第一章 相亲相爱一家人

diyizhangxiangqinxiangaiyijiaren

东海宜州大学。

cishiyijingshiwanshangbajiudian,xiaoyuanzhongyipianjijing,zhiyouzaicaochanghaiyouxierenyundongdaqiu。

nanshengsusheliderendaduozaidayouxi,yourentangzaichuangshangyibiankoujiaoya,yibiankanzheshoujishaxiao。

zheishihoufangjianmenbeirenlakai,yigechuanzhelanqiubeixindenanhaihandao:“woqu,nimentingshuomeiyou,zanmensushedejiangxiaoli,gangcaizaicaochangmolejiangxinran,haiyazaitashenshangni!”

“zhendejiade,neigexiangxialaixiaoziganmojiangxinran?”

“shia,wotingshuozhaotianyuneijiahuoxianzaiqidaofakuang,xianzaizhengmanshijiezhaotani!”

“shia,gangcaiwozailanqiuchangqinyansuojian,jiangxiaolipazaijiangxinrandeshenshang,wokanbuzhishimolexia,tahaiguyideroulerouni!”

“**,haiguyiroulerou,zhaotianyubudechiletaa!”

“shia,zhaotianyuyizhibajiangxinrandangzijineidingdenvpengyou,shangciyougedayidexinshengbuguoshigenjiangxiaohuawenlegelu,jiubeitadairendudaocesuodaleyidun,meiduojiujiubitazhuanxuele。

“jiangxiaolizheigezhuanxuelaidefeiwu,zhenshibuzhidaosizizenmexiea!”

zhongrenrehuochaotiandeliaozhe,turansushementurantuikai,yigeshencaigaodaquexiaoshoudenanhai,wuzhelianzoulejinlai。

kandaotazoujinlai,sushelidejirendoutingzhileqieqiesiyu,yongwanweideyanshenkanzheta。

jiangxiaolisihuhaibuzhidaofashengleshenmeshier,yitouwushuidezoudaosushe。

tagangcaizaicaochangpaobudeshihou,yinweizhuanguotoukanqiu,yibuliushenzhuangzaiqianmianyigenvshengshenshang。

dangshiliangrenyigeshizhongshuaizaidishang。

houlai,tazhiganjuezijiyazaiyidatuanwenruandewutishang,taxiayishidenieleyixia,jinjiezhelianshangbianbeirenhenhendeshanleyibazhang。

huiguoshenlaicaifaxian,zijishenxiadeshiyigezhangfapiaopiaomianrongjinglidenvhai,ertadeshouzhenghaosibusidehaienzairenjiadeshenshang。

shihoutayejimangzhanqishendaoqian,nvhaihenhendedengletayiyanhou,bianzhuanshenlikaile。

houlaitacaizhidao,neigenvhaijiaojiangxinran,shitamenyizhoudaxuedexiaohua,erqietahaiyougefengkuangdezhuiqiuzhezhaotianyu。

zhaotianyusuanshiyizhoushiyangaozhongdexiaoba,tafuqinshiyizhoutianyuzhiyaodedongshizhang,waigongtingshuoshidonghaishengmoushiquanbumendeshangji,zaitamenzheiqunputongxueshengyanzhong,renjiasuanshizhenzhengdequanerdaijiafuerdai。

zheirangjiangxiaoliyouxiedanyou,zijishigeputongdexuesheng,genzhaotianyujingshuibufanheshui,zheicibuxiaoxinzhuangdaolejiangxinran,zheihuibuhuiyinqitadebaofu。

gangtangzaichuangshangdejiangxiaolizhengzaihusiluanxiang,zheishihou,shoujituranzhendongleyixia。

“dingdong,qunyoudizang,yaoqingnijiaruqunliao,xiangqinxiangaiyijiaren!”

“地藏?”

jiangxiaoliyitouwushui,zheigequnyoushenmeshihoujiade,touxiangshiyigelaoshidedizangpusatupian,xianghedefoxiangxiapazheyizhimianmuzhengningdeditingshenshou。

“xiangqinxiangaiyijiaren?”

buhuiyoushidianshangxiaoshouhuozheshidianzanzhuanfadequnba!

suiranxiangbuqilaizheigedizangqunyoushishei,buguochuyulimao,jiangxiaolihaishidianlejiaru,ruguoqueshiweishangqunzaituichujiushile。

“youyudeniutoujiaruqunliao,mimangdemamianjiaruqunliao,wuchangxiaoheijiaruqunliao,wuchangxiaobaijiaruqunliao,......,aotangpopogenqunyoubushihaoyouguanxi,qingzhuyiyinsianquan!”

wuchangxiaohei:“aotangpoposhishei?”

aotangpopo:“woshinijiamengayi!”

wuchangxiaobai:“nizenmehuanhaole?”

aotangpopo:“wogangcaichangleyixiaxintangdepeifang,yibuxiaoxinbalaohaojiwangle!”

......

mimangdemamian:“neizheigexinlaidejiangxiaolishishei?”

youyudeniutou:“xiongdi,biewen,jiranlaodaqinziyaoqinglaide,kendingshimougedalaodexinhao!”

wuchangxiaohei:“woqu,youyoudalaojinqunle,qundiwei-1”

wuchangxiaobai:“qundiwei-1”

mimangdexiaomage:“qundiwei-1”

baotangpopo:“qundiwei-10086。”

rixiaoyou:“dalaoxiaoxin,zheiqunlidoushijilao,fahongbaokepocai!”

yexiaoyou:“loushangyibanbushuohua,shuodehuadouzhengjie!”

kandaoyouxinrenjiaru,yitansishuiyibandequnliaodunshifeitengqilai。

jiangxiaolishunzhequnpaimingwangshangmiaoleyiyan,qunzhuzhengshiyaoqingzijijiaqunde“dizang”。

shengxiaderenyuanshubairen,weishoudejige,qinguangwang、chujiangwang、songdiwang、wuguanwang、yanluowang......dengdeng,gezhongdifuderenwudouyou,buguodaduobushuohua,zhiyouyiqunxiaowuchangzaixianliao。”

“zheigequnlideren,haitingzhongerde!”

jiangxiaoliqingxiaoleyisheng,zhunbeijieshiyixia,ranhoutuiqun。

“欢迎新人入群!”

zheishihou,qunzhudizangzhijiefachuyigedahongbao。

kandaohongbao,jiangxiaoliyanjishoukuaixunsudianzhong。