“xiaohuozimen，jintianxinxiandeshicaidaole，womenyoulianggexiaoshichulitamen。”laobanzhangnazhecaidaoshuaileyigedaohua，zaicicharuyaojiandedaoqiao。
hengdaohecaidaoguayuyaojian，wushiwukeshuominglelaobanzhangdeshenfen，huaxiamieyaomolianmengershiqijundulituaneryingdechuishibanbanzhang。
laobanzhangzhihui10gerenkaishibanyunjintiandeshicai，qianxiandezhandouyijingchengbushangzhanzhengle，gengxiangshiyichangmanshixiaoyandezangli。
“xubanzhang，xinrenlaile。“
yigekuiwudenanren，daizheyigeduiliezoudaolechuishibanqian。
”niandaomingzidechulie。“
”zhangyida，hanxun，fangwen。”
“是”三人应声出列
hanxuncishichongmanchongmanlebuan，zuoweichuanyuezhe，zaizheichongmanzhanzhengdeshijieshenghuole18nian，jintiantayetaruzhanzhengdenitanzhong。
“xubanzhang，zheishinimenbanderen，ninjieshouhao，woganzhequxiayigebanni。”
“wutian，nishiqiaobuqiwolaoxushiba，zenmecaifenpeiwomeneryingchuishiban3geren。eryingderenyeyou700ren，shituanzuodejiaqiangying。”
“nixiaozishibushishoulebierendehaochu，guangpingwomenbanshijigerenfuzeeryinghouqinyijinghenchilide。jintianyaoshibujichugeshuofa，wolaoxudecaidaodiyigebudaying。”
xulaobanzhangbachuyaojiandecaidao，daoyouxinzou，caidaozaixulaobanzhangdeshouzhongxuanzhuan，sanfachusisidaoqi。
wulianzhangkanlekanshenhoudeduilie，lazhexulaobanzhangdaoleyigejiaoluo，jifenzhongguohou。laobanzhangmeiyoulegangcaideshaqitengtengde，fanershiduoleyisiluomo。
wulianzhanglingzherenqianwanxiayigeban，jintianyaobazheipixinbingdanzidoufenpeixiaqu。qianxianrenyuanyuelaiyuechijinle，jiuganggangdeeryingzaoshangyuanbenhaiyou700rendejiaqiangying，yudaolegebulinzhongxingbuluo，zhandouturuqilaidebaofa，zhenggeyingdoubeidasanle，taochulaidezhiyoubailairen。
shangwangcanzhong，zheiyeshizheicifenpeirenyuanzhiyousangedeyuanyin，ruoshifangzaiguowang，meicidefenpeixinbingdoushijiejin20lairen。
”zhangyida，hanxun，fangwen。jinruchuishibanduilie。“
”是”
hanxunjinsuierrendebufazailaobanzhangdeminglingxia，jinruchuishibandeduiwu。
hanxunshiyigelaizilanxingdechuanyuezhe，linghundaizheqianshidejiyijiangshengdaolezheigeshijie。zheigeshijiedehuafengheqianshiyouduoshaoyouxiebutong。
yuanbencunzaichuanshuo，manhua，dianyingdeguaiwu，zaizheigeshijiebuzaishichuanshuo，shijiegedichuxianlejudadeheimen，fangfoyigejudadeheidongyiban。
heidongzhizhong，zouchuzhiyouxiaoshuocaicunzaideguaiwu：gebulin
“hanxun，zhangyida，fangwenzheishinimenjiexialai2xiaoshiderenwu，xuewanzhei10xiangdetudou。”
“meiyouwancheng，wojiuqingnimenchidacan。fuzhongpao30gongli。”laobanzhangliezuiyixiao，fangfoshizaishuozhejimaosuanpidexiaoshi。
“shi”sanrenfangfoxiangdaolemeiyouwanchenghoudehouguo，zheishengshiranglaobanzhangduoshaoganshoudaoletamendejuexin。
hanxuntaochuleyaojiandedabaobei，biputongrendayihaodecaidao。zheibacaidaokebuyiban，zheishizoulejiujiudehoumencainengnadaode。
zijidejiujiushizhenggetuandehouqinyingzhang，danxinzijiyudaoweixian，liyonglezijidetequanjizijikaigexiaoguazheishixiangdangfuheluoji。
zheibadayihaodecaidaohunheleqilintiehexuanlingkuang。zheibadaobujinkeyizuocaihaikeyizhanshagebulin。
hanxunnaqitudouxiangshangpaoqu，shouzhongdedahaocaidaozaihanxundeqianyinxia，tudouzaikongzhongwanchengletuopibingqiezhunquediaorubojizhong。
“lihaiaxiongdi，zheidaoshuadezheimeliu，shizuohuofudeminga。”zhangyidakandaohanxunshenhuqishendedaoji，fangfoxiangkandaoleyiweiqipa。
hanxuntingdaozheihua，meitouweiya，shajiaozuohuofudeming，nizheihenbuhuishuohua。
”hanxiong，nizheishoucaidaoyoudiandongxia。“
fangwenyebeihanxunzheiyishoudaofazhenjingle，xuexiaochuanshouzuiduodedoushijianfahedaofa，bijingshishangzhanchangshadi，sheihuibacaidaolianderucichushenruhua。
zicongdezhizijiyaoshangzhanchanghou，hanxunmeitiankuliancaidao，wuta，hanxuntahenpasi。
shangyibeizi，tabaozheshenshendeyuannianzaigongzuozhongfubao007zhongliqu，weicengxiangshouqingsemeihaodeaiqing，weicengjiehunshengzi，weicengweirenfumu。
daizhetaiduotaiduodeyihanlaidaolexinshijie，zaizheigechongmanzhanzhengdeshijie。zhiyaozheichangzhanzhengdayingle，hanxunjiuzhunbeihuiquzhaoyigenvpengyou。
nikenengwufaxiangxiang，hanxunzhiqianjiududexunlianxueyuanquanbudoushinantongxue，zheiyangxiangzhezhanzhenglailinqiantangelianaidexiangfapomiele。
quanbudoushijiroudahan，ruoshizhinanershang，lianaiqilai，zheihuafengzuozhejundouganxie。
“xunge，zheili5xiangtudoujiubaituonile。”zhangyidabadishangdeliangxiangtudouzaicibandaomianqian。
fangwenshifenmoqiyebanlaileliangxiang。
“讯哥，永远滴神”
“zhei，，，nimenshizhunbeirangwoleisi”
“yihounijiushiwomendage，jinriwomenjiudijiebai。”zhangyidacongzijidekoudaizhongtaochulesangenhuazi。
准备插在土豆上。
“bainigetou，nimenshixian10xiangdetudoubugounimenxueshiba。”
laobanzhangquerfufan，yanshenxionghen，chouchuzhangyidashouzhongdehuazi。
，，，，，，，，，
qianfangzhanshiyuefadechijin，ziconghanxunsanrenlaidaolechuishibanyijingguoquleyigeyuele。
“banzhang，zanmendeliangshizhinengchisantianle，bujizaibulai，zanmenyaodachuggle”zhangyidayaokoushouzhongdehongluobu，kanzhecangkuzhongdeshiwuchubeimanhuaidanxindeshuodao。
“danfanzhangyidanishaochidian，zanmenchuishibanyebuyongbeizhezhenggetuanlichizuiduodebanminghao”laobanzhangheizhelianshoutiejincaidaojiyubadao。
“woqu，sheifangpi，taitmchoule。”
“wodetian，nandaoshigebulinduiwomentoufangleshenghuawuqima”
yiguqichoujinrudajiadebiqiang
zhongrenxunzhezheiguchouweilaidaodehouchu，zhongrenxinzhongturanduochuleyigehuangdandexiangfa，mofeiyourenzaizhufen。
dakaihouchudamen，dahuokandaohanxunyilianweixiaodebayikuaikuaiheihuhudedongxifangruguozhong。
“xunge，shiwoduibuqini，shiwotainengchidaozhizanmendeshiwuduanque，danshiniyebunengchifena。”
“hanxun，nibubiruci，zanmendeliangshihainengzhichishutian，yaochiyeshishutianzhihouzaichi。”laobanzhangyuzhongxinzhang，hanxunguoranshigehaohaizi，weiledajiajuranlianfenganchi。
“woshizaizuoyidaocai，jiaozuochoudoufu，jueduihaochide”hanxunnazheheihuhudedoufu，zhanshizaizhongrendemianqian。
zheinengshidoufu？zheiheihuhu，yinghuhudenengjiaozuodoufu？zhenggechuishibanderenfangfoturanmingbaile，hanxunshixiangzhaotaijiexia。
“对，是豆腐。”
chuishibanderenzhengqihuayi，hanxunshouzhongnazhedebuzaishifen，ershizhenzhengdedoufu。
hanxunzhidaotamenhaishibuxin，neinimensheiyuanyichangshangyikou。
顿时人人脸色大变
“zuijinweibuhao，yishenggaosuwozhinengchiruanfan。”
“nikenengbuzhidao，jiuzaiganggangwoxikongqiyixibaole”
“taipangle，zuijindejianfei”
gezhongqiqiguaiguaideliyoubujueyuer
“zhangyida，niguolai”hanxunlaochuleyikuaiganggangzhahaodechoudoufu，dijizhangyida。
zhangyidadebiaoqingcongyuanlaidehuangkong，daokandaochoudoufuhoudejuewang，zaidaozuihouderenming。
“干了，奥利给”
zhangyidayikouxiaqu，yigushenmideweidaocongshejianshangzhankai，yuanlaifendeweidaoshizheimedehaochi。
“再给我来一个”
zhangyidazaiciyikouchixiayikuaichoudoufu，qizhongdemeiwei，renbuzhubiqileyanjing。zheiqizhongziwei，zhiyouchiguochoudoufuderencainengzhidao。
“zhei，zhangyidamobushishilezhi”
“zheizhendeshidoufu，zhishijinglilediaoweiliaodetezhi”hanxunshuozhenaqiyikuaichileqilai。
chuishibandedahuozaihanxundeshuofuxia，zhongyuguqileyongqi，chixialeyikou
suihouweizhifengkuang，suiranchourufenbian，danshichiqilaizheshixiang。
hanxundechuyishixiangdangdebucuo，gezhongxinqidecaishidounengtongguohanxundeshouzhongzuochulai。duanduandeyigeyue，hanxunzaichuishibanzhongdediweijinciyuxulaobanzhang。
hanxunweichuanyuezhiqian，zijideshouyijiuyouliangxiazi，chuanyuezhihou，weilebushangqianxian，xialeshizudegongfubazijidechuyitishengdaoledingji。
tiankongturanandanlexialai，
“轰”
shandianzaiyuncengzhizhongpaoxiao，judadeheidonghuyinhuxian。
suoyoukandaozheigeheidongderendouhuiyiqinaohaizuibuyuanyixiangqidehuiyi。
neiyitianheidongjianglin，wushudegebulinkaishiruqin
“该死，是黑洞”
“zenmekeneng，zhanxianhoufangzenmekenenghuiyouheidong，bukeneng，bukeneng”
heidongzhujianningshi，yichanglaiziyishijiedebaoyuyunhandalianglinglideyushui，weizhanchanglakailexumu。
hanxunnengganshoudaocongrenqunzhongsanfadekongju，juewang。
qiheideyuncengzhong，yitiaojudadeweibaruoyinruoxian，
“嗷”
longyindeshengyin，judadelongshouzaiyuncengzhongzhanluchulai。
“是龙”
“yuanlailongdechuanshuozhendecunzai”
zhongrenhaizaijinghuzhishi，yizhibilonghaiyaojudadeshouchuxian
longshifendejidan，tuchuletaotianjuyan，hongjizaijushouzhishang
“ququshijiefaze，yeganheshenlingzuodui”
shengyinhuangruoxuwu，sihulaiziyaoyuandedifang
cishidejulongfangfodingzaiyuanweizhizhong，meiyouganggangdewudizhizi
jushouqingeryijudenaniezhujulong
“嘭”
julongyingshengerbao，julonghuazuoguangmangxiaosanzaixukongzhizhong。
zheigeshijiejiujingshizenmele，juranhaiyou”shen“，hanxunzhenjingzhongbiantingdaolelaizilaobanzhangdemingling。
“quantidouyou，shoudaozuixindemingling，naqizhuangbeizhunbeiyingdi，dirensuozaifangweishiwomendehoufang，xindeheidongdanshengzhihouhuiyouyuanyuanbuduandegebulin，womenderenwushijinkenenghuoxiaqu，dengdaijiuyuan。”
”是“
muqiankeyigongkaideqingbao：
shibingdouhuiyou2basuishendejundao，jundaofenbieshiyouqilintiehexuanlingkuangdazao，nenggouduigebulinzaochengshanghaidedao。erchuishibandeshibingdedierbapeidaozhinengshicaidao，zheizhongcaidaoyinweizhiyongyuzuocaiyongtu，suoyimeiyoujiaruxuanlingkuang。