第5章
“zhangwei，nikankannigandehaoshi！”
renqunzhonghuranzouchulaiyigeqishixiongxiongdedama，zhizhezhangweidebizijiukaima：
“nikankannijiwomenxiaoquzaotade，nijiazheimenshang，nikankanjiwomenzheishushang，lushang，daochudoushizheixiewanyier！”
zhangweizhuzaizheilideshijianbuduo，danzheidamatahaishizhidaode。
yeweihuideguanliyuanzhangdama，zhangzhezijiyoujingchengdayuandebeijing，pingshijingchangzaiyezhuqunliyaowuheliu。
zheigexiaoqusuirandoushixieyoutouyoulianderen，dansheidoupareshangtazheizhongren。
suiranzhangweikandaozheixiejiuzhidaoshisheinongde，danshitazuihenbierenzhizheta！
“niwenwoyoushenmeyong，zheishiwonongdema？”
zhangdamasihuconglaimeibeibierenzheimebujimianziguo，shunjiannachuleguanliyuandejiazi：
“zhangwei，nizheishishenmetaidu！nigaolerenjianvhai，haichugui，renjiazhaodaonizheili，nihaibuzhidaotiangaodihou！”
“jiushia，xiangtazheizhongnanren，jiugaidayibeiziguanggun！”
“zhangdamashiguolairen，shuonijijuzenmele，zhangweinibietaibolixin！”
yankanzhegengduoderenqihong，zhangdamayelikeshenqiqilai：
“zhangwei，nizheigebaihuaixiaoqufengqide**！nihaigangenwodahandajiao？！”
“nijinwanbixubazheixiequanbuchulidiao，zaibazhenggexiaoqudeweishengdasaoyibian！”
“zhenghaoxiaoqudeqiangyaofenshuayibian，zheibiqiannichu，jiusuanshigendajiadaoqianle！”
zhangweideliansebiandeyoudiannankan。
zheigelaotaipo，kantanianqinghaoqifu，xiangyaonataliwei。
buguohenkexi，shushurizi，zaiguojitian，buguantashenmebeijing，zaitayanlidouzhihuishigepi！
talengxiaoshuo：“zhangdama，nibieqirentaishen。”
xiayike，tazhijiejieletadeduaner：“quniannizhuangxiunonghuailelumiannidaoqianlema？nijiabanyezhuangxiubeitousujinjuzinidaoqianlema？”
“xianzaiyaowofenshuaquanxiaoqudeqiang？buhaoyisi，xiaoyemeiqian！”
“zhendangnizhangdelaojiunengyilaomailaoma？zhangzhenishoulideneipidadequanlizuoweizuofushangleyinshiba！”
“xiaoyejiubahualiaozheier，jinwanwoshenmeyebugan，mingtiandengxiaoyeshuibaolezhibazijiamenkoudasaoganjing。”“nibufuqijiubiezhe，youbenshijiulainongsiwo！”
zhangweishuowanjiuzhijiedakaimenjinleyuanzi，fanshouhongdeyishengbatiemenjiguanshangle。
zhangdamazaimenkouqidezhifadou：
“zheigezhangweidanganzheimegenwoshuohua，dengzhaogejihui，feiyaozhaogexiaoheiwujutajitian！”
yizhongyezhufenfenshangqianpaitamapi，xiwangzaitamianqianhungelianshu。
“duiduidui，taderuanleijiushifangzi，zhaogeliyoufengletafangzi，bupatabufuqi！”
zhangdamazheicaishufu，huihuishourangrendousanle。
zhangweihuidaowuzilijiujiedaolechangzongdedianhua：
“zhangshao，nizheizenmehuishia！resoudoubeinijibaole！”
“xianzainimengongsigujiakuangdie，jiukuaiyaojiandierle！”
“wozheigangmainigongsi，nijiujiwolaizheichuma！”
zhangweidakaidiannao，guoranwangshangyijingchaofantianle，jiamenkoudeqingkuangbeirenpaileshipinchuanshanglewang。
jianghuanchuanzheyishenshuiyi，kudelihuadaiyu，yiduankongsutaruheruheqirutadeqiuzhushipinzhijiebeizhuanfalechaoguoyibaiwanci！
zhangweikanzhezheixietieziheresou，jiuzhidaokendingshichendongzaibeihougaodegui，xianshilaizijijiamenkouzaota，ranhouhuyoujianghuanpaishipinshangchuan。
yonghaohuabieshupeishangzheixiehengfudazibao，zaijiashangjianghuanzheilihuadaiyude“wugu”xingxiang，bujinmoheiletagerenxingxiang，shundaizhebatagongsidegujiajizhengdebaodie！
haimeidengtahuiji，huranshoujijianghuandedianhuajiudalaile。
“zhangwei，zhidaowolihaileba，shixiangdejiuganjindaoqian！”
“nachuyibangufenjiwozuopeichang，buranwohaiyoudeshifazizhengni！”
jianghuansuiranbuzhidaozhangweifanshenmebingneimeduita，danshizijizaizheigenanrenshenshanglangfeineimeduoqingchun，benjiushikanzhongtadeqian，yaoshiyidianbenerdouyaobuhuilai，neibushikuidale？
genghekuangzijiyijingzhiyaoyibangufenle，zhangweishixiangdehuajiugailikejita！
zhangweilengxiaoyisheng，takaozaiyibeishang，shouzhiyouxiandeqiaozhezhuomian，chaofengdao：
“wohaiyiweiniyoushenmejiliang，nihechendongliangkenaodaijiaqilaidoumeierliangzhongba，guaibudenenggaodaoyiqiqu！”
江欢怎么可能承认：
“nifangpi，wogaosuni，wokeluzheyinni，nixinbuxinwozhijiefawangshangqushuoniwuxian！”
zhangweiyebugentafeihua：“neinifaba，daihuierwoyerangguangdawangyoukankan，nihechendongzheiduigounannvdemoyangshiduomeshangjing！”
shuowanzhangweizhijieguadiaoledianhua。
tazhongshenghuilaidiyitianjiurangguanjialaoyangjitazhaodaoledihaojiudianjiankong，cishijiuzaitadeshoujili，tatiaoxuanlejigezuijingbaodejingtou，doumeiyouniming，zhijiediushanglewang。
点击——发送！
发布成功！
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简直劲爆十足！
jiankongzhiliangbucuo，paichulaidejingtoudoushifenwanmei。
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pingmupadeyishengsuilie，chendongyepaolejinlai。
xiayimiaojiubeijianghuanzhuazhuyiling，dahou：
“tazenmehuiyoushipin！tazenmezhaodaode！”
chendongyejile，tayibazhangzhijieshanzaijianghuanlianshang：
“fengnvren，**naogoulemeiyou！”
tabenlaijiuyinweizheishierfanzhe，yaobushikanjianghuannengnadaozhangweidecaichan，tazenmehuigenzheizhong**hao，xianzaihaibeitahaideshenbaiminglie！
“ni**，chendongnijurangandawo！”
jianghuanqidezuozaidishangyonglidepaizhedimian，zhenghaocishidishangdeshoujixiangleqilai，yixiebuchanglianxideqidagubadayidoudalailedianhua：
“huanhuanya，shipinlidenvrenzhenshiniya！nizhenshidiujinlewomendelian！”
“jianghuan！nizenmeneimebuziai，nizenmejijiazudedidimeimeimenzuobangyang！niyihoubiehuilaojiale！”
jianghuanzuanjinshouji，yanlidenuhuoxiangshiyaoshaoqilai，tachezhesangzichaotamenhou，zuihoumaleilezhijiejiangshoujizadaoleqiangshang！
chendongzoushangqian，jiangjianghuanfuqilai，zheigenvrenhaiyouyongchu，yaozhengsizhangwei，rangzheizhongchunhuowangshangchongzuiheshile：
“huanhuan，womenxianzaiyinggaixiangdeshiyaozenmezhengsizhangwei，nilengjingdian！”
“你有什么办法？”
“woyougeshushu，shouliyouzhebangpai，shuoshihuatakanshangnihenjiule，zhiyaonipeitashuiyici，takendingyuanyibangwomenbaochou！”
jianghuandaizhileyimiao，zuihoubuganzhixindekanzhechendong。
chendongcishiyibajiangtabaojinhuaili，hongzhe：“huanhuan，nixiangqingchu，xianzaizhiyoutanengbangwomenle！”
jianghuanyaozheya，zhinengdaying：“zhiyaonenggaosizhangwei，woshenmedouyuanyi！”