第5章
zhibojiancongzuichudechenmokaishibianderenaoqilai，jianjiandeyiweiweizaixianguanzhongkaishibiwenningfande“lingyigegongshi”daodishishenme！
“lingyigegongshibunengjiangle。”
suizheningfanzheijuhuashuochukou，zhibojianlisuoyourenshunjianjiubumanleqilai。
“wei！nizheigezhubomeiyousuzhi！diaorenweikou？！”
“jiushia！niyabujiushixiangyaoliwuma？！laozijinilaiyigehuojian！”
zhibojianliyijingyouleershiduogeren，haiyougetuhao，fanshoujiujiningfanshualeyigehuojian！
“ganjinjiang！biemoji！”
tuhaofaxiaoxicuicuningfanganjinjiang，keshiningfanhaishiyaoleyaotoushuodao：“duibuzhudajia！”
“xinwudaihenengxitongshuyujuemijishu！lilungongshiwozhinengjiangyiban！”
xiaoxiqushunjianjiuzhaguole。
“**！nixiaozijilianbuyaolian！jinishualiwunihaibugan！”
“jiushi！niganjinjiang！haixiangyaoliwuzenmede？！”
tuhaodagefanshouyoushilianggehuojian！
xiaoxiquderenyixiazijiuyaohuoyueqilaile。
“榜一大哥牛逼！”
“wokaole！zhubonihaibujiangshibushibujidagemianzi？！xiacihainengbunengjinidashangle？！”
zhibojiandereduyejisudeshangzhang，duanduanjifenzhongjiuzhangfenwubaiduo。
yigegedekanzheningfanzheigezhubopingpingwuqide，buyoudezaixiaoxiquyigejiezheyigedeshualeqilai！
“zheizhuboxingbuxinga！？shibushipianzia？！”
“nandaozhenyoukeyanrenyuanjinxingzhiboa？！haishenmechaohelilun，chuiniuniba！”
“jiushijiushi！zheizhubobantianbuganshuohua，wokanzheigujiyoushiyanxide！”
“zheinimahainengren！dajiajubaota！fengtahao！”
kandaozheili，yizhimomodengdaidehuakexiexiaowangzhongyukaikoule：“geweixiongdijiemei！shaoanwuzao！”
“woshihuaguokexuejishuxiehuidewangyonggang！”
“wokeyizhengmingzheiweizhubogangcaisuoshuodejiushiguojiazhongyaomimi！zhiyaozhidaoletadelingyigegongshi，womenyexuzhendekeyishixiandi5daihenengjishu，jiunenggouzaihenengliyongzheigesaidaochaoguoxifangshinianshenzhiershiniandeshijian！”
suoyourenyikandaozheixiaoxi，duanzandezhenjingzhule。
“shenmegui？！nishuozheigexiaozhubohaishikeyandaniu？！”
“bukeneng！jueduibukeneng！keyandaniunayouchulaizhibode？！”
“nixiaozishuodeshizhenshijia？！wogangcaineijigehuojianbunengbaishua！zhiyaoshizhende，zhubobujiangwoyerenle！”
“duia！zheigexiaowangdeshenfenbuzhidaoshibushizhende！”
huakexiedexiaowangyikanbeirenhuaiyi，suishoujiubazijidekeyanzhengjianbianhaofaleshangqu，rangzhongrenzaiwangshangchayicha。
“woqu！haizhenshi！kexiekeyanchuangxinzuzuzhang！”
“haojiahuo！zhendeyoukeyanrenyuan！tazheigehaoguanfanghaiyourenzheng！”
“dayanledayanle！zheizhubohaizhenshiyouliao！”
“wodiu！tainiule，mamazaiyebuyongdanxinwodexuexile！wozaizhibojianjiunengxuexigaokeyanle！”
xiaowangduicimeizaiduoshuoshenme，ershifaxiaoxibiwenningfan。
“nidaodiyoumeiyouxiayigegongshi？！niyaozhidaokeyanbunengerxi！”
ningfandiantouquedingdeshuodao：“woshuoyoujiuyou！dabulenikeyizhaoxiangguanzhuanyedejiaoshoulaijiancha！”
“zaizheshuo，woyijingfaledabufendechaohelilungongshidaohuakeyuandedazhongkechuangyouxiang！”
“zhiyaotamenjianyanchulaijieguo，yiqiejiuqingchule！”
zhibojianliderenyitingningfanzheihua，gengshicengcengcengdejiuzhakailezhibojiandexiaoxiqu，yigegedeshuapingdefazhelianggezi：
“牛笔！”