“erzi……erzinixingxing……”
mimihuhuzhong，qinguangtingdaoerpanmuqindechouqisheng。
jinjiezhe，jiugandaozijishentibeifuqi，ranhoubeijinjinbaozhu。
“妈？”
qinguangxinliyidou，jidongjianxiao，shixianyemanmanhuifu，yiyuzhe。
rumudeyipianxuebai，shizaiyiyuanbingfang。
erzijizhengzuozaibingchuangshang，beimuqinlouzaihuaili。
jianbangshangyijingbeiyanleidashi。
fuqinqinzhoulvexianzhandoudeshengyinchuanlai：“chouxiaozi，nizhongyuxingle！”
“ba……nimenzenmelaile？”
秦光一脸懵逼。
laojialidaxueqibabaigongli，laiyitangzuochezhishaoyitian。
zijizheishihunmileduojiu？
“nimeishijiuhao，meishijiuhao……”
chenxiasongkaiqinguang，mozheyanlei，biaoqingqueyimanshixinwei：“xuexiaotongzhiwomenshuonishoushangzhuyuan，wogennibalianyeganleguolai。”
“yishengshuoniershisixiaoshineinengxinglaijiumeishi，wanxinglaotianbaoyoua……”
tingdaozheihua，qinguangsonglekouqi，yejiushihaimeichaoguoyitian。
buguojuranshixiaofangtongzhi，zheicilouzikongpashitongdale。
huibuhuiyincizhendebeikaichu……
jiuzaiqinguangchouchudanyouzhiji，bingfangdementuranbeituikai。
daoshizhaoguoqinglianseqiheizoulejinlai，saoleyanqinzhoufuqi，dengzheqinguangmanlianyinlengdao：“qinguang，nidaoshimeishile，wodemafandale。”
“dandabaotian，jicisanfanzhahuishiyanshi，liandaizhewozheigedaoshidoubeichufen。”
“zhenshilongshenglongfengshengfeng，laoshuerzihuidadong。”
“xiangnimenzheizhongnongminchushengderen，jiuyinggailaolaoshishizhongdi，genbenjiubupeishangdaxue！”
“wozhengshidaibiaoxuexiaotongzhini，qinguang，nibeikaichule！”
jijuhuaruqingtianpili，zhendeqinzhoufuqimanlianshabai，hunbufuti。
qinguangyedunshiliansecanbai。
完了！
果然还是被开除了！
huaguoqianniandekeji，huaguodeweilai，douyijingzhudinghuangliangyimeng……
xinzhongdejuewang，jiashangfumubeixiuruercuanqidenuhuo，rangqinguangzaiyerenbuzhu，diyicibaoqi。
“nongminzenmele？meiyounongminnichishenme，nisuanshenmedongxiqiaobuqinongmin？”
“yuanlaoyeshinongminchushen，nigaiganxietahuoming……”
“xiaoguang，ni、nibizui！”
chenxiadaduanerzidehua，leiyanposuokanzhezhaoguoqing：“laoshi……laoshinitixiaoguangqiuqiuqing，nibangbangtaba。”
“我给你跪下……”
tamenfuqi，hanxinruku，shengchijianyong，jiushiwangzichenglong。
sheizhidaoqinertingdaoerzibeikaichudexiaoxi，zenmekenengjieshou。
“heng，yibangshanyecunfu，gennimenzheizhongrenduofeibanjuhuadoushiduiwodewuru！”
zhaoguoqinggenbenbuweizhisuodong，qingmielenghenghoudashouyishuailikaibingfang。
juewangzhixia，chenxiazhijuedeshuangtuiyiruan，yizhentianxuandizhuan。
“老婆！”
qinzhoujingjiaoyisheng，lianmangfuzhuruantandeqizi。
“妈……”
zheiyimu，kandeqinguangxintouzizedaojidian。
muqinneimanlianjuewangdeyangzi，jiuxiangsilieletadexinzang，nanguodexiangtuxue。
zijirujinbeixuexiaokaichu，congfumuyanzhongdetianzhijiaozi，yixiachenglebeitaotaidewunengzhiren……
laojiacunlilinjudeyanguang，qinqidezhizhidiandian，fumuzenmeshoudezhua？
genghekuang，fumuhaidengzhezijizaichengshichuangchuyipiantian，jiangtamenjiedaochengshilaixiangfuni……
xiangdaozheier，qinguangdunshihongleyankuang。
buguopazijibengkui，fumugenghuicongciyijuebuzhen。
zhinengyingzhetoupiyaoyaquandao：“ma，nibiedanxin，xuexiaohaimeixiatongzhibuyidingzhenkaichuwo……”
“我们先出院。”
yebuzhidaoshibushibeitaganran，haishimeiyoubanfa，qinzhoubaozheqizishenshentanlekouqi。
henkuaiyishengguolaijianchaleyitong，tongyileqinguangbanchuyuanshouxu。
bafumulingdaoxuexiaopangbiandebinguankailejianfang。
rangyouqiyoujidemuqinandunzhexiuxilehui，qinguangtangdaozijichuangshang，dengzheyiyuezhiqidezuihouyifenzhongdaolai。
yifenzhonghou，zijijiangcongzhangwohuaguoweilaiqianniankejidetianzhijiaozi，bianchengyigebeixuexiaokaichu，beishangliejideyiyexuesheng……
bushuoshirangfumuyangmeituqi，yihoudegongzuodoubuhaozhaole。
xiangdaozheier，qinguangjiuzhishengxiamanxindejuewang。
直到，一分钟过去。
两分钟过去……
五分钟过去……
嗯？
xitongjuranmeiyourenhetishi？
什么情况？
卡BUG了？
qinguangjiuxiangshidengdaiqiangjuedesixingfan，turanfaxianjuranmeirenkaiqiang？
yishunjian，qinguangdenaozijiuhuofanleqilai。
“nandao，xitonghairenweiyoujihui？bingmeiyouzhijiepansixing？”
“……danshi，zhaoguoqingdouyijingmingshuoleyaokaichu，haiyoushenmebanfanengjiejue？”
qinguangjihujiangzijidedanaozhuandedouyaoshaole，zuihouzhongyuturanyipaizijinaodai。
“qianshiwokeshihuakeyuangaojiyanjiuyuan，wozhidaoyuanzhangdelianxifangshi！tanengbaowo！”
“taqianshijiushizheigelingyudezhuanjia，suirantameinengyousuotupo，danzhishaodongwojiaojitadeshiduomeyoujiazhidekeyanchengguo！”
“bijing，zheikeshinenggouyouxiaodekongzhiheliyongnengliang，bahuimiexingdenengyuanbianchengminshengherichangsuoxudexinnengyuan，erqieyongzhibujie，qingjiewuwuran。”
“zaidiannengdoubeichengweixinnengyuandeshidai，zheizhongjishuruguozaijintianyidanyingyong，jianghuixianqiduomejudadelangchao……daoneishi，huaguoyiyuechengweishijiediyiqiangguojiangzaiwuxuannian。”
“suiranqianshiwocanyuguodekekonghejubianfangchengshihaiyuanyuanbuzu，zhinengshuoshipaozhuanyinyu，danzhishaoyeshilingxianlezheigeshijieershiniandekeyanchengguo！”
“dabule，dengdedaolexitong，wozaijitabuquanbujiuxingle？！”
yishunjian，qinguangjiuxiangshimanxuefuhuo。
说干就干！
jiexialaizhengzhengsantiandeshijian，qinguangjiangzijisuozaifangjianzhong，yitianzhichimuqinsonglaideyidunfan，queyegubushangjidanxinzijidefumujieshi。
……
“hu！zhongyuwanchengle！”
dangqinguangjiangzijixielemanmanshigedayinzhidezijizhangwodeweilaiershiniandekekonghejubianbufenfangchengshipaixialaihou，limasonglekouqi。
jiezhe，dengluyouxiang，shuruleneigeyijingyouxiemoshengdeyouxiangdizhi。
“sunyuanzhang，zheishiwodehenxiaoyibufenguanyukekonghejubiandekeyanchengguo……woshihaodadeyimingxuesheng，yonglesannianzhongyuzhangwolezheixiangjishu。”
“wodesuqiuhenjiandan，jiushibuyaorangwobeixuexiaokaichu，wojiukeyijianghoumianwanzhengdefangchengshijiaojini！”
“cizhi，jingli——yimingyixinweilehuaguo，quebeirenwujieweifengzidehuaguoweilaikeyanrenyuan。”
咻……
发送！
“jiexialai，jiushidengxiaoxile！”
“sunyuanzhang，sunlao，huaguodeweilaijiukannidele，niyidingyaozaiwobeikaichuzhiqian，jishikandaoa！”
qinguangmengdiqishen，queturanjuedeyizhentouyunyanhua。
santianmeirimeiyedejiaojinnaozhihuixiangrenheyigexijie，tuisuanrenheyigefangchengshi，rujinshuimianyanzhongbuzu，tangzaichuangshanghunhunchenchendeshuileguoqu。
taquebuzhidao，zaihunshuileyitianyiyehou，huakeyuanxianqileduomedadebolan……