第5章
男生408寝室。
chenlingyihuilaijiutangzaichuangshangfadai，yizhenggexiawudoumeiyoudongjing。
“zheijiahuo，bushuijueyebushuashipin，buhuihaizaiweifenshoudeshiqingnanguoba？”
张涛嘀咕了一句。
zhengzaitashenpangdayouxideliuchengdanrandedao：“bijingshijiaowangleyinian，nayouneimerongyishihuai？yiqiejiaojishijianba......hei！jurangantouwota！huifanghuifanga！！”
“nilubandadeshishenmewanyier？！”
“wo#$&%......”
gangcaidedandingzhijiepofang，liuchengzhijiekaimaijiucongmakaishi，manzuiniaoyuhuaxiang。
zhangtaotingzhecier，wuyudezoukaile，laidaolechenlingchuangbian，pailepaita：“paobubu？”
陈令没应。
zhangtaochuaileyijiaotadepigu：“zhuangsini？”
chenlingdaoxiyikouliangqi，tazuoleqilai，anleanfasuandetaiyangxue：“zou。”
chuanhaoxiehou，chenlinghuranzhaohuleyixiazhangtao。
“干啥？”
chenlingwuzheetoudao：“naokuotong，wohuaiyinizaidaoquwodezhishang！”
hualuo，tahuranzhuazhuzhangtaodeshoubei，suijimengdefali，bianjiangduifangfangdao。
“wocao！nixiashouzhenhena！”
zhangtaowuzheyaodaoxiyikouliangqi。
“彼此彼此。”
陈令拍了拍手。
sheirangniyadedaofantiangang，ganchuainibabadepigu？
danaowanhou，liangrengoujiandabeidezouchulesushe。
xiaodaoshang，shibushiyourenjiangmuguangluozaichenlingshenshang，muguangguaiyi。
chenlingyijingxiguanlezheixiemuguang。
tashisuchiyannanpengyoudeshiqingyijingzaixiaoyuanlichuankaile，tiebadezhidingtiezizhijindoushita。
buguowangribierenxianmudemuguang，zaitamenfenshouhou，jiuciyanguotoule。
“zheizhongluochagandabuda？”
张涛好奇的问道。
chenlingdiantou：“tingdadeba，bijingqianyitianhaizaidajiamengzhongnvshendegongyulixiuxi，jieguodiertianjiubeishuaile，gesheibumihu？”
“nizhengaisia！juranpashanglexiaohuadechuang？！”
张涛满脸嫉妒。
chenlingdandandao：“nikewuhuile，womensuiranjiaowangleyinian，danshitaquemeirangwopeng。”
chulediyicizuijiudeyiwai。
chenlingyexiangguo，zijiyiniandefuchu，huoxujiushiweilemibuneishihoufanxiadecuoba。
liangrenlaidaolecaochang，xiawudetaiyanghaibijiaoda，yincibingmeiyoushenmeren。
buguohenqiaodeshi，chenlingqianjiaogangdao，jiuyudaoleshuren。
“you！zheibushixiaohuadezhengpainanyoume？”
yimingchuanzhelanqiufudegaodananshengzouleguolai，daizheqingtiaoxiaoyidekanzhechenling。
zhangtaomeitouyizhou：“nizheijiahuolaiganshenme？”
lijian，dasantiyusheng，xiaohuasuchiyandezhongshizhuiqiuzhezhiyi，yeshiyinweisuchiyan，chenlingjirencairenshitade。
dangshiduifangtingshuochenlingzhuidaolesuchiyan，zhijiejiuguolaizhaochale，jieguobeichenlinglianhejigeshiyouanzaidishangmocalejinbangexiaoshi。
dangran，neishihoubuzaixuexiao，buranzaojiuchumingle。
lijianmeiyoulihuizhangtao，ershikanzhechenlingdao：“tingshuonigensuchiyanfenshoule？”
chenlingyouxieyiwai：“nicongnalitingshuode？”
tamenfenshoucaibudaoliangtian，jiuyijingchuankaileme？
lijiandeyidedao：“wopengyoukeshiluxialenibeishuaideshipin。”
“......”
wenyan，chenlingyanshenweian，gujitabeishuaideshiqinghenkuaijiuhuizaitiebashangdahuoleba。
suanle，gailaidezonghuilai。
renshengwufeijiushinixiaoxiaowowoxiaoxiaoni。
“heihei，wozaojiushuoguo，nigentazhudingzoubuyuande！”
李建笑得无比开心。
chenlingdandandedao：“guannipishi！”
lijianxiaorongshoukuan，lianseyouxieyinchen：“chenling，nizaikuangshenme？buguoshibeisuchiyanpaoqideyueryi！”
chenlingtiaoletiaomei，yuqipingjingquegongjixingshizu：“nilianbiaobaidoubugan！”
yipangdezhangtaozhijiexiaolechulai，bingqieyuexiaoyuekuazhang，zhizhedishangdao：“gemen，nidemianjudiaole，gaihuigetanle！”
lijian：“......”
chenlingdehuajianzhirutongbaoji，jiangtadelantiaoshadeyiganerjing！
shia！renjiahaodaidangguosuchiyandenanpengyou，qianguotadeshou，qinguotadezui，xiangbijiaolaishuo，tazhijiewanbai！
“gundan！zaifanwo，jiuganni！”
chenlingbunaifandehuilehuishou，fangfozaiganfanrendecangying。
“ni......nijiwodengzhe！”
lijianyinuzhixianuleyixia，zhijiebeiqipaole。
zhangtaoheiheizhixiao：“zheijiahuoshangbeiziyinggaixuyuanle。”
chenlinghaoqi：“xushayuan？”
zhangtaosonglesongjian：“qiancaibei，buguohuoxugongdebugou，zhideyiban，「jian」debuxing。”
chenling：“......”
liangrenreshenwanhoukaishipaobu。
yexushixinqingbuhao，chenlingdesuduhenkuai，qianmianliangquanzhangtaohainenggendeshang，danshihoumianjiuyoudiannanshoule。
“卧槽！嗑药了？”
zhangtaohaodaishixiaoduide，tilishimeideshuode，danshitajuranzhuibushangchenling。
paolejinbangexiaoshi，chenlingdeyifudoushitoule，tawulidetangzaizuqiuchangcaopingshang，dakoudakouchuanzheqi。
“woshuo，xiageyuedexiaoyunhuinikeyigan5000mile，jueduinengnajiang。”
zhangtaonazheliangpingshuizouleguolai，zuozaichenlingshenpang。
chenlingyanjingkanzhetiankong，tongkonghuansanwushen：“nishuozheigeshijieshangzhendeyouaiqingma？”
zhangtaogenzhetanglexialai，chixiaodao：“laozilianlianaidoumeitanguo，niwenwoaiqing？”
chenlingxiaolexiao，ziwenzida：“qishishiyoude，zhishizaixiangshoulianaideguochengzhong，aiqinghuizhuanhuachenglingyizhongxingshi，yuelaiyuedan，yidanjieshu，aiqingyejiuxiaoshile。”
zhangtaotanlekouqi：“nizhidaoma？ruguohuanzuoshiwoshixiaohuadenanpengyou，woyidingxianbabianyizhanwanxian，fanzhengzanbukui！”
“渣男！”
zhangtaoheiheiyixiao：“dangzhananmeishenmebuhao，faneryouhenduohaochu，biru，buyongxiangniyiyangshangxin！”
chenlinghuranzuoleqilai，dao：“nishuodedui，huoxu，womenderenshengguiji，benlaijiushixiangjiaoyicha，ranhouchaozhebutongdezhongdianerqu。”
zhangtaodengdayanjing：“woshayemeishuoa！”
chenlingzhanleqilai，dao：“ganfanqu。”
“行！”
liangrenlaidaolejiujindeshitang，gangzoujinqu，chenlingjiuyuduimianerlaideyidaoshenyingzhuangshangle。
“啊！”
“好痛！”