第一章开局我是狗
“leili，nibuyaozaidatale，zaizenmeyang，ta……tayeshinidage！”
lianshangfanzheleishui，bilebiyanjing，chenyiqingjiexialeyinsexiaoyaodai。
“dage？tayoushenmezigedangwodedage？”woshileijiadetianzhijiaozi，taleijinshishenme？shiyezhong！shigou，tapei？！”leilinushenghedao“jiwojixutuo！”
chenyiqingshangxinjuewang，shuangyanwuzhu。
“leili，nizheige**，youshenmechongwolai！”
“nizheigezasui，qifuyigenvren，suanshenme？！”
leijinfennudepaoxiaozhe，faguomeishao，quediluodeshixianxue，yibuzheti，queluluodeshimanshendechuangshang。
lingtangzhishang，dangzhefuqindeshiguweihan，houmafangchunhuadaizheerzileiliyijingpobujidaideluchulechouloudeyimian。langyongyuanshilang，fuzheshenziyeweibishiqufu。
duiyuleijinzheigesishengzieryan，tagenbenwuyiheleilijingzhengrenhedejiachan，tazhixiangyouyigejia，keshizaishizaitamendeyanli，rongbuxialeijinzheikeshazi。
duitameneryan，leijinbushijiaren，zhibuguoshiyigefenshileijiajiachandeyezhongeryi。
weilebipoleijinqianxiafangqicaichandexieyi，tamenjiangleijinbaodayidunzhihou，youzhualetadenvyoubaibanxiuru。
tingdaoleijindenuhou，leiliqingqingyishenglengxiao，zuijiaogoulechuyisiqingxiao，“si”deyishengbianjiangchenyiqingdeshangyichesui，taoletaoerduo，dao：“nigangcaishuoshenme？”
kandaochenyiqingjuewangdediaoxiayanlei，leijinjiannandeyaoyaotou，takeyibujurenheshouduan，danchenyiqingbuxing：“wo，woshuo，woqian，woyuanyifangqileijiadeyiqie。”
leijinmeiyouxuanze，zaidishanglaidexieyishangwunaideqianxialezijidemingzi。
tabuzaiyixieyishangdecaichanfenge，tazaiyideshizheixieyishangmiandejiazuchuming，yidanluobi，tacongcibuzaishileijiaren，ta，youjianglunluochengyigeguer。
danchenyiqinghezijiyijingyinianduoganqingle，shuangfanggengshidinglehun，weilerangtashaoshouquru，leijinmeiyouxuanze。
shouhuileijinqianxiadexieyi，leiliguguguaiguaidemolemoxiaba，qingqingyixiao：“yezazhongjiushiyezazhong，woyiweiniyouduoyinglangni，gangcaibushizaiwomianqianzhuangyinghanma？xianzai，zeze……。”
“buguo，yezazhong，nisihutinglibutaihaoa，wogangcaikeshishuodehenqingchu，fangqileijiadeyiqie，dongma？”leilishuowan，jiangyanguangfangzaileleijindeshenshang。
leijinhoutouyire，fennuwanfen，danzhuanyanyouqiangyalexiaqu。zhiyaochenyiqingmeishi，tazuoshenmedoukeyi，diandiantou，dangzhezhongrendemian，tatuoxialekuzi，quanshenshangxiajinshengyitiaokucha。
lingtangshangyinanyinvjiandaoleijincishidezhuangtai，renbuzhufachulehongtangdaxiao。
“kuaikan，yezazhongbianchenglewumaogou。”
“paizhao，mingtianrangmeitifagao，shuozheizazhongzaifuqinlingtangshangluoben，wuruwangfu，rangtayihoubeishirentuoqi！”
meiyousihaodelianmin，youdezhishishanguangdengdefengkuangpaizhao。leijinxinrudaoge，keyounengruhe？！xianggemutouyiyangzhanzaineili，renpingtamenpaizhao。
“wokeyizoulema？！”zhaobi，leijinwendao。
leilidiandiantou，jiangchenyiqingsonglekailai。
leijinjibushangqu，lazheleiruyuxiadechenyiqing，momodezhuanshenlikai。
“等等！”
shenhou，leilituranfasheng。
leijinmeitouyizhou：“nihaixiangzenmeyang？”
leiliyixiao：“wobingbuxiangzenmeyang，wozhishixianggaosuyiqing，wohenxihuanta！suoyi，buxiangtazuocuoshi。”
“bijingcongjintianqi，woleilijiangjichengzheleijiadebaiyicaichan，ernizheigezazhongqueyiwusuoyou。hehe，wozhenshititagandaokexi，genzhezheigeyezazhong，xiangyixiangyihouhuishishenmerizi？”
“wozhidao，daolexianzaitayidinghaiyiwei，nisuiranfangqilejiachan，danbijinghaiyouliangtaofangziyiliangyoulun。duima？”
chenyiqingguorantinglexialai。
“buguokexi，youlunhefangzidoushiwomasongtade，zhiqiannalaiwotaoyixialaoyezigaoxingeryi，nikeyihaohaoquchayixia，zheixiedongxidouzaisheidemingxia。dangran，tahaiyouyizhangxinyongjinka，buguo，neishangmianzhiyoubaiwanfuzhai。”leiliqingshengxiaodao。
sharenzhuxin，chenyiqingzhijuetianxuandizhuan，naozhongyipiankongbai。
yiwusuoyou，fuzhaibaiwan！
chenyiqingzaiqingxing，choukaileleijindeshou，yilianmangrandewangzheta。
leijinwuhuakeshuo，chenyiqingdedongzuorangtaxinzhongjikuijiuyouxintong，tabuzhidaochenyiqinghuizenyang，tayedaoxianzaicaimingbai，houmafangchunhuaheleililiangmuziyuanlaizaojiujizijishehaoleju。
fuqinlinzouqiandejigeyue，houmafangchunhuasongchesongfangsongyoulun，shenzhihaiyongzijidemingzimingminglexinloupandemingzi。
“进隐！”
dangchuhaiyiweitahuixinzhuanyi，jienaleziji。rujinzaiyipinwei，jingshichuqidefengci，jinyinjinyin，zhenzhengdehanyibushirangzijixiaoshima？！
tadabidejizijiqianhua，rangzijichenmixiangle，rujinzaijiangzijiyijiaotikai，zheizhongxinliluochaduomedenanshouzhiyoutihuiguoderencaihuimingbai。tarangleijinhuozhe，querangleijinshengburusi。
yiyueqian，didileilijieqianmaipaoche，shuoshilinshizhouzhuanbukai，shualezijidexinyongjinka，benyiweixiongdihemu，quedaolerujin，chengleyakualeijindezhongshan，gengchenglechenyiqingnanyiyuyuedehonggou。
leijinshituzhuazhuchenyiqingdeshou，dantashuaikaile。
“以晴，我…”
“nibuyaozaishuole，leijin，women，womenfenshouba，wo……wowufaxiangxiangyihougenzheni，jiujinghuizenmeyang。leilishuodemeicuo，wobenyiweinijiusuanmeilejiachan，keqimahaiyoufangchan，haiyouyoulun，womendeshenghuosuiranbunengdafudagui，danqimayeshifengyizushi，danshi，nixianzaishenmedoumeiyoule，youdezhishiyi**dezhai，ni……nijibulewoyaodeshenghuo。”
“keniganggangcaiweilewoshenzhiyuanyixishengziji！qianyouneimezhongyaoma？wohai……”leijinbenlaixiangshuo，tahaiyouqian，kexi，huameishuowan，quebeichenyiqingdaduanle。
“bieshale，qiandangranzhongyao，wogangcaiyezhishiweileyoulunhefangzi。”chenyiqingyaoyaotou，zhuanshen，cadiaoyanlei，mianqiangdejichuyigexiaorong，wangxiangleili，huanhuandezouleguoqu。
leijinxinrudaojiao，tazhiganjuetianbengdilie，wannianjufen，zeilaotian，woleijinjiujingzuocuoleshenme，niyaoruciduiwo？
yishunzhijian，yiwusuoyou，yongduoshengyuan，lianzuiaidenvrenxianzaiyeqizijierqu，dangzhenshirenqiongbaishiai。
wangzheleilijiangchenyiqingbaozaihuaili，yishuangdashousihaobukeqideshenjinletadequndi，leijinhuangruwushen。
yaoyaonaodai，leilituifeidezhuanshenlikai，yiluyaoyaohuanghuangdaoledamenkou，huanghujianzhuangleyigeren。
taxiangqidute，leijinwendaozheigushuxidexiangweimianqiangyoulexieshenhun。tashileijiadesanxiaojie，zijidemeimei。
suiranbushifuqinqinshengde，danbuzhiweiheyizhiliuzaileijia。leijiarenduita，daoyeshifeichangdekeqi。
“zenme？lianniyeyaoxiuruwoma？”leijinkukuyixiao。
tayaoyaotou：“dage，niyaozoulema？！”
budengleijinhuida，tanachuyikuaihuaibiao，didaoleleijindeshouli：“balinsiqianshuo，ruguonayitiannibeileijiaganchujiamen，jiaowobazheigehuaibiaojiaojini。dantaxiwang，niyongyuankanbudaozheikuaihuaibiao，kexi……。”
huaibiao？leijinbuxieyixiao，daosile，jiujizijiyikuaihuaibiao？huaibiaoyoushenmeyong？！tanenghuanhuizijidezunyanma？tanenghuanhuiyiqingma？
不，不能！
zhiyouqian，zhiyouqian！zhiyouqiancainenggaibianyiqie，zhiyouqiancaikeyiwanhuitadezunyan。
tamengdejianghuaibiaorengzailedishang，yaoyaohuanghuangjixuwangqianzou。
meizoujibu，leijinhuilaile，jianqidishangdehuaibiao，zheizhongguishifuqinliujizijiweiyidedongxi。
neishiyikuailaoshidehuaibiao，waibiaoshijinshuzhidi，limianshikongxinkongjian，fangzheyifengzheleshuxiadexinheyibaheisedeyaochiyijiyibaikuaiqian。
读完信，雷进笑了。
leijia！woshiqude，woyidinghuijiabeinahuilai！