bucuo,yikaikoujiuzhanjudaodezhigaodian,yaoshihuanchengyibanrenhaizhenwuhuakeshuo,danzhangchengquebupa,tayoudeshishuoci:
“e,zhaonizheimeshuo,nianjidajiushizhangbei,neinizenmebuqingyizhiwangbahuilaigongqilaidangzhangbeini?”
“neiwanyierhuodejiu,suibianzhaolaiyizhi,dounenghuojibaisui,kebinihouyuandeneiweilaozuzonggengshihedangzuzongle。”
“hahahahaha。。。”
zhangchengdehualuo,yuanzilidezhuhujiuquandoudaxiaoleqilai,dahuideqifenyixiajiuluanle。
“doubizui,sheidoubuxuxiao,zheishihenyansudeshiqing,nimendouxiaoshenme?”
jianxianchangqifenluanle,yizhonghailimajiuchuyanwendingdahuicixu。
jiezhejiushinalidoubunengshaoletadeliuhaizhong,yegenzhehandao:
“dui,buzhunxiao,youshenmehaoxiaode!”
yanbuguijianyizhonghaiheliuhaizhongdoukailekou,yeganjingenzhekaikourangdajiaanjingbuxuxiao。
dantazuishangsuiranshuozhebuxuxiao,dantaneiyabuzhudezuijiaoqueshichumaileta,taqishiyehenhuanle。
“xiaoshenmexiao,nimenyanlihaiyouwomensangedayema,doujiwobizui,sheizaixiao,jiufanimensaoyuanziyigeyue!”
zhongyu,zaisangedayededanyaxia,zhongrenhaoburongyizhizhulexiaosheng,yizhonghaiheizheliandao:
“zhangcheng,nitaibuxianghuale,lianzuijibendezunlaoaiyounidouzuobudao,neiwomenzheigedayuankerongbuxiani。。。”
jianyizhonghaihaishituqiongjianbile,zhangchengyebuguanzheta,daduantadehuadao:
“zeze,haodadeweifenga!”
“zhidaode,nishiyuanlideyidaye,buzhidaode,haiyiweinichenglezanmennanluoguxiangdejiedaobanzhurenleni!”
“lai,nijidajiahuoshuoshuo,niyigeguanshidayeyoushenmequanliburangzhuhuzhuzaizheili?”
jianzhangchenghaigandingzui,yizhonghaiyeshiqihutule,shunkoujiushuodao:
“zenmejiumeiquanlile?”
“nizheimebuhequn,buzunzhongzhangbei,wanquanjiushidayuanlideyikelaoshushi,womenwanquankeyitongguoquanyuantoupiao,jiangniganchuzheigedayuan!”
shuodaozhei,zhangchengyelaileqile,huoranzhanqishenlai,shenshouzhizhezuozaishangshoudesanweidayedao:
“nimensanerqiaoqiaonimendedexing,nimenshishenmerena?”
“zhibuguoshijiedaoxuanchulaide,fuzediaojielinlijiufendedayeeryi,nimenjiunazhejimaodanglingjianle?”
“lianjiedaobanhegongansuodezhiquan,nimendouyaoqiangguoqule?”
“a,shisheijinimendedanzi?”
“nikankannimen,piquanlimeiyou,jiangzijizhengdegengeguanlaoyeyiyang,haizhengzhangbaxianzhuozaizheili,xiangsantanghuishenyiyangdegaogaozaishang!”
“怎么?”
“haixiangtuoliqunzhong,zaiyuanligaoyiyantanga!”
“haiyou,wodefangzishisichan,bieshuoshinimensangedayele,jiusuanshijiedaoban,yemeiquanlijiangwoganchuqu!”
zheihuayixiajiuchuojinleyizhonghaidefeiguanzi,zheiyeshitaweishenmeburangjiajiashangmenbipozhangcheng,ershidengzhezhangchengesideyuanyinsuozai。
zheiniantou,sichan,haizhenjiubushitanengzhishouhuajiaode。
“张诚,你闭嘴!”
“womenzheinalishishenmeyiyantang,buguoshiweilekaidahuifangbianeryi,nikebuyaoluanshuohuaa!”
“zhangchenga,nisandayekeshirenminjiaoshi,nikebunengluanshuo,baihuainisandayedemingshenga!”
yijuyiyantang,jiangsanweidayequandouhedaole。
dangran,yizhonghaiyezhishibeihedaoleeryi,buxiangliuhaizhongheyanbugui,shuohuadediqidoubuzule,tahainenglishenghezhizhangcheng,kejianyizhonghaideduanweidequeshiyaobiliangrengaodeduole。
yenanguai,dianshijuli,yizhonghainengzaisiheyuanlizuoweizuofuneimeduonianle。
danxianran,yizhonghaideliheshihebudaozhangchengde,zhangchengbinglengdezhushizheyizhonghaidao:
“zenme,beiwoshuodaotongchule,buganrangwojixushuoxiaqule?”
yizhonghaijianzhangchengbuyiburaodeyangzi,xinzhongjiuyoudianhouhuimeiyoujiangzhangchengdedimoqingchu,jiumaorankaidahuile。
danzhengsuowei,kaigongmeiyouhuitoujian,jiranzheidahuiyijingkaile,jintianjiuyidingyaojiangzhangchengyafubuke,fouzetayidayedeweixinjiujiangdangranwucun。
suoyi,yizhonghaibudongshengsedejizaiyipangkanrenaodeshazhudileyigeyanse。
zaojiuyijingbeiyizhonghaixinaobingkongzhiliyonglehaojinian,shazhuziranyixiajiukandongleyizhonghairangtachushoudeyanshen,yushizhanqishenlaijiuzhizhezhangchengmadao:
“zhangcheng,nitamadeshaojilaozipendafen,shenmeyiyantang,yidayetamenshineiyangderenma?”
“wokanyidayeshuodeyidiandoumeicuo,nijiushiyigemeijiaoyangdedongxi,lianzuijibendezunlaoaiyoudoubudong,niyepeitamadedangren!”
jianshazhuguorantiaolechulai,zhangchengkemeiguanzheta,dangjijiuduilehuiqu:
“hehe,shazhu,bierenjiaonishazhu,nijiuyiweizijizhenshale?”
“zenme,nihaizhendangnishiyizhonghaidegoua,tajiniyigeyanshenrangnichulaiyaoren,nijiutiaochulaile,yebupanatianyaodaoleshitou,jiangnideyizuigouyajibengle?”
zhangchengmadejieqi,pangrenyeshitingdejieqi,youqishibeishazhujingchangqifudexudamaodunshijiuzairenqunlihanqihaolai:
“hao,madehao,grdshazhutamadejiushiyizhonghaiyangdeyitiaogou,rangtayaosheijiuyaoshei!”
shazhuhexudamaobuduifuzheimeduonian,zirannengtingchushuohuadeshixudamao,dunshijiulailepiqimadao:
“shamao,nitamajilaozibizui,nishibushiyouxiangaidale?”
tingdaoshazhumaziji,yuanbenhaizangzairenduilichaofengshazhudexudamaoyebuzangle,gancuizhanqishenlaizhizheshazhudebizimadao:
“zenme,shazhu,beinidamaoyeyeshuozhongle,ninaoxiuchengnule,xiangdanimaoye?”
“pei,gaosuni,nimaoyebupani,youbenshinijiuxiandalezhangchengzailaizhaolaozi,laozibujiangnidachushilai,nimaoyejiubugennixing!”
zhongrenjianxudamaohuasuiranshuodeyingqi,quejianghuozhongxinyindaolezhangchengshenshang,zheisongbidebiaoxian,dunshijiangzhongrenzaicidouxiaole。
pianpianshazhuzaiqitoushangmeinengfanyingguolai,zhengyaoxiangxudamaochongguoqu,jiubeiyizhonghailanlexialaidao:
“zhuzi,zheishizaikaidahuini,nihexudamaonaoshenmenao,zhengzhudeshihaimeiwanni!”
yizhonghaidehuatixingleshazhu,shazhuzheicaixiangqi,tashizhanchulaibangyidayeshoushizhangchengde。
eryidayedetaizi,tashazhubixudebang,suoyiduizhedeyiyangyangdexudamaopeileyikou,zheicaizhuanguoshenlaizhizhezhangchengmadao:
“zhangcheng,nigegoudongxi,nizhuyejinigejihui,daoqian,niyaoshigenyidayedaoqianle,laozijintianjiufangguonibuzouni,fouze。。。”