第2章 来来来,杀了我

bufanchenzuomengle,mengdaozijichengweilexiushi,bingqiecaizhebaojianzaikongzhongfeixing。

动作潇洒,帅气!

xiamiandeyixienvxiushidashengjianjiao,manyanchongbaikanzheziji。

bufanchenxinliyizhenshushuang。

“砰砰砰……”

yizhenjuliezamenshengjingxinglebufanchen。

bufanchenyixiazizuoleqilai,wangzhezijizheijianloudefangjian,dunshianmayisheng:“gaisidedifang!”

“开门!”

zamenshenghenxiang,sihuyaobabufanchenzheijianloudexiaowojichaileside。

“谁啊!”

bufanchenmeihaoqideyingleyisheng,xuanjiqishenkaimen。

menwaizhanzheyiqunnanzi,tamendouchuanzhebaisezhangshan,yanshenxionghendekanzheziji。

bufanchenbeiheleyitiao,shanxiaodao:“jiweige,wozenmeredaonimenle!”

“jiutemenijiaobufanchena?”

bufanchenhuidao:“woshia!”

“jiushita,yaogenzanmenzongzhushuangxiu,dasita!”

weishoudeqingnianhuitoudaheyisheng。

wenyan,bufanchenmingbaile。

liuxianyuezhangdeneimepiaoliang,youshixiuweigaoshendezongzhu,zheiqunrenzeshitademidi。

tingshuotayaogenzijishuangxiu,zheiquntiangoumenshoubulele,xiangyaoshoushiziji。

bufanchentingzhileshenzi,jiranshiyinweiliuxianyueerlaide,neijiuhaobanle。

“你给我滚出来!”

bufanchenturanyibazhangshanleguoqu。

taituranle,neiweiqingnianyileng,xuanjixinshenyidong,zhenyuanzhijiejiangbufanchendeshoubeibaoguoleqilai,rangtawufaluoxialai。

“nihaixiangdawo,zhenshibuzhisihuo!”shilinningxiaoyisheng,shouzhangzhuazhubufanchendegebo。

gangyaoyongli,bufanchendeshengyinxiangleqilai:“lailailai,youzhongjiubawodegebobaiduanle!”

“niyiweiwobugan?ququfanren……”

“fannizuzong,laozijijiangyaogennimenzongzhushuangxiu,zhunimenzongzhutupodujiejing,ruguowoneilichuxianlewenti,nimenyigedouchibuledouzhezou!”

shilinyileng,turanjuedebufanchenshuodehaoyoudaoli。

ruguobunengshoushita,neizijidengrenguolaiganshenme?

好特码蠢啊!

“songkaiwo!”bufanchenhedao。

shilinhengleyisheng:“dengniconghuoyankuchulai,womenbidingdaduannidegoutui!”

“呵!”

bufanchenlengxiaoyisheng,shouzhangtaiqi,zaicizhunbeishantaerguang。

“小子,你找死!”

shilinzaicikongzhibufanchen。

bufanchenshuodao:“jintianni,wojiuyaozoujigeren,ruguoburangwozoudehua,woxinqingjiubuhao,woxinqingbuhao,wojiubuxianghuole。woyaoshisile,nimenzongzhujiuwufatupodujiejing,nimenzongzhuyinweinimenwufatupodujiejing,jieguohuiruhe!”

shilinlianpangchouchuleyixia,ganjuetashuodehaoyoudaoli。

“现在,松开我!”

shilinyaozheyasongkailebufanchen。

bufanchentaiqishouzhang,kanlekanshilin,jianqimeiyoudongzhenyuandeyisi。

bufanchenyierguangshanlexiaqu。

danshi,shilinnaodaiyiwai,shanduoleguoqu。

“zenme?buxiangrangwoda?neijiurangwosiba!”bufanchenbatoushenleguoqu:“lailailai,shalewo!”

“你……你……”

shilinbeiqidehunshenzhiduosuo,taconglaidoumeiyoujianguozheime**deren。

“bushaa,bushadehua,neijiulaolaoshishirangwoshanerguang!”

shilinliansezhanghong,zheishibeiqide。

bufanchenyibazhangshanleguoqu,zheicishilinmeiduo。

他害怕步凡尘去死。

bufanchenxinlizheigeshuanga,daxiushiyuanlaishizheizhongganjue。

“让你跟我装逼!”

“啪!”

“……”

“rangnixiangzouwo,haidabudale!”

“啪!”

“……”

“zainiubia,benshaojiusuanshiroutifantaiyezhaoyangnengshannizuibazi!”

“啪!”

“……”

“zhangdezheimechouhaiganchulai!”

“啪!”

“……”

“nizhibuzhidao,benshaohaimeiyouchifan,nixianzaichuxianzaiwomianqian,yihuierwozenmechidexiaqufan?”

“啪!”

“……”

beirenshanerguangyijinggouchirude,danbeishanerguangdetongshihaiyaozaoshoubufanchendewuru。

shilinetoushangqingjinbaoqi,henbudemashangshalebufanchen。

“够了!”

jianbufanchenyuedayuelaijing,tazhongyurenbuzhule。

bufanchenbeiheleyitiao,lianlianhoutuihaojibu。

danxiaodexingwei,rangzheiqunrengengjiabuchile。

“ni……nijiwodengzhe……zou!”

“dengdeng,worangnimenzoulema?”

bufanchenjianqizhendebugandongziji,tadunshixiaole。

muguangzairenqunzhongyisaoerguo。

danfanbeitakandaoderen,quanbudoudaotuiyibu。

shilinshenweizhujijingdoukuaibeidachengzhutoule,tamenzheiqunlianzhujijingdoubudaodexiaojiahuonaliganduodai。

“quanbudoujiwodunxia!”

bufanchenshuowanjianmeirendongdan,tazhijieduizhedashupaoqu,naodaizaiqian,kanyangzishizhunbeizhuangsiziji。

shilinbeiheleyitiao,xianzaitakebunengsia。

jimangshizhanzhenyuanbaohubufanchen。

“行,我们蹲下!”

shilinyaozhehoucaoyashuodao。

ranhou,taxiandunxia,ranhouzairangqitarendunxia。

bufanchendunshideyileqilai,yongzijixingmingweixiebierendeganjueshizhendeshuanga。

zuotiandebiequ,xianzaibaochoule。

bufanchenwanquanyifuxiaorendezhideyangzi。

……

dangxiaoyuezouguolaideshihou,tazhenggerendoujingdaile。

yishilinweishou,tamenquanbudouzaiwatiaozhe。

erbufanchenzeshizuozaishitoushang,liandadaima。

xiaoyuemeitouyizhou,hedao:“nimenzaiganshenmeni?”

shilinkandaoxiaoyue,yanleidoukuaichulaile,rengxiayiju:“bufanchen,nijiwomendengzhe,cichoububaofeijunzi!”

说完,撒腿就跑!

其他人也一哄而散。

xiaoyuewendao:“bugongzi,tamenzaizuoshenme?”

“meiganshenme,tamenzhishizaiduanlianshenti!”

xiaoyuemeitouzhouqi,daoyemeiyouduoshuoshenme。

ershinachuyikeyaowandijibufanchen:“zheikedanyaomingweipigudan,chiletanikeyiyigeyuebuyongchifan!”

“干什么?”

xiaoyuexiaozheshuodao:“bugongziwangjilema?jintianwomenyaoquhuoyankua!”

wenyan,zhiqiandechangkuaidunshixiaoshidewuyingwuzong。

tadishengwendao:“kebukeyiwandianqu?”

xiaoyueyaoyaotou:“bukeyide,bixujintianqu。”dunledun,tajixushuodao:“bugongzi,niyebuyonghaipa,niyouhuolingzhubaohu,huoyankudezhenhuoshangbudaonide,zhishi……”

“zhishishenme?”bufanchenjishengdao。

xiaoyueqingxiaodao:“zhishihuiganjuedaoyixietengtongde!”

“我……”

“走吧!”

xiaoyueshoubeiyihui,bufanchendeshentibuyouzizhufeileqilai。

tadeshenxingyidong,duizhehoushanfeiqu。