第3章
“你胡说什么！”
yigeshouxiaodeshenyingfeibenguoqu，chongzhewangguafudetuiwanchujiushiyijiao，zhijiangwangguafuchuaifeichuqu，guizaisumiaomiaomianqian。
laoer，sumiaomiaodeererzi，zixiaotianshengshenli，suibibudedaren，queyechabuleduoshao，zheiyijiaokeshigouwangguafushoude。
“哎呦！”
wangguafuchuledachou，tingzhezhouweiyoumenxiaoshengchuanlai，talianshanggengguabuzhule。
tasuishoumolegechutouguolai，xiongsheneshadao：“nigeyouniangshengmeiniangyangdexiaozazhong，kanwobudasini！”
laoerdaodishigehaizi，dangxiaduoshanbujixianxieshuaidao。
zhijianneichutouchongzhelaoerdebozijiuqule，laoerheleyitiao，likebishangyanjing。
zhishidenglebantianyemeijuezheteng，nandaoshizijisilema？
laoerzhengkaiyanjing，zhijianjingranshiniangqinlanzaileqiantou。
sumiaomiaoyanjingyideng：“wangguafuniweimiantaibujiangli，haixiangjiangwomenjiahaizidouqifugebian？”
laoertaimou，bukezhixindekanxiangsumiaomiao，yishuangheibaifenmingdedayanjinglikexumanleishui。
娘亲护着他？
娘亲竟然护着自己！
tayiqiancongbuweizijishuoyijuhuade！
buyuanchu，benyijingyaochongguolaidexiaojintingxialedongzuo，zhiyidekanleyansumiaomiao，zheinvrenyouxiangshuashenmehuayang？
wulunruhe，wanxinglaoermeishoushang。
sumiaomiaozhoushensanfachulinliedeqichang，fangfosuibingchayibanzhadewangguafushengteng，xiayishihoutuiliangbu。
这婆娘今天抽风了！
wangguafuyanzhuzizhuanleyiquan，likeshanhudao：“wo，wokebushixiashuo，xianzaimingyanrendounengkanchulainijiaxiaosankuaiyaobingsile，wanyichuanleren，womenyicunzirenhaihuobuhuole！”
shandonglixunsuxuannaoqilai，youjigehundecunmindangjiyinghe。
“shiaxiaosaozi，nimenzijixiangsijiusuanle，kebielashangwomena！”
“saozi，nimenkebietaizisile！”
“yaobujiubanimenjianeigebingyangzirengchuquba，shexiaoquda！”
jianyourenfuhe，wangguafugengdeyile，chazheyaodao：“dahuoshuodedui，zanzheitaohuanglushangqueyishaoyaode，yaozhenbeixiaojiahaiziguolebingqikezaban！”
yankanzheiwangguafushandongrenxin，sumiaomiaozhoumei。
tabushiyuanzhu，meineimesha，tamingbaitaohuanglushangdajiabaotuanqunuancaishizuianquandefangshi。
xiayishun，liangkejingyingdeleizhucongsumiaomiaoyanzhongdiluoxialai。
“ai，wojiaxiaolangchangshuohuannanjianzhenqing，doushixianglixiangqinde。”
“cunlishizidebuduo，dahuomenxinziwen，yiwangnimenxiefengxin，xiegechunlian，nagebushiwomenjiaxiaolangbangmang，woxiaolangkecengshouguonimenyifenqian？”
“doushixianglixiangqin，wobenbuxiangbahuashuodetainanting......”
sumiaomiaokudebeiqie，fangfoxiayikejiuyaoyunguoquyiyang。
zhongrenhecengjianguotazheifumoyang，dangxiabianlengzailedangchang。
“zhei......xiaojiasaozishuodeyeshishihua，zanmenqueshiyoudiantaiguoleba。”
danverdayayizhibaozhexiaosan，yankanxiaosanyuelaiyuetang，xiaoyatouraoshipingriyifuzhangjiezuopai，cishiyerenbuzhuluolei。
yidayixiaonvhaidekusheng，chuanbianzhenggeshandong。
这下没人再开口了。
xiaojinmiyan，zheinvrenmaosicongminglebushao。
wangguafuyanzhuzizhuanlezhuan：“xiaoxiucaiqueshishigehaode，keyebunengyinweiyigehaizilianleilequancunren，yanxiaquancunrenjizaiyigexiaoshandong，benjiu——”