“小哥，洗头吗？”
“八十！”
“zhiyaobashi，jiurangnishushufufu，**。”
laochengqudejiedaoshang，lianggechuanzheqingliang，saoshounongzi，buduanzhaohuzheguoludexingren。
bushaorenyidong，zuanlejinqu，meiduojiuyilianxinmanyizudebiaoqinglikai。
yeshaomingzuozaimenkou，yangliankantian，shoulinazheyizhangzhi，yifushengwukeliandeyangzi，haoxiangdiulehunyiyang，zuilidishengdunangzhe，buzhidaozaishuoxieshenme。
“老不死的！”
“baxiaoyewopianhuilai，rangwoxiulianshenmepotongshu，rangwoxialeliangnian。”
“haoburongyixiaoyexiulianchenggongle，niquepaole，haibazheigepoyiguanliujiwo。”
“xiaoyewozaiguowaichixiangde，helade，sheixihannidepoyiguana。”
“bierangxiaoyewokandaoni，buranxiaoyefeiyaoqishimiezu。”
ruguoyourenpazaiyeshaomingzuibian，jiunengtingdaotazaishuoshenme。
yeshaominghaizaiqiangbaolideshihou，beishifuzaibingtianxuedishangjiandao，congxiaoshiruoyichu，budanbayeshaomingfuyangzhangda，haijiaohuileyeshaominghenduodongxi。
yishu，wugong，xingxiang，zhanbu，shenzhihaibaokuoqinqishuhua。
yeshaominghenhuaiyi，haiyoushenmeshizheigelaodongxibuhuide。
qinianqian，yeshaomingbeilaotousongdaoguowaidelaopengyouneili，meiqimingshiyaoduanlianyeshaoming。
yeshaomingzaizhanchangshanghunjilewunian，congmomowuwen，daoxianzaimingzhenshijiedediyujunwang。
liangnianqian，buzhidaolaotouzibuzhidaofaleshenmefeng，jitongdianhuabayeshaomingjiaolehuilai，rangtaxiulianshenmetongshu。
zheidaozhileyeshaomingxialeliangnian！
zaizheiliangnianli，yeshaomingyibianxiulianzhetongshu，yibianzaihuichuntangzuoyige**xiaoge。
jintianshiyeshaomingxiuliantongshuchenggongderizi，jiuzaiyeshaomingyiweizijizhongyujietuoledeshihou，quefaxianlaotoubujianle，zhishiliuxiatayizhangzhitiao。
shangmianliuyanshuozijiyoushiyaoquchuli，yiguanzanshiliujiyeshaomingzhaokan，ruguozijibuhuilai，yiguanbianrangyeshaomingjicheng。
tongshi，zaishangmianhaiyanmingle，zaiyeshaomingzaiguowaizheijinian，tabangyeshaomingdinglejimenhunshi，hunshujiuzaitafangjiandejuzili，rangyeshaomingyoushijiandeshihou，qujianjianzheixiegentayouhunyuedenvren。
yilianghuohongdepaochechuxianzaizheili，huanhuandeshiguojiedao，yinqizhouweirendezhuyi。
baoyaqingbachetingzailehuichuntangdemenkou，tuikaichemenzoulexialai。
yishenjinshendezhiyezhuang，bizhixiuzhangdeyutui，rangrenyouyizhongchongshangmoyimodechongdong，**detunbu，xianxideyaozhi，rangzhouweidenanrenzhitunkoushui。
kankanyishouzhangwoxiongbu，jueduishinanrendezuiai！
xiaozuibuda，dianzhuizhekouhong，bietiyouduoyouhuole，tingqiaodebizi，fengyanruxing，peihejingmeidewuguan，jianzhijiushitianshixiafan。
baoyaqingyilianjurenqianlizhiwaidemoyang，yanmouzhongtouluzheyizhongchouse，zheizhongdaizhedandanyouchoudeyangzi，gengshizengtianleyizhongrangrenlianxidejidong。
“呼！”
baoyaqingzhangzhangchuleyikouqi，yaoleyaotou，shitubazijidefanxindoujishuaichuqu。
zheiduanshijian，baojialaoyezituranbingzhonghunmibuxing，erqieyishengyexialebingweitongzhi，rangbaojiadexiayibeirenkaishichunchunyudong，mingliandilikaishizhengquanduoli。
zuoweibaoshijiazuqiyedexianrenzongcai，baoyaqingkeyishuoshiqitabaojiarendeyanzhongding，rouzhongci。
baoyaqingshizaishoubule，bianpaochulai，laidaoziyiqianchanglai**dehuichuntang，xiangtaobi，tongshiyefangsongyixia。
“yexiaoge，nizaimenkouzuozheganshenme？”
tajiaoleyeshaomingyisheng，jianyeshaomingmeiyouhuidata，baoyaqingbianjingzhizoulejinqu，bazijideyifutuodiao，pazaile**chuangshang。
“叶小哥！”
baoyaqingpalehaoyihuier，yebujianyeshaomingguolai，buzhidaoyeshaomingjintianzenmele，bianchushenghanleyishengyeshaoming。
“来啦！”
zheiyishengbayeshaominghanhuihun，tasuiranduilaotoubufuzerendebiaoxianhenshiqifen，quebukenengwunilaotouzideyisi，zaitingdaobaoyaqingdehanshengzhihou，yingleyisheng，zhuanshenzoujindianli，bingbadianmenrenguanshangle。
tamenzheigezhongyiguankeshidazhemangren**dexuetou，shangmendezhugudouhuibayifutuole。
“shizaibuhaoyisi，ganggangyouxieshiqing，rangnijiudengle。”
yeshaominglaidaobaoyaqingshenbiandeshihou，yijingzhenglihaoqingxu，weixiaozheshuodao。
“没事！”
baoyaqingkanzheyeshaomingshuaiqidelianpang，xinliantanleyisheng，tayaobushixiazigaiyouduohaoa。
yeshaomingdezhangxiangwanquanzhangzaibaoyaqingdeshenmeishangmian，tabuzhiyicizheiyangxiangguo。
“baoxiaojiezuijinlaidetingduode。”
yeshaomingxiaozhe，zhunbeikaishitibaoyaqing**。
taditoukanqu，dunshizhengzhule。
baoyaqingquanshendeyifuyijingquanbutuolexialai，zhiliuxiatieshendeyiwu，batamoguibandeshencai，wanquanzhanxianzaiyeshaomingdeyanqian。
yeshaomingdunshiganjuezijishoudaojidadechongji，tebieshizaitouguochuanghuderiguangzhaoyaoxia，baoyaqingdepifufangfoshuijingban，sanfazheguangze。
suiranshishipazhe，quekeyikanchubaoyaqingdeshencaiquxianyouduowanmei。
pingtandebeibu，yizhiyanshendaotunbudeweizhi，tingqiaodetunbufangfoshishuimitao，rangrenkanlexiangyaoyikou。
xianxideyutui，shifenguanghua，jiusuanshicangyingluozaishangmian，yedepigechazaizou。
“咕咚！”
yeshaomingyanleyikoutuomo，tadeyanjingyibukaile。
tazhijuedehunshenzaore，yebuzhidaocongnalimaochulaidehuoqi，sihuyaobatazhikaochengrougan。
“ai，zuijinshiqingtaiduo，taimangle，bianlaiduojici，fangsongyixiashenti。”
baoyaqingxiangqizijijialideqingkuang，renbuzhutanleyikouqi。
“yexiaoge，zenmehaibukaishi？”
baoyaqingzaishuowanzheijuhuazhihou，haimeiyouganjuedaoyeshaomingkaishijita**，kaikouxunwendao。
“mashang..mashangjiukaishi。”
yeshaomingshuohuadoubulisuole，lianmangshoulianxinshen，xinlimonianzheamituofo，xiwangzheiyangzuokeyirangzijidesixubuxiangshaoerbuyidefangxiangpiaoqu。
显然！
效果并不是很明显。
neixieshaoerbuyidehuanxiang，jiuhaoxianggunkaidefeishui，buduanzaiyeshaomingdenaohailimaochulai。
“咝！”
yeshaomingqingqingyaoleyixiazijideshejian，bashoufangzaibaoyaqingdebeishang。
baoyaqingguanghuadebeibu，rangyeshaomingganjuezijideshouhaoxiangfumozaiguanghuadesichoushang。
congpifushangchuanlaidandandedanxing，yijiguanghuagan，rangyeshaominghenshishufu。