第5章
“baojing？shenmeqingkuang？”suchenyileng。
yucitongshi，weishengjianmenwaituranxiangqilejiliedezamensheng！
“xiaqing！**shixiangdejiukuaidianjiwochulaigenwomenhugedaoqian！buranzheishiermeiwan！”
“gunchulai！buchulainongsini！”
虎哥？
suchenyiting，xinlidunshiyijing，neibushizheidikuaiheheyoumingdehunhuntouzima？
bobodemumenyankanjiuyaobeichuaikai！
xiangzheyanqianzheigenvhaizenmehaireshangzheizhongrenle？
xiayishiyiqiao，“ni、nishixiaqing？！”
校花夏晴？！
shengyingangluoxia，cesuomenpengdijiubeihenhenzhuaikai，siwugehuangmaolvmaoweizaitamenliangrendemianqian。
zhitingdeweishouhuangmaodao：“yo，daxiaojieganqingzhaolegenandedangdangjianpaia？”
shenbianlvmaozedao：“wei，xiaozi！shixiangdianganjingunchulai，zheinvrenjintianrelewomenhuge，daihuierkeyoutahaoshoude！”
shenhoudexiaqingsuiranxintiaojiasu，danshenqingyijiuxiandebingleng，“nimenganpengwoyigentoufa，mingtianwohuirangnimenzaizheishengjinghuobuxiaqu！”
huangmaoqingnianyiting，buxieyixiao，shuozhejiuyaodongshouquzhuaitadetoufa，yipangdesuchenxinlisuiranyouxiejinghuang，danjiandaozheiqunjiahuoyaoqifuxiaohua，dunshilailepiqi，yibazhuazhuhuangmaodeshouwan。
huangmaoyileng，dangjidao：“tamede，xiangyingxiongjiumeishiba？hao，laozijintianjiuyaodangzhetademianbanidachenggouxiong！”
shuowan，huangmaoshenhoujigeshamatejianchaoqijiahuojiuchongleshanglai！
suchentiaoletiaomeimao，xinlihuangdeyipi，zheiqunjiahuojingrandongdaozi！
danbuzhidaoweishenme，cikesuchenkandaozheiqunrenxilaidedaogun，zaitayanlijiuhaoxiangmanfangleshushibei，suchenzhuazaihuangmaoshouwandeyoushouwojin，zhitingdaokacayisheng，yishiguolaidehuangmaodunshikudiehanniang。
suchenzijidoumeixiangdao，zijijiushineimeqingqingyiwo，zen、zenmejiuduanleni？
niesuishouwanjiugenbalayizhangbaizhiyiyang......
shenbianlvmaoxiaodijiandaohuangmaodage，erhuabushuojiuqinzichaogunzidaqu。
xiaqingdunshihanchusheng：“xiaoxin！”
kesuchenxiayimiaoerhuabushuoyiquantouzhijielunguoqu，zaizhongrenyanqianjingshizhijiehongzhelemugun，suihouyingshengshengdidazailelvmaoxiaodibiliangshang！
嘭！
zheiyiquan，zhijiedadelvmaohundaozaidi。
“啊？这？”
suchenyouxiemeng，zenmezijiyiquanjiukolelvmao？
这货是纸片人吗？
guoquyifenzhong，suchenhaofawushang。
weishengjianmenqiandeguodaoshangquetangdaoleyipian！
shenhoudexiaqingyelengzaiyuandi，kanzhegangcaizheigenanshengyiquanyigeshamatedeyangzi，zheijiahuomingmingshougeboshoutuideyangzi，zenmelidaozheimezhong？
gutouduanliedekacashengjiumeitingxieguo。
suchenzheishizhongyucongjingyazhonghuanguoshen，tazhidaozijizheigeweimengxianshengfutidezhuangtaishizenmelaidele—shineikelonghushendan！
yucitongshi，jiujiumeijianxiaodidaizhexiaqingguolaidehuge，zheishilinzhekandaodailingyiqunshamatechongleguolai！
“tamade！sheiganzaiwoxiashanhudedipanshangsaye！wo......”
啪！
haibudaixiashanhubahuashuowan，suchenyibazhangchouleguoqu！
“**shei？ganda......”
啪！
zheibazhangzuzushandiaolehugeliangkedaya。
suchenzheishihouxinliyoudileya，dandandao：“xiashanhu？”
“gemen！youhuahaoshuo......”
“好说！”
啪！
又是一巴掌！
“biedaledage！wofu！”
“你服？”
啪！
suchencongmeijuedeshanrenshizheimeshuang。
“大哥，我错了！”