongguixia：
“shangwei，woshuibuzhe！zicongnaledanshutiequan，wojiujuedebushufu，shangweiqianbujiucisileliaoyongzhong，wojiumeishuizhea！”
哦？
laozhuyincecedidengleyiyan，buyinbuyangdishuo：
“zhiyaozijixinlimeiyougui，nipashenmea？”
啊？
lanyudunshihoubeifaliang：wanlewanle！
zheishishengsiguantou，tanaozilihuranmaochusuchendehua：gonglaoquanshishangweide！yaodayaomayaosha，yeshiyinggaide……
tabenlaijiushirexuezhishuangderen，zheishitingdaolaozhuyincecedeshengyin，benshenjiuyoudianbushuang，yushigancuihuochuqu，chezhesangzidashenghanqilai：
“shangwei！womendangchenzide，meiyoushenmegonglao！shangweizhidaonali，wojiudadaonali！biedeyigaibuzhi！jiushishangweiyaodayaomayaosha，yeshiyinggaide！zheigedanshutiequan，wolanyubuzhidaoshigeshenmeguidongxi！”
哦？
“鬼东西……？”
老朱忽然怔了一下，
随即，
“哈哈哈哈哈……”
“哈哈哈哈……”
“lanyu，kankannineixiongyang！”
laozhuzheicishizhendekaihuaidaxiao，haojicixiaodezhibuqiyao。
lanyuganjuetameiyouzhuang，yejiufangsongxintai，liaoleyihuierjiachang，youshuoleyihuierguoqudeshi。laozhujiuliutachifan。
lanyudangranyeguanbuzhe，shuaikaibangzi，dakouhejiu，chileliangdawan。
一直到正午，
老朱才放他出宫。
kanzhelanyuzhujianxiaoshideshenying，laozhunannanziyu：
“daoshizhenmeixiangdaoa，zheimanchaodexunchen，yejiutalanyushigecongmingde……”
“哼！”
“haixiang**？genzanduizhegan？yiweizanmeiyoubanfazhinimenma？”
……
与此同时，
fuyoudefushang，qifenyijingninggule。
“danshutiequanzhendebusuanshulema？shangweita……ye、yetaineigeleba！”
冯胜都差点骂出来。
“danshutiequandoubusuanshu，neihaiyoushenmesuanshudea！”
“shia！jiuyigejianyonglongfeng，renjiushale？doushenmeya？”
“yihoua！dajiajiuchuancubudele！”
“gonghuannanyi，tongfugui……hehe！”
“……”
manzuoshijigeqianlemingdexungui，yequandoubulijie，zheishijihaipa，youfenmen，xiangzhezijiqianleming，laozhuhaishishaleren，neiyihouhuibuhuibeitadingshangle？
dajiayushidoukanzheqiantoudefuyoude。
erfuyoudechenmohaoyihuier，caiyouyoudishuo：
“haishilanyulihaia……tazheimebatouyisuo，shangweibietiyouduogaoxingle……zanmena，yihoujiushishangweideyanzhongding、rouzhongcile……”
这？
“made！lanyuwangbadan！”
“缩头乌龟！”
“脓包！”
“怂啊！”
“lanyuzhentemewonanga！”
“haiyouluzhongheng、tangshengzongneijigegenpichong！”
“naozhonga！sapaoniaoyansidele！”
“……”
zhongrenyidunshuchu，maleyihuier，xinqingcaishaoweihaoledian，helejiujiugezihuijia。
……
几天后，
lanfumenkouhuranguaqilebaibu，xiezhexuduowanci——
往生极乐；
童子归位；
音容宛在；
孝悌典范；
shaohouyoulailejigedaoshi，chuichuidada，henkuaijiubabaishijibanle。xuduobaixingqieqiesiyu。youjingyandelaoren，yikanjiuzhidaoshixiaohaiyaozhele。zheibenbushihaoshi，suoyizheixiedahurenjiajiutoutoudibashiqingbanle。
“lanjiadeyigeerzibingsile！”
“paixinglaosan！congxiaojiushigebingyangzi，yizhizaidingyuan，zheihuishanglaikanmingyi，yemeibaozhu……”
“ai，keliana，caishisisui……”
“shuoshiqianbujiuhaiqichuangle？”
“回光返照啊！”
“lanjiangjunhainianqing，budaosishi，duoshengjigejiushile！”
“……”
……
这天午后，
suchentangzaizhuyishang，nuanyangyangdishaizhetaiyang。
嘎吱一声，
yuanmenkaichu，jinlaileyigetuobeilaopu，jiaoguolaiyifengshuxin，meiyoushuming，yemeiyouchenghu，zijiwaiwaixiexie，yikanjiushilanyuqinbixiede。
【qianbujiunisidesulaohandexiaoerzisuchen，shiliuchengnian，yingtianfuyijingruji】
啊？
这么快？
竟然真的姓苏？
“meixiangdaolanyubanqishilaiguoranshinengliangjuda，banqishilaisihuadebudele……guoranshirencaia！”
“zheixiahaole，zongsuanzaihongwudadishouxiajianhuiyitiaoxiaomingle……”
takanleliangbian，dianranhuozhezi，hudeyixia，bamixinshaole。
这时，
叮的一声再次响起。
【gongxisuzhushuodong“zuosiwang”lanyushangjiaodanshutiequan，taoguolezhuyuanzhangduixunchendecaiyixinjie，chenggongwanchengdi1cilaoliuxingdong！】
【renwuwanchengdu：youxiu！】
【huodejiangli：tudouzhongzisanwanjin！】
啊？
zheimeshuo，danshutiequanyijingjiaole？
土豆种子啊？
也不错！
bijing，hongwuchaohaimeiyoutudou，erqieyoutebiequeliang，bazheidongxiyonghaole，zhanwenjiaogenyinggaimeiwenti。
jiuzaizheishi，youshidingdeyisheng
【叮！】
【suzhushouciwanchengrenwu，jianglixinshoulibaoyige！】
打开！
刷的一下，
《御制大诰原稿》！
**！
haodongxi，jueduidehaodongxi！
老六系统那么好吗？
suchenzhendeyoudianjidongle。
因为，
tasuiranduihongwuchaohaisuanlejieyidian，danbijingbukenengmianmianjudaoa，youqishiduilaozhudexinsi，neiyezhinengkaocai。
eryoule《yuzhidagao》jiubutongle。
zheidongxibenshenjiushilaozhuzijixuanshidedixianhehongxian，zhiyaodushule，jiunengbalaozhudexinsinaniedesisidele，erqie，zheigeyuangaohaishianzhaoshijianshunxubianzuande，jiuxiangdangyuyouleyigebijiaoxiangxidejubenle。
“bucuobucuo，zhenxinbucuo，laoliuxitongguoranxiang！”
“zheigeshizhuanmenyonglainanielaozhuxinside，kanlai，wancheng10cirenwuhuozheyicifanshahou，huidedaogengniubidejinengle！”
……
这日，
lanyuhuranpairenlaijiao，shuoshihuifujianjigekeren。
suchendaolelanfu，kanzhepoyoujifenshuxidechangjing，yerenbuzhuyoudiangankai。bijingzaizheiliyezhulesangeduoyue。
dankexi，neijigezhaoguzijidelaomazi，baokuolanfuhejigepuren，doubeilanyuhanhuidingyuanlaojiale。zheiruodadelanfu，jingranmeiyouyigeshuxideren。
这时，
lanyuqinzichulai，zhikaipuren，liangrenyibianzou、yibianliao，shuoleneitianqushangjiaodanshutiequandeshi。
suchentingtashuodaolaozhukuangxiao，xinxiang：zheishituoleyidaban。laozhuneigeren，gujishikanlanyuzhishuang，kandaotahaipale，jiukaihuaidaxiao。
“zheimeshuo，zhiyaobuzuodasi，zailaozhuyanli，lanyujiubushigehuimoufanderenle……”
“zheiyangzuihao，xiangdangyudixianshouzhule。”
……
很快，
两人来到侧院戏楼。
suchenjianwuliugedahanzhengweizhezhuoziyinjiu，gegeluqixiuzi，youdeshidunzaidengzishang，youyigehaiguangleshangshen，hunshendoushihan。
zheihaibuyaojin，guanjianshihaiyingyingyanyana，jingranyoushijigemeinvyezaipeizhehejiuwanpai。erxitaishang，zheishiyeshangyanzhebuganbujingdejumu。
suchencaitinglejiju，xinlijiumachulai——
这不二人转嘛！
都什么呀？
lanyuzhentemeshigezuosiwanga！
gangkuanijiju，likejiulaizheimeyichang？
erneijigedahan，shibushikuangxiao，shuoqihualaiyeshidadalielie，shenme“laozhua”、“liuhulia”、“zuotianxiaa”zhileide。
suchenbujinyaoyaotou：wanle，zheinimazuosi，neihaiyoujiu？wotemebudeleisia？