第3章 怼晕后娘

xushijuezhexuwushichenmodeyouxiejiule,xuyixuanjiangmuguangkanxiangbaifangzailuohantapangdeyipenshanhubaijian,xiaoyingyinggantandao:“aiya,erniangfanglidebaijianqiaozhehaoshengpiaoliang,paxizhilaoduoyinziba。youqizheishanhubaijian,hongtongtongdizheshixiqidehenna。wojidewoniangqinfangli,yeyouzheimeyizhushanhubaijianni。”

“!!”xuwushizhongyubianlelianse,yinzangzaikuandayixiuxiadeyoushoujinwochengquan,chechuyimohenshimianqiangdexiaorong,“dajieerruoshixihuanzheishanhubaijian,yihuierwobianrangsunmamaqinzisongdaonifangli。zhiyushenjiejieneixiepeijia,yizhijiucunfangzaikufangli,hui,huitouworangrenzhenglihaole,yeyibingjinisongguoqu。”

“wojiuzhidaoerniangzuixixianliangle,laidelushangningpailaijiewodineipozi,yigejingerdikuazanninglaizhe。”xuyixuanmanyidichaozhexuwushifulefushen,suihouzhuanshenzhunbeiliqu。

zhishizaitaijiaomaiguomenjiandeneiyishunjian,xushiyouxiangdaoleshenme,xuyixuanceguoshenkanxiangzuozailuohantashangdexuwushi,lengbudingmaochuyiju:“duileernianga,laidilushangneigeyizhikuaningxianliangdepozi,shoujiaoerhaoxiangyoudianmebuganjing。qianjitianhaitoutouwangwochidechashuilifangyaofenfen,haishuoxiningrangtazheimezuode。ernianglamexianliang,dingshibuhuizuoneiduanzijuesundeshier。wobazheipozijiujiaojiningle,ningkeyidingyaojiwozuozhua。”

shuoba,xuyixuanzouchulehuiketing。gezheneidanbodezhubianshamenlian,haowuyiwaiditingdaolitouchuanlaiyizhenjinghusheng:neixuwushiyishiqijigongxin,jingranyunjueleguoqu。

xuyixuanzuijiaoweiweiyiqiao,meiyandaizhemingxianxiaoyi:“huiba,zheiyiluzhouchelaodunde,kebudehaoshengxieshangyixie。”

“zhuzishuodeshini。”yipang,yizhihuzhelianrenzhexiaodebaijiganmangshangqianyibu,fuhedao。

zhikexi,xuyixuanxiangyaohaoshengxiexixiexiduobanmeixi。bijingqiaozheshichen,taneizhadiexucifukuaixiachaohuifule。zheibu,xuyixuancaihuidaoxuwushirangrenshoushichulaipiaoxiangyuanmeiduojiu,xucifubiannuqichongchongdichonglejinlai。

“xuyixuan,nizheibuxiaonv!zenganqiyunnidemu(qin)……”

xucifujinwuhou,mengyitaitoubianzhuangjianletaneiyuanpeixushenshidepaiwei,shenxingmingxianyidun。

“ni,ni……”xucifudunledun,“nizenjiangshenshidepaiweifangzheili?”

“jinhuanjianguodiedieer。”xuyixuanchongzhexucifuxinglegechangli,suihoumanyouyoudiwendao,“fangcaidiedieerjinwushishuojinhuanjiangmuqinqiyunle?”

xucifukanleyiyanjiubaifangzaixuyixuanshencedepaiwei,lianshangdegangayishanerguo。

erzheishi,xuyixuanshenbiandeyidengdayahuanbailujinwuhuibingdao:“huilaoyexiaojie,sunmamasonglaineihongshanhubaijian。”

“rangtajinlaiba。”xuyixuanqianxiaodikanxiangxucifu,jiandandijieshidao,“fangcainverqujianerniang,qiaozhetawulidehongshanhubaijiantingxiqide。erniangbianjiangzheihongshanhubaijiansongjinverdangleneijianmianli。nverjideaniangneijiazhuangli,haoxiangyeyouzheimeyipenhongshanhubaijian,huitouzhenghaocougeshuang。ninshuolie,diedieer?”

sunmamajinwushiqiaqiaotingdaoxuyixuanzheibangenxucifujieshi,chadianbizidoujiqiwaile。zhisuoyihaoqiaobuqiaodiganshangxucifuzhengfanushiteyijiangzheihongshanhubaijiansonglai,wufeixiangancuocuodizaishangyiboyanyao,huoshangjiaoyou。

谁曾想……

haishixuyixuanqigaoyizhao,xianxiashouweiqiangle。