第3章 麻烦来了

jiangtingtingyiquanrutongdazailemianhuashangyiyang,ruanmianwuli。

“he!panhonggennifenshouzhenshifenduile!nizheizhongnanrenbufenliuzheguonian?”

yedongjiansihuzanshimeibanfacongjiangtingtingneihuodeqingxudianle,yelandelita,zhijiezhaolegejiekouchuquzouzou。

同时询问系统。

“xitong,nandaocongyigerenshenshangnenggouhuodedeqingxudianyeshiyoushangxiande?”

【yigerenmeitianzuiduoweisuzhutigongyibaidianzuoyoudeqingxudian!】

原来如此。

yigerenzuiduozhinengtigongyibaidianzuoyoudeqingxudian。

nanguaihoulaibuguanzenme**jiangtingting,douwufahuodeqingxudianle。

kanlaibunengguangdingzheyigerenhaoyangmao,deduozhaojigeren。

qingxudiandehuoqushimeiyoutaiduodexianzhide,kuaileyehao,shengqiyehao,doukeyizengjiaqingxudian。

在班级里讲个笑话?

dajiaruguodouxiaole,qibushikeyihuodehenduodeqingxudianshu?

fanzhi,zuochurenaotamendexingwei,yekeyihuodeqingxudianshu!

【情绪+1】

“tajiushineigezishaxingyinengzheba?suiranshisjide,kequeshizishaxingdeyinenga!haha。”

“jideshijiaoyedongba?sjiguangsuyineng,xiaosirenle!”

“lidaiguangsuyinengzhesihudouzaixunlianzhongsileni。”

【情绪+1+1】

yedongturanmiqileyanjing。

等等……

tahaoxiangbuyongzuoshenme,sihujiukeyihuodelaizizhouweideqingxudian?

叶东决定四处逛逛。

shangke**xiangqizhihou,youshiwushiduodianqingxudiandaoshou,quanbudoujiazailefangyushang!

完美!

bancaolimingweikandaoyedongzongshibuyouzizhudeshalehe,renbuzhuyihuodao,“yedong,nibushigangfenshouma?zenmekannixinqingsihubucuodeyangzi?”

“a?neiwogaizenmeban?yiyuzhe?neihaozhe?”

limingweidunshiyilianganga,“wodaobushizheigeyisi,zongzhi,nimeishijiuhao,shangkele,kuaikanheiban。”

zheiyijieshibanzhurendeke。

banzhurenxingliu,danmingyigexuezi,shigeershisuichutoudenvhaizi。

liuxuexianshiweiweiyixiao,suihoushuodao,“kaixueyijingkuaiyigelibaile,xiangxindajiahuxiangzhijian,yeyijingyouleyidingderenshihelejiele。

jintianzheitangkeni,wodasuanjingxuanchuyiweinenggoudailingbanjizouxianghuihuangdebanzhangchulai。

ruguoyouxiangyaodangbanzhangde,keyishangtaigaosudajianiweishenmeyaodangbanzhang,yijiduibanjiweilaidezhanwang,jinimenshifenzhongdeshijianzhunbeiyixiao。”

叶东一看机会来了。

直接走上了讲台。

liuxueweiweiyileng,suihouxiaozheshuodao,“geweitongxue,zhangshenghuanyingyixiayedongtongxuejiexialaidebanzhangjingyanba。”

yedongqingleqingsangzi,weiweiyixiao,shuodao,“geweitongxuezaoshanghao,wojiaoyedong,kenengyouxietongxueduiwobingbushishifendelejie。

nimenhaijibujideqianjitianjuexingceyanzhong,xuexiaodanshengdeyiweisjideyinengzhe?

zheigerenyuanzaitianbianjinzaiyanqian,jiushiwole。

shenweisjiyinengzhedewo,laidailinggewei,woxiangyinggaibuhuiyourenyouyijianba?”

众人表情古怪。

jiangtingtingzheishiyinyangguaiqidao,“yedong,nidequeshisjiyineng,kenideyinengbeichengzhiweizishaxingyinenga,paibushangshenmeyongchang,buguoshituyouxumingeryia,nizijibushiyezhidaodema,yongzheigelairangtongxuemenxuannidangbanzhang,huibuhuitaihoulianpileyidian?”

“jiushia,nideyinengjiuzhishidengjigaoeryi,haiburuputongdeejiyinengni!”

“nidangbanzhangwodiyigefandui!”

情绪值不断上涨!

yedongweiweiyixiao,shuodao,“zhengrutongjiangtingtingtongxuesuoshuodeneiyang,wodeyinengbeichengzhiweizishaxingyineng。

keyaoshiwozhaodaolejiekaizishaxingzheisangezidefangfaleni?”

cihuayichu,suoyourenneixindougenzheyijing。

潘虹也是一脸吃惊。

tazhaodaojiekaizishaxingsangezidefangfale?

情绪直线上升!

yedongjinjiezheshuodao,“wodeyinengshiguangsu,yejiushishuorangzishenjinrudaoguangsuzhuangtai,zheixuyaoyinengzheyongyouyifushifenqianghandetipocaikeyijiayudezhuzheigeyineng。

keruguowozhishijubudejiasuwodeshentini,jianruojiasudeweilini?

zheigeyinengzaiwoshouli,yiranhaishinenggoufahuisjidenenglide。

weilaiwohuixuanzeduishentijinxinghenglian,tishengwodeshentiqiangdu,ersuizhejingjiedetisheng,wodeshentiqiangduyehuigenzheyiqitisheng。

jibiandaoshihouwufafahuichusjiguangsuyinengdezhenzhengweili,zhishaoyebuhuirangzheigeyinengguoyudiaojia。

lidaiguangsujuexingzhedejiejubushixiaohua,ershifengfudejingyanleiji。

fanguan,banjilijuedaduoshudoushicjiyixiadewaigualiezao,woyigesjidelailingdaonimen,nimenyinggaiganendaide,xietianxiedile,hehe。”

zheifanhuachaofenglaman,zaiyihehezuojiewei,jianzhijuesha!

zhenggebanjidunshizhakaileguo!

【qingxu+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2】

“qunidebayedong,nihaizhenyiweinidesjiyouhanjinlianga!”

“shuowomenwaigualiezao,nibupeihaoma?”

“xinggezheimeeliedega!nanguaipanhongyaogennifenshouni!”

yedongzhaodanquanshou,zhanzaijiangtaishangwensibudong,“woshuowanle,qingdajiatoupiaojiwo,woshisjiyinengzheyedong!”

yedonghuidaozuoweishang,dakaigerenxinxikanleyiyan。

【宿主】:叶东

【境界】:一阶一星

【防御】:374

【点数】:244

【背包】:无

两百多点嘛?

erqie,sihudianshuhaizaibuduandeshangzhang,houjingtingmengdea!

kanlaizijizheibocaozuohaishikeyide。

zhikexi,zaizheigebanji,tagujiyinggaishijiaobudaopengyoule。

无所谓了!

fanzhengdoushiyiqunkantaxiaohuaderen。

liuxuejimangzhanchulaiweihujiaoshizhixu。

youleyedongdekaichangbai,zixinderenyeyuelaiyueduole,bushaorenyongyueshangtai。

buguo,zheizuihoudejieguoma……

pangbiandelimingweipingjiezhejiaohaoderenyuan,naxialebanjibanzhangzheiyizhiwei。

“不好意思叶东。”

“不用太在意。”

yixiake,yedongjuedingquceyanshi,kankanzijideshentifangyulidaodizaishenmechengdule。

raner,jiangtingtingzheishiquedaizhejimingnanshengchaotaweileguolai。

“jiangtingting,haogoubudangdao。”yedongduijiangtingtingziranjiumeishenmehaotaidule。

jiangtingtingshuangshouhuanxiong,duiyuyedongyilianchizhiyibi,zuijiaohanxiao,“haogoubudangdao,nizaishuonizijiba,niyiweinizaibanjishangshuolegangcaineifanhua,qitatongxuehuifangguonima?”

“wa!nanbuchengnimenhaixiangbawoladaocesuodayidun?wohaopa,doukaishifadoulenikan。”

yedongtaiqiyoushou,guyidoudongzhe。

jiangtingtingliumeidaoshu,yibapaikailetadeshou,nubukeedekanxiangyipangdedagaoge,“zhangjie,nikantaneiqianzoudeyang,nihaibujiaoxunta?”

zhangjieweiweiyixiao,“jiaoshiyoujiankong,zheixiaozicaiganzheimexiaozhang,chuzhongshengcailarenqucesuo,womendoushidaxueshengle,dangranshiquyangtaile,yedong,niyouzhongjiugenwoquyangtai,worangnizhidaonikouzhongdewaigualiezaoyouduolihai!”

yedongsonglesongjianbang,“wodequetinghaoqide,dailuba。”