第4章 乐子人来也

likaiyiyuanhou,yangchenjinbengdeshenjingcaifangsongxialai。

tagangcaidexinqingjiuxiangshizuoguoshancheyiyang,yibosanzhe。

“zheidoushenmeshia……”tatanlekouqi,zhijuedewuyujile,“wohaizhenyiweiyaoquzuolaole。”

yuanzhujichengdechenguangzhongyaochang,haochengbainianjiazuqiye,xiamianhaiyoujigemendian,kanshangqushifenfengguang,danneiqishidoushihuwairende。

suoweidezhongyaochangbingbushineizhongzhandihenguangdedaqiye,erzhishijianbudabuxiaodezuofangeryi,sancenglou,jigepaibian,jiulianyuangongdouzhiyouyiwei。

“buguozheiyeshimeibanfadeshi。”yangchenzhetengleyishangwu,youleiyoue,suibianzhaolegedifangchifan,xinlizexiangzhedianpudeshi,“zheigeshijiejiushizheiyang,zhongyaoyijingmeiluo,shoudaoxiyaodaji,jibenchuyuwurenwenjindedibu。”

yuanzhunianjiqingqing,xiangyaoweichibenjiujiannandejiazuchanye,caidaqilewaizhuyi。

yangchenshoutoubenlaiyouyiqianpingdalishenyou。

zheixiedoushigenjuxitongsongdepeifang,youtazijideyaochangshengchanchulaide。

danxuyaozhengzhengyiwanping,cainenghuodexiangyingjifen,jixuchouquxindezhongyaobaojianpinpeifang。

可问题来了。

zairenrendoubukanhaozhongyaodeqingkuangxia,genbenmeirengoumai!

yangchenquzhaoleshuxidejingxiaoshang,keduifangbushishizidakaikouyaoletianjiadanbaofei,jiushigenbenbujituijianweizhi,yangchenzhinengfangzaizijijigemendian**mai。

kejiusuanzheiyang,yegenbenwurenwenjin。

zuihouyangchenzhinengkailezhibo,zaizhibojianmailituixiao,zhongyumaichuquleyiping,jiushiwanghaomaideneiping。

zhaozheizhongxiaolv,bieshuoyiwanpingle,jiulianshoutoushangshengdedoubuzhidaoyaomaidaohounianmayuequ。

chiwanfan,yangchenyuexiangyuexinfan。

haoburongyimaichuyipinghaiyudaolezheimeduoshiqing。

tazhinengxiwangzijigangcaidadeguanggaoyouyong,zhenyouguanzhonglaoyeganxingqu。

huidaodianli,yangchenzhenglilexiazhiqianyuanzhudedongxi,taxinliyuefafanmen,denglebantianyemeiyougukeshangmen,tagancuidakaidouyindasuanjixuzhibomaihuo。

yikaizhibojian,limianshunjianyongjinlehaojiqianren!

“woca,zheishizahuishi?gaibuhuishijincuofangjianleba?”yangchenmengle,zheihaoshiyuanzhude,zhiyoukelianbabadeshijigefensi,talianzhejitianzhibo,yezhizhanglegeweishudefensi。

zheishi,danmuquekaishigundongqilai。

——【hahaha,kandaole,zhenshiyanglaoban!】

——【shayanglaobana?zheiweishiguxilazhangguannangenzhishen!haibuguixiaketou。】

——【yiyewuliuqibacilangyijingluowule,xianzailiuxingyiyeyici,yicibantian。】

——【yanglaobandebiaoqinghaodaia,mengmengde,tagujishibeizheimeduorenhedaole。】

——【queshi,zhiqianzheizhibojiancaishijige,zheishiyaohongdejiezou。】

wangyoumenzaizhibojianliliaoderehuochaotian,kaibobudaoliangfenzhong,youjinlailehaojiqianren,xianzaiyangchendezhibojianrenshuyijingpowan,haiyouchixushangshengdequshi。

zheipotiandeliuliangrangyangchenhuiguoshenlai。

tajimangxunwendao:“geweiguanzhonglaoye,xiexienimenlaiwodezhibojian,danzheishizahuishia?nimenshinalilaide?”

——【hahahanibuzhidaowanghaodeshipinzaiwangshanghuolema?】

——【dui,shierxiaoshizuanshiqiangbudaodewangge,xianzaishiwangshangregengle。】

——【nisouyixiajiunengkandao。】

yangchenjimangsousuoleqilai。

qishiyebuyongzenmesou,shuruguanjianci,shaoweishualeyixiajiuchuxianlehaojigeshipin,qizhongzuihuodeyouliangduan,yiduanshitabeijizhecaifangdeshipin。

lingyiduanshihoulaiyangchenzouhou,jizhecaifangwanghaode。

huamianzhong,wanghaoyifushencaifeiyangdeyangzi,duizhejingtounachulezijishengxiadebanpingshenyou,shenmixixidishuo:“meicuo,jiushizheidongxi,jizhuadalishenyou!”

“wozuotianzhishisuibianmailepingshishi,benlaimeibaoshaxiwang,jieguoa!haha,jieguowozhijiebazijijiganjinyiyuanliqule。”

zheiduanshipinjizhehaizuolejianji,bazhiqiantatangzaibingchuangshangyizhuqingtiandeyangziheyishengdejieshidoujianlejinqu!

duanduansishimiaodeshipin,bofangliangyijingyoulebashiwan!

——【yanglaoban,wojinishuashiduohua,nigaosuwozheishibushichaozuo?】

——【hahahahaiyongwen,naliyouzheimelihaidebaojianyaoa,yikanjiushibaipaieryi。】

——【woyejuede,buguozheigejubenxiedezhenyouyisi,haha,zheishimofangzhenshishijianguyipaideba。】

——【ai,wobaijidongle,zhenyiweiyoushenyao。】

——【nishaa,zhongyaozheiwanyierjiushipianrende!kendingshichaozuo。】

mianduizhewangyoumendezhiyi,yangchenfeidanmeiyoujinghuang,fanerxingfenqilai。

zheikeshigetiandadehaojihui。

benlaizhongyibaojianpinjiubeirenkanbuqi,xianzaiganghaochenjijieshiqingchu。

youbuxinderenyemeishi,heihongyeshihongma!

“dajiayouhuaiyishizhengchangde,danwoyaoshuoming,shipinbushichaozuohebaipai。”yangchennachuleyipingshenyou,fangzailejingtouqian,“jintianwoqueshibeimaozishushujiaodaoleyiyuan,taheyishengdounengzuozheng,wanggequeshiyinweishiyongbudang,chadianbei,keke,nimendongde。”

“danzheiyezhengminglechanpindexiaoguo,shidi,jizhubunengduoa,jiunengchixuzhishaobanxiaoshiyishang。”

“wojintianbahuafangzaizheili,sheicongwoshoushangmailedalishenyoumeiyongde,zhijieshibeipeichang!woyongjiutuichuzhibojie!”

yangchenzheifanhuakeshifazifeifude,yincixiandegewaizhencheng。

erqiezheidongxibingbugui,henduorendouyouxieyidong。

——【zheiyangba,womaiyipingshishi,yanglaobannizijishuode,meiyongshibeipeichanga。】

——【neiwomaiwuping,hahaha,zhenmeiyongwobujiufale?】

——【ai,wogangcaidadianhuaquwenle,renjiayishengquedingbushibaipai,shizhenyouzheihuishi。】

——【woqu,zhishilaikanlezimeixiangdaogaodaozhendele?】

——【woyelailiangpingba,shishijiushishi。】

——【我也要。】

——【wohetamenbuyiyang,woguimishiwanghaolaopo,tatuijianwolaide!laoban,jiwolaiwuping,womenjigejiemeidouyao。】

wangyoumenkandaozheimeduorenmai,yuanlaihaizaiguanwangderenyejiarulegouwudajun。

bujinruci,suizhewanghaodeshipinbeigengduorenguankan,yuelaiyueduodewangyoujinruleyangchendezhibojian。

yangchenlikekaitonglegouwuzhitongche,takandaobushiyourengoumai,xinzhongshunjiangaoxingjile。

guoran,liuliangcaishiwangdao!

zhiqiantafeiliyaoheleneimejiu,haiburujintianyigewulongshijianmaideduo!