第四章报告首长!我上天了!

sidaolanguang,zizhanjidibupensheerchu。

chiredegaowen,jiangkongqidouhongkaodeniuqubianxing。

zhuoredeqilangjiangzhongrenchuideyaoyaohuanghuang,xianxiediedaozaidi。

mianqiandezhandouji,jingranmeiyouzhufei,bianrutongzhishengjiyiban,feileqilai。

kanzheyanqiandeyimu,yuanshimenxinzhongdezhenjingyijingleijidaoleyizhongwuyifujiadedibu。

“zheizenmekeneng?zheikeshizhandoujia!jingranyenenggouchuizhiqijiang?jiusuanshiziyouguodef-22mengqin,yezuobudaoba!”

“youlezheizhongchuizhiqijiangjishu,j-20jiukeyizhijiegaizaochengjianzaijile!”

“biedebushuo,guangzheiqifeijishu,jueduishuailej-20yitiaojie!”

“yaoshinengrangzheijiazhandoujitingxia,jiaojizanmentianjianyanjiusuohaohaoyanjiuyifan,jueduinenggoukefuyidaduijishupingjing!”

“zuikongbudeshizheigefadongji,dongliweimianyetaizule!guoneinenggouzhaochuzheimeniudefadongjime……”

……

yaozhidao,buzhishizailongguo,napashizaishijiefanweinei,zhandoujidechuizhiqijiang,doushiyigewubijiannandewenti。

kejishuipingqiangruziyouguo,guanyuzhandoujichuizhiqijiangdeyanjiu,yejinjintingliuzaipptshang。

juliyanjiuchushijichengguo,haiyouzhezhishaojishiniandejuli。

zhandoujidechuizhiqijiangyuzhishengji、daxingyunshujibutong,houzheshiliyongluoxuanjianggaosuxuanzhuan,xingchengkongqicuoliu,congerchanshengxiangshangdefuli,jiecichuizhishangsheng。

kezhandoujidechuizhiqijiang,yilaidequeshifadongji,yijizishendeqidongjiegou!

qijiannanduchaju,keweishiyigetianshang,yigezaidishang。

ruguoshuozhishengjichuizhiqijiangdenanduxishushiyidehua,neimezhandoujidechuizhiqijiangjishu,nanduxishujueduishiyiwan!

yidanzhandoujizhangwolegaixiangjishu,duiyuzhanjixingnengdetisheng,jianzhibuyaotaikuazhang!

cike,zhaolaomuguangjiongjiongyoushendekanzhezhengzaixuxuqifeidej-8gai,hunzhuodeyanshenli,manshifaxianbaozangdejingxi!

yaoshinengbazheijiazhandoujinongxialaiyanjiu,jueduikeyishidelongguodezhandoujiyanfashuiping,tishengshinian!

“邓大校!”

“kuai!bangwojieruzhandoujidetongxinxitong!”

dengjianguoyouruhouzhihoujueban,ganmangdianlediantou。

xiayimiao,wuxiandiantongxunpindaoli,bianchuanlailezhouyonghuirutongshazhubandedahousheng。

“buduia!zheifeijilaoziyebuhuikaia!”

“zenmejiuqifeila!!!”

“夭寿啦!”

“lairena!!jiuminga!!!!”

“周永辉!”

zhaolaodeshengyinxiangqi:“woshizhaokeqin,qingnibaochilengjing!”

“xianzai,qingnicaokongfeiji,lijijiangluo!”

“wozaizhongfuyibian,qingnilijijiangluo!”

tingzhewuxiandianpindaolizhaolaodeshengyin,zhouyonghuimangrandekanleyiyanmianqianmimimamadeanniu。

**,neigeshijiangluoanniua!

yetemebubiaozhuyixia……

对!

haiyoushuomingshu,wohaiyoushuomingshu!

zhouyonghuirutongzhuazhulejiumingdaocaoyiban,fanchulesongqijideshuomingshu。

不是!

zheishuomingshumingmingxiedeshizhongwen,wozenmeyigezidoukanbudonga!

有没有搞错啊!

这下完犊子了。

caokongyijiawanquanbuhuikaidezhandoujishangtian,jianzhijiushinazijidexingmingkaiwanxiao。

guowangdejiyirutonghuandengpianbanzaizhouyonghuimianqianxunsushanguo,zhouyonghuixinzhongmanshibugan。

nandaowotangtangwangpaifeixingyuan,jingranyaosizaizheizhongdifangma!

zhouyonghuiyoushouchaozhecaokongtaihenhenyiza,xuanxiezhexinzhongdefenhen。

kehaoqiaobuqiaode,zheiyiquantou,ganghaozazaileyigehongsedeanniushang。

刹那间。

yuanbenhaifenwaianjingdejiashicangnei,huranxiangqileyilianchuanhaowuganqingdejixienvsheng。

“ding!linghaojizidongxunhangxitongqidong……”

“ding!xitongzidongjiancelinghaojidangqianzhuangtai!”

“longhunyinqingyiqiezhengchang!yinqingtuiliheji1300qianniu。”

“kongtianyitileidaxitongzijianzhengchang,jiancedaogaokongyoujiugebumingfeixingwumubiao!”

“kongkongdaodanxitongzijianzhengchang,guazaigk-8xinghaodaodan……”

“……”

“zhengshiqifeidaojishi:60miao!”

“59!”

“……”

cike,buguangshizhouyonghuihedengjianguo,jiulianzhaolao,liulaoheshenhoudeyizhongyuanshi,doubujinmengquanle。

啥玩意儿?

zhandoujiyeyouzidongxunhangxitong?

niyiweizhandoujishiwurenjini?hainengzaitianshangzidongxunhang?

zhandoujisuozhixingderenwu,benlaijiucuozongfuza,qingkuangshunxijibian,quanlanxing,meiyouneigecaozuoxitongnenggoujizhandoujianshangzidongjiashixitongde。

zhiyuhoumiandelonghunyinqing,neijiugengchele。

简直就是天方夜谭!

yaozhidao,jiulianziyouguozuixianjindef-22,caiyongdekeshishuangwolunfadongjijishu,fadongjituilidouzhiyousanbaiqianniu!

naparuci,f-22dedonglixitongyezuyizaizhandoujizhongyiqijuechen!

zheigeshenmelonghunyinqing,shanglaijiushi1300qianniu,hunongguini!

“简直就是胡闹!”

zhaolaoqidechuihuzidengyan,cike,tayijingwubiqueding,yanqianzheijiafeiji,jiushiyigeezuoju。

“daodishisheigaizaodezheijiaf-8,yidiankeyanjingshendoumeiyou!”

“yiweizhuonongwomenzheiqunlaojiahuo,henhaowanma?”

“jiuzheifeijibaochudexingneng,meiyouyigeshikeyishixiande,daodishishei!”

yipang,dengjianguojianzaiyeloubuzhule,zhinengdingzhezhaolaodeshengnu,dishengshuodao:“zhaolao,shisongqigaizaode……”

“宋齐!”

zhaolaoyanzhongshanshuozhefennudehuoyan。

“又是这小子!”

“kuiwohaiyiweizheixiaozilaoshile,meicengxiang,haishihecongqianyiyangjieaobuxun!”

“yihouzheixiaoziyaoshinengjinwomentianjianyanjiusuo,wozhaokeqingentasongqiyigexing!”

“jiuzheimegemoxingji,nenggoudadaotasuoshuodexingneng,wozhijiecongkexueyuancizhi,rangsongqizheixiaozilaidangzheigeyuanshi!”

“songqizaina!bazheixiaozijiwojiaolai!”

“ai……ai,haode。”dengjianguomozheetoushangdelenghan,butingdedianzhetou。

youjishenpangrendilegeyanse,zheirenlimaxinlingshenhui,qiaoranliqu。

“ding!longhunyinqingyidiaozhengzhizuijiazhuangtai,muqiandongli1500qianniu!”

“qifeidaojishi:10!”

“9!”

“8!”

“……”

“3!”

“2!”

“1!”

“起飞!”

下一秒。

yizhongwuyulunbidetuibeigan,shunjianxijuanlezhouyonghuiquanshen。

judadeyinqinghongmingsheng,xiangchesifang。

zhouyonghuifenmingkanjian,sizhoudechangjingzaizijidemianqianjisuhoutui,ertianshangdeyunceng,julizijiyuelaiyujin!

“**!”

“报告首长!”

“我上天了!”

“zhentaniangde**a!”