“陛下，怎么了？”
shangguanwanerchayanguanse，qingshengwendao，houzhongdeliuhaizhezhuleshangguanwanerdabangeetou，buguoqixiumeidelianpang，jingzhidewuguan，queshirangshangguanwanerxiandegengjiawenrou！
ruguoshuonvdishipinjisichen，diweilinran，
neishangguanwaner，bianshilinjiaxiaomei，wenwenerwan！
doushiqianjiaobaimeiqingchengqingguozhise，danshiqueyoujieranxiangfan，yourushuihuoliangzhongtian，yinweishangguanwaneryidiandoubu“bing”！
“wufang，diqing，zhenweinianpaidezheichufudi，nikehaimanyi？”
nvdizaishangguanwanerdechanfuzhixia，huanhuanzouxialongnian，danshimuguangyijiuhaizaisichudaliang，
gangcaineidaoshengyinmomingjianzaitanaohaidangzhongxiangqi，erqiehaixianglezuzuliangci，nvdijuebuhuitingcuo，
zhibuguozheishengyindaodishiherenfachu，weiheyoujinjinzhiyouzhenyirennenggoutingjian？
“duoxiebixiaendian，chenshouzhiyoukui！”direnjiezaidugongshenbaidao！
direnjienianqingshicanjiadatangkeju，yimingjingju，suiranshizaidifangweiguan，danshiyechediduanlianchulaidirenjiedenengli，yinciyededaoledatangchengxiangyanlibendetuijian！
jinniandong，direnjieshengrendalisiqing，
erzheiyichudazhaizibianshinvditecijidirenjiede！
nvdibailebaishou，danxinsiqueyiranfangzaigangcaideguiyishijiandangzhong，
conggangcaishuohuazhirendeyuqilaikan，sihutabingbuzhidaozhennenggoutingdaotasuoshuozhihua！
zhentingdaodeyinggaishishuohuazhirendexinsheng……
这就有意思了！
erqiecongneirongshangfenxi，neishuohuazhirensihujiushidifuzhiren！
jiranshidifuzhirendehua，neipaichafanweidunshibiansuoxiaohenduo，zheiweinvdidemuguangdunshijianxiangyanqiandirenjiedaliangerqu！
yunvdishixianxiangpeng，direnjielianmangdixianaodai，chenshengshuodao：“chengongyingbixiajinfu！”
nvdiweiweidiandiantou，muguangyikai，ruoshuogangcaineidaoshengyinshidirenjiexinzhongsuoxiangdehua，neinvdishiwanfenbuxiangxinde，
bijingruciyigeganchen，erqiehaishitayishouwajuechulai，youzenmehuizaixinzhongrucifeibangtani？
ranerjiuzainvdigangzhunbeimaibuxiangdifuzouqudeshihou，neidaoshengyindunshijianzaiduxiangqi！
【woqu，zheinvdipiaoliangshipiaoliang，zenmefanyingyoudianman？buhuizheimenianqingjiudelelaonianchidaiba？】
【buguohaihao，zongsuanshinenggouhuifuqule，daoshihounizheiwumeiniangsuibianzhaowogeliaodoumeishier，fanzhengbiedaraowoshuijuejiuhao！】
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咔！
nvdiganggangmaishangdifudamentaijiedejiaobudunshijianyidun，
suihouzhuanguotoulai，wangxiangyizhizaipangbianzhuanglaoshi，danxinzhongyizhikaixiaochatucaodedipingan！
cike，nvdidemuguanghenhendexiangdipingankanleguolai！
xiaozi，ruguozhenmeiyoucaicuodehua，gangcaifeibangzhendejiushiniba！
竟然敢说朕反应慢，
敢说朕老年痴呆……
suiranyouxiebumingbailaonianchidaidejutihanyi，danshijincongzimianshangtingjiuzhidaoshishenmeyisile，
可恶，朕哪里老了？
haiyou，jingganchenghuzhenweiwumeiniang，
meinianglianggeziyeshinixiaozinengjiaode！
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“糟糕……”
yanjiannvdidemuguangxiangdipinganzhuanqu，direnjiedunshianhuyishengzaogao，
tazheigedidibenlaijiulansandeyaoming，jinriruguobushiweilezhouquandifuliyi，direnjieyagenbuxiangbadipinganjijiaoguolai，
yinweidipinganlansandexingzi，henyoukenengchufannvdi！
gangcaidirenjieyizhixuanzheyikexin，haoburongyijiandaonvdijinfu，direnjiedouyijingfangxiaxinlaile，
danshiquewanwanmeiyouxiangdao，pinganzheijiahuojingranzhendebeinvdizhuyidaole！
“qibingbixia，cinaichendeerdi，dipingan，weirenlaoshidunhou，xinggeyouxie……pinganhaibukuaixiangbixiajianli！”
direnjielianmangkaikoushuodao，zhibuguobenxiangshuodipinganxinggelansan，zhishinayoudanggegezheimeshuozijiadidide！
dipingancikeyeyouxiemengbi，direnjieyitixing，dipinganzheicaizaidugongshenduiwuzetianxingli：“caomindipingan，jianguobixia！”
direnjieshidatangdalisiqing，jiuqingzhiyi，keweishichaotingzhongchen，dandipinganshenwubandianguanzhi，youmeiyougongmingzaishen，jiuzhinengshigecaominle！
dipingansuiranzaijianli，danshixinzhongtucaokeshijielianbuduan！
【zheinvdishamaobinga，mingmingdouyijingjinqule，turanyoukanwogansha！】
【kanwo，haikanwo，zaikanwoxinbuxinbanichidiao！】
dipinganxinzhongraoyouxingqudexiangzheshangyishimoujuraoyouxingqudeguanggaoci！
danshineiyizhangshuailianshangqueshilaolaoshishi，gonggongjingjing！
dipinganhedirenjiesuishuoshiqinxiongdi，danxiongdilianggeyangmaoquekeyishuodeshangshijieranxiangfan，direnjiedafubianbian，dequehenyouguanxiang！
erdipinganzeshishengaoqichiyouyu，yangmaojunqiao，shencaijiaojian，
buguokexideshi，dijialiangweigongzidefengpingquewanquanxiangfan，
youzheyishenshuaiqiyangmaodedipingantiantianhunchidengsi，xianyutangping！
danshidafubianbiandedirenjiequeshishisuohanjiandeqicainengchen！
……
nvdibanqilianlai，kanzhemianqianlaolaoshishidedipingan，danxinzhongqueshinuhuoyongdong，
haojiahuo，nvdizhijiehaojiahuo！
“yaobushizhennenggoutingdaonidexinsheng，kongpazhenhaizhenbeinizheilaoshideyangzijipianle！”
nvdixinzhongzhennu，suiranjianguanlechaotangzhishangdeneixieeryuwozha，danshiyanxiadipingandebiaoxianhaishishuaxinlenvdidesanguan！
yigerenzenmenenggouwuchidaozheizhongdibu，
biaomianshangduizhengonggongjingjing，danshiandilijingranxiangchiwo！
可恶！
kanzhenbuzhinigedabujingzhizui！
danshisuiji，nvdijiulengzhule，dipingandequefanyoudabujingzhizui，danshiquemeiyourenhezhengju，
zongbunengshuozhennenggoutingjiantadexinsheng，bianjidipingandingzuiba，zheibushizhiluweimama？
zaizhe，dalisiqingdirenjiejiuzaizheili，zheishixiangdangyuquanguorenminfayuanyuanzhangdeweizi，erqiehaishidipingantage……
【haikanwogansha？wolianshangyouhuaa，ganjinjinqushuozhengshiera！】
【buguohuashuonvdipangbiandezheigexiaogongnvdaoshitingjunqiaode，yaoshinengquhuilaizuoxifuerjiuhaole！】
dipinganlianshangyijiulaolaoshishide，danxinzhongtucaobuting！
buguozheiyicidipinganshuodedaoshixinlihua，bijingshangguanwanerkanqilaijiushineizhonghenwenshunhenwenrou，kanzhejiuxiangjiaorenquhuilaidangxifuerdeneizhong！
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