第1章
longguogonglihuachennian，8yue17ri。
longdoujichang，jingjiexianwai，zhanmanleren，gegemiansebeitong，shensefenkai。
suizheyishengshenghongming，yuanchugaokongzhong，jiujiazhanjihusongdeboyin99chuxianzaizhongrendeshiye，zuihouhuanhuanjiangluozaijichang。
kuaguotianxianzuozhandelongdouqinwei，longguozuijingruidewangpaishi87shi，tongyitiannei，xishengqidazhanjiang。
qidazhanjiangjunchuzixiaojia！
suizheaileshengxiangqi，congboyinkejizhongyuguanzouchulaiqimingshenzheliyifuzhuangdejunren，gegepengzheerchiyicundehongqimuhe，shangmiangaizheguoqi。
cike，zaichangqunzhongdeqingxushunjianbeidianran，kaishiqilesaodong。
“longguobukeqi，kuatianxian，shaguangtamen！”
“87shihaoyangde，shengzidangcongjun，jinzhongbaoguo！”
“yinghunhuigui，guojiabuhuiwangjinimen！”
yishengshengfennugaohu，yigegeqixuenahan，zhenggejichangxianxieshikong。
“haizimen，huijiale！”
jichang，xiaojiajiazhuxiaocheng，zuozailunyishang，shenquzhandou，hunzhuodeleishuizaiyankuanglidazhuan，wangzheneiyipaimuqifanghe，xinzhongrutongwanjianchuanxin。
shenhouyigeshenchuanheiseyiqun，daizhemojingdenvzigengshiqibuchengsheng，shenxingyaoyaoyuzhui。
xiaoyizenmeyejieshoubule，tongyitianshijian，yilianshiquleqiweigege。
yishijian，xiaojiadetiantale！
阴谋，天大的阴谋！
“xiaojiazhujieai，diguofangmianyijingfachushierdaofantianling，shiyaochamingyuanyin，haixiaojiayigegongdao！”
fuzejiaojiedejiankangjiangxingdelaozhe，shenxingtingba，ningzhongdao，humuzhongyunhanleiguanghebeifen。
“翻天令？”
xiaochengweiweidongrong，shensekuse，fantianlingshididouzuigaojibiedezhuishasousuoling，yisijiushibatianfanguolai，yeyaochachumuhouzhenxiong，erqieyilianfachuleshierdao，kejian，didouduiyuxiaojiananerdezhansiyouduomekanzhong。
“fantianling，nengrangwodeqiweigegefuhuome？”
xiaoyiwadeyishengkuchushenglai，zaiyekongzhibuzhuzijibeishangdeqingxu，erxiaojiazhongjiajuan，gegesuguo，beiqieyichang，
“yier！”xiaochengyongjinzuihoudeliqihechizhunver，ranhouwangxiangjiangxinglaozhe：“xiaojiaerlangweiguojuanqu，sideqisuo，woxiaojiaweiqizihao！”
baifarensongheifaren，erqieyisongjiushiqige，duansonglexiaojiaquanbudexiwang，xiaochengcike，haiyourucijuewuhepinde，rangjiangxinglaozhejingpeierzunzhong。
“敬礼！”
suizhelaojiangjundeyishengsihou，suixingdejunrenqishuashuadechongxiaochengjinglebiaozhundejunli，gegemiansebeitong，yanhanleiguang，tamendoushiheqidazhanjiangchushengrusidezhanyou，zhiyoutamenzhidao，qidazhanjiangsidedaodiyouduomecanlie。
“huijiale，huijiale。”
xiaochengnannan，guojiabuhuifangrenbuguan，keshixiaojiadebeitonghaixuyaotamenzijilaichengren。
anzhaoguiding，qidazhanjiangxisheng，guojiaxuyaobatamenanfangzailieshilingyuan，gongshirenjidian，keshixiaochengqueshiqingqiurangtadaiqizihuiguigutu，bingruxiaojiazufen。
噗——
yizhonghaoche，huanhuanlikaijichang，lushang，xiaochengzaiyekongzhibuzhuzijibeitongdexinjing，zhijiepenchuyikouxianxue。
sangexiaoshidelucheng，chelianghenkuaidejiudaolelongquanshixiaojiafudi。
tingwenxiaoxi，xiaojiazaoyijingweimanleren。
“haizia，nimenzhongyuhuilaile，wuwu......”
xiaojiazhumuzhanzhanweiwei，zhuzheguaizhang，zaiyizhongnvjuandechanfuxia，yingjieleshanglai，youshiyifushangxinyujue，hutianqiangdidehuamian。
kexi，xiaojiaqizi，suiranyousizichengjia，queshimeiyouliuxiayinanbannv，congciduanlexianghuo。
chulexiaochenglaoyeziyiwai，ruguofeiyaoshuohaiyounanding，neijiushizhanzaixiaoyishenhou，yigekanqilai，daidaishashadejiahuole。
tajiaolimuyang，xiaojiadeshangmennvxu，xiaoyidelaogong。
“老婆，我饿！”
kandaozheimeduorenhutianqiangdi，daidaishashadelimuyang，queshizaixiaoyideshenhou，qieqiedechelechetadeyijiao，xiaoshengshuodao，yitianle，tahaimeiyouchifan。
“滚！”
xiaoyinuji，yibatuikaimuyang，doushenmeshihoule，zijizheigexinhunzhiyeturanbianshadelaogongjingranhainaozheshuoe，rangtagengshixinzhongbeiliang，nanshouerjuewang。
buguo，meiyourenheshaziyibanjianshi，henkuaiyourensaijilimuyangyipinghahanai，rangtaheqilai。
“laosanjiadexifuni？tameiyoulai？”
laoyezixiaochenghaozhuan，saoshizheyanqiandezhongnv，queshibujianlaosanxiaotianbindexifumoqinghua。
tingdaolaosandexifu，xiaoyihezaichangdejiweisaozilianshangjunluchufennudeshense。
“binzia，nizenmeshuozoujiuzoulea，nizoulewozenmebana，wuwu......”
zheishi，menwaichuanlaiaihao，yigenongzhuangyanmodenvrenaihaozhezoulejinlai。
nongzhuangyanmo，fuzhuangxianyan，ganhaobudiaolei。
虚伪，太虚伪了。
kandaozheiyimu，xiaojiazhongrenbuyoudeluchufennudeshense。
gengrangzhongrenfennudeshi，zaimoqinghuadeshenhouhaigenzheyigeyoutoufenmiandejiahuo。
longquanshidehujiadegongzi，mingjiaohuan，buxuewushu，wuebuzuo，xiaojiaqilangzaishi，wenyahujiayitou，wulunshijingji，zhanli，renmai，douburuxiaojia，buguo，cirenzaigouyinnvrenfangmianyouyitao，lianxiaojiadexifudougouyindaoleshou，erqieduitasixintadi。
“laosanxifu，nizhenshiwuchi，tianbinshigumohan，jiutangzaineili，nijingranrucidaban，haigongranbazheigechushengdaidaojialilai，nidaodixiangzuoshenme？”
xiaochengkandaozheiyimu，qidehunshenduosuo，zhizhetapokoudama。
“ke，laoyezi，bieshengqi，qidashangshena，qigeerziquansile，nizaiyougesanzhangliangduan，nimenxiaojiakezhenshiyaosijuelea，hahaha。”
huanhahadaxiaodao，muguanggengshibutingdezaixiaoyihaiyoulingwaijiweisaozideshenshangdaliangzhe，muguanghuore。
“ni......ni......”
xiaochengqideliansetonghong，zhizhecirenshuobuchuhualai。
“畜生，你找死！”
xiaoyishuangmutonghong，sishenghouzhe，taiquandaoheidaibaduandetashilihenqiang，erhuabushuo，lingkongyijiao，duizhecirendenaodaijiutileguoqu。
速度，快，狠，准。
zhishixiangbudao，zheigehuanqueshishenzangbulu，buzhidaotayongdeshenmezhaoshu，dashouqingqingyibai，xiaoyijingranyixiazishuaidaozaidi。
“老婆！”
limuyangsuiransha，buguo，yezhidaoxiaoyiduitahenhao，yushidajiaozhechongleguoqu，queshibeihuanyibazhangjichoufei，zuijiaoliuxue，fangunzaidi。
“ruguofangzaiyiqian，benshaokandaonijiuzou，xianzainichengleshazi，haixiangyingxiongjiumei？heng。”
cirenwangzhelimuyangbuxiedehengdao。
“ou，ou......”
benlaizaineilizhuangmozuoyangdelaosanxifumoqinghua，turanoutuqilai。
“moqinghua，sanditianbinjinliangnianmogui，nizenmekenengyoufanying？”
shenweiguolairendedasaochengsu，wangzhemoqinghuabuyoudezhoumeihedao。
“shenmefanying，wozhishichilebugaichidedongxieryi，nibuyaohushuobadao。”
moqinghuayanzhongshanguoyizhenhuangluandeshense，jimangbianjiedao。
“wuchidenvren，zaozhidaonixingweibujian，xiangbudaonijingranwuchidaozheizhongdibu，daizhejianfulaibaijizijidezhangfu，kankannideduzi，yinggaiyousangeyueleba。”
chengsuliansetieqing，yishuangtaohuameimoudengzhemoqinghuahedao。
zheiyishenghe，dunshi，bazhongrendemuguangxiyinleguoqu，zhijianzheigenvrenqipaoxia，neixiaofuguoranweiweiguqi。
“ni......hushuo，zuijinwozhishichipangleeryi。”
qingmohuazheixiashichedidehuangle，xiayishidewuzhezijidexiaofubianjiezhe，cidiwuyinsanbailiang。
“ni......wuchi！”
jiazhuxiaochengdunshiqijigongxin，zaicidepenchuyikouxianxue。
“hahaha，haoba，jirannimendouzhidaole，womenyebuyongzhuangle，bucuo，qinghuaxianzaijiushiwodenvren，erqiehaihuailebenshaodezhong，sheirangxiaotianbinneigefeiwubuhuilai，nvrenshixuyaoanweidebushime？chengsu，xiaoyi，nimenjigenvrenruguoyuanyidehua，woyekeyishouxia，bijingyigenvrenmeiyounanrenkeshihennanshoude，chengsu，nimenyebuyongshouhuoguale，haiyouni，xiaoyi，meitianshouzheyigeshazi，kongpaziweiyebuhaoshouba，tanengjinikuailema，nengmanzunima？hahaha......”
“畜生，无耻！”
“我要杀了你！”
cirenzizizhuxin，wuchiderangrentoupifama，chengsu，xiaoyihaiyoulingwailiangweisaozizaiyeshoubulele，qiqidexiangzhehuangongqu。
“砰砰，砰砰！”
kexi，xiaojiasuiranshiwudaoshijia，buguo，xiaoyitamendeshiligenbenbushicirendeduishou，sanliangxiajiubeihuanjidadao。
“xiangbudaojingranhaishizhanjiangjibiedeshili，buguo，yezhishichuji，erqieshizhanjiangzhongzuidijideneizhong——”
cike，meiyourenzhuyidao，yuanbendaidaishashadelimuyang，yanshenqueshijiweiqingming，wangzhehuanqingqingyaotou。
jiuzaigangcai，zijibeitadaleyibazhang，zuijiaodexianxueliudaolebozishangdeyupeizhong，yiwaidejiekailezijidefengyin。
bucuo，limuyangbenshijuedinggaoshou，zhoutianjingchuqijingjiedeshili，dangnianhexiaojialianyin，qishishixiaojiagaopanle，zhibuguo，xiaojiameiyourenzhidaolimuyanghuigongfu，yinwei，zaijiehundedangwan，limuyangbuzhizenme，jiuturanbianchengleshazi，jingjieqixiquanwu。