第2章
zhuangjindemeiyanranshangyigusushaqi，tayijiaochuaifeizhurunanren，lingyishouxunsuezhuzhangpozideyanhou。
zaizhuangdazhuheliucuihuajingedeyanshenzhong，zhuangjinqingqingsongsongjiangzhangpozijuleqilai。
zhangpozijiaolidimianbanmigao，xuanzaibankongzhongdengadengde。
yinweiqueyang，zhangpozilianxunsuzhanghong，houlonglifachu“huohuo”deshengyin。
“ajin，bunengsharen！neikeshiqishijincaomini！”jianzhuang，zhuangdazhuzhongshirenbuzhuyoukailekou，zhishizheikaikoushuochudehuaduoshaorangzhuangjinxinlibushufuqilai。
liucuihuashijimuyebianbale！kezhuangdazhuzheigeqinshengfuqinzainvershourudeshihou，haizhidianjizheneiqishijincaomi？！
zhuangjinxiemeiyixiao：“nicai，woganbuganshani？”shuozhe，shouzhongdelidaozhujianshoulong。
zhangpozizhiganjuekongqishunjiancongxiongqiangchouli，zhixiganlailin。
tapinmingdiputengzhegebohetui，zuilixianghanquezenmeyefabuchushenglai。
dingzhezhuangjinsushademeiyan，zhangpozishizhendepale，zheifengyatouzhendegansharen！！！
zhangpozideyanshenzhujiancongchangkuangbianchengqiqiu------
xiayimiao，kongqizhongmimanchuxunrendesaochouwei。
张婆子尿了！！！
“aiya，ajina，sharenshiyaochiguanside，nikebielianleiwomen！dazhu，nikuaiguanguanzheisiyatou！tazhendeyaosharenle！”
liucuihuasihucaicongzhenjingzhonghuiguoshen，tayipigudiezuozaidishangkuhaozhe。
“fangkaiwoniang，nigefengzi！”
jianzijilaoniangchikui，zhurunanrenwuzhexiongkouzhengzhaqishen，xiangzhuangjinpulai：“xiaojianren，kuaisongshou！”
zhuangjinxianqidepieleyanzhangpozi，shoubeiyigeshijing，baerbaijindezhangpozixiangzhezhurunanrenhenhenzaleguoqu。
“aiyou！”liangshengcanjiao，zhurunanrengangpaqilai，jiuyoubeizahuidishang，niangliangpanggungundeshenzibaozaiyiqi，zaidishanggululehaojiquancaikankantingxia。
“ke------teng------keke------aiya，laozhuangjiadedaguinvyaosharenla------”zhangpoziwuzhexiongkouziyaliezuidehanzheteng。
zhuangjinyigelengyansaoguoqu，duifanglimahaipadejinlesheng。
“gun！”zhuangjinlenglengchusheng，yanzhongshayiyourushizhibanshexiangzhongren，tashizaishibuxianghezheixierenzaimoji，zhuyaoshixianzaizheijushentitairuo，ganggangzhishijiandandehuodonghuodongbianjuedetouyanfayun，weiyoukaishijingluandetengqilai，zheijushentitairuole，tabixujinkuaijinshihuifutili。
jirenbeizhuangjindehenlihedaole，xiayishidechaozhemenwaipaoqu。
zaimaichuyuanmendeshihou，zhangpoziniuquzhelianxinyoubugan，tabeigeshijisuidexiaoguniangheniaole？taidiurenla！
zhangpoziehenhendechaozhuangjindefangxiangdengleyiyan，yuexiangyueqi，tashilailingerxifude，haochumeidedao，haiailedunda，xinlixiangxiangjiubiequdebuxing。
changkuangguanledezhangpoziyanzhuzidiliuliuyizhuan，gancuizuozaimenduoshanglaizhebuzoule。
“dajialaiqiaoqiaoa，laozhuangjiadedayatouganggangyaosharen，sheilaijiwolaopozipingpingli？”
“qiaowozheibozi，jiushibeineisiyatouqiade。”zhangpoziyibiankusuzhe，haiyibianchekailingkoujiluguodecunminqiao。
“liucuihua，woniangliangganggangkeshichadianjiusizainimenjia，nimenbixupeichangwomen！”zhangpoziyibiankuhaosapoyibianjizuozainiucheshangderenshiyanse，niucheshangderenjianlelijimingbaiguolai，ganzheniuchejiupaole。
liucuihuabenlaitingzhangpoziyaopeichangjiumeilehaolianse，zheihuierjianduifangzheishiquhanrenle，neizhangliangengshikuadelihai，tawanlezhuangdazhuyiyanhenhendemadao：“doushinineihaoguinvredehuo！”
zhangpozishigebizhangjiacunde，liangcunlidejin。
niuchehenkuaiquerfufan，cheshangzuozheqibagedahan，shenhougengshigenlaisanwushihaoqishixiongxiongderen，youbushaoshoulidoucaozhejiahuo，shenmechutoutieqiao，shenzhihaiyoujigeshoulihuiwuzheliandao。
liucuihuajianzhuangdunshihedetuiyiruan，lazhezhuangdazhujiuyaoguanmen。
nazhiduifangdongzuogengkuai，menshuanhaimeichashang，jiubeicheshangtiaoxialaideliangdahanyijiaojichuaifeile。
“shiniqifuwoshenzi？”yigedahanzhaozhezhuangdazhudelianjiushiyiquan。
zhuangdazhubeidadebixuehengliu，baozhenaodaiquansuojinjiaoluo：“bu，bushiwo，shiwojiadayatouda------dade！”
“biedawo，nimenzhaoneisiyatouqu！”zhuangdazhuzhizheshenhoudechaifang，chumaiqinshengnverneijiaogegancui！
laixunchoudejishihaorenyoubenxiangchaifang。
menbeichuaikaideshihou，zhuangjinzhengbaozhegewowotoukenzhe，tapaidiaoshouzhongzuihouyidiansuixie，huanhuanqishen：“zhenmeilimao！”
“chouya------”lairennuma，huahaimeishuowan，jiujianyanqianrenyingyishan，zhuangjindeyouquanyijinghongzaiweishoudahanfubu，dahanaiyouyishengxiangpangbiandaoqu。
zhuangjinshoujiaomalijingenzheyouyijiaochuaixianglingyirendexigaigu，“kaca”gulieshengxiangqi。
tongshi，zhuangjinzuoshouchengdaozhuang，pixiangdisanrendebojing------jigehuxizhijian，shijigedahanbeiliaodao。
“haiyouzhaosidema？”zhuangjinlenglenggouchun。
qiyurenjianzhuang，mianlujingju，hedechouchuqilai，buganzaiqingyishangqian。
dandanqieyezhishineimeyishun，tamenbuxiangxinjishigenanrennabuxiayigexiaoguniang。
tamenhuxiangduishiyiyan，youxunsuweilongguolai，bazhuangjinbaoweizaizhongjian。
zuoweiguojiadingjitegong，bieshuoyanqianzheixiezhuanghan，jiushishizi、laohulaile，neiyeshiqingqingsongsong。
kexianzai，zheijushentiliaodaoshijirenyishimianqiang！
zhuangjinxiaolianlengning，shenxikouqizhengyaochongguoqu。
turan，yizhenyunxuanganxilai，zhuangjinliangqiangjibucaikankanwenzhushenxing，zaitaiyanshi，tadeshuangyanyijingbunengzhengchangshiwu------
zhuangjinxinzhongkuxiao，zheijushentishiehualeyanlea！！！
jinjiezhe，zhuangjinbianshiquleshentidekongzhiquan，zaizhongrencuoedemuguangzhongzhilenglengdidaolexiaqu。
zhongrenjianzhuang，daxiao：“haiyiweiyouduonengnaini，daodihaishigeniangmener。kuai，henhenshoushilezheichouniangmener，ranhoudaizou。”
tamenzheishichentabingyaotaminga！yiqunbujiangwudedezhazha！
daodidezhuangjinxinzhongtuoma！
jishigerenfengyongershang，duizhedishanghunsiguoqudezhuangjinquandajiaoti。
zhuangjinsuiranbunengdong，danyishihaizai，meiyiquandazaishenshangdetengtongtadounengqingxideganshoudao，shenzhitahaichajuedaoyourenchenluanzaisichetadeyifu------
zhuangjindexiaoshuzhuangxiaohu，daizhexifuhaizihuilaideshihou，kandaodejiushiyuanneihunluandeyimu。
jianzhuang，zhuangxiaohuzhijuedexinjianjiandouzaizhandou，shiqideyeshixinhande，tanuhouyisheng：“kuaizhushou！”
“zhuangdazhunigesangliangxinde，niguinvaida，nidoubulanzhedema！”zhuangxiaohumaqizijideqingegeyidiandoubukeqi！
“wo，woshangqubuyedeaizouma。”zhuangdazhuqienuodesuozhebozi。
zhuangxiaohuhentiebuchenggangdesuileyikou：“wonangfei！”chaoqiyuanqiangjiaodesaobajiuchongleguoqu。
tongshichezhesangzifenfuzijiaxifuqucunlihanbangshou，wunaizheishichenzhengshijiajiahuhuxiadiganhuodeshihou，bangshouyishibanhuiyehanbulai。
hejishihaorenduida，henkuaizhuangxiaohuzijiyegualecai。
hunluanzhong，buzhidaoshisheichaozhezhuangxiaohudenaodaipaileyitieqiao，xuecicidecongetouwangxialiu，taxiayishishenshouyimo，shunjianzhengzhangcuguangdelianchenglegexuehulu。
zhuangxiaohushuangyannuzheng，limianranshaozhexiongxiongnuhuo。
“yiqunwangbagaozi，qirentaishen！”zhuangxiaohushahongleyan，liliangbaofaqiangxiayirenshouzhongchutou，huiwuzhejiuyaoxiangneirendingqu。
yucitongshi，yiweisuonanren，juzheshouzhongdetieqiaoxiangzhuangjinkaojin------
chajuedaoweixian，zhuangjinquebunengdong，xinlijidebuxing。
zhengzheishi，xiongkouyupeituransanfachuyiguzizhuoregan，naohaineiyexiangqiyidaoguailiguaiqidecanglaonansheng“jianghujiuji，zuzonglaiye！”
jinjiezhe，zhuangjinjiuchedishiquleduiwaijiedeganzhi，yishixianruyipianheian------
xiayimiao，zhongrenjiujiandishangdezhuangjindongle，tashenzijuliedejingluanjixia，shuangyanzhouranzhengkai，tengdicongdishangyiyuesanmigao，zhijietiaodaolewudingshang。
xianqianjuzhetieqiaokaojindenanrenchengmujieshedezhangdazuibadingzhefangdingderen，“kuangdang”yishengshouzhongtieqiaodieluo，zhengqiaozazaijiaomianshang，nanrenbaozhejiaoyatiaozhejiaoaihao。
xiaoguniangyishuanghaokandefengyanjugaolinxiapinikanzhezhongren，jinjiezhetajiejieyixiao，zuilijingranfachuyidaoguiyidecanglaonansheng：“ya！zhongyunengdajiale！heihei------”
hualuo，shouruodexiaorencongwudingfuchongerxia，zhuangxiaohujianleganjuezijidexinzangdouyaotingzhitiaodongle，zheimegaotiaoxialai，buhuishuaisima？
zhishibudengzhuangxiaohuxinjingwan，gengrangtajingdiaoxiabadeyimuyoufashengle。