第6章
“laotiana！wobujiushitoukanlegebiguafuxizaoma！yemeibiyaohanjunduilaitongjiwoba！”
“nimenkuaikanzheiqunshibingdechuanzhe！neikeshiqingyisedegaokejizhuangbei！youqishizheizhongguimo！zheiqunrenkongpashilongxiadekuaisufanyingbudui！”
“kuaisufanyingbudui？nandaotamenjiushizuijinzhenggelongxiadahuodekuaisufanyingbudui？neikeshipeizhilewomenlongxiazuigaokejizhuangbeidebuduia！weishenmehuilaizheili？”
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mianduizhuangbeirucijingliangdelongxiakuaisufanyingbudui，yishijianzhenggexiaoyuanneidourenxinhuanghuang，shenzhiyouxiejunmixueshengdoukaishixiangdajiakepuchufeijuemirenwu，longxiakuaisufanyingbuduijueduibuhuichuxiandexiaoxi......
教室内。
“nimenshuo......xuexiaodaodifashengleshenme，jingranyouzigejingdonglongxiadekuaisufanyingbudui！”
“hainengshishenme！kendingshixuexiaoweifanleshenmejimishiqing，buranshiyinweita？”shuozhe，wanggangzhilezhizhanzaiyipangchenmowushengdechendian。
ercishi，zhanzairenqunzhongdezhoulaoshituranjiedaolelaizixueyuanxiaozhangdedianhua。
“laozhou，niganjindaizhenidexueshenghuijiaoshi，daihuiyougefeichangzhongyaoderenlai！jizhu！yangebaomi！”
tingzhedianhuaneitouxiaozhangyuqiyanjundehua，benlaihaixiangdiaokanjijudezhoulaoshi，lianseyezhujianyanjun，suishuopinxingbuzenmeyang，danyigenengdanglaoshiderenduoshaohaishiyoudianyanlijian。
kuangqie......zheimeduojunren！
jiusuanyongjiaozhitouxiangdouzhidaokenengchudashile！
erqie！zheigedashideyuantoushizijibanshangde！
“tongxuemen，jiedaoxueyuantongzhi，suoyouxueshengyilvfanhuijiaoshidengdaijiancha，404bandetongxue！genwoyiqihuijiaoshiba！”guaduandianhua，zhoulaoshizhilezhizaichangdesuoyoutongxuedashengyaohedao。
“zhoulaoshi！daodifashengshenmeshiqingle，zenmehuizheimeduojunren！”
“shia！womenhaoduanduandelaixuexiaotianbaogezhiyuan，zenmehuichuzheidangzishiqing。”
“dui！kuaifangwomenchuqu，wohaiyuelewonvshenxiawuyiqiqukandianyingni！bielanzhewo！”
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tingzhezhoulaoshideyaohe，yishijianyongjizaizhiyuantianbaochudetongxueluanzuoyituan，shenzhiyougebiecitouhaixiangpaochuxuexiao，danwuyiliwai，quanbubeizaiwaifengsuoxuexiaodelongxiakuaisufanyingbuduizudang。
erchendiansuozaide404bandesuoyoubanjitongxuezebeizhoulaoshidaihuilebanji，dengdaizhexiaozhangkouzhongdedarenwudaolai。
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“xunlao！ninmandian，nimandian！”
jiaoxuelounei，wenqiwuzhenggenzhebufafeikuaidexunzhilichaochendiansuozaidejiaoshikuaisuganqu。
liangrenshenhouzhenggenzheyiqunxuexiaodezhurenhaiyoubeigongquxidexiaozhang。
tamenheshijianguozheimedadezhenzhang。
erqie，zheigezhenzhangdeqiyinjingshizijixuexiaodexuesheng！
“mandian？！nijiaowozenmemandian！！”
“duoshaonianle！nigaosuwoduoshaonianle！laoyidaimeizuocheng，womenzheiyidaiyemeizuocheng，hejubiana！haishibirehejubianhaiyaoqianduandechanwu！lenghejubian！”xunzhilihunshenzhandoudechaowenqiwuhouzhe，yanyujianjinshijidong。
shia！yigechaoyuebaimaoyingdechanwu！
yigekuayueshidaidechanwu！
yigehaofeileliangdairenxinxueyanjiuzuanyanquehaimeiwanchengdedongxi！
kejiushizheiyangdeyigedongxi，juranbeiminjiandeyiweigaosanxueshengchenggongyansuan，zheiyangderencaizennengburangxunzhilijidong！
kanzhexunlaorucijidongdeshense，wenqiwucalecaetoushangdexihan，limazhuantouchaoshenhoudexueyuanxiaozhangkaikou。
“shangxiaozhang，haiyouduojiudao？”
“kuaile！wensuozhang，zhuangewanjiudaole，woyijingdadianhuahanlaoshirangtamenzaibanjilidengzhele。”
“neijiuhao！qingninkuaidiandailuba！”
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404bannei，neiqunbeizhoulaoshisuodaihuidebanjixueshengcikehaiyouxiemenmenbule，sihubingbumingbaizhoulaoshihandajiahuibanjiyoushenmeyongyi，danpoyushenweibanzhurendeweiya，zhongrenhaishiguaiguaizuozailekezhuozhiqian。
“zhoulaoshi，daodishichushenmeshiqingle？rangnidouzheimeyansu！”
shenweizhoulaoshidediyigoutuiziwanggangjianzhoulaoshizheibanyansudeshenqing，limakaikouxunwen。
wenyan，zhanzaijiangtangshangdezhoulaoshibingweizhengmiandafuwanggang，zhishiyuqiyouxieshenmidegaosuzhongrenzaijiaoshineidengdaijike。
jianzhuang，wanggangyemeiyouzaiwen，zhuanshenkanxianglezuozaijiaoshimoweidechendian，yongzhejihudiaokandeyuqichaochendianshuodao。
“chenzhuangyuan！zaojiuhenishuobielaixuexiaole，nikanzheixiahaole，quandoubeiliuzaixuexiaole，buranzheimedianshijiandougouniquzhaogechangshangbanle。”
“hahaha！wanggangnihaizhenbieshuo，womenxuexiaofujinganghaoyougechangzi，womendechenzhuangyuankenengjiushiweilezaixuexiaojianjianzanmen，ranhoujiujinchangshangbandeba？！”
huayuluoxia，yuanbenjijingwushengdejiaoshiyouzaidiaokanchendiandehuayuzhongzhujianhuoyueqilai。
fangfochendianzhendejiushi404banjidexiaobing。
ermianduitongxuemendechaoxiao，zuozaijiaoluodechendianbingweifanbo，fandaoraoyouxingqudekanzhediaokanzijidejigetongxue，zuijiaodexiaoyishenzhidouyoudianyangaibuzhu。
笑吧！你们就笑吧！
laozixinxinkukukongfenyinian，weidekejiushijintian。
daoshihounimenkudoubuyidingkuchulai......
erzaiyipangdexiayingcikeyizhizhuyizhejirenduichendiandechaofenghaiyouchendiandeshense，dangtakanzhechendianfuxianchudeshense，sihuchendianhenqingchuzheiyicifengsuoxuexiaodaodishiyinweishenmeyuanyin。
嘭——
yishengjuxiangcongjiaoshiqianmenchuanlai。
tingdaoshengyinbanjineiyizhongtongxueshuashuachaoqianmenkanqu。
cishideqianmenbuzhiheshichuxianle，liangweimianseyanjun，qichangjiqiweiyandebaibinlaozhe。
erzailiangrendeshenhouzaoyijujilezhongxueyuandezhurenhaiyoubeigongquxidexiaozhang，shenzhikanzhurenyuxiaozhangdemoyang，sihuzheiliangweilaozhedelaitouyichangdeqiangda。
“shangxiaozhang！ninzhongyulaile，zheiliangweishi？！”
zhoulaoshikandaoxiaozhangdechuxianlimayifugoutuizideshenseyingleshangqu，danzuoweirenjingdezhoulaoshizenmehuikanbuchuliangweilaozheshenfendiweidexianhe，gueryouxieyihuodewendao。
wenyan，shangxiaozhangqueshiduizhoulaoshibailebaishou，limajiangzijimianqiandexunzhilichanfushanglejiangtai。
jianzhuang，zhoulaoshishiqudechaobianshangranglairangmomozhanzaiyipangkanzhemianqiandelaozhehaiyoushangxiaozhang，xinlibujinfanqiledigu。
danhaimeidengzhoulaoshiduoxiang，zhanzaijiangtaishangdexunzhilixianshimuguangsaoshileyiquanjiaoshineidetongxue，suihouyongzhezhongqishizuhuayuchaoshuodao。
“qingwen，nimennaweishizuotianwangminketougaodechendiantongxue？!”
huayuluoxia，quanchangyipianjijing，jiulianzhanzaijiangtaiyipangdezhoulaoshidouyishilengshen。
zhengdangzhongrenhaiweifanyingguolai，jiaoshijiaoluo，zaoyidenghouxujiudechendianzaizhongrenchayideyanshenzhongzhanqishenlaixiaolianyingyingdechaoxunzhilishuodao。
“shiwo！wojiushichendian！”