lunshili，linjiazhinengzaixiaoxiaotaianchengyaowuyangwei，ermingyuezongguiweiqingzhoubazhu！
genghekuangshengnvxiuliandeshimingyuezongdehexingongfa，zhizunjidegongfa！
suoyi，ninashenmeheshengnvbi？
nianqingren，laofutixingni，jizhule，buyaohaogaowuyuan！”
baifalaozhekanzheyidongbudong、bushuohuadelinyue，miansebuyuedeshuodao。
……
baifalaozheshuoshenme，linyueshiyigeziyemeitingqing。
yinweilinyueshuowanjihuoxitonghou，yanqianbianchuxianlemianban。
【yitianjian，miaoshajiage：1lingshi。】
【shengtianjue，miaoshajiage：1lingshi。】
【dadizhaohuanling，miaoshajiage：1lingshi。】
kanzheyanqiandemianban，linyuerumengsihuan。
jiniandedengdai，tazhongyudengdaolechuanshuozhongdejinshouzhi！
【ding！qingsuzhuxuanzeqizhongyigemiaoshawupin。】
【秒杀倒计时！】
wangpinwuqi，shengpingongfa，dipinzhaohuanling！
都想要啊！
可惜只能三选一！
难受啊难受！
dadizhaohuanling：zhaohuanyimingdadijinghuwei。
kandaodadizhaohuanlingdejianjie，linyuebuzaiyouyule。
“xitong，woyaomiaoshadadizhaohuanling！”
【ding！gongxisuzhumiaoshadadizhaohuanling，kouchusuzhu1lingshi！】
“嘿嘿嘿……”
jidongdelinyuerenbuzhushaxiaochulesheng。
yourentingdaolinyueshaxiao，renbuzhuxiaoshengdigu。
“buhuiba，linyueshaoyejingranbeiheshale！”
“linyueshaoyejingranshale，ai，keliana！”
……
linzhanheyanglankandaozijideerzituranshaxiao，xintengdeqiqihandao：“yueer。”
“ng？die，niang？han**sha？”
“yueer，nimeishijiuhao，hesidiele。”
kandaoerzimeishi，shuangyantonghongdelinzhanfangxiaxinlai。
tongshiyanglanyanmian，toutoumodiaoleishui。
haihaohaihao，erzimeiyousha。
“nianqingren，gangganglaofushuodekeshihaoxintixingni。”
“laotou，niganggangshuoleshenme？”
linyuebuxiedekanzhebaifalaozheshuodao。
此一时彼一时。
xianzaidelinyuekebushigangcaimeiyoujuexingxitongdelinyue！
genghekuangtamiaoshaledadizhaohuanling，suishinenggouzhaohuanyimingdadihuwei！
“xiaozi，nijiaowoshenme？”
baifalaozhelengleyixiahoumeimaoyidou，nudao。
刚刚是他听错了吗？
taqinyakeshimingyuezongshidazhanglaozhiyi，zhizundianfengqiangzhe，diweiwubizunchong，conglaimeiyourenganbuzhisihuodejiaotalaotou！
“laotoua！zenmenandaonibushilaotou？”
linyuebaileqinyayiyan，hehedao。
“shuzixiaoer，ni，henhao，renulelaofu！”
qinyatengdeyixiazhanleqilai，mianlushaji，shenshangbaofachuyiguqiangdadeweiya，zhizhelinyueyaoyaqiechideshuodao。
linjiazhongrenzaiweiyazhixia，jinjiesesefadou。
linyuegengshizaiweiyazhixia，diedaozaidi。
“jiuzhanglao，qingxinu。”
kandaojiuzhanglaodongnu，chuwanqingpingjingdelianshangfuxianchuyimohuangzhang，lianmangzhanqilaijinghuzhizhidao。
qinyatingdaoshengnvhanta，shunjianqingxingguolai，lenghengyishenghoushouhuiweiya。
chuwanqingkandaoqinyashouhuiweiya，dunshisongleyikouqi，shuodao：
“linyue，jiuzhanglaokeshizhizunqiangzhe，taganggangruozhenxiangshani，meirennengjiudeleni！”
tangzaidishangdelinyuezaiqinyashouhuiweiyahou，zhangsongleyikouqi。
xinzhizijiganggangzhuangdeyoudianguotoule。
haishiganjinxianzhaohuandadihuweizaishuo。
made，denglaozizhaohuanchudadihuwei，dashengqiangzheyouruhe？
给老子提鞋都不配！
“chuwanqingnijiubiejiaxingxingle，niyiweinishishenmehaoren？nibujiushipawosile，wulenidemingsheng。”
linyuezhanqilaihoupaipaishenshangyifushangdehuichen，lengxiaodao。
linyueshuowanhouxinnianyidong，shiyongledadizhaohuanling。
【ding！gongxisuzhushiyongdadizhaohuanling，zhaohuandadihuwei——qingyundadishenqingyun！】
【dadihuwei——qingyundadishenqingyunzhengzaiganlai，qingsuzhunaixindengdai！】
“wo……wo……womeiyou……”