第6章 神仙给的馒头

“走,奶带你去!”

liulaopozisihaomeiyoubeidaraomeimengdebunai,lazhuyenannandeshoujiuchaozheyuanchudedashuhouzouqu。

“jiuzaizheierfangbianba,naibangnikanzhe。”

tazhileyixiashugenchu,roulerouzijisunnvdenaodai。

yenannanquebingbuguoqu,fanerlazhuleliulaopozideshou,xiaoshengshuodao:“nai,qishiwobuxiangfangbian,wobanijiaolaishiyinweiyougemimiyaogaosuni!”

shouxian,zheixiedongxiyaoyougehelidelaiyuan,fouzepingkongnachudongxi,budebatamenhesi?

“shenmemimi?dawanshangdebushuijue,mingtianhaiyaoganluni!”

liulaopozimeitouyizhou,taohuanglushiyuelaiyuenanzoule,zaoyitiandaodafucheng,tamenjiuduoyixiexiwang。

“nai,nidaihuierkedexiaoshengyidian,qianwanbuyaobeibierentingdaole!”

yenannanbileyigejinshengdeshoushi,suihoucoudaoletadeerbian,“wozuotianbenlaidousile,danshidaoledifuzhihou,yanwangyeshuotazhuacuole,yaosidebushiwo!suoyibawoyoufanglehuilai。”

“weilemibuwo,tamenshuohuipaigeshenxianbaohuwo。”

tadehuatingqilaishenshentaotao,keliulaopoziquexinledaban。

yishitamenbenlaijiuxinguishenzhishuo,ershizuotiandayashentidouyijingbingliangle,houlaiqueturanxingleguolai,shizaixiqiao。

原来是抓错了?

liulaopoziyibazhuazhuyenannandeshou,“haihaoyanwangyebanifanglehuilai,yaoshijiangcuojiucuo,wokezheimehuoa!”

kanzhetajinzhangjidongdeyangzi,yenannanyoushunjiandezhengchong,zheimerongyijiuxiangxinle?

tahaizhunbeilehenduoxingrongdiyudeciju,jiupaliulaopozihuaiyini。

现在看来倒是省事。

“nai,baohuwodeneigeshenxianshuole,tabudingshihuijiwosongyixiedongxi,haorangwomenjiashunliduguotaohuang,guoshangxindeshenghuo。”

“nikan,zheijiushishenxianjiwodedabaimantou!”

shuozhetaquchuleshangyilidemantou。

liulaopozizheishihoucaizhuyidaoyuanlaisunnvdeshangyilijingrangugunangnangde,haitaochugedabaimantou。

tayongshoushijingdecalecayanjing,kanleyoukan。

zheimantouyuwangrijialinengchidemantoubuyiyang,kanqilaiyoudayouruan,haiyouyigudandandexiangqi。

liulaopozilengzhule,buganxiangxinyanqiandedamantoushizhenshide,shoujiaoyinweijidongdouduosuoqilai。

yenannanheleyitiao,ganmangfuzhuliulaopozi,laonianrentaiguojidongrongyizhongfeng,takebuxiangbanaihechuwenti。

“nai,nibiejidong,zheimantoushizhende,danmuqianyezhijilewozheigemantou。”

tajiezheshuodao:“wogaosunaizheigemimi,jiushiyinweiwobunengzisideduxiangshenxianjiwodedongxi。”

chushendeliulaopozitingjianzheihua,shunjianbeigandongdekuleqilai,yibajiangyenannanbaozaihuaili,“wodehaodayaa!”

“我的好大丫!”

guoqumeishaotingjianneixierentucaodayazisitanlan,liulaopoziquecongbuzheiyangrenwei,xianzaitayezhengminglezijimeiyoukancuo,dayashizuixiaoshunzuishanliangderen。

tajigaoxingyounanguo,guolehaoyihuiercaipingfuhaoleqingxu,fangkaileyenannan。“daya,nidexinyinaizhidaole,danzheigemantou,nizijinazhechijiuxing,zheishishenxianjinidebaobei,chileshentijiuhaolea!”

liulaopozizuiguaxindeyijiushidayadeshenti,wanquanmeiyouyaochimantoudexiangfa。

“minggeerwomenzaizhaoxieyecai,yingfuyingfujiuguoqule。”

“别啊!”

叶楠急了。

“zheigemantouwomenyirenfenzhedian,dajiadouchangchangweidao,shenxianshuole,houmianyoujihuihaihuijiwosongdongxide!”

shuozhetajiuyibajiangmantousaidaoleliulaopozidehuaili。

“咕噜噜——”

liulaopozideduzibuzhengqidejiaohuanqilai,yesezheyanletaweihongdelian,“zheimantoushishenxianjinide,fenjiwomen,shenxiangaibugaoxingle,daoshihoubuguannilezenmeban?”

zuorenbunengdecunjinchi,yaoshibashenxiandezuile,neidayayemeihaochule。

“buhuide,shenxiancaimeiyouneimexiaoqini,tashuolewokeyisuiyianpai!”

yenannanxinzhongtanqi,jiarentaihao,youshihouyemafan!

jieshibantianle,liulaopozihaiyouxieyouyu。

zuihou,liulaopozizhongyutongyileyenannandezhuyi,taxiaoxindejiangmantoufenchengliangban,yibanjileyenannan,yibanchuaidaolezijidehuaili。

zheixiayenannanmeiyoujujue,tashizaiehenle,zaibuchijiukangbuzhule。

yushitadakoudakoudechileqilai。

yinweimeiyoushui,yenannannulidebamantouwangxiayan,suiranbeiyedezhifanbaiyan,taqueyijiuhaosizaichimeishiyiban。

liulaopozikanzhezheiyimu,zhuantoumoqileyanlei。

yiqiansuirantamenjiaqiong,keduihaizifeichangshede,meitianyigejidan,yixiaowanmiantiaohaishinengzuodaode。

kexianzai,haizimenchigemantou,dounengjidongchengzheiyang。

zheitaohuangdelu,daodihaiyaoduojiucaidaotoua?

……

chiwanmantou,errenzhongxinhuidaoleduiwuli,cunminmendoushiyijiaweidanwei,gezilingsandefenkaishuizhe。

liulaopozitanglexiaqu,tabingmeiyoulijishuiqu,ershichenzheyesedeyanhu,aizhejiangsisuidemantousaijinjigerendezuili。

cishidajiadouzairushui,xiangtiandemantousaidaozuili,rangtamenlijicongshuimengzhongxinglai,yilianjingxidekanzheliulaopozi。

liulaopoziqueshenmedoumeishuo,zhishibileyigejinshengdeshoushi。

dajiashunjianbizui,yilianjingxixingfudepinweizhezuilidemantou,shebudejiuzheimeyanxiaqu。

yenannanbingmeiyouguantamen,maitoushuiqu,fanzhengliulaopoziyijingshuohao,zheijianshitahuigenjiarengoutonghao,zijishenmedoubuyongguan。

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tianmengmengliang,gejiagehujiudouqilaile,dajiayaochenzhetianqiliangshuangganlu。

“kuai,badongxidoushoushihao,zhutongyidingyaonahao!”

“dakuan,nijianchayixiabanche……”

liulaopoziyoutiaobuwendezhihuishoushidongxi,dajiafengonghezuo,henkuaijiubaxinglidoushoushihaole。

yuzuotiandehaowushengqixiangbi,jintiandeyejiarengendalejixueside,lianshangzhongyuyoulexiwang。

meigerenkandaoyenannanshidoushuangyanfaliang,haosikandaolebaobeigeda。

yenannanhedidimeimeiruwangchangyiyangzuoshangbanche,qitadarenzezouluqianxing。

takanzheneigegouloudebeiying,youxiegankai。

liulaopozisuiranyijingweirenzumu,keshijinianlingbingbuda,zhiyousishiduosui。

changniandelaozuo,jiashangtaohuangguodetaijianku,rangtaxianzaikanqilaishenxingxiaoshou,mianrongcanglao。