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打扫厕所?
zhouweichifanderenmenfenfencetoukanleguolai,dangtingdaolulibeixueshenghuipaiqusaocesuo,xiangshiyixiao,dajiadoudongde。
xueshenghuihuizhangshiyangyi,fuhuizhangshizhaoyuan,buguanshishei,doubuhuifangguolulide。
zhongrenkanxianglulidemuguangyoujifenlianmin,zhaoresheibuhao,zhaorezheiliangren,buzhidaozijijijinjiliang,xianzaibuguoshiganggangkaishi。
jiupatalianbiyedouchengwenti。
“nikeyijujue,danshihuibeikouxuefen,yingxiangnibiye。”
luligangganghuifu,buxiangretaiduodemafan,erqieduiyuzheixiecaituanyouduodadeshiliyebutaiqingchu,yizhimangkebushitadexingge。
lianshangfuxianchuyimolengxiao,diandiantoudao:“haode,wozhidaole。”
“yohe,ludanvxubushihenlihaima?zheijiusongle?”
xieduimianyigepangzimiandaihengrouchuyanjifeng。
“tapashilianzijidexingdoubaobuzhule,xianzaiyinggaijiaozhangli,zhangjianvxuzheikoufanbuhaochia。”
“wotingshuonilaopoyouquhuajinhuisuole,niyeruzhuizhangjiasannianleba,youhuajinhuisuodeshaoyelejiezhangliduoma?”
“哈哈哈哈哈哈!”
sizhouchongmanlehuanyudexiaosheng,zheibangrenjialidoufuzu,zaiwaimianshifujiagongzi,keshizaiguizuxuexiaoli,yejiushigeputongren,lulifangfonenggourangtamenzhaodaoneimeyisiyouyuegan。
lulinaqishoulidebaozi,yaoleyikou,diaoguotoukanzheneigepangzi,muguangzhizhongshajixianlu,yishunjianpangzizhijuedezijiruzhuibingku,quanshenshangxiajiangzailedangchang。
fanyingguolaixinliyouxienaoxiuchengnu,buganzaiquxiao,taganjuedechulai,lulideshentilixiangshiyinzangzheyizhihonghuangmengshouyiban。
xiawu,xuexiaoweishengjianli,lulibaxishoutaicashiganjing,anyanerzoulejinlai,kandaolulideshihoulengleyixia,tabeixueshenghuipailaidasaocesuodeshiqingyousuoerwen。
zhishimeixiangdaotahaizhendezaizhei,anyanertingxiajiaobudao:“shiwodecuo,yihuierwobaneixieqianjini,suanshiyizhongbuchang。”
lulifangxiamobudiaoguotoukanzheta,shuodao:“woshuoguo,buyaoqian,niruguobazuowolaopodangzuoyizhongbuchang,wojieshou。”
anyanerchixiaoyishengjinlelimian,tashizaixiangbumingbai,lulizheizhongshenmedoumeiyou,lianzunyandoubeirencaizaijiaoxiaderen,juranhaishewangyiqinfangze,shizaihaoxiaozhiji。
yemujianglin,chiguofanhoululihuidaosushe,ruoshiyidiqiushangdemoqi,zijixiulianqianwannianyeweibichedihuifu。
taxianzaigengxuyaoxiewutishengzijideshili,bunengbaxinsiquanfangzaianyanershenshang。
“diqiushangyebuzhidaoyoumeiyouxiuxianzhe,ruoshiyou,neibangfenggoukanjianmoxiubidinghuijiangwosichengsuipian。”
“nanbuchengwoyaozaizheixuexiaozhizhongzuokunshou?”
chuangwaideyueguanggewaijiaojie,lulidemianpangfuxianchuyimoningzhong,moxiuhuijutianxiayin、hui、xie、weiyishen,putongrenpengjianzheizhongdongxi,jiusuanbujikebaobi,yejueduihuobuzhang。
“先锤炼自身吧!”
anyezhixia,lulizaicibeimoqibaoguo。
ciriyizao,shoujixiangleqilai,lulizhengkaiyanjing,shanguoyisiyinhen,jintianshilibaitian,xueshenghuineibangrenmeiwanlema?
“wei?sheia?daqingzaodadianhua!”
dianhuaneitouchuanlaiyidaoqingcuidenvsheng:“wo,xiaodana,nizenmehaimeilai?”
小丹是谁?
lulifeisudesouxunzhenaohailidejiyi,haimeidengxiangmingbai,dianhuaneitoujiezheshuodao:“nishuimihuleba?wangjingligangcaidoumajiele,shuoyaokaichuni,kuaidianlaiba!”
lulihuranxiangqilai,zheijushentidezhurenhaishenjianyifengongzuo,zhoumozaiweilianxicandiandangfuwuyuan。
“好,我马上来。”
“kuaidianba,jintianfagongzi,nibeirangwangjinglizhuadaobabing,yifenqiandoubujini。”
“知道了。”
lulijiandandexishuleyibalian,chulexiaomenzhibenxicandian。
zheishiyijiagaodangxicandian,zhuyaodegukejiushiguizuxuexiaodexuesheng,bijingzheilidexueshengdouyouqian,zhoubianxuexiaodeyixieqiongxueshengzaizheidagong。
lulishizheijiadianliweiyiyigehanjiangguizudaxuededagongzhe,beidianlideqitarenxiaochengshiguizufuwuyuan。
xiaodanshibuyuanchuyijiashifanxuexiaodaerdexuesheng,zhangxiangyoujifenjunqiao,genluliguanxibucuo,wangjinglizheigerensishiduosuile,jingchangduidagongdenvdaxueshengdongshoudongjiao。
tingshuoyiqianhaibayigenvxueshengduzigaodale,yinweiduixiaodanmaoshoumaojiao,genlulichaoguoyijia,yizhizaizhaotachaer。
lulizainaohailifeisuguoleyibianjiyi,taiqitouyijingzhanzailexicandianmenkou,daolegengyishihuanhaoyifu,chumendeshihou,menkouzhanzheyigesishiduosuidenanren。
lveweiyouxietuding,feitoudaer,tingzhegepijiudu,muguangzhongtouzheweisuo。
“wangjingli,lulixuexiaozuotiankaoshi,tashuidewanle。”yigeershiduosuideguniangpaoleguolai,yibianpaoyibianjieshizou,paoshangqianyouxieqichuanyuyu,kanxiangwangjinglijichugexiaorong:“chidaogaikoujiukou!”
wangjinglimizheyanjingzaixiaodanshenshangdaliangleyiyan,pixiaoroubuxiaodehenghengliangsheng,diaoguotouzoule。
xiaodananansongleyikou,shangqianyibalazhelulidao:“nigaoshenmea?buzhidaotayizhizhaonichama,jintianjiufagongzile,renyirenba。”
lulidiandiantou,meishuoshenme。
shangwushidian,dianliluluxuxukaishilailekeren,yitiandegongzuokaishile。
handongsheng,yizuoguseguxiangdebieshunei,duankunzoudaomenqianqiaoleqiaomen。
“jinlai!”shengyindaizhejifenyinchen。
duankundakaimenzoujinqudizhetou,gongzheyao,gewaidegongjing,zhanzaibangongzhuoqiankaikoudao:“qianzong,chaqingchule,lulijiushisannianqianlujiadeerzi,jiriqianzhujinleyiyuan,chadiansile,meichadaotayouguoshenmelianwudejingli。”
qianbingzhonglianselalexialai,bashoulidewenjianjiafangzaiyipangdao:“nideyisishishuo,niliangeganggangcongzhongzhengshichulaidebingren,doudabuguo?”
duankuntingdaozheihua,etoushangdehanmaolechulai,tamingbaizijidejiazhi,shenxileyikouqidao:“qianzong,renshijianqirenyishizhongduo,luliyiwangdeshiqingwomenchabudao,zheijitianwoyijingwanquanhuifu,jintianbatayuedaotiannanjulebuyishibianzhi。”
“keyi,niqubanba,daoshihouwoyequ。”
duankunchulemen,zhanzaimenkoulenglehaoyihuier,zijimingyunruhejiukanjinwan,buguozuoweitiannanjulebudechangshengjiangjun,tahaishihenyouxinxinde。
bangwanqidianzhong,xicandianyijingbinpengmanzuo,menwaiyipaipaochedaizhehongmingshenggewaiyinrenzhumu,chetingxiahouzhaoyuanxialeche,taiqitoukanleyiyanzheijiadian。
“yaner,zheikeshixuexiaozhouweizuihaodeyijiaxicandianle,tingshuochuzidoushicongoumeizhaolaide。”zhaoyuanjieshaodao。
“naerdouyiyang,meibiyaozheimelongzhong。”anyaneryilianwusuowei。
“shiwobudui,jiranwoshigennidaoqian,dangranyaolongzhongyidian。”zhaoyuanyilianqidaidekanzhezheijiadian,tazhidaolulizaizheijiadianshangban。
jinwanxuanzezheili,jiushiyaobalulizuihouyidianzizundasui,rangtazhidao,zijigentashilianggeshijiederen,napashidengzijiyiyan,doushiyaofuchudaijiade。
lifeifanjimangzouzaiqianmian,yilianchanxiaodao:“zhaoshao、andaxiaojielimianqing。”
jinlelimian,qiantingjiedaizouguolaidao:“qingwenxianshengyouyudingma?”
“meiyouyuding,buguowoyaozhidingyigefuwuyuanweiwofuwu。”zhaoyuanshuangshouchadou,miandaiaoqi。
“qingwenninxiwangsheiweininfuwu?”
“陆离!”
anyanertingdaolulimeitouyitiao,ganjueshiqingyouxiebudui,kaikoudao:“zhaoyuan,nishilaigenwodaoqiandema?”
“dangranshigennidaoqiandea!”zhaoyuansonglesongjiandao:“zheilifuwuyuankeshiyouxiaofeide,tazaizheishangban,woshizhaogutaa,zaishuole,nibuhuizhenxihuantaba?takeshizhangjiadenvxu。”
“wo......。”
anyanerzhidao,liangjiabunengnaotaijiang,yaoburanshuangfangfumulianshangguabuzhu,napazuoyangziyedezuoyangzi,fouzetajintianjiubuhuilaile。
daoleweizhi,jirenzuoxia,lulinazhecaidanzouleguolai,kandaozhaoyuanweiweiyileng,kaikoudao:“jiwei,chidianshenme?”
“nikanbuqisheini?banimencaidanshangsuoyoudecai,geshangyifen。”zhaoyuandianzheyigenyan,chaozhelulilianshangtuleshangqu:“wotiqianshuoyixia,zheilidefancaibixuganjing,ruoshibuganjing,bieguaiwobujiezhang。”
lulimeishuohua,baozhecaidandiaoguotouzoule。
rucidadeshoubi,zheshijingren,suiranzheilishifujiagongzidejujidi,keshiyikouqibacaidanshangsuoyoucaidoudianle,haishitouyizao。
budaobangexiaoshishijian,qibazhangzhuozipinchengyizhang,caipinmanmulinlang,bazhenggedianlisuoyourendemuguangdouxiyinleguolai,zhouweirenfenfennachushoujipaishipin。
caishangdechabuduo,zhaoyuanzhanqishenchaozhelingbangougoushouzhidao:“woyaotousu。”
“tousu?”lingbanlengle,jimangdao:“xiansheng,womennalizuodebuhaoma?”
“不卫生!”
“zheizenmekeneng,womenshiquanshideweishengxianjindanwei。”
“shima?”zhaoyuanyongshouzhizheluli,miansedaizhejifendeyidao:“taneishuangshoudasaoguocesuo,jiuzheimejiwoduancai?”