第1章

“叽叽~”

“叽叽~”

jizhixiaolaoshupazaiyigehunshenshixuederenshenshang,suizhetadouweibabuduansaodongneirendebizi,yishengpentidalechulai。

“啊切——”

“嘶——”

“好痛啊——”

pentishengzhihou,chuanlaidejiushitongkude**。

wufayongyanyuxingrongdetongchu,fangfoquanshendegutoudoubeirenyicuncunqiaosui,ranhouyouhuluandipinjiezaiyiqi,meiyicihuxi,douqianchezhebeibu、tunbuneisiliebandejutong。

yexuanfeilidizhengkaichenzhongdeyanpi,shixianhualexujiucaijujiao。

yingruyanliande,shizhangmanqingtaideshibi,yishanjinyouchixujianfangdexiaochuangxiangqianzaigaochu,toujinlaideweiguang,canbaierwuli,qiahaozhaolianglekongqizhongfeiwudechenai。

shenxiashibinglengchaoshidemaocao,sanfazhemeiwei。

zheilishi......laofang?

yexuandenaoziwengdeyisheng,lianshangxiemanlemangranyubukezhixin。

tabushiyinggaizaizijidejinrongdiguodashadingceng,fenxizhexiayijidudequanqiujingjizouxiangma?zenmehuipaodaozheizhongguidifang?

jiuzaitajingyibudingzhiji,yigubushuyutadejiyi,rutongjuedidehongshui,xiongyongdichongrutadenaohai。

juliedetoutongrangtarenbuzhufachuyishengmenheng。

jiyidezhuren,yejiaoyexuan。

daqianwangchaodebahuangzi,yigeziyoutiruoduobing、zaihuanggongzhongjihumeiyoucunzaigandetoumingren。

jiyidesuipianfeisushanxian,zuizhongdinggezaiyigeyueserushuideyewan。

......

neiwan,yuanshenbanyeqianwang***。

shitazuijingaidehuangjie,linchujiaqiantoutousaijitayizhangzitiao,shuoyouyiyangtazuizhongyaodedongxi,maizaile***delaohuaishuxia,rangtawubizaisanrihoudezishiququhui。

原身信了。

tatuozhebingruodeshenzi,bikailesuoyouxunluodeshiwei,qiaowushengxidilaidaole***。

yueguangxiadehuayuan,jingmideyouxieguiyi。

kedangtaganggangkaojinneikelaohuaishu,yizhenruoyouruowudeqingyin,bianzuanruletadeerduo。

那声音......

yuanshenhunshenyijiang,bennengdizangshenyujiashanzhihou。

他看见了。

kanjianleneigetamingyishangdedage,dangchaotaizi,zhengjiangyiweishenzhehuaguifengpaodenvziyazaishuganshang。

nvzidefengpaobanjie,luchudapianxuebaidejifu,zaiyueguangxiahuangderenyanyun。

taizideshouzaiguifeishenshangsiwujidandiyouzou,zuilituchuwuhuibukandeyanyu,erneipingriliduanzhuanggaoguideguifei,cikequemeiyanrusi,rangnianjinshiliusuideyuanshenmianhongerchi,xinjingdanzhan。

zheishiyichangzuyidianfuzhenggedaqianwangchaodesiqing!

yuanshenhedehunfeiposan,lianhuxidouwangle,zhixiangliketaolizheigeshifeizhidi。

ketagangyizhuanshen,hounaojiuchuanlaiyizhenjutong。

yigeyincecedexiaotaijian,buzhiheshichuxianzaitashenhou,shoulihaijuzheyigenshoubeicudemugun。

yishidezuihouyike,takandaotaiziheyunguifeineiliangzhangyinweijinghuangershunjianbiandezhengningdelian。

zaizhihou......jiushiwubiandeheian。

heianguohou,bianshikuxing。

tabeirenconghunmizhongqiangxingpoxing,tuodaolejinluandianshang。

yunguifeilihuadaiyudiguizaihuangdimianqian,kusuzhebahuangzishenyeqiangchuangtadeqingong,yitubugui。

taizize“yizhengyanci”dizhanchulai,biaoshizijishi“qiahao”luguo,cai“jiu”xialeguifei。

diandaoheibai,**zhiji!

erneigegaogaozaishangdefuhuang,daqiantianzi,shenzhimeiyoujiyuanshenyijubianjiedejihui。

huoxu,zaitayanzhong,zheigebingruowunengdedibazi,lianrangtafeixinquchazhengdejiazhidoumeiyou。

“nizi!jizhenzhongdawushidaban,rengjintianlao,shengsiyouming!”

binglengdexuanpan,chengleyuanshentingdaodezuihouyijuhua。

wushidaban,duiyuyigebenjiutiruoduobingdeshaonianlaishuo,wuyiyuzhijiexuanpanlesixing。

记忆到此戛然而止。

“呵......”

yexuandehoulonglifachuyishenggansedelengxiao,qiandonglebeihoudeshangkou,tongdetadaoxiyikouliangqi。

原来如此。

yuanlai,zheijiushiquanbudezhenxiang。

qianshishenweidingjijingsuanshi,tayishengdouzaiyushujuherenxingdajiaodao,shenmeyangdeyinmouguijimeiyoujianguo?

zheichanggouxian,zaitakanlai,jianzhishiloudongbaichu!

yigetiruoduobingdehuangzi,ruheneng“qiangchuang”shouweisenyandeguifeiqingong?

yigeyitubuguidesetu,weihehuichuxianzailiguifeiqingongshiwanbaqianlide***?

danfanneigegouhuangdiyoubandiannaozi,doubukenengxiangxinzheizhongzhuoliedehuangyan。

可惜,他信了。

huozheshuo,tagenbenbuzaihuzhenxiangshishenme。

tazhishixuyaoyigefaxienuhuodechukou,yigeweihuhuangjiayanmiandexishengpin。

eryuanshen,zheigezuimeiyoujiazhi、zuiwuzuqingzhongdebahuangzi,jiushineigezuiwanmeidejipin。

“zhenshi......haoyigefucizixiao,xiongyoudigonga。”

yexuandeyanshen,congzuichudemangran,zhujianbiandebingleng、ruili,rutongzangzaiqiaozhongdejueshixiongqi,kaishixianlufengmang。

yuanshensile,siyuyuanquhekuxing。

erta,laiziershiyishijidejingsuanshiyexuan,jiuzhanquechao,querdaizhi。

在接受完记忆之后。

tadeyishikaishimohu,yanqiandejingxiangyechuxianlezhongying。

shixueguoduo,shangshiguozhong......

tanengqingxidiganjuedao,zijideshengminglizhengzaifeisuliushi。

gangchuanyueguolai,jiuyaozaisiyicima?

开什么国际玩笑!

zheijushentideyuanzhurenyijinggoubiequle,takebuxianggangjieshoujiubuqihouchen。

不甘心!

我绝不甘心!

jiuzaitadeyishijijiangchenruheiandezuihouyike。

【jiancedaosuzhuqianglieqiushengyizhi......】

【shenjiqiandaoxitongzhengzaibangding......】

【绑定成功!】

yidaobinglengde、buhanrenheganqingdedianziyin,tuwudizaitanaohaishenchuxiangqi。

系统?

yexuanjingshenyizhen,jihushibennengdizhuazhulezheigenjiumingdaocao。

【gongxisuzhubangdingchenggong,huodexinshoudalibaoyifen,shifoulijiqiandao?】

“qiandao!like!mashang!”

yexuanzaixinzhongfengkuangpaoxiao。

【签到成功!】

【gongxisuzhuhuodeshenjijiangli——shenjiyishu!】

【shenjiyishu:shengsiren,roubaigu。cishijian,jiangwurenhebingtongnengkunraosuzhu,yiwurenheshangshinengnandaosuzhu。】

【gongxisuzhuhuodexinshoufuli——shangshishunjianhuifu(yicixing)!】

yigupangdadexinxiliushunjianyongruyexuandenaohai,wushuguanyuyaoli、bingli、zhenjiu、tuina、waikeshoushudezhishi,fangfotayushengjulaiyiban,shenkediluoyinzaitadelinghunshenchu。

tashenzhiganjue,zhiyaojitayigenyinzhen,tajiunengrangyigetanhuanshinianderenzhongxinzhanqilai。

danyanxia,zuizhongyaodeshineigehuifushangshidejihui!

“shiyong!likeshiyongshangshihuifu!”

yexuanhaobuyouyudixiadalezhiling。

zhilingxiadadeshunjian,yigunuanliu,rutongchuchundeyangguang,shunjiancongtadexinzangchuyongchu,xunsuliubiansizhibaihai。

neishiyizhongnanyiyanyudeshushigan。

tanengqingxidi“kan”dao,zijibeihouneixiefanjuandepirou,zhengzaiyirouyankejiandesudu***、yuhe。

duanliedegugezaizidongguiwei,fachu“kaka”deqingxiang。

ganhedejingmaibeizhongxinziyang,kujiedeqixuezaicichongying。

yuanbensixinliefeidetengtong,zhengzaibeiyizhongsusumamadeyangyisuoqudai。

buguoduanduanshijigehuxideshijian。

yexuanganjuezijifangfozhonghuoxinsheng。

tashizhehuodongleyixiashoujiao,chulehaiyouxiexujiangyingzhiwai,zaiwurenhetonggan。

tashenzhinengganjuedao,zheijushentidedizi,sihudouzaizheigunuanliudeziyangxia,biandebizhiqianqiangjianlebushao,buzaishineigezoujibuludouhuichuandebingyangzile。

chuleqiufushangneidapianganhede、chumujingxindexueji,yijishentidexuruoganwai,tashenshangdeshang,yijinghaolegeqiqibaba。

yexuanhuanhuancongbinglengdemaocaoduishangzuoleqilai,dongzuojianzaiwusihaozhise。

taditoukanlekanzijideshuangshou,baixixiuzhang,gujiefenming,queyunhanzheyiguqiansuoweiyoudelilianggan。

tadezuijiao,huanhuangouqiyimobinglengdehudu。

很好。

非常好。

shenjiyishu......

zheijianzhishiweitazheiju“bingruo”deshentiliangshendingzuodeshenji。

youleta,tazuidadeduanbanbeibuqi,tazuiwanmeideweizhuangyedeyiweixi。

tayirankeyishineigezaiwairenyanzhong,shouwufujizhili、suishikenengbingsidebahuangzi。

sheiyounengxiangdao,zheifuchanruodepinangzhixia,yinzangzheyigezuyidianfuqiankundelinghun,heyishuangnenggouzhangkongshengsideshou?

taizi,yunguifei......

nimenyiwei,bawodarutianlao,wojiusidingleme?

你们错了。

youxi,xianzaicaiganggangkaishi。

wobujinyaohuozhecongzheilizouchuqu,haiyaorangnimen,weizijidesuozuosuowei,fuchuqianbei、wanbeidedaijia!

yexuandemuguang,chuanguoneixiaxiaodetianchuang,wangxianglewaimianneipianhuimengmengdetian。

yanshenshensuiruyuan,shajilinran。