第2章
yishijian，yangxindianqian，kongqirutongningguyiban。
yaquewusheng，luozhenkewen！
suoyourendoumeixiangdao，xianglaiwenweneryade**zhaoyan，jintianjingranzheimegang......
zhangkoujiuyaojiangtaishizhaokuangyiluanchenzeizidemingyidarutianlao，zeriwenzhan！
yishijian，bujinshiyangxindianzhongdequnchenhetaijian，baokuogensuizhaoyanerlaidesuoyourendoujingdaile。
zhaokuangweiweilengleyixia，suijilianshangluchutongxinjishoudebiaoqing，yaotouhuangnaodao：“**dianxiabeichangguifushen，zaicihuyanluanyu！”
“lairena，susujiang**dianxiahusonghuidonggong，haoshengsihouzhe。bentaishizeriwei**dianxiaquzhuchanggui！”
zhaoyan：“......”
nima，zheijiaohuadelaohulijingrandaodayipa！
可恶！
该死！
哗啦啦......
yiqunzhongyutaishihehuanghoudehuanggongjinwei，qingkejianjiangzhaoyanhechenxinertuantuanbaowei。
zhaoyanzheicaifaxian，taishizhaokuangduihuanggongjinweidezhangkongli，yuanyuanchaochuletadexiangxiang。
youcikejian，zaizheizhongqingkuangxiahaiyiranjueranxuanzexiaozhongzijidejinweitongling，shiyouduomedenannengkegui。
“dadan！zhaokuang，niyaoruanjin**ma？qixinkezhu！”
yiweixufajiebaidelaodachen，zhanzhanweiweizhizhezhaokuang，dashenghechi。
“hengheng！”zhaokuanglengxiao，muzhongwuren，qiyanxiaozhang，“lijilaopifu，moyaoluozhizuimingwuxianbentaishi。”
“**dianxiafenmingjiushichangguifushen，shiqulizhi！erdengzhengyanbujian，daodishihejuxin？！”
laodachenshangqianyibu，julilizhengdao：“zhaokuang，nicaishihuyanluanyu，diandaoheibai！zibuyuguaililuanshen，changguizhishuo，jinshichuanyan。**hunmizhishi，dingyouxuanji！”
“laofuzhengyaonizuogejiaodai，weihezaiqianjunwanmahuweizhixia，neilaohujindele**shenpang，jiang**zhenluomaxia，hunmibuxing？”
yanqianzheigelaochen，naishidangchaozaixiangliji，weirengangzhengbua，shendelaohuangdixinlai。
shisanchaoyuanlao，weiliesangong，menshengguliwushu，nai**yidangdezhongyaorenwu。
ruguoshiyiqian，yizhaoyanwentunqieyouxieqienuodexingge，zhinengrenyoutamenchepi，zhuanshenmomolikaizheigeshifeizhidi，yanbujianxinbufan。
danxianzai，zhaoyanmingbaizijidechujing，bushinisijiushiwowang，zenmekenengtuisuo？
你想弄死我？
neixiaoyezhinengxianxiashouweiqiang！
大不了一拍两散。
zhaoyanceguotouduixiaozhongzijidejinweitonglingwendao：“nijiaoshenmemingzi？”
jinweitonglinggongshengdao：“hui**dianxia，beizhimingjiaozhanglong。”
zhaoyanfeikuaideshuodao：“henhao，zhanglong，jiwonaxiazhaokuang，ganma？”
“卑职领命！”
zhanglongerhuabushuo，chouchuyaojianzhangdao，yixunleibujiyanerzhishi，yidaobeikanzaitaishizhaokuangbozishang。
“你......”
zhaokuangcubujifang，zaiyunsiguoquzhiqian，fennudidenglezhanglongyiyan。
yankanzhaoyanxialingdongshou，zhaokuangqingkejianhunsiguoqu，qunchendunshihuaran。
raner，zheicaishiganggangkaishi！
zhaoyanyibaduoguozhanglongdezhangdao，daoguangyishan，xianxuefeijian。
hunmibuxingdezhaokuangqingkejianshishoufenli！
zhaoyananancalebalenghan。
haiyiweizhaokuangshenweiguoshizhenyoushenmeshouduan，zijizheifushentiyouguoyuchanruo，fahuibuchuzhenzhengshili，suoyiweilebaoxianqijiancairangzhanglongxiandongshou。
sheizhidao，tangtangguoshiyebuguoshiputonglaotoubale。
yidaopiluo，sidebunengzaisi。
raner，zhaoyancijuduiqitareneryan，wuyiyushipotianjing。
yixiangwenweneryade**dianxiajinggansharen！
shasidehaishiweigaoquanzhong，rurizhongtiandetaishizhaokuang！
大乾朝，要变天了！
zhaoyanshouchidixuezhangdao，bengzheyizhanglian，mianwubiaoqingdihuangusizhou，xilidemuguanghuanhuancongzhongrenlianshangsaoguo。
kanzheyizhangzhangjinghaidelian，zhaoyanhenmanyi。
老子才是**！
是正统！
huangdibuzai，laozijiushilaoda！
yiqunfenbuqingdaxiaowangdedongxi，youyigesuanyige，danganzailaozimianqiandese，tongtongshoushile！
zaizhaoyanweiyandemuguangxia，yiqunhuanggongjinweimomotuixia。
taishizhaokuanghuozhe，tamencaiganduikang**。
rujintaishisile，neijiugoupibushi！
“sheihaiganzunaobengongtanshifuhuang！”
zhaoyandeshengyinzaijingmideyangxindianzhaxiang，qunchenshunjianqiqiguidao。
“臣等不敢！”
zhaoyanbazhangdaodijiwuzifadaidezhanglong，chenshengdao：“genbengongjinqu。”
“是！”
zhanglonggaoshengyingda，xinzhongwubiqingxingzijizhanduiledui。
zheishi，yigehuanghoudangdedachen，jishenghujiaodao：“**dianxia！jiabingbukejin**！”
cirenhaibaozhejiaoxingxinli，xiwanghuanghouheerhuangzinengying，jizhebiaoxianyifan。
“laofunongsinizheigewangbadan！”
rangzhaoyanyiwaideshi，neizhanzhanweiweidezaixianglaodaren，jingheshenpuxiangshuohuadehuanghoudangdachen。
neidachenzhengyaodidangzaixianglaodarendegongshi，sheizhiyiquntaizidangdachenqunqigongzhi，zhijieshangyanquanwuxing。
pilipalayizhenquanquandaoroudeshengxiang，neihoudangzhibuguoshugehuxijian，jiucongcanjiaoliantianbianchengqiaowushengxi。
zhaoyanhenmanyi，meirenganzhiyuanneigedachen。
人心可用啊！
momodejixianeixiedongshoudemiankong，zhaoyanjingzhizoujinyangxindian，yigegetaijiangongnvpufuzaidi。
buguanzhiqiantamenzhongyushei，danxianzai，suoyourendouhenqingchu，baozaode**dianxiashizhengansharen。
meijianneimingqishixiongxiongdejinweitongling，haitizhedixuezhangdaoma？
ruodaerkongkuangdedadianli，piaosanzhelongxianxiangdeweidao。
cishi，yigekanqilaisanshilaisui，shenzhefengguanxiapei、yongronghuaguidefuren，zhengzuozaitaishiyishangjiamei。
yigeshiersansuideshaonian，guizailongchuangqian，xiaolianshangmanshijiujie。
吱呀——
menbeidakai，shengyinzaijingmidedadianlibeiwuxianfangda，lijijingxinglejiameizhongdehuanghou。
“fuqin，baneixiaozinonghuiqulema？”
huanghoudeshengyinruannuoxiangtian，meikanqinglairenbianfawen。
zhaoyanqingxiaoyisheng：“hehe，nilaodiebeiwoyibuxiaoxinhuopile！”
huanghoudelaodie，jiushitaishizhaokuang，benxingchu，beihuangdicixingzhao。
huanghoutingdaoshengyinbudui，lijidengdayanjing，kandaoshizhaoyanbuyoudeyileng，duanzandejingkongzhihou，lianmangnuchi：“zhaoyan，nijinggansichuang**qingong，gaidanghezui！”
“切！”
zhaoyanduihuanghoudeerduobiaoshihuaiyi。
nianjiqingqingjiushiconglema？
haishishuo，huanghoudangdetaijiu，naozibutaihaoshi。
“bengongshuo，bengongbanilaodiezaile！”
zhaoyannaizhexingziyoudashengdezhongfuleyibian。
“shenme？！”huanghoubuganxiangxinzijideerduo，erandengdashuangyan，zhanshengwendao，“zhaoyan，nishuoshenme？nizaishuoyibian！”
zhaoyanlandefeihua，zhijiekaikoudao：“nishizijiguaiguaiqunidefengyigongdaizhe，haishibengongsongniqulenggonghexibeifeng？”
huanghouyoubushizijiqinniang，buguoshixiaosanshangweibale，hexujitabanfenmianzi？