第6章 烧烤王子到外卖小哥

“吱。”

baofangmenhurandakai,dingkaiheliulinglingyitongzoulejinlai。

zuoweidaxuebanhua,jiusuanyijingbiyele,danrengjiushirenqundejiaodian,gangyijinmenjiuxiyinledabufentongxuedemuguang。

dingkaizhiqianjiuheliulinglingyuehaolesongtaguolai,liulinglingbanfenyouyudoumeiyou,zhijiejiudayingle。

tahenqingchudingkaizhuiqiutadeyisi,danzaijinglileshehuidedudahou,tazaojiubushineigenengbeitianyanmiyupianzoudexiaobaihuale。

xiangzhuita,dingkaiyaoshibudachuxuejici,mendoumeiyou!

danruguoqianzhendedaoweile,neishenmedouhaoshuo!

bijing,jiaoyima,niqingwoyuan!

远处。

zhangxiaodongkanzhedingkaiheliulinglingyitongjinmenhou,lianseshunjianjiuningzhongleqilai。

jinwanzhuangduzideduishou,laile!

tongxuemenkanzhebanhuajinlaihouyizhendehuanhu。

“lingling,jinianbujian,nigengpiaolianglea!”

“bukuishibanhua,napagongzuolepifudoubaoyangdeneimehao,lingling,jieshaojiwojikuanhuazhuangpinbei!”

“lingling,wodehaoguimi,kuailaizheibianzuo!”

shigeduonian,zaicitingdaotongxuemendechuipeng,liulinglingdexinyepiaoleqilai。

bijingzaigongsili,bitapiaoliangxueligaodeduolequle!genbenmeirenchuita!

“咳咳。”

zhangxiaodongkesouleyisheng,kanxiangliulinglingxiaozheshuodao:“womendebanhuazhongyulaile,woxiangxiaocaoyeyinggaikuailaileba。”

yitiqixiaocaolinfan,nvshengmendunshizhakaileguo。

“shiashia,linfanzenmehaimeilai,wochaoxiangkankantaxianzaishishenmemoyang!”

“tingshuodangnianbiyedeshihoutafangqilewaiqidezhaolan,hetajiaqinqikaishaokaodianqule,xianzaiyinggaizijidefendiandouyouleba!”

“wa,bukuishixiaocao,guoranzhangdeshuaiderenganshenmedoushunli!”

dingkailazheliulinglingzuoxia,zhuangzuobuzaiyideshuodao:“linfana,zuotianwogangyujiantani。”

zhangxiaodong,tiexiongdi!taijilile!laozizhengchouzhaobudaojihuizhuangduzini,zhenshikeshuilailesongzhentoua!

lingyibian,zhangxiaodongdelianshunjianjiuheilexialai。

**!

zheigebimingmingshilaoziyaozhuangdea!zenmetamadeneimeqiao,pianpianshiniyeyujiantale!

dingkaishuodao:“zuotianwohelinglingchiwanfan,zaixiaoxikouneiyudaolinfanle,wohaishuojintianjietayikuaiguolaini,ganghaobaomashanghaikongzheweizhi。”

“是啊。”

zhangxiaodongqiangxingjieshanghuati,tamade,niyigerenzhuangwanlewozhuangshenme?

tashuodao:“qiantianwodebenchigangbaoyangwan,huijinshaxiaoqudeshihouganghaozaimenkouyushanglelinfan,woyeshuodaitayikuaishanglaini,bijingwomendoushihaopengyou。”

tingtamenliangrendoushuoyushanglinfanle,nvshengmenlianmangwendao:“nimenyoumeiyouwenlinfanxianzaizaiganmani?”

zhangxiaodonghedingkaixiaolexiao,yikoutongshengdeshuodao:“songwaimai!”

女生们炸锅了。

“什么!”

“zenmekeneng!wodenanshenzenmekenengqusongwaimaile!”

“bushishuohaodeliansuoshaokaodianlaobanma?zenmehuiqudangwaimaixiaoge!”

tingdaozheixiewenti,pangbianlichengzhedeyanjingdunshiliangleqilai,zhongyulundaowofahuile!

tabijingshiwaimaoxingye,jiechudeshangjiazhongduo,ziranyetingdaoleyixieguanyulinfandexiaoxi。

lichengzhedianqiyizhiyan,zhuangzuogankaideshuodao。

“zheijianshiwodaoshizhidaoyidian,wotingshuozhiqianlinfandeshaokaodianyinweijingzhengyaliguoda,qianxialeyidabifeiyong,zuizhongzhinengmaidianhaizhai。”

“kenengyinweishenghuosuopo,zhinengqusongwaimaileba。”

“wozuoweibanzhang,kanzhedangnianchengjineimehaodetongxuequsongwaimai,shizaishitongxina!”

jiangdaozhei,lichengzhezuochuyifunaonudemoyang,chuixiongdunzudao:“dangshiworenweiyanqing,bangbushangshenmemang,yaoshifangdaoxianzai,pingwowaimaogongsifuzongjiandeweizhi,wozenmeyeyaobangshangyiba!”

dingkai,zhangxiaodong,lichengzhesanfangdingli,kaozhelinfanzheixiaocaoweitupokou,chenggongjiangzijituishanglaifengkoulangjian!

女生们沉默了。

dangniandelianaihuanxiangduixiang,dangniandediyixiaocao,juranlunluodaoqusongwaimai!

shizaishi,nanyijieshoua!

“吱。”

jiuzaizheishi,fangjianmenzaidudakai,linfandabuzoulejinlai。

tashenshang,zonghuangsedezhifu,jianshangyinzhesangedazi:nadousong!

漂亮!

dingkaisanrenshunjianjiuxiaole!

linfan,nitamadeshizhendejilia!

tongxuejuhuichuanwaimaizhifu,niubi,tianxiadiyi!

lichengzhelianmangqishen,wendao:“linfan,nizenmechuanzheigeyifulaile?”

linfanxiaolexiao,dandandeshuodao:“jintianxiabanbijiaowan,meilaidejihuijiahuanyifu。”

“没事没事!”

zhangxiaodongyecouleguolai,xiaozheshuodao:“yihuihaohaohejibei,wokaichesongnihuiqu。”

xiangbiyusanrendexuwei,nvshengmenzezhenchengdeduo,linfandangshidehaopengyou,yigejiaochengjiededuanfanvshenglaqilinfandaotapangbianzuolexialai。

“喂!”

chengjieguaileguailinfan,wendao:“nixiaozibushishaokaowangzima?zenmeyousongwaimaiqule?”

linfanpingjingdeshuodao:“songwaimaishiyizhonghenyouyisidezhiye,jikeyiganshourenjianbaitai,younengtihuirenqinglengnuan。”

“说人话!”

chengjiebailelinfanyiyan,suijiyoulazhetaxiaoshengshuodao:“yihuidingkaitamenduininikebielitamen,tamenjiushifanchibaolemeishizuo,chouxianbai。”

“吱。”

fangmenzaidudakai,yigeshenzheqipaodenvzizoulejinlai。

jingzhidezhuangrong,wanzainaohoudezhangfa,liangzhizanzizuozhuangshi,shouwanshangdaizheyizhijingyingdezhuozi。

qipaonvziyijinlai,banlinanshengmendeyanjingshunjianjiuzhile!

“wodelaotianye!womenbanyouzheizhongpiaoliangdenvshenma?”

“meiyou,jueduimeiyou,dangnianwomenbanyaoshiyouzheizhongnvshen,wotiantianjitadangdengzizuodouyuanyi!”

“nineishixiangdangdengzima?wodoubuhaoyisichuoponi!”

qipaonvzijingzhizoudaolinfanshenbian,shuodao:“xiaogege,haoqiaoa,daihuiwokeyizuonidechehuijiama?”

“嘶!”

quanbannanshengdaoxiyikouliangqi!

怎么回事!

这是怎么回事!

rucipiaoliangdenvshen,zenmehuiqinglaiyigewaimaizi!

kandaodulan,linfanyepoweiyiwai,taxiaolexiao,wendao:“nizenmezaizhei?”

“嘻嘻。”

dulanminzuiyixiao,shuodao:“wobiaojiejintiandaiwolaizheichidunhaode,buguotayejiaolebushaopengyou,kendinggubushangsongwohuijia,woliangjiuzheimeshuodingle,yihuiwolaizhaonisongwohuijiaa!”

shuowan,dulanmozhelinfandayingtahoucailiqu。

kanzhedulanlikai,liulinglingshunjiansongleyikouqi,buzhiweihe,zaidulanmianqian,tajingyouyizhongcuobaigan!