第5章
suirantagangchuanyuehesangehaizimeiganqing，yebunengyanzhengzhengkanzherenbingsia。
【xinshoujiangliyidaozhang，qingwensuzhushifouyaoxianzaitiqu？】
“xitong，xiannachutuishaoyaoba，qitazancun。”
【ding！tuishaoyaoyitiqu。】
sumiaomiaonazhepowaguanshaoshuiqule，chenrenbuzhuyi，jiangtuishaoyaoniesuilefangzaishuili。
dengdaoshuifeitengle，sumiaomiaozixidechuilechui，zheicainadaoxiaosanmianqian，quebuxiangyizhibaozhexiaosandedayayanshenjingti，taishoudangzhuleta。
“zheishuizheimezang，zenmejixiaosanhe？”
yinweituishaoyaodeyuangu，zheishuishiyoudianfahun。
buguodayahaodaishizheijushentiqinshengde，zheifangbeidetaidu，shizaishi——sumiaomiaozaixintouzhibuzhutanqi。
chajuedaoxiaojinyehuaiyidedingzheta，sumiaomiaoxuezheyuanzhudeyangzihechi：“nigexiaoyatoupianzizenmeshineimeduo？zheihuangjiaoyelingde，haishidahanzainiannengzhaodaoshuidoubucuole，tiaosanjiansi，xiangkesinididia！”
tashuodeyeyoujifendaoli，dayashenshidekanleyihuiqinniang，suihoucaibashuinaguolai，yidianyidiandeweijixiaodi。
sumiaomiaoxinxiaqiaoqiaosonglekouqi，gangzuozaidishangjiutingjian“gulu”yisheng，zhuanguotouqu，zheishengyinjingshicongxiaojinshenshangchuanlaide！
xiaojinbingwujiongpo，yishuangyouheidemouzisihuyaojiangtakanchuan：“nizuihaobieshuahuayang，wulunzenyang，mingtianwoshibuhuibaxiaosanjiaojinide！”
她那么稀罕老三呢？
sumiaomiaowuyudezaixinlifanlegebaiyan，zuishangquedao：“zanmenjiaxiaosanfudamingda，mingtiankendingnenghao。”
zhengshuozhe，sumiaomiaodeduziyeshi“gulu”yisheng。
tabuyoudelianyihong，zijigangchuanyueguolaijiushiyichangezhan，nengbuema，pieleyiyanxiaojin，dao：“buguoxiaosanshengbing，jiusuanmeiyaoyezongyaochifanba。”
dayajingtidekanleyiyanta：“haiyouxiemian，woquzuofan。”
“我和你一起去。”
sumiaomiaojijidehen，quebuxiangdayazhijiezhuanshenkanta：“nigenwoquzuoshenme？”
“woshininiang，dangranyaojinizuofanle。”
yiqiankebujiandesumiaomiaozheimeqinkuai。
dayazhoumeikanxiangdie，quejianxiaojindianlediantou，zheicaisongkou：“haoba，neinihewoyiqiqushaohuo。”
苏淼淼也不介意。
架火，烧水，砍柴。
kanzhedayaxianshudedongzuosumiaomiaoyouxietongqing，zijizheimedaderenlehaishiyinweidaolesangshimoricaixuehuideshengcunfaze，keliandayayigecaijiusuidehaizi，kejianyuanzhuyeshigebuganrenshide，nengbaxiaohaibichengzheiyang。
sumiaomiaozaixinlizezeleliangsheng。
dayafangbeidekanzhezijiqinniang，burangsumiaomiaokaojinyidian，pataqiangliangshi，buguobankezhongdegongfu：“haole。”
“haole？”sumiaomiaokanzheguolidedongxichengmujieshe。
yipianfenbuqingshiheishilvdeyecaihuhu，yenengchi？
dayameidalita，duanzhedongxiquzhaolediediehedidi。
sumiaomiaomizheyanjing，juededaomei。
tabenxianggenzhezuofandeshihoujiangyumimiaotoutoufangjinqudian，jieguozheiyatoujingtidehen，yidianjihuimeijita。
kuaisuchiwanfan，sumiaomiaojuedechihemeichiyiyang，zuilihaiyigukuwei。
cunlirendoutangxiaxiuxile，weiyousumiaomiaoyinweigangchuanyuedeyuanguyouxieshuibuzhe。
xiangzheshangbeizikandeneixiechuanyuexiaoshuo，nagebushigangchuanyueguolaijiuwanguanjiacai，zhiyoutayaoyongyecaiguofu，zhenshitiandaobugong。
bieshuoyuanzhule，yaobushiyinweizijixianzaishidanlibo，yebuhuizaizheiguidifangdaizhe。
zhengsisuoshi，zhitingxitong【ding！xianzaixiafaqiangzhirenwu！】
【qingsuzhushouluyizhilaohu，yaohuode。】
老虎？
武松打虎？
这不是难为她？
bukuishiqiangzhirenwu，sumiaomiaochangshizhexiangjiangtiaojian：“youmeiyoukenengwomeineigeshenshou？”
【suzhubukeyijujuee，zheizhihuolaohushisuzhulaidaozheigeshijiedediyigeqiangzhirenwu，shuyudiduanqiangzhirenwu。】
活老虎！
jiusuanshitashoushangyoudianjigunyebuzenmegouyongba！
yaojiyunlaohuzenmeyeyaoqibageyoushenshouderennazhedianjiguncaiyoukeneng！
系统是开玩笑吗？
苏淼淼抑郁了。
【renwushixianbangeyue，suzhubuwanchengdehuajiuyaoshoudaochufae。】
sumiaomiaoyukuwulei，fanzhengzheiyiyeshimazheniangshuizhede。
diertianyizaomenglongzhengyan，zhitingdayayishengjinghu：“diedie！xiaosanxingle！”