zhibojianguanzhongzhenshihenjingya，luojiqingchu、tiaolimingque，zheishibasui?
basuiyecaizhishangsannianjiba，sannianjidexiaohaihaizaixuejiajianchengchuba?
daoboxianranyeshizhuyidaolezheigeyuzhongbutongdexiaohai，dangjijiushirangshexiangshiduopaiyixialinchen。
linchenzijinalezaocan，bianshizhunbeiquxuexiao，houmiandeshexiangxiaogelianmanggenshang。
“linchen，xianzaiquxuexiaoganma?”
“退学。”
linchendandingkanzheduifang：“ruguonipaishewanbuchengdehua，wokeyixianshangbantianxuejinipaixiasucai，ranhouzaituixue。”
shexiangxiaogerenmale：“buyongweilewoteyishangbantianxuede，niweishenmetuixue?”
“taiyouzhile，yidaqunxiaopihaizahuhude，yidiandoubugouchengshu。”
kanzheyilianzhinendelinchenrucirenzhendishuoduifangbuchengshu，shexiangxiaogezhendejizhengmengle。
zhibojianguanzhongzeshichadianxiaosi。
henkuai，daolexuexiao，linchenjinrulejiaoshi，shexiangxiaogezhanzaijiaoshizhiwai，zhijiandaolinchenyilai，zhouweidexiaonvhaidoushizhudongcouleguolai。
“linchen，dengxiayiqiwanhaobuhao?”
“没兴趣。”
“linchen，nidaowojiaquzuokehaobuhaoa。”
linchenchouchangditanlekouqi，zheiyimubeizhibojianguanzhongkandao，chadianlesi。
“haojiahuo，xiaoxiaonianjichengshoulezheigenianjibugaiyoudeyouchoushiba?”
“haha，zhenxizheigeshihou，zheijianghuishinirenshengdegaoguangshike。”
“woganjuezheigebasuixiaohai，heqiyudexiaohaibiqilaizhendehaochengshu。”
linchennazhedongxizouchujiaoshi，kanzheshexiangxiaoge：“nixianzaiyinggaizhidaowoweiheyaotuixueleba?zheixuexiaowoshiyifenzhongyedaibuxiaqule。”
摄像小哥也是在笑。
tazhijiedaolebangongshi，zhaobanzhurenyuwenlaoshi。
“你要退学?”
yuwenlaoshiyizhenjinge：“nimeikaiwanxiaobalinchen，zheizhongshiyinggairangnimamalai。”
“wokeyijinidadianhua，nihetaliao，womayijingzhidaole。”
yuwenlaoshizhoumei：“weishenmeyaotuixuea。”
“taiyouzhile，erqieyejiaobulewoshenme。”
yuwenlaoshidao：“wobuxin，wowenni，laoshidiaohelile，zheigejuzihegancuimiannixianchinage?”
linchengenkanshaziyiyangkanzhezheigenvlaoshi：“wochixi。”
噗!
zhibojianguanzhongzhijiejiushixiaopenle。
yuwenlaoshiyilianmengbi，pangbiandeshexiangxiaogexiaodebuxing，lianmangjieshidao：“shizheiyang，linchenmamacanjialeyidangqinzizongyi，suoyixuyaodanwuyixieshijian，linchengancuizheiduanshijianjiuxiuxue。”
“yuanlaishizheiyang，xing。”
chengxuzouwan，linchengenzheshexiangxiaogehuiqu。
huidaojiali，yidakaimen，zhijiandaozijimamasongqingweizaichufangmanghuo，jianzhijiushigendazhangyiyang，papazuoxiang。
linchentanlekouqi，chaochufangjinqu。
“xinglema，nifangzheba，dengayilai。”
zhibojianguanzhongsuizhejingtoukanqu，zhijiandaolinchenbabalinye，sihuzhengyaoshayu，kekanzheneitiaohuobengluantiaodeyu，zenmeyeshabule，shenzhibuganxiashou。
“xiaosiwole，zheiyoudianlipuleba，zheilianyudoubugansha?”
“mingxingdezilinenglizheimedima?”
“zheiyoudiantaikuazhangle。”
zheizhongqingkuangxia，linchenzouguoqu：“ba，fangxiaba。”
linyejiandaoerzilaile，xinxidibaozhulinchenqinleyikou：“erzi，nihuilaidezhenghao，nibazheitiaoyushale，wojinimailegao。”
linchenrenbuzhufanbaiyan：“nidangwosansuixiaohaia?”
林业乐呵呵的。
erlinchenshuliandidaishangshoutao，ranhounaqicaidao。
jiandaozheiyimu，zhibojianguanzhongsihuzhidaoyaofashengleshenmele，yigegedoushidengdayanjing。
“bushi，tailipule!basuixiaohaishayu?”
“woshizaixiangbutonglinyehesongqingweizhenggejiating，daodishisheizaizhaogushei。”
“langoubamaheyuanzhongerzi。”
“linchenhuishayu?bukenengba，basuixiaohainalidongdeshayu?”
zhibojiandanmufenfen，jieguoxiayike，linchenjiangzheiyitiaoyunachulai，ranhouyigedaobeipaizaiyunaodaishang，zhijiejiangyujipaiyun!
paiyunzhihou，zhijieshuliandijiangdaoduizhunyutou，ranhoumengdiwangxiayiya。
咔嚓!
zhenggeyutoudakai，ranhoulinchenshuangshouwozhucaidao，zhijieyongli。
zhenggeyutoujiubeiduokai，ranhouyanzheyubeiwanzhengqiekai，zhankaiyuhou，yulimiandeneizangzhilei，beilinchenqingcheshuludijitichu，yubiaoyezhaidiao。
zheiyimu，zhendezhijiekandailezhibojianlideguanzhong!
“wocao!!zheishayuyetaishulianleba?tazhendezhiyoubasui?”
“haojiahuo，zheijishuhewozaicaishichangkandaodebuxiangshangxiaa，ketazhiyoubasuia!!”
“tailipule，basuixiaohaijingrandongzheige?”
zheiyike，zhibojiandedanmushuafengle，jiangzhenggepingmudoujiyanmeile。
无数观众目瞪口呆。
daoboshili，daoyanyejingdaile。
erjingtouzaiyizhuan，zhijiandaolinchenhesongqingweizuozaishafashang，yiweizaiyiqikandianshi，youshuoyouxiao，linchenzezaichufanglimanghuo。
zheiyimu，zhijiejiangguanzhongkanmale。
“xinqinerzizhaogutanhuanzaichuangbama。”
“langoufumuheyuanzhongerzi!”
“hahaha，wozhenderenshale，nayouzheiyangdefumu?”
“buguolinchenbasuijiuhuishayu?zheishibushikuazhangleyidian。”
chufangli，shexiangxiaogejiangjingtouzhongxinduizhunlinchen。
linchenshayuwanlehou，youshikandaoyipangyongshengzizhuazhedehuoji。
“wa，taganma，tabuhuihaiyaoshajiba?”
“lipu!basuixiaohailianshajidouhui?”
“wodegemaya，woshizhenbeizhenjingle!”
“shayujiusuanle，shajiniyehui?guanjiannicaizhibasuia!”
zhibojianguanzhongdouyaojingdaile。
erlinchenshulianwubidizhuazhuzheizhiji，tayijingshitongguoxitongchouquchuleyixiezengjialiliangdedaoju，fuyonghouliliangbiandehenda，suoyienzhuyizhijibuzaihuaxia。
jihaixianggegedijiao，linchenqueshizhijieenzhuletadehoulong，jiaoshibeikunzhude，jibozizheimewangshangyiti，luchuhoulong，tajiujiaobuchulaile。
suihoulinchenkaishibamao，jiangjiboziqianmiandemaoquanjibadiao。
kanzhelinchenshuliandeshoufa，suoyouzhibojianguanzhongmudengkoudai!
“shajitayehuia!!!”
“wohuoleershiliunian，wolianjidoubuhuisha，wolianyigexiaohaidoubibuguo!”
“tiana!tazhendezhiyoubasuima?basuihuishayu，huishaji!”
“shenmebaozangerzi，woyaoshiyouzheizhongerzijiushuangle。”
erlinchenjiangjiboziqiandemaobaganjinghou，nazhecaidaozaijiboziqianmiangekai，ranhoujiangjidaoguolai，jiangjixuejiezhu。
suiranjizaipulengpulengzhengzha，danquewujiyushi。
zhibojianguanzhongyizhenwanxi。
“坤哥一路好走。”
“a~niganma~~kunkunzenmejiuzheimesile?”
“zhuyikan，zheigebasuinanhaijiaozuolinchen，tazhengshouqidaoluo，zaishaleyizhikunkun，linchenbiaoshi：yihougegexiadedanwobuchi。”
“linchenzheishoufataishulianle，wozhenbuganxiangxintacaibasui。”