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“这是哪？”
“wogangcaibushizaihemengpotangme？”
sucanzhengkaiyan，kandaotadeshenqianquansuozheyigezaishuijuedetaier。
sucandunshiyizhenfameng，faxiantachulegenshenqiandetaierxingbiebutongwai，bingmeiyouduodadequbie。
“**，woweihehaibaoliuzheqianshidejiyi，nandaoneiwanmengpotangchanshuile？”
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dengsucanshoujilejitiandexinxi，faxianzheilijingranbushilanxing，ershiyigewanzugongcundexuanhuanshijie。
gengzhongyaodeshi，sucandebeijingyoudianniucha。
tatoutaizaixuanhuangdaluwudachaojishijiadesujia，ertadelaodie，naishisujiadedangdaijiazhusuzhantian，yiweiniepanjingdechaojiqiangzhe。
xuanhuangdalu，wanzulinli，qiangzhecengchubuqiong，sujianengzaizheigeshijiechengbayifang，weizhenwangu，ziranyouzhechangrennanyixiangxiangdediyun。
ersucandemuqinhuamiaoyan，lailiyeshibuyiban，naishibaihuagongshangdaishengnv，ruobushibeisucandelaodiefuhuofangxin，weilaidingranyeshiweizhenyifangdeshengzhu。
keyishuosucanhaimeiyouchusheng，jiuzhanzailechangrenfendouyishengdoubukenengqijidezhongdian。
xiangwangchangyiyang，sucandelaoniangzaibangwanhexialeyiwansujiamizhidelingye。
zheilingyezhizhongyunhanzhegezhongqizhenlingwu，dandanshiqizhongderenheyizhong，douzuyizaidalushangxianqiyichangxingfengxueyu。
erzaisujia，zheijinjinyitianyicidebiaopei，daoxianzaiyijingchixulejiejinyibainiandeshijian。
meicuo，daoxianzaiweizhi，sucandelaoniangyijinghuailesucanhetademeimeikuaiyibainianle。
buguokexideshi，zheixielingyesucanjihuyidiandouxiangshoubudao，yinweitadetongbaomeimeishizaishitaikongbule。
zhijianduimiandenvyingjueqixiaozui，yiliandeyideyangzi，youruyigexiaomonvyiban，fengkuangdetunshizheneixielingye。
zuihoujinjinjisucanliuxiayidiudiu，rangsucanbuzhiyuesi。
zicongsucancongsannianqianyouleyishiyilai，jiuyizhizhongfuzheyanqiandeyimu，xiaomonvsihubitagengzaoyouleyishi。
jinbainianlai，jihusuoyoudelingyedoubeitaqiangzoule，basucanqidebuxing。
danshisucansihaomeiyoubanfa，zhinengyanzhengzhengdekanzhe。
xiaomonvqianshinaishilunhuinvdi，ruobushizaoyushuweidadishefushenshouzhongshang，shuobudinghuikuachuneichuanshuozhongdeyibu，chengweiwushangzhizun。
buguoyezhengshishangyishideyunluo，rangxiaomonvduilunhuitiyoulegengshendelijie，zaitaizhongbiansuxingleqianshidejiyi。
jiuzaizheishi，yigeruannuonuodeshengyinturanzaisucandenaohaizhongxiangqi。
“didi，jiejiejiangdabufenlingyexishou，dequeguofenledian，buguonifangxin，dengzanmenchushizhihou，wozihuiciniyichangwushangjiyuan。”
xianranneixiaomonv，kanchusucancishiyeyoulelingzhi，bijingxunchangtaierdeyanshenma，bukenengrusucanzheibanlingdong。
sucantinghou，gengshiyumenbuyi，kexitaxianzaihaibunengshuohua，gengbuhuichuanyin，zhinengzaixinzhongnannandao：
“sheishididi！wokeshizunguideyanhuangxuemai，longdechuanren，wozenmekenengshididi？wobixushigege！”
sucanyuanbenshiyigewangwenzuozhe，zaisikaoxiaoshuoqingjiedeshihou，turanlingguangyixian，xiangdaoleyigefeichangniuchadenaodong，
danshixiayike，yidaoleitingerjiang，sucanjiuchuanyuele。
“穿越者定律！”
“一、长得帅！”
“二、名字一样！”
“san、feichaitianfuniuchatianfu，gouxuekaiju！”
“si、fumushuangwangfumushuangwang！”
“wu、chuanyuezhehuiyongyoumouzhongqiangdadejinshouzhi！”
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“dandanshizheiqianwutiaolimian，wojiuzhanleyi、san、sitiao，xiangbidengwochushenghoumingzihaishijiaosucan，zheimeshuolaiwutiaozhanlesitiao，keshiwodejinshouzhini？zheidoukuaiyaoyibainianle，zenmehaibulai？”
jiuzaizheishi，sucandenaohaizhong，turanxiangqiledideyisheng。
【滴！】
【jianchadaosuzhuzhengzaihuhuanxitong，xitongzhengshishangxian！】
【zhengzaibangdingsuzhu......】
【绑定成功！】
【欢迎宿主使用！】
“hahaha！xitongnizhongyuchuxianzaile，nikeshirangwohaodenga！”
sucandunshirenbuzhujidongqilai，zuoweiyigechuanyuezhe，chuanyueqianhaishiyigexiaoshuozuojia，duiyuxitongzheidongxi，shizaishizaishuxibuguole。
sucanyouyutaiguojidong，yidengtuibuxiaoxintidaoleduimiandexiaomonv。
jiezhe，sucanjiuganjuezijidelianshang，beichuaileyijiao。
“choudidi，nixiangganma？yaozaofanbucheng？jingrangandazijidejiejiele！”
jiezhesucanlingyibiandelianshang，youaileyijiao。
“woren！woren！woren！”
“dengwogaoqingchuxitongdegongneng，dingyaozhongzhengegedeweiyan！”
xiangdaoxitongdecunzai，sucandunshibanuhuoyazhizhu，bingqieshentizidongchaozhesuolesuo。
shaoweilengjingleyixia，sucanzaixinzhongmoniandao：
“xitong，jieshaoyixianiziji。”
【滴！】
【benxitongmingwei‘wanbeiqianghuaxitong’，jianeryanzhi，jiushikeyijiangsuoyoushuyusuzhunindedongxi，douqianghuayiwanbei！】
【xitongdelengqueshijianweishitian，qianghuacishukeyileiji，xianzaisuzhudeqianghuacishuweiyici。】
“嘶~”
sucandunshizaicijidongleqilai，buguoyouleqianchezhijianzhihou，tabingmeiyouzuochuzhitishangdedongzuo。
wanbeiqianghuaxitong，sucanmeiyoutingshuoguo，danshinengjiangsuoyoushuyutadedongxi，douqianghuayiwanbei，zheigegongnengjianzhibuyaotainitian。
“xitong，nisuozhidezheigesuoyou，baokuowozishendetianfu、wuxingyijixiuliandegongfame？”
【滴！】
【suzhu，ninsuoshuodezheixie，zirandoushibaokuode。】
【xianzaixitongweininkaiqiqianghuazhiyan，zhiyaonenggouqianghuadedongxi，nindounengzhixiao。】
zheishi，sucanturanjuedezijideyanjingsihuhezhiqianyouxiebuyiyang。
takanxiangzijideshenti，turanyixieniantouzainaohaizhizhongchuxian。
【tizhi、xuemai、roushen、wuxing、shenhun......kejinxingwanbeiqianghua。】
“hahaha！zheixitongdangzhenshiniubishangtianle！”
“youlezheigexitong，yaobuleduojiu，wojiunengzhijiequanneng，daoshihoubieshuowozheigetaoqidemeimei，jiushizhutianwanjie，yedeguaiguaidechenfuzaiwodejiaoxia！”
“meimeiya，nibushiqifuwome？woxianzaijiuyaorangnizhidaozhidaogegedelihai！”
“xitong，jiwoderoushenjinxingwanbeiqianghua！”