第一章 废柴就要挨打

“ai,xiuweimeiyousihaodejinzhan!zuizhong,wohaishiyaobianchengyigeliuliuwuweideputongrenma?”

lingyunzhanqishen,kanzhetianbiandexiyang,lianshangxiemanleluomo。

liangnianle,yinweiyichangchehuo,zijicongdiqiuchuanyuedaoleqiyuandalu。

benyiweizijihuixiangqitadechuanyuezheyiyang,shengonghuti,fabaobangshen,meinvxiaodiyidadui。

kexishiburujiyuan,buzhidaozheishentidezhurendaodizuoleshenmeshiqing,jingrandaozhizishendexiuweijingjiezhengzaiyidiandiandedieluo。

erqiezheishentidezhurenyebushishenmehaohuose,zaizheigedaluyesuanshigezhimingrenwu。henduorendouchengtaweiheilongmodi,shoudixiaranmanlexianxue。buguohenqiaodeshi,zheihuoyejiaolingyun。

suishuoliangnianqianzijigangchuanyueguolaibujiu,xinwenjiubaodaoheilongmodiyisi。

suiranmeiyouzhaodaoxiangguandejiyi,danyeduokuilezheigebaodao,shidezijiyinzanglexialai。

danshibaobuzhunnayitianzijijiubeifaxianle,daoshihoumeiyoushilidezijibujiuruyurouyiban,renrendaozu。

zaijiashangzheigeshijieyemeiyoubiaomianshangneimejiandan。

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suiranzijiyeshixuemaijuexingzhezhiyi。

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ruguozijiyouyitianzhendebianchengyigeputongren。neishihou,zijidemingyun,jiuhuijiaoyoubierenzhangkong,zheishilingyunjueduibunengyunxude。

“云哥,吃饭了。”

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zheigeshaonvjiaolinyumo,shilingyunzheigeshentidebangeqingmeizhuma,youzheyizhangjihuwanmeideliandan,yeshilingyunxianzaizhenshiderenzhiyi。

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lingyundangjibianfangxiawankuaihelinyumoyiqizoulechuqu。

zhenghaokandaoyigedadadediaochuichaozhewanshiwudejiandingerqu。

“zhushou,nimenganshenme?”

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yanjianyouren,gongtoulimajiangdiaochuijijitinglexialai。

“xiaoxiongdi,zheifangzilushaoxialesiminglingjintianyidingyaochaidiao,niyaoshiyoushenmeyiwenjiuzhaolushaoqu。haiqingnibieweinanwoa。”

youshilukema?zaidiqiudeshihou,jiutmbeinizhuangside,xiangbudaochuanyuedaoqiyuandalu,haitmyaobeiyigetongmingtongxingdeqiya。

zheiranglingyunhenshinaohuo,nuhuogengshizhichongyunxiao。

“gun!wanshiwushinimenshuochaijiunengchaidema?”

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“dakuaitou,chulaijizheiwawayidianjiaoxun。”

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erhuabushuobianchaozhelingyunzhualeguoqu。

zheidianbenshi,lingyunziranbukanzaiyanli,haodaiyeshizairongmaiqidaiguoderen,liangniandeshijianxishouzheigeshentizhurendejiyi。shenshouyeyoulezhidetisheng,danshouzaidishangyicheng,yigehoufanduoguolezheiyizhua。

“niyaoshizaidongshou,worangnitangzhechuqu!”

ranerzhuanghangenbenjiumeiyoujianglingyundehuatingjinqu,zhangzhezijilianguojinianwaijiagongfu,jiaoxiayidong,zaicichaozhezheigelingyunxileguoqu,liangzhidashouhuxiaodechaozhelingyunneizhangshuaiqidelianjiajiushanlexiaqu!

“云哥,小心!”

yipangdelinyumoyouxiedanxindetixingzhe。

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yanjianzheizhuanghandoubushilingyundeduishou,zheiqungongrenyeshiyouxiedanqie,meiyouyigegandong。

jiuzaicishi,renqunhoumianqueshituranchuxianleyiqunshenzheheiyi,yandaimojingdezhuangshuodahan,chaozhezheilijileguolai。

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“lushaojialin,doujilaozirangkai!”

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“wojintianjiuchaile,wodaoshixiangkankanninengbunengshoudezhu!”

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“炎拳。”

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“lushao,xingrucidaliganma!”

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zheixieheiyirenyedoushixuemaijuexingzhe,xiuweidoudadaolexingmaiqi。

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zheiyijiao,tongdeneiheiyirenziyaliezui。

ranerzheishi,lingyigeheiyirendegongjiyeyijingdaoda,yizhishuodadequantouchaozhelingyundeduzihuiwuguolai,shidelingyunzhinengzaidishangyicheng,shentikuaisudexiexiangweiyi。

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bingzhuizhijie“xiu”deyisheng,conglingyundeduzishangchuancierguo。xianxueshunzheneigekongdongliulexialai。

“云哥!”

yipangdelinyumoyibianhanyibianxiangyaochongguolai。

“没事,别过来。”

lingyundehuayuqueshijiangyouxiechongdongdelinyumojizhizhizhule。

dunshiranglinyumoqingxingleguolai,zijisuishuoyeshijuemaiqi,danshiyinweidiaodongbulemaili,yidianzhandoulidoumeiyou,guoqudehua,zhihuijilingyuntianluan。

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neixiekanrenaodeyeshidunshizhakaileguo。

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tingdaozheirenrucishuo,zhouweideneixiequnzhongsuiranhenbuxiangchengrenzheigeshishi,danshizaizheigeyouquanyouqianbianshidayedeshidaozhishang,meiqianmeiquanderenjiuzhinengyouruchugouyibanrenrenzaige!

tingzhezhongrendeyilun,lukebuyousiyidedaxiaoqilai,manyouyoudezoudaolelingyunmianqian。

“hahaha,lingyun!xianzainihainengshoudezhuzheipofangzima?nidaoshishouyigejiwokankana!”

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“yo,yilibucuo,zhidebiaoyang!”

lukeshuowan,youshiyijiaojianglingyuntifeilechuqu,zheiyicilingyunmeinengzaizhanqilai,yuanlaizaozailingyunzhandingdeshihou,jiuyijingyinweizhongshangyunleguoqule。

linyumojimangpaoguoqu,jiangyunguoqudelingyunhuzaihuaili。

“luke,fangzijini,qingnifangleyunge。”

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“签了它!”

linyumohenshigancuideqianlezi,zici,zheikuaidibuzaixinglin,gaixinglule。

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renqunjianjiansanqu,daidesuoyourenlikai,yiweilaorenjiangyizhangmingpiandijilelinyumo。

“haizi,xuyaozhuchudehua,laizhaowoba。wozhinengbangnimenzheimeduole。ai!zaoniea。”laorenshuowan,bianzhijielikaile。