“老大!”
zheneryulongdenahanshengzhichongyunxiao,zhouweilaobaixingfangfangmenjinbi,yenengtingdeyiqingerchu。
shenzhiganjuemenbandoubeihuiyinzhendezaizhendong!
youhaoqidelaobaixingtouguomenfengtoutoumiaoleyiyan,yanqiandejingxiangrangtamendaochouyikoulengqi。
xianchangdefutoubangchengyuanmeiyouyiwanyeyoujiqian,erqiehaiyourenluluxuxubuduanganguolai,renshuhaizaishangsheng!
咕噜~~!
huangbiaotunyanlexiakoushui,tazai**diweihengao,shuodaodijiushigetangzhu,shouxiayejiuyiqianduohaodashou。
xuyunhuoderenshoushitadehaojibei!
guanjianfutoubangzheixieren,yigegeyanshenlengli,biaoqingsumu,jiuxiangshishisiruguidesishi,qichangshangjiugaiguoletamen!
“biaoge,zanmenzenmeban,dahaishibuda?”yiming**dashouxiaoxinyiyidexunwendao。
“打密码呢!”
huangbiaomamalielie,meikandaoduifangdoubazanmenbaoweilema,haidagechuizia!
yishaodaduoshijianghudaji,duifangrenshushizijidehaojibei,zenmekandoumeiyoushengsuan。
tashouxiasuirandouhennengda,danhaimeiniubidaoyigerendajigeren,zhenganqilaihesongrentoumeiqubie。
huangbiaobukuishi**hu,xinlihuangdeyipi,danbiaomianquedandingziruo,wendao:“xiongdi,nihunnatiaodaoshangde?”
“niguanlaozihunnatiaodaode!”
xuyunhuohechidao:“nimenkaitiaozikaidaolaozitoushanglaile,lianwomeidouganzhuashibushihuoniwaile!”
kaitiaozishiheidaoshangdeheihua,yisijiushifanmainvxing。
pingshiyourenganzheimehehuangbiaoshuohua,tazaojiukansiduifangle,danxianzaiyiduziqiyezhinengbiezhe。
sheirangxuyunhuoderenbitaduo!
“xiongdi,kenengshiyoushenmewuhui。”
huangbiaopixiaoroubuxiaodeshuodao:“zheiyangba,budabuxiangshi,wonadianlaoguaji**dangpeichang,zanmenhuagangeweiyubo,yihouzanliangjiushibingjianzizenmeyang?”
laoguashizhiqian,bingjianzishipengyoudeyisi。
zhidaojintiantidaoletieban,huangbiaozhinengfangdilezitai,xiangyaopeiqianleshi。
zhiyubeixuyunhuokansideneixieshouxia,tayebuxiangquzhuijiule,fanzhengsidedoushixiexiaodi,yihouhainengzhongxinzhaoshou。
tadoushinipusaguojiangzishennanbaole,zuizhongyaohaishixianbaozhuzijideming!
“hehe,neijiuyaokankannidechengyile。”xuyunhuosixiaofeixiao,meiyoudayingyemeijujue。
huangbiaomingbailexuyunhuodeyisi,likeduishouxiashileshiyanse:“haibukuaiqujiwoxiongdinaqian!”
jimingshouxiachongjinlebainiaoyezonghui,banchulaiyigetongsebaoxianxiang。
huangbiaoyongshentidangzhushixian,dakailebaoxianxiang,conglimianquchulejigenjintiao。
“xiongdi,zheijigenjintiaojiudangshiwojizanmeimeidejianmianli。”
xuyunhuojieguolejintiao,huangbiaoyiweishiqingjiucijieshu,xuyunhuojiexialaidehuaquezhenjingtayizhengnian。
“ninawodejintiaosongwomei,danglaozishishazima!”
“shenmenidejintiao?mingmingshiwodejintiaoa!”
“bu,shiwodejintiao。”
“……”
huangbiaorenshale,bainiaoyezonghuishitadedipan,baoxianxiangyeshitade,jintiaozenmejiubianchengxuyunhuodele?
“congxianzaikaishizheixiejinzihebainiaoyezonghuidoushiwodele。”
xuyunhuoyijiaocaizaibaoxianxiangshang,bainiaoyezonghuishengyineimehao,kendingfanglebushaoqian。
zhiqiantazhejijiumeimei,meikongquzhaoqianfangzaineili。
benxiangzhebameimeisonghuijia,ranhouzaizhaojirenmahuilai,qiangzhandipanhecaiwu,nazhidaohuangbiaozijibabaoxianxiangjidakaile,neixuyunhuojiubukeqiquanbushouxiale。
zheixieqiandoushibuyizhicai,xuyunhuoqiangzouyeshixinanlide。
“你想黑吃黑!”
huangbiaolianseyinchenzhiji,tabenxiangzhedashihuaxiao,jieguoyicicituixuyunhuoquedecunjinchi。
tazaidaoshanghunlezheimeduonian,haicongmeibeirenzheimeqifuguo!
zhendangtaguoshanhuanghaopashibucheng?
“是又怎么样?”
xuyunhuoyongshoushangdefutoupailepaihuangbiaodelian,dao:“laozichidingni!yesulaileyebaobuzhuni!woshuode!”
tongguojintianmeimeibeibangjiazheijianshi,xuyunhuomingbaileyigedaoli。
zaizheiluanshirenshanliangjiuzhiyoubeiqifudefen,buxiangbeiqifujiuyaobiduifanggenghen!
“你什么意思?”
huangbiaoyanpiyitiao,youzhongbuxiangdeyugan:“niqiangleqianhedipan,nandaohaiyaoshawoma!”
“meicuo,laozijiushiyaonideming!”
“nigan!woshi**detangzhu,nigandongwojiushihezhengge**shangwanrenweidi!”
huangbiaochedihuangle,takanchulaixuyunhuobushizaikaiwanxiao,yushibanchu**demingtouxiangyaozhensheta,danmeiyourenhezuoyong。
**paichengyuanzhiyoushangwanren,erxuyunhuodefutoubangyouzuzushiwanren!
人数是**的十倍!
fangyanzhenggehuanghaishi,bixuyunhuoshilidadebangpai,buchaoguoyizhishou。
yige**tayouzenmehuifangzaiyanli?
“**henlebuqima?”xuyunhuoxixueyixiao。
噗通!
yankan**demingtouyehubuzhuxuyunhuo,huangbiaozhidaolaiyingdebuxing,weilebaomingtajingranguoduanshuangxiguidi。
xuyunhuodiaokandao:“nibushitianshengmingyingxuebulaiwanyaoma?”
“wozheishixiagui,yemeiwanyaoa。”
“nizhentaniangshigerencai!”
zheihuilunjixuyunhuojizhengwuyule,tahaishitouyihuijianyourensongdounengsongzheimelizhiqizhuang。
shenmegoupitangzhu,yuanlaijiushigeqiruanpayingdewonangfei!
yiyudaobitamenlihaideren,limajiusongle,meiyoubandianjiecao。
“heihei,neinengbunengfangwoyima?”huangbiaolianshangduimanletaohaodexiaorong,jiuxianghuangdishenbianchanmeidetaijian。
“buxing!”xuyunhuodahedao:“jiwokansitamen!”
“杀~~!”
futoubangmentuhaobuyouyushaleshangqu。
zheixierendoushixitongshengchengderenkou,suirantamenshiyoudulisixiangdegeti,danduixuyunhuoshijueduizhongcheng。
xuyunhuorangtamenganmajiuganma,rangtamenqusiyejueduibuhuizhouyixiameitou。
“妈的!”
huangbiaodailingzheshouxiafenlifankang,shuangfangsishazaiyiqi,meimiaodouyourenliuxuedaoxia。
yikaishihuangbiaozheibianhainengdidangyixia,danfutoubangderenwanquanjiuxiangbuyaomingside,qianpuhoujichongshanglai,buyaomingdezuofayehepole**zhongrendedan。
dajiadououbidejiushisheihen,yidansongleneijiulibaibeibuyuanle。
“buyaoshawo,wotoujiang。”
“fangwoyima,woyuanyijiarufutoubang!”
henkuai,huangbiaozheibianchedichuyulieshi,zhiyourenrenzaigedefen,shouxiashenzhikaishifanshuidaoge。
buguoxuyunhuobingmeiyoufangguozheixieren!
zhancaobuchugenchunfengchuiyousheng,tamenxianzainengbeipanhuangbiao,jianglaiyehuibeipanziji。
batamenquanbugandiao,nengdafuduxueruo**deshili,yihouyaoxiaomie**yejiugengjiandan。
hekuangzheixie**buzhidaozuoleduoshaoshangtianhailideshiqing,laozikeshichubaoanliangdezhengnengliangbangpai,yaozheibangzishehuiduliubushiwuruzijimingsheng?
**sishangguoban,huangbiaomeicigangshachuyitiaoxuelu,jiuhuiyoulaiyipirenbaludusi。
budebushuo,huangbiaodezhanlifeichangbiaohan,jigerenlianshoushangdounatameibanfa。
jianshouxianabuxiahuangbiao,xuyunhuoguoduanchushou。
tacaizaibaoxianxiangshangyongliyideng,zhenggerengaogaoyueqi,futouruzhadaoyiyangpilexialai!
huangbiaodajingshise,hengdaodidang,kandaojingranbeipichengleliangban,futoushunshipixia。
huangbiaoyidongbudongshihuazaiyuandi,yitiaoxuexiancongtameixinchuizhiyanshendaoxiaba,yanshenzhongmanshibugan。
噗通~!
huangbiaochaohoudaoqu,jieshuletazuiedeyisheng。
jianlaodadousile,**shengyudexiaodidunshizhanyiquanwu,zhudongdiudiaolewuqidunzaidishangbaotoutoujiang。
yimingfutoubangmentupaoleguolai,wendao:“laoda,tamenzenmechuli?”
“chulaihunyaojiangxinyong!”xuyunhuozuolegemobozidedongzuo:“shuoshaguangtamen,jiushaguangtamen!”