第1章
zaizheiyangyigewujindeqiheizhiyu，youzheyipiankongdi，zaizheizhouweimimanzhezisedexiongxiongdahuo，qizhongzhulizheyigewangzuo，ercike，yigeshaonianyongshouchengzhelian，daizheyisixiemeidexiaorongkanzhemianqianzheigemimangdeshaonv。
shaonvmimangdetanzuozaidishang，xiangyaozhanqilaiqueyoushuangtuiwuli，yangwangwangzuoshangdeshaonian，queyouyizhongmomingdekongjubutingcongneixinyongchu，xianglaizijiyeshiyinweihaipacaishidezijilianzhanqilaidouhenkunnanba。
shaonvhaoburongyiguqileyisiyongqicainengxiangshaonianxunwenqilai：“qingwen！nishisheia？zheiliyoushinali？woweishenmehuizaizheili？”
shaoniandezuijiaogoulechuweiweidehudu，qizhongdaizhejifenquwei，kanzhezheimingshaonv，kaikoudao：“benzuoma？mowang，tingshuoguoma？”
“ha？”shaonvbukesiyidekanzhezheiweishaonian，yanzhongtouzhexiangshikan**yiyangdemuguangkanzheshaonian。“nipabushixiaoshuomanhuakanduoleba！”
shaonianbunufanxiaodao：“haha！shima？zhicunzaiyuxiaoshuomanhuazhizhonga。yejiushishuo，nizhisuoyihuikeqiubenzuodechongxing，yezhibuguoshiyinweixianmudegushiliderenma？”
“ei？”jingshaonianzheimeyitixing，shaonvhuoranjianxiangqi，zijihaoxiangjiushizaishuijuedeshihoukanzaiyibenmingjiao《woyumowangdarendexiehou》demanhua，yejiushishuozijishizaizuomengma？
“kanlaishizheiyangle。”shaonianyanzhongfanzheyimoziguang，yebuzhishibushiwangzuoliangpangfushoushangdeziseshuijingsuodaoyingdeguangmang，danshiquerangshaonvzhenqieganshoudaolelaizishenyuanzhongdehanyi，jiuxiangzijibeikantouleyiban。
shishishangzhibuguoshishaonianshiyongleduxinshu，zheirangshaonvganjuejiexialaikenenghuiyoushenmebuhaodeshiqinghuifasheng。
“nijiaoyunmenglianba。shibushihenxianmugushizhongdenvzhujiao？youzhetitiedeshouhuzheba，jiaruzainibeineixieebatongxueqifudeshihou，yenengyouyigeshouhuzhebangniyiba，rangnirouruodeneixinganshouyisiwennuan，nihuijuedehenxingfuba。”shaonvlingtingzheshaoniandeshushuo，xinlipengpengzhitiao，danshi，quebingbushilianai，ershikongju，yizhongmomingdekongju。
erzheifenkongju，gengshiyinweishaoniandeyimoxiaoyiergengxianchangkuangqilai。
“buguoniquexiangcuole。mowang！kebushishenmeshanliangzhibei，woyebuhuijiyunirenhedebihu，ernijiangwozhaohuanlaidedaijiazhiyouyige！neijiushichengweiwodenuli，yigeguaiqiaotinghuadexiaochongwu！jincieryi！lai，yuwodijieqiyueba！”yanba，shaonianqingqinghuidongshouzhi。
“ei？bushi”shaonvjingyazhiyu，quefajuezijideshentijingranlingkongfeileqilai，jiuzheiyangzhizhidefeidaoleshaonianshenqian。
“weiwei！niniduiwozuoleshenme？zuoleshenme！”kanzhemianqiandeshaonian，shaonvbuyoujinzhangqilai。tajingkongdefaxianzijilianshoujiaodoubutingshihuanle，genglingrenhaixiudeshizijishenshanghaichuanzheyicengbobodeshuiyini，nengzhezhuyidianfengguangyebingbushihenduoa。
zaijiashangshaonianchi·luoluodemuguang，shaonvxiufenbuyi，danshiyoubujinxiangdaolezhiqianshaonianshuozijihaoxiangguaiqiaotinghuadechongwu？neibushitaxiangganshenmejiukeyiganshenmele！！！yushiganjinjinzhangqilaibingjinggaoqishaonianlai：“wogaosunia！ninibiexiangzheduiwozuoshenme！wowohuijiaodee！”
“zaiwodemozhuazhizhonghaibushirenyoubenzuoweisuoyuwei？nijiuguaiguaidengzhezhuchongqiyuedejianliba！”
shuozhe，shaoniankongzhishaonvhuanhuanfeixiangleziji。yebuzhidaoshibushishaonianguyide，fanzhengshaonvmanlianxiuhong，yanshenzhongdaizhejinghuang，shenzhikeyiganjueshaoniandehuxidouqingxidepaidazaizijilianshang。
“ninini！nijiujingxiangganshenme！kuaifangkaiwo！kuaifangkaiwoa！”
shaonianyebuguanzheiwuyiyidekoutoujinggao，zhijiewenzaileshaonv**dexiangchunshang，shaonvsuizhengzhaquewuxiao，neiyanjiaodaizheweiweijingyingdeleizhu，keaiyourerenlianxi，danyanqianzheimowangquesihubudongdezheiwenyazhiju，rangshaonvganjueweiquyounanshou。
zheikeshizijidechuwena！jiuzheimebumingbubaidejirennazoule！
xiangzhe，zheiweiqudeleishuijiuyouruxingheyibanhuaguo，yidileicongebianluoxia。
buguoweiqumeiyouliqu，queyoulelingyizhongqimiaodeganjue，ganjuedaozijixiongkourerede，haosiyouwuxiandeyuwangyiban，xiangyaokeqiushenme，danshiyouhaoxiangyoushenmedongxiyaofuchuyiyang。
bujiubianganjuehoulongliyoushenmedongxi，manmandexiangzuizhongrudong，zuihoubeishaonianxiruzuizhong。
shaonianzheicaitingzhilezijideyifancubao，songkaileshaonv，zhiliuchunshangdewenredangzuoshuangfangjiewenguohoudezhengming。
“hehe，qiyueyijingjiexiale，congjinyihounibianshibenzuodechongwule，qingxingba！manmanganshouyixiaba！”shaoniancikeaiyilianxiaoyi，ershaonvquehenbudejiangzheizhangxiaoliansidiao！
“wopei！jingranjiuzheiyangduozoulewodechuwen！pei！wozhounibeihuojinghuasantiansanye！”
“hehe！shenweichongwunijingranhaizuzhouzhuren，kanlaiqiyuehaimeiyouwanquanqizuoyonga，buguokuaile，nengganshoudaoba？xinzhongduibenzuodebushe，zheishoujiaodaoyeshihentinghuaa，yijingkaishileyo。”
shaonianyonghuanmandeyuqisushuozhe，ershaonvyejingkongdefaxianzijineibutingshihuandeshoujiao，xianzaineishuangshoujiaojiuxiangbazhuayudechushouyiyanggengjiayaojindechanraoyushaoniandeyao，jiuxiangyaoheshaonianrongweiyitiyiyang。
gengjiabukesiyideshi，zijixinzhongjingranyouleyisibuxianglikaishaoniandeyuwang！neizhongbushe，neizhongqingsu
“hehe！qiyuekaishishengxiaolea！hahahaha！”shaoniankanzheshaonvshengwukelianyouchuchukeliandeyangzibujindaxiaoqilai，buguoyebingmeiyoudasuanjiangshaonvzenmele，bijingmowangyebuxihanzheiyigepiaoliangnvren，suoyizhengyaorangshaonvtingshoudeshihou，turanxiongkouyire，jinjiezheshaonvzaiyihuangyanjianbianxiaoshile。
shaonvzhengkaihuanghudeshuangyan，jiandaoshuxidefangjianbaishe，zuoqishenzi，neiyishenfenhongbantoumingdeshazhishuiyixianluerchu，yimochunguangzhaxiequewurenxinshang，shaonvchiyileyixia，molemozijideshenzi，ganjuehaoxiangmeishenmeyichang，bujinsongleyikouqi。
“hu~！xingkuizheishiyichangmenga，haihao！keshijishishizaimengzhongchuwenyemeilezheisuanbusuanni？aiya~！haofana！”
shaonvxiangdaojiuganjuexiusebukan，naqizhentouduizhexiaochuangjiushiyidunbaochui，jiuxianggexiaonvshengyiyang。zaifa·xieleliangxiazhihougengshizhuyidaozijizhenbiandemanhua，zheizhengshijiangshuzheshaonvyumowangxiehoudemanhua，neigushizhonglingyunmenglianxianmubuyidewenqing，xiangxiangzuowanyunmenglianjiushikanzhezheibenmanhuacaishuizhede。
kandaozheige，yunmenglianjiujuedelaiqi！zijijiushiyinweikanlezheibenmanhuacaichanshenglexianmuzhiqing，yecaizuoleneiyangdeemeng！
xianzaishaonvhenbudejiangtarengjinhuolijinghuadiao！zhikexizheishizijixiangtongxueneilijielaide，meibanfa，shaonvfenfendefangjinshubaolimian，daoxuexiaojiuhaihuiqu，zijizaiyebuyaokanjianzheixieededongxile。
zheishi，shaonvdemuqinjiaotachuquchizaocan，tacaichajuezijishuiguotoule，ganjinzhenglizijidezhuangshi，kebunengrangrenkanchuyoushenmeyichang！fouzezijideliankejiudoudiuguanglea！
keshizheizhenglizhenglizhequefaxian，zijidaizaishenshangdeyupeibujianle，yimeijingzhidezihongsehuofengyupei，suiranshiyigeburenshidegegesongjizijide，danshihenpiaoliang，yunmenglianyehenxihuande，kexitazhaolehaojiudoumeizhaodao，zhidaomuqinzaiyicicuiyunmenglianquchifan，yunmengliancaifangqilexunzhaodexiangfa，dasuandengfangxuehouzaizhaozhao。
kexileneimeyigepiaoliangdeyupeia
shaonvbuzhidaodeshi，zhengyinweineikuaiyupeizijicaideyitaotuomowangdemozhua。
ercikedeqiheizhiyuzhong，yuanbenyingjunshuaiqideshaoniancikewuzhexiongkouxiandehentongku，ergenyuanzhengshicongyunmenglianneilixiqulaiyonglaijianlizhunuqiyuedejingxue。
buguoshaonianmeixiangdaodeshi，shaonvjingrannenghuidaoxianshizhizhong，erzheijingxuezhizhong，jingcunzaizheyimeijingzhidefangruoyizhihuofengdezihongseyupei，gengrangrenjuedejingyadeshizheimeiyupeijingrandaizhezheidijingxuezhengxiangzhechongwushiyuefangxiangzhuanhua！zheiyaoshichenggongleneizijibujiubianchengleneigeshaonvdechongwule！
wodamowangzennengbianchengbierendechongwu？
shaonianjilizuzhi，qitujiangzheidijingxuebichu。keshiyixiangtuqi，zheidijingxuejingranjiangzijilingyuzhongdeshenyuanyanhuoxishoudiaobingyonglaidikang，shaonianganjinjianglingyuzhizhongdehuoyanyazhizhu，keshizheidijingxuequeshunjianzhuanhuachenglechongwuqiyue
少年瞬间气得吐血！
这不按照套路来啊！
zenmenenggourangzheidijingxueshunjianjiubianchenglechongwuqiyuea！
de！zheixiazijituotuodebianchengneigeshaonvdechongwule！
shaonianwojinquantouhenbudeshaleyunmenglian，zheihaohaodeshouyigexiaochongwuzenmejieguohaifanzhebianchenglechongwu！womowangshenmeshihoushouguocidengquru？！！！
xianzaijiuquxianshizhizhongzhaodaota！ranhouxiangbanfajiangzhuchongqiyuejiechudiaoei？zenmehuishi？zhuchongqiyueyehaizai！
yejiushishuozijibujinshizheigeshaonvdechongwu！erqiezheigeshaonvhaishizijidechongwu？！！
少年：
shaonianwuyua！zheiyupeibushikengrendeba？