zhanghongweidandanyixiao，shuo：“haixing。”
tabuxianggenduifangshuotaiduo。
fengxiuquebukenfangguota：“haixingdeyisishi，kaodehenhaole？”
zhanghongmeizaipangchichixiaozheshuo：“wogebaodeshibeida，tashuoyinggaikeyikaoshang。”
jigenvrenyiting，douxiaoleqilai。
“fanzhengbaoshenmedoukaobushang，suoxingbaogezuihaode，yihouyeshigechuiniudetanzi，haha！”fengxiuxiaodeqianyanghouhedishuodao。
qitajigenvrenyeqizuibashediyeyuzhanghongwei。
niecaixiahenhendidenglenveryiyan。
suhuashuo，jiachoubukewaiyang。
zhanghongmeiyijuhua，rangwairenchixiaozijierzi，neijiarenjiubudiulianlema？
“huijiaquba！kanyangzitiankuaixiayule。”zhanghongmeishuozhe，jiuyaowangjializou。
jiuzheishi，yigeyoudiyuan“dinglingling”xiangzhelingdangqichelaidaolezheiqunrenmianqian。
“naweishizhanghongweitongzhia？”youdiyuanshigeheiliantanghanzi，yibiancahan，yibianwendao。
众人都是一愣。
“woshi。”zhanghongweijulejushou。
youdiyuanjiunachulaiyizhangdanzixiaoxinyiyididijizhanghongweishuo：“gongxini，zhanghongweitongzhi，nidezuopinfabiaole，zheishijingchengwanbaojinijilaidegaofeidan，niqianshouyixiaba。”
yipanghaoqiweiguandejigenvrendouzhenjingle。
“shenmewanyi？hongweifabiaowenzhangle？bushisongcuorenleba？”fengxiuhenchijing。
youdiyuanyouwenleyixiazhanghongweidedizhihexingming，querenmeiyoucuo。
“ge，wokankanduoshaoqian！meixiangdaowoqingezheimelihai，jingranyaodangzuojiale。”
zhanghongmeiyibajianggaofeidanzicongzhanghongweishouliqianglequ。
zhanghongweizhikanjiangaofeidanshangdejineshuzi：5yuan！
shangmianhaiyoujingchengwanbaodehongseyinzhang。
tagangchuanguolaideshihou，weilezhuandianwaikuai，tebiequlejieleyixiaxianzaibaozhimeitishangdefukan。
zhiqiandeshinian，gaofeishibeiquxiaolede。
er1978nianchu，gaofeicaigangganghuifu。
每千字大概3块钱。
zheikezhenbushaole，xianzaimianfencai2maoqianzuoyouyijin。
3kuaiqiannengmai15jinmianfen。
suiranqianshizhanghongweibushishenmewenxueaihaozhe，danshi，tawenbihaishibuchade，jiashangkanguobushaodewenxuezuopin。
suoyi，tachuanguolaizhihou，yemeiyoubiedezhaonengzhuandianqianbutie，jiudashanglexiegaozhuanqiandezhuyi。
zheiyiduanshijian，tajizhenggejingchengdebaozhitouleshijipiangaojianba。
zhisuoyijibaozhitougao，shiyinweifagaozhouqikuai，gaofeijideyekuai。
gaojiantouchuquzhihou，tareliedipanwangleyigeyue，danshizhongyemeijianzijigaozijianbao，taxinxiang，zijihuoxuyagenjiubushineikuailiaoba。
daoshimeixiangdao，zheidouguoquyigeduoyuele，jingchengwanbaoturanjiujizijifalailegaofeidan。
zijizhisuoyimeizhuyiwenzhangfabiao，shiyinweigaokaoqijian，tayagenjiumeikanguobaozhi。
“ya！you5kuaiqianni！ge，nitainiubile！wopeifusinile！”zhanghongmeijidongdijiaozhe。
“wolaikankan，haha！zanmenyuanhaimeirenshoudaoguogaofeideba？meixiangdaowoerzizheimelihai！”niecaixiagangcaibieleyiduziqi，yinweizheizhanggaofeidan，tazhoubabadeyikexinzhongyushuzhankailai。
fengxiuheqitajigenvrenlianshangdeshensejiuyoudianerjingcaile。
yinwei，fengxiuyizhidouyiweizijierzichenjiefangcaishiyuanzilizuilihaidenianqingrenma！
xianzaihaole，tacongmeikanzaiyanlidezhanghongweifabiaowenzhangle，zheishiyaodangzuojiadejiezou？
“gujiyejiushixiamaopengshangsihaozileba，fabiaoyipianwenzhangyebusuangeshenme。”
niecaixiamashangqiangleduifangyiju：“neinidaoshirangchenjiefangzaiwanbaoshangfayipianjiwomenkankana！”
fengxiubeiyedebuqing，bizilihengleyishengshuo：“woerzikeshirendadegaocaisheng，jianglaiyaodangdaguande，xiewenzhangneibushimishudeshierma？”
“nijiahongweijiusuanshiyoudianerwencai，ketayejiushigelinshigong，jiusuanshizhuanzhengle，neiyeyibeizizhinengdanggongren。”
zhanghongweiweiweiyixiaoshuo：“rendabiyelejiumashangnengdangdaguanma？jiusuanshitianhuangguizhou，neibuyedecongdichukaishizuoqima？”
“zaishuole，shangdaxuenandaojiushiweileshengguanfacai，nandaobushiweilebaoxiaoguojiaweirenminfuwu？”
“fengayi，ninzheijuewukebushihengaoa。”
zhanghongweiqianshoulegaofeidan，youdiyuanyoudijitayifenyangbao。
yuanlaishiqiantiandebaozhifukanfabiaolezhanghongweideyipianjiangshuchaduigushidesanwen，jiangdeshishanbeidangdidefengturenqing，zhongjianjialeyidianmengmenglonglongdeaiqing，quanwenyigongyiqianduozi。
zhanghongweiqianglefengxiuyiju，jiugenzhemuqinwangjiazou。
shenhou，fengxiuyuqihenshibushandishuodao：“bujiufaleyipiandoufukuaima？zhiyuweibaqiaoneimegaoya。nianqingrenhaishiyaoqianxuyidian。”
zhanghongweiniutouhuileyiju：“ninzheihuashuode，woyejuedefazheimeyipianxiaowanyishenmedoubusuan，woyizhihenqianxu，daoshinin，zijierzijiukaoshanggedaxue，weibadouqiaochengmiaomenkoudeqizile。zuorendidiaoyidian，fengayi，buranhuibeixianshidaliande。”
niecaixialaleerziyibashuo：“zenmenengzheimegennifengayishuohuani？huijiaquba。”
三个人回到家。
niecaixiaxizizidiyibajiangyangbaozhuaguolaiyikouqijiukanlehaojibian。
“erzi，nizheiwenbiyetaihaoleba？juzizhenshiyoumeini！”
“nishidasuanjianglaidangzuojiama？”
当作家？
张红卫还真没想过。
huaxiabuquezuojia，danshi，quenianqingyidaibiaoganxingdekexuejiadianfana！
他还是想要搞科研。
youqishijungongzheiyikuai，xianzailuohouyousahedaxiongtaiduole。
buguo，zhishipingtaxianzaidexueshi，xiangyaozaikeyanfangmianyousuozuowei，yebijiaonan。
tazhinengshiyibuyibudiqufazhanziji，xianzhaoyigetupokou。
zhisuoyitayaoxuanzebeidadewuxiandiandianzixi，jiushibazijijianglaideyanjiufangxiangdingzailewuxiandianhedianzikejizheiyikuai。
wuxiandianshitongxunheleida，dianzikejizeshiweilaikejifazhandeyigezhongyaodechaoliuyufangxiang。
lingzhanghongweiyumendeshi，bierenjiachuanyuezhongshengdouyouxitongshenmedejinshouzhi，zijiyigenmaodoumeiyou。
meiyouxitong，xiangyaozaiduanshijianliyoudadetupo，nanyushangqingtiana。
“ma，wohaishixiwangjianglainengzuoyimingkexuejia，zhiyuxiewenzhang，neizhishigefuye，zhuandiangaofeibutieyixiajiayongba。”zhanghongweishuodao。
zhanghongmeishuodao：“ge，dangzuojiaduohaoa，minglishuangshou，shehuishangdiweihaogaode。”
xianzaidezuojia，diweidequeshixiangdanggao，doukuaiyaobeipengshangtianle。
danshuoshizaide，zuojianengjizheigeshehuidailaishenmedadetuidongzuoyong？
zuojiadezuopinbenlaizhishiyizhongwenhuaxiaoqianpineryi。
kezuojiamenxianzaiyigelianggede，doushineizhonggaogaozaishangjiaohuawanmindezitai。
真的挺好笑的。
……
ps：xinshushanglu，qiugeshouzangqiuzhangtuijianpiaoqiugetouzi。